The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

Song Xuyao ​​was so guarded that the clouds opened to see the moon, but Xiao Yan was miserable.

Xiao Yan put on a bright yellow robe, and stood by the small pool in the imperial garden, facing the rippling blue water of the lake, and the slim lotus. Flicking his face, after a while, the young man finally made a movement, he saw his slightly immature Adam's apple moving up and down, and silently swallowed his saliva.

"Crap!" Director Liu jumped into a rage, "It's been half an hour, are you going to dance or not?!"

Xiao Yan put on a bitter face: "Director Liu, I feel that I have encountered a bottleneck period in my acting career and it is difficult to break through."

"Fart in the bottleneck period! You have a hairy acting career and are still bottlenecked!" Director Liu was so angry that he almost lost his temper, "I'll give you half an hour to adjust, if you don't dance, I'll kick you down!"

Xiao Yan hurriedly took a few steps back and sat on the small bench. Giving this extra half an hour did not let him breathe a sigh of relief. It was like changing the death sentence to a reprieve, but it was even more tormenting.

The assistant Yang Yanyan who had been waiting for a long time took a towel and covered him with a cup of ginger soup.

Xiao Yan took a sip of ginger soup melancholy, smashed his mouth: "Miss Yang, don't give me a towel, I'm not wet yet."

Yang Yanyan fanned her head full of big men: "No, let me rest for a while when I'm tired."

"..." Xiao Yan looked at Qiao Zhiyuan with a face of accusation.

Qiao Zhiyuan raised his hand and gave him a shudder: "Didn't you say that your specialty was swimming when you debuted, and you were known as the little blue dragon on the south bank, and you were invincible in swimming all over the world?! Such a small pond will take you down?"

Xiao Yan was also speechless: "I also thought I could swim..."

Who knew that when they saw Chizi, they couldn't move their legs...

This scene is actually quite bloody. It's about the first encounter between the little emperor and the little eunuch. The little emperor, a dignified emperor, fell into the pond in the back garden in broad daylight without any logic. The little eunuch happened to be sweeping the floor. In front of a large group of guards, a fierce man plunged into the water and rescued the little emperor. Since then, the two have formed a deep revolutionary friendship. The temptations you did are all things for later.

Without going out of his mind and without dialogue, what Xiao Yan has to do is very simple, he can get the job done by jumping into the small pond and flopping around a few times.

The result was this jump, and he got stuck all afternoon.

After a little more delay, we can call it a day and have dinner.

Director Liu looked at the sky and shouted, "Xiao Xiao, come again!"

He has made up his mind today, even if he can't finish filming, he must let Xiao Yan go to the water next time, otherwise this scene will be useless.

The time-delay plan failed, Xiao Yan sighed resignedly, and had no choice but to carry his gun into battle, Qiao Zhiyuan patted him on the shoulder, and Xiao Yan exchanged a death-defying look with him.

On one side, Yu Yihang waited for the hero to save the beauty, but he waited all afternoon and still couldn't save him. Director Liu was afraid that he would get sunburned and drove him back to the room next to him. At this time, he poked his head out to cheer Xiao Yan, "ujump , ijump!"

Xiao Yan: "Roll, roll, roll."

In fact, the pond is not deep, and the water is quite clean when you see the bottom. Besides, there are so many people around, so nothing will happen.Silently hinting to himself, Xiao Yan took a deep breath, raised his head and walked forward again, looking preoccupied, Xiao Yan held his breath, his face turned paler, and he gritted his teeth and stepped on the moss-covered stone slab , Walking crookedly along the side of the small pond.

Out of the corner of his eye, Director Liu had made three gestures to jump down, all of which were ignored by him, Director Liu got up from his seat with a beard and staring eyes, as if he was about to drive a duck to the rack and kick someone.

Xiao Yan couldn't help speeding up his pace, glanced at the shimmering water surface, a touch of gold flashed past, he fixed his eyes and saw that it was a golden koi carp, it looked very much like the fattest golden carp raised by his mother before.

However, during this trance, Xiao Yan slipped on the sole of his foot and fell into the pond with a plop.

Finally in the water!

Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

Yu Yihang rushed out from the room beside him, eager to try: "Director Liu, when will I save someone!"

"Don't worry!" Director Liu waved his big hand and took a horn, "Xiao Xiao, go to the middle, push hard, build hard, take more shots and stop playing later! "

When Xiao Yan fell into the water, he felt like his heart was about to pop out of his throat, and he subconsciously thumped twice, only to find that the pond was shallower than he had imagined, and he could step on the bottom of the pond, and his heart naturally fell back In his stomach, the weightlessness of his whole body soaked in water still made his scalp tingle.

Hearing Director Liu's yelling at this time, Xiao Yan naturally understood that the one or two second shots in the movie actually required a lot of material during filming to produce a satisfactory effect. If he went up now, he might have to do it again several times.

In order to avoid suffering, Xiao Yan gritted his teeth and walked towards the middle of the pool while thumping, trying to convince himself that he should take a hot bath that day.

"That's right, that's right," Director Liu stared at the camera closely, "The expression is not in place yet, try floating up and down."

Xiao Yan's ears were soaked in water, and everything he said sounded vaguely like a layer of membrane, and his movements became a little labored. Suddenly, he was caught off guard and his whole body sank, the water covered his head, Xiao Yan hurriedly clapped his hands, struggled to get up, but took a sip of water hard, his internal organs were a little sore.

It took only a minute or two for this accident to happen.

The staff on the shore didn't react, because they had roughly touched the bottom before, and the pond was shallow, so they thought Xiao Yan was still acting, so no one stepped forward to interrupt.

"Excellent!" Director Liu felt that Xiao Yan's acting skills were very realistic at the moment, so he nodded with satisfaction, but he also didn't notice anything unusual, "Persist for a few more minutes and this one will be over!"

However, at this moment, Xiao Yan was thumping and wanting to call for help, but the pool of water in his mouth was gushing into his throat. In an instant, tears and snot all came out, and when he was thumping again, he felt that his whole body was sinking involuntarily. No matter how hard I struggled.

It was as if he had returned to that night in the ice spring pool in the Great Xiao Palace, the cold water was drilled into his seven orifices, and the feeling of despair and suffocation completely submerged him once again.

At this moment, only Lao Song was left in Xiao Yan's mind.

"thump"!