The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

The company Yu Yihang belongs to is Lihua Entertainment, which is on an equal footing with China Everbright Media in the industry. He also said that the two giants have not only [-] artists, but also [-] artists.And Yu Yihang's manager was a young man with a flat head. He worked as an assistant for the first brother in the company for three years, and finally became a manager. The first artist he brought was Yu Yihang.

It can be said that it was this manager, Wang Yang, who rescued Yu Yihang from a lot of trainees.

Then I didn't expect this product to be a crying bag.

At this moment, Wang Yang just walked away for a while, and when he came back, he saw Yu Yihang crying to a young actor at the gate of the studio. point.

Yu Yihang was shocked by this sudden attack: "Hi."

Wang Yang: "..."

Yu Yihang was tearing up his nose, but now he was making a fool of himself again, his face was even more black and red, and when he got anxious, he couldn't stop hiccupping at all.

Wang Yang raised his forehead, apologized to Xiao Yan and the others, and then dragged Yu Yihang away while giving Yu Yihang his back.

Yu Yihang hastily raised the pen and paper in his hand, "Xiao Yan, hiccup, I, hiccup, wait a minute, hiccup, I'll give it to you, hiccup—"

Without saying a word, Wang Yang stuffed him into the toilet.

Xiao Yan and Qiao Zhiyuan, who were dumbfounded, looked at each other.

Qiao Zhiyuan said quite seriously: "Although you have a lot of troubles and your acting skills are only in the second grade, you are still pretty good."

"Cut, just be content." Xiao Yan turned his head and stuffed the tissue back into his schoolbag, and waved his hand domineeringly: "It's your blessing to meet me!"

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

He took back what he just said.

After Qiao Zhiyuan returned the costume and introduced Xiao Yan to the old man who taught the opera, Yu Yihang came out of the toilet and rushed to report with red eyes.

The old man blew his beard and glared at him: "Why is it you again?"

Yu Yihang had no choice but to say dryly: "Director Liu asked me to come and study again." If the acting is not good again, he will have to change roles.

The old man stared at his red eyes for two seconds, and said angrily: "It's even uglier if you cry so darkly, if you don't learn well this time, I'll beat you."

When Yu Yihang heard that the old man agreed, he smiled and showed his big white teeth.

The old man: "Tsk, smiling is uglier than crying."

Yu Yihang quickly put his teeth away, turned his head and gave Xiao Yan a look of neither crying nor laughing.

Xiao Yan immediately felt the impact from the emoji.

The old gentleman asked the two of them to put on costumes first, and Xiao Yan naturally put them on faster than Yu Yihang. As soon as he came out, the old gentleman's entire face wrinkled up like a soup dumpling.

Xiao Yan was dressed in a blue eunuch costume, with a black belt with a white jade hook around his waist, making him white and tender even more.

This clothes does not look like a little eunuch on him, but like a boy who gives money, the one holding a fish in the New Year painting.

Xiao Yan himself was also a little awkward, this costume looked much better than the real eunuch's costume, but it was a eunuch's costume after all, and he felt uncomfortable when he put it on.

Forgive him for his inexperience, the old gentleman said, "Let's find out how you feel first. During this period of class, your every word and deed should be like a eunuch."

Xiao Yan nodded, then raised his orchid fingers.

Qiao Zhiyuan, who was watching outside the door, almost sprayed the water.

At this time Yu Yihang also came out, wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes was a bit upright, but the one who looked black, the one who wore yellow looked even darker.

However, when he was in class before, the old man was used to his outfit, and he thought it was more pleasing to the eye than Xiao Yan's outfit.

Yu Yihang looked at Xiao Yan's eyes brightened, "I didn't expect you to look good in this dress."

Xiao Yan kept the old man's words in mind, Lan Hua pointed at it, and said coyly: "I hate it~"

"..." Yu Yihang couldn't hold back the goosebumps all over his body, feeling that the whole world had changed after changing clothes.

The old gentleman coughed twice with a straight face: "Do as normal first, and practice after I finish explaining the basics to you."

"Oh." Xiao Yan quickly put down the orchid finger, approached Yu Yihang and changed his words: "You look good."

Yu Yihang: "..." You have changed too quickly...

While Xiao Yan was moving the small bench to listen to the old man explaining the basics, Yu Yihang was practicing on the side.

