The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

The little emperor grew up in the palace since he was a child, and he had to maintain his aloof authority at all times, and he never had too much contact with his peers, so when he returned to school, facing the sincere and direct enthusiasm from his peers, he had the first meeting with the big girl. Going back to the sedan chair is like a capitalized ignorant ratio.

Humph, who is the big girl now? !

Surrounded by his classmates asking for their care and warmth, Xiao Yan blushed angrily and spinelessly.

I decided to take the people-friendly route for a while... (#▽#).

"Today is English morning self-study." The head teacher entered the classroom with such a dark scene, and patted the desk angrily, "Give me some energy, come on, everyone. Take out the second exercise, hurry up!"

The students had no choice but to go back to their seats resentfully, even the morning self-study is so inhumane, protruding!

"Hurry up and let's not read the questions, let's just talk about the options, the first question," the head teacher glanced around, Xiao Yan, who was still in the circle, sneered, stared straight ahead, in a pile of small radishes with his head buried The head was particularly conspicuous, so the head teacher waved his hand, "Xiao Yan."

Xiao Yan came back to his senses, looked at the sharp eyes of the supervisor, and tilted his head: "?"

"..." The head teacher's temples jumped up immediately, "Stand up and answer the questions. There is no paper and the same table. You asked for leave and didn't do this set of papers. Just take a look. Let's do the first question now. What to choose, fast."

As soon as Xiao Yan lowered his head, he saw the paper handed over from behind. The past two days of making up for it is still somewhat effective. At least he has recognized all English letters. He glanced back fiercely. Last time, this was the one who plotted against him. This time, it’s probably [-]% Uneasy and kind, Xiao Yan smiled pretentiously, "Choose A."

"How many times have I said this question, why is it still wrong!" The head teacher immediately raised his voice, "Choose B, this is a fixed match, I mentioned it last time, I won't talk about it this time, next question. "

Four-eyed boy took back the paper and muttered: "I wrote it and chose 2B, don't believe me, hum."

Xiao Yan: "..."

People are unpredictable!

Xiao Yan sat down in a daze, glanced at the head teacher in the classroom who was spitting and yelling, thinking that when Prime Minister Song gave him lectures in the past, he didn't like the pedantic Taifu who taught him the Four Books, Five Classics, etiquette, etc. Righteous and benevolent, I like to pester Prime Minister Song, talking about anecdotes, military tactics, and interesting stories about famous people... Prime Minister Song has a melodious voice, writes beautifully and gracefully, and has exquisite kung fu ... Anyway, let him boast for three days, but he can't finish it.

But where is his handsome Prime Minister Song now?

Xiao Yan's eyes darkened slightly, seeing that the class teacher was about to roll his name again, he quickly buried his head and became a quiet carrot head.

It took me a minute to adapt to school life.

When the morning self-study was over, Siyan Boy raised his head from the thick novel, and carefully reached out to pat Xiao Yan's shoulder, but the moment his palm fell, Xiao Yan quickly jumped onto the chair with a face of "Sure enough So" looking down at him with a condescending expression.

Do you think I will fall for your tricks? !madness!

Four-eyed boy: "..." Snake spirits!

"Xiao Yan, come down! Do you think you are a monkey when you climb so high?" The head teacher who just stepped out of the classroom door rolled his eyes angrily.

Reluctantly, Xiao Yan went down to the ground, straightened his school uniform trousers majestically and domineeringly, and stared at the four-eyed boy with a fierce look in his eyes.

Four-eyed Boy rubbed his hands together embarrassingly, and said falteringly: "That...Xiao Yan...I'm sorry about what happened last time, I didn't expect to knock you out with a single slap, and I feel like I didn't use much force... "

Xiao Yan blushed to the point of smoking, gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, I... I forgive you."

Please don't mention anything about being slapped and lying down!

It's shameless to use this method to make him compromise!

Just when Xiao Yan was in distress, a bell rang to relieve him. Xiao Yan was overjoyed and took out a brick to see, his whole face was wrinkled.

