The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

After a long summer vacation, Xiao Yan and Lao Song's rare alone time was finally... filled with papers.Until the night before the start of school, Xiao Yan was still lighting up the lamp and fighting hard to write, which was very desolate.

Four Eyes Boy harassed him in the middle of the night: [Are you coming tomorrow? 】

Xiao Yan ignored him in his busy schedule, and asked Song Jing to help him: 【Come on. 】

[Four-eyed Boy: Hurt each other~~ Don't forget to bring Wen Xin's autograph! 】

【Xiao Yan: Oh. 】

[Four-eyed boy: Why are you so indifferent? My master originally set his heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on your small ditch, do you know?Just be content, and as compensation, let me copy tomorrow's homework! 】

[Xiao Yan: Get out. 】

Xiao Yan noticed that there was no movement, and finally raised his head from the pile of papers, "What else did he say?"

Song Jing put down her phone, "I remind you to bring your signature."

"I knew it, I was ready." Xiao Yan buried it back in the paper again, not forgetting to complain, "Yu Yihang's word is too ugly."

Song Jing finished her work early and practiced calligraphy with him, dipped her pen in ink, wandering around, but her eyes looked at the back of Xiao Yan's head, and asked casually, "Who is Wen Xin?"

"Our class is beautiful." Xiao Yan was slamming on a math problem without raising his head.

Song Jing asked again: "Is it beautiful?"

Xiao Yan said without hesitation: "It's beautiful, otherwise how could it be a goddess?"

Song Jing paused slightly, and finished writing the last stroke.

After a fierce IQ collision, Xiao Yan was almost killed by a math problem. He couldn't help asking Song Jing for help, but when he saw it, "Old Song, what did you write?"

Song Jing threw the ball of paper away, "Write whatever you want."

Xiao Yan suddenly realized, and immediately said sincerely: "Old Song, you are the most beautiful!"

Song Jing put down her pen and raised her eyebrows: "...it's late, do it yourself."

"If you don't teach, don't teach. What's so difficult about it?" Xiao Yan was not convinced, "Three longs and one short choose the shortest, three shorts and one long choose the longest, and if the lengths are the same, choose C."

After speaking, he quickly wrote a C for the boss, looking particularly domineering on the neat paper.

Song Jing shook her head, stretched out her hand to encircle Xiao Yan, there was a thud when she said something disagreed, she held Xiao Yan's right hand with the brush, and rested her chin on the hair on the top of his head.

Xiao Yan was held in his arms, and he could almost hear the two people's heartbeats beating gradually at the same frequency.

Teach the questions hand in hand, and my mother no longer has to worry about my study.

Song Jing clenched his hand, and mercilessly scratched the uppercase C with both hands.

Let go of him after swipe: "Redo."

Xiao Yan: "..."

So on the road of life, there has always been no expectation and no disappointment.

Lao Song is really very cold, ruthless and unreasonable.

Therefore, probably because of Song Jing's selflessness, Xiao Yan's efficiency was even lower, so that when Qiao Zhiyuan came to pick him up the next day, Xiao Yan held his schoolbag full of painstaking effort and was about to overflow. It has giant panda eyes, and it floats when walking.

Qiao Zhiyuan immediately glanced at Song Jing indifferently, dressed like a beast.

Song Jing went out together and looked up at him: "Please urge Song Xuyao ​​to go to work on time."

Yesterday I saw off Qiao's mother and the two went crazy until midnight. When Song Xuyao ​​limped and helped his waist to turn on the water in the bathroom when he first left the house, he threatened to sleep until he got off work. Qiao Zhiyuan choked and had to say: : "Don't bother Young Master Song."

Song Jing: "I will go to check the post."

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

You son of a bitch!

The third year of high school started earlier than other grades. Qiao Zhiyuan went to the office to negotiate with the class teacher. As soon as Xiao Yan entered the classroom, he was intercepted by the four-eyed boy Sun Hao. He grabbed the homework and copied it. Already? Give me a quick look."

"I brought it with me." Xiao Yan was so annoyed by him that he took out the paper from his schoolbag.

Sun Hao quickly threw the pen away, took a closer look... looked again, and said suspiciously: "Aren't the signatures all flamboyant artistic signatures? This word flies ugly. Are you embarrassed to ask for it? Write it casually by yourself?"

Xiao Yan put away his signature and glanced at him, "Believe it or not, or not."

Sun Hao took another look at the beautiful handwriting paper in his hand, and hurriedly said: "Xin Xin Xin, his handwriting is too ugly, and ordinary people really can't imitate it."

Yu Yihang, who was still working hard on filming and looking forward to Xiao Yan's return soon, couldn't hold back a big sneeze.

Director Liu: "Cut! Do it again!"

However, Sun Hao felt no guilt, and continued to chat: "Dude, have you heard that our old class has changed, do you know who has changed?"

Xiao Yan shook his head, and in his heart he still had a good impression of the homeroom teacher who called and said that he would apply for a bursary fund after watching peek-a-boo.

Sun Hao looked embarrassed: "Guess?"

Xiao Yan: "...Do you guess or not?"

Sun Hao simply didn't want to keep it up, "If it's Leihuhu, I'll be the head teacher of Class [-] in the third year of senior high school, and some people will accept it in the future."

This teacher Lei can be said to be very familiar. Even Xiao Yan, a student who has always been ignorant and ignorant, knows that the last class of the third and eighth grades broke the original record of the class's focus rate and created a new school. Of course, the previous record is also the class led by Mr. Lei.

Of course, Mr. Lei is famous not only because of the good grades and high teaching quality of the students he leads, but also because of his strictness. Morning jogging in the snow, double superimposition of punishment for wrong questions, etc. The most frustrating thing is that even the gossip among the students is clear, and a discipline inspection team has been established to catch puppy love and records. Of course, he was the only teacher in the whole group, and several loving couples died at his hands.

Anyway, the students he leads are either completely reborn, or lose their skin. This kind of teacher is very popular with parents, but it is a nightmare for students.

So, the students secretly nicknamed him Leihuo.

Just listening to it is extremely inhumane.

Both Xiao Yan and Sun Hao couldn't help shaking.

At this moment, Xiao Yan's shoulder was suddenly patted lightly, Xiao Yan was shocked, and suddenly turned his head to look!

Banhua Wenxin was wearing a beautiful long dress, standing behind him, because of Xiao Yan's exaggerated reaction, she smiled sweetly: "You are so excited when you see me?"

The "Love Letter Confession" on the last day of the second year of high school is still vivid in my mind, and the whole class is boiling again, but this time it is probably because of Lei Huo's fault that they have restrained a lot, and the gossip eyes are like spotlights on Xiao Yanhe Wen Xin shot at the two of them.

"Please forgive me," Xiao Yan hurriedly sent her autograph in front of her eyes, "Thank you."

Wen Xin opened it and was very excited, "Wow, it's still TO sign! Xiao Yan, you are so handsome!"

Sun Hao adjusted his glasses in disbelief: "Wow, such an ugly word! It's actually true!"

Wen Xin glanced at him immediately.

Sun Hao quickly shut up and hugged himself tightly.

Wen Xin carefully put away the signature, and looked at Xiao Yan's big and round eyes sparkling: "Xiao Yan, I invite you to dinner!"

"Yoooooooo~~" The whole class really couldn't control the prehistoric power in their bodies.

Just as Xiao Yan was about to refuse, a skinny old teacher wearing reading glasses stood at the door with his hands behind his back and knocked on the door, and the whole class fell silent.

The old teacher squinted his eyes, and shot straight at Xiao Yan and Wen Xin through his presbyopic lenses like an arrow.

It's so murderous!