Since ancient times, there have been many methods of castration for eunuchs. One is to cut off the penis completely. Xiao Yan looked at the old man with his fingers together and waved his hands, and couldn't help but put his legs together. Just use a sharp knife to cut the egg skin and peel off the egg. This method can achieve the same purpose and ensure the integrity of the person. The eunuch who has been castrated is not too sissy, so it is very popular. Welcome, and the old gentleman also briefly talked about the rope method and so on, which made Xiao Yan feel pained for a while.

"The little eunuch in the play uses the latter method, so you don't have to act like a mother, just talk and walk normally." The old man looked Xiao Yan up and down, "Take a few steps first and see."

Hearing this, Xiao Yan got up, raised his chin, and swaggered forward. Before he could take a few steps, the old gentleman rolled up the manuscript and knocked him: "You are a eunuch! You walk more like an emperor than Yu Yihang! Low Go ahead, which eunuch judges people with their nostrils? Do it again!"

Yu Yihang, who was practicing his steps next to him, lay innocently on the gun.

Xiao Yan had no choice but to walk again with his head down, but this time he restrained himself a little, but after walking for a while, the old man knocked his head again, "Keep your legs together, the steps are so big, if you walk with Yu Yihang, you You have to run ahead of him and start over!"

Xiao Yan struggled to grab the back of his head twice, and then raised his legs to become the same hands and feet.

Well, after these three trips, he can't walk anymore.

Seeing the scroll in the old man's hand waved again, Xiao Yan bent down nimbly, "Hey, I didn't hit it~"

The old man's hand turned a corner, and the paper roll hit the back of Xiao Yan's head with a slap, and it was bent close to the position where the hand pinched it.The old gentleman glanced at him with a straight face: "Do it all over again."

Yu Yihang on the side smiled happily, and then the old man swept over with a paper tube, "What are you laughing at, you act like an emperor and walk like a eunuch!"

Yu Yihang: "qwq!"

Although the air conditioner was on, but he was wearing heavy costumes, and walked for countless times. Xiao Yanre's entire face was flushed, and his forehead was sweating. Although his posture became more and more similar, but It always feels like a little bit of essence is missing.

Another paper tube was stuck by the old man, Xiao Yan sat down on the ground with a sad face, raised his hem, exposed his legs in shorts, and slapped himself on the face without any burden of idols, "Teacher, I always feel that I almost Son, but I don’t know what’s wrong, can you please demonstrate it to me?”

The old man glanced at him, and got up from beside him, walking in a moderate pace, as if he was following someone, so that he could stop and wait for orders at any time, and bowed his head respectfully, looking straight ahead On the ground, unlike the momentary bowing of the knees, the old gentleman seemed to be completely different from the momentum of sweeping thousands of troops with a paper tube just now, and there was a kind of respect from his bones, and even a little humble, only his shoulders were slightly arched. It seems that the nerves of the whole body are full of strings. Indeed, as an eunuch in the palace, one can't make a mistake. Naturally, the nerves are tense all the time.

With just these few steps, the eunuch's Shen Yun figure came out, lifelike.

"Wow... good!" Yu Yihang applauded excitedly.

"It really looks like... an eunuch." Xiao Yan paused and swallowed the "serve yourself" in the middle.

The old man was complacent for a while, but something seemed wrong when he tasted it. Aren't these two little bastards just beating around the bush and saying that he looks like a eunuch? !

The old man immediately shouted angrily: "What are you doing so stupid?! Continue!"

Xiao Yan had no choice but to get up from the ground sweating profusely, and exchanged sympathetic looks with Yu Yihang, who was also sweating profusely beside him.

It's really devil training.

Qiao Zhiyuan, who had been watching outside for a long time, also shook hands with Wang Yang. It is also fate that acting scum meets acting scum.

Wang Yang suddenly felt that he was getting closer to this legendary elite manager, so he said tirelessly: "Brother Qiao, seeing that we hit each other so well, let me tell you another breaking news! xx recently brought his own Little Teddy Zhu Di had a historic meeting with Wang Tieniu, a big husky from the xxx family, Zhu Di fell in love with Wang Tieniu at first sight, and guess what? They are both men!"

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

Now he suddenly misses Song Xuyao ​​a little bit.