Four-eyed boy said that when the old class banned mobile phones, he held the mobile phone openly and turned on the ringer. He was so excited that he stretched his neck and took a look. Hey, it's the latest Tuhaojin!

Xiao Yan hung up the phone without hesitation.

Four-eyed boy kindly reminded: "It's okay, now you can pick up the boss secretly when the old class is away."

As soon as the words were finished, the phone rang again, and Xiao Yan hung up again impatiently.

"Take it," Siyan Boy pushed the mirror frame: "Maybe it's urgent. What if it keeps ringing?"

Xiao Yan gave him an inscrutable sideways glance: "It's a scam call."

Four-eyed boy: "..." The caller ID is clearly "broker", think him blind!

Since Xiao Yan's exploration of the mobile phone was really limited to making calls, and he couldn't bear to ask Siyanzi how to mute and turn off the phone. In order to avoid endless harassment, when the ringtone rang again, Xiao Yan was still unsympathetic. Willingly answered the phone.

No matter how you hear Qiao Zhiyuan's voice, there is a taste of trickery: "This weekend, I won a reality show for you, and I will record one first. Don't ask what the reality show is. You can understand it with your IQ. No, I'll pick you up after school later, obediently wait at the school gate and don't run away."

Xiao Yan looked indifferent: "I refuse."

Qiao Zhiyuan was not surprised at all: "A long time ago, there was a bean sprout. He drank water when he was thirsty, and could only eat dirt when he was hungry."

"..." Xiao Yan hung up the phone angrily.

Qiao Zhiyuan raised the corners of his lips when he heard the beeping sound in the mobile phone. It was a wise decision to only teach Xiao Yan to make calls and play games.

Seeing Xiao Yan's gloomy face, the four-eyed boy couldn't help but tremble: "What's wrong? Your manager forced you to do bad things? Don't go if you don't want to go." Go, haven't you just been discharged from the hospital?"

Xiao Yan's hostility towards Four-Eyed Boy finally eased a bit: "There is no way, I have to go."

Four-eyed Boy became even more excited when he heard this: "Why?!"

Xiao Yanlue was heartbroken: "Because of being poor."

Four-eyed boy: "...Damn, can we still have a pleasant chat?! Don't say anything, you are poor and only have money left! I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Xiao Yan's contempt almost overflowed: "Snake spirit disease!"

Hey, the word Qiao Zhiyuan has been chanting is quite easy to use... Wait a minute, what does he want that bastard Qiao Zhiyuan to do? !

Xiao Yan was going crazy, he finally got out of school, dawdled until everyone in the classroom was almost gone, Xiao Yan walked out slowly, and saw Qiao Zhiyuan squatting at the school gate like a private trafficker from afar, Xiao Yan stepped pause.

This is going to show off!

Xiao Yan clenched her fleshy little hands, her face wrinkled into a bun.

It is said that his faceless parents give a lot of money every month, but it is a pity that he spent so much before that he didn't even save a copper coin, and even the money for medical treatment was advanced by Qiao Zhiyuan, and he will have to pay him three percent interest in the future .In this way, he changed from a little emperor with no worries about food and clothing to a pauper with no food or clothing!

However, Xiao Yan is well aware that the imperial examinations cost a lot, which is one of the reasons why few students from poor backgrounds made it to the rankings. If you want to be good, you must first take the imperial examinations.

Wait a minute, let him deal with this logic first... This is an endless loop!

Xiao Yan twisted his small face and struggled for a long time, finally heaved a sigh of relief, then turned his head and ran... the moment he let go of his legs, a big hand grabbed Xiao Yan's collar and lifted him up stand up.

And then... no more.

Qiao Zhiyuan threw the disobedient kid into the car as easily as pinching a chicken, fastened the seat belt, and flew out with a kick of the accelerator.

Xiao Yan clung to the back of the chair with a terrified expression, and first agreed that he would be a showman rather than a body! (ノ==)ノ彡┻━┻