The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

Xia Huan said softly to the girl on the other end of the phone, "Yes, Zihan and I are already living together." Glancing at Yun Zihan, who was spouting out tea, a pair of romantic and unrestrained peach blossom eyes curved into a standard normal distribution curve .

Yun Zihan was sipping tea on the balcony while gazing at the small high-rise apartment building blocking the view, but it turned out to be an artificial watering can. He glanced at Xia Huan who was complacent, and moved back to the room very calmly while choking like a dog, " "Bang" and slammed the door, it was obviously a joint renter!

Yun Zihan and Xia Huan are both freshmen of L University. L University is an economics school, and the ratio of male to female has always been very scary. However, Xia Huan from the School of Finance has just finished his military training. The new generation male god who has height, figure and figure, is humorous and sunny, and is very attractive, just like a rising sun, illuminating the hearts of many school girls who are unwilling to be lonely.After getting along for a long time, people are particularly rascals. This is Yun Zihan's last resort.

And Yun Zihan was notoriously... weak during military training.The girls are still standing in the military posture training, Yun Zihan has already fallen down, and the girls are still on the same hands and feet when they are training in the phalanx, Yun Zihan has already tripped... Let Yun Zihan's reputation resound through the sky The incident, we have to talk about it from the time when the freshmen report.

At that time, Yun Zihan, who had just stayed at home for three months, finally finished his retreat and came to report alone. He was wearing shorts and a T-shirt, showing his white and tender arms and beautiful legs, and his pointed face was even more beautiful. It is clean and fair, just like an egg that has been peeled off its shell. A pair of red phoenix eyes squint at you, as provocative as you want. The black hair has not been cut for three months, and it is almost shoulder-length. When the wind blows , the hair moved slightly, and the senior who greeted the freshman and kidnapped the junior girl by the way immediately looked straight at him.

So there was a big confession event in the teaching building during the military training. The confession was received within a few days after the start of school. The seniors and sisters from all walks of life said that this girl must be a boutique. Gloomy Yun Zihan, all the seniors and sisters are astonished, which girl can have such a demeanor in the disgusting "brick-moving suit"? !Not convinced to fight!

Then Yun Zihan said: "I am a man, I like women." Leaving behind a bunch of stunned seniors and seniors who were about to drop their jaws, they turned around and left. Later, it is said that a candle with love was placed and burned over the teaching building. The lawn under it was burned, and L University, as the leading and very humane university in China, made the senior even lose his underwear.

Since then, Yun Zihan, as a dead house with a low-key work and a high-profile life, has been named a flower of the School of Finance.

However, for some reason, Yun Zihan and the male god Xia Huan began to live together [cross out, share a renting life.

The dormitory of L University is very good, the room is quite spacious for four people, the 10G campus network, of course, has to be run by yourself, but there is an independent bathroom and air conditioner, and if the dormitory people are willing, they can also set up a TV for themselves.Even so, there are all kinds of restrictions for some two people.

According to the words of the male god Xia Huan - the access control system has seriously hindered the speed of hitting base with the girl.

According to Murakami Yun Zihan's words - there are too many people in the dormitory, what if you are found swollen while watching BL manga? !

That's right, the village flower Yun Zihan is hiding her secrets, a rotten man.

But straight!A certain rotten man seriously emphasized...

And Xia Huan is really Yun Zihan's cutest offensive type, but the male god has been on the road of focusing on girls for 1 years without turning back... Yun Zihan is very sorry.

One day, Yun Zihan accidentally came across a sexual orientation test chart of a shoe print on Weibo. In order to repeatedly test the truth that he is straight, Yun Zihan was staring at the picture, and Xia Huan glanced at it. After one glance, he suddenly said, "It's recessed." Then it drifted away slowly.

Yun Zihan slapped his thigh and his eyes lit up. Emma's indentation is homosexual!As a straight corrupt man, ideally Gong is by his side so that he can observe things in actual combat. Thinking about it makes me a little excited.

Xia Huan glanced at Yun Zihan who was sitting on the sofa, and continued to tease the girl on the phone, "All night? Forget it, my eldest wife Han is waiting for me to come home for supper."

Yun Zihan shook his ears and crushed a pack of raccoons with a livid face. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xia Huan looking towards him. He took apart the raccoons very calmly and ate them gracefully. All kinds of hints from the girl I don't like always use him as a shield, so what about riding the horse? !I went to class yesterday, and there were two more needle-like gazes. I woke up every day with a sore back and a sore back, feeling like I was being stabbed!

"I'm going out!" Xia Huan changed into a girl-chasing jersey and went out. When passing by the sofa, he glanced at Yun Zihan who was chewing crispy noodles, "Eat some food, don't eat snacks all the time."

Yun Zihan raised his noble head and responded casually, listening to the sound of footsteps getting farther and farther in the corridor with his ears upright, his eyes lit up, he threw away the crispy noodles in his hand, and rushed into the bedroom, screaming "Romance" I'm here again!Just because Xia Huan was always at home recently, he didn't dare to read "Romance" three times a day.

Yesterday I happened to see the scene where Xiao Shou called Xiao Gong out of bed and was thrown at him!While dragging the progress bar with the mouse, Yun Zihan smiled at the wretched idiot who didn't match his pretty face. Of course, this kind of sentimental scene needs to be watched one frame at a time!Please don't be careless!

"Why is the entire sofa covered with crispy noodles..." Xia Huan suddenly appeared at Yun Zihan's door, looking at Yun Zihan whose back was extremely wretched and not at all like the usual gleaming Gaoling flower, he was taken aback, "You What are you looking at, why are you kneeling in front of the computer?" His gaze shifted to the screen of the laptop.

The picture on the screen Xiao Gong just threw Xiao Shou onto the bed... grabbed Xiao Shou's hand and pressed it on top of his head... lifted Xiao Shou's sweater to reveal his smooth skin...

Hearing Xia Huan's voice, Yun Zihan panicked and wanted to jump up from the chair, then his legs gave way and he fell to the ground... On the screen, Xiao Shou was grabbing the bed sheet and making an unbearable sound...

Seeing the black boots in front of him, Yun Zihan gave up pretending to be dead, and stood up very calmly, showing a faint melancholy smile, and by the way sneakily pressed the button to turn off the video, "Actually, it's not me standing in front of you, You are not here at all, this world does not exist at all, everything is your illusion."

"Are you watching... what?" Xia Huan didn't know how to describe what he just saw.

Yun Zihan stood with his hands behind his back, with an inscrutable expression: "This should be analyzed from the perspective of absolute movement and relative stillness of things."

Xia Huan leaned closer to Yun Zihan, "So... are you crooked?"

"Wanni coal! Cough cough, I mean how can you misunderstand me like this," Yun Zihan immediately changed a bitter face, "Actually, this is a man disguised as a woman, I suggest you try it sometime."

Xia Huan raised his eyebrows: "You like it?"

Yun Zihan squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "Yes... I like it."