Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi not only opened the mouth of the promiscuous kiss, but also wiped it at the corner of his own mouth in disgust.

Wei De said: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Although Wei Dedao has no eyes, he can actually know what he should know. After an awkward silence, he tried to rescue him: "...My disciple looks shrewd, but he is actually a little simple."

In fact, he is an idiot, right?

Shuo Zong didn't know whether he should be happy or unhappy, and he didn't want to vent to Wei Xi, so he could only reply coldly: "I see, otherwise he wouldn't recognize you as a master, and would believe you told me He said he was a ghost of a lonely ghost, and he was thinking that you would not come to visit him after death."

"Don't let him know his identity, it's a kind of protection for him." Wei Dedao was quiet for a while, then turned his eyes softly to Wei Xi, "You auspicious beasts, when you shouted and killed, you never thought it would Is that the character?"

Shuo Zong's voice became colder: "I have never yelled at him before."

Wei De said: "But you have fought for tens of millions of years. I remember hundreds of years ago, he even emptied your cave a few times."

Shuo Zong was silent for a while, then got up and turned to him, with a mocking expression on his face: "You think he can enter my mountain if I don't want to?"

Wei Dedao was obviously a little surprised. It took a while to realize the meaning hidden in his words, and he laughed and said, "Is that so? It's really unexpected."

Shuo Zong sneered: "I also never thought that the only well-known Mahayana master in the practice world would give up his ascension and stay in the world to coax a ferocious beast into his sect."

Wei Dedao had a thick skin and didn't take his sarcasm seriously: "What kind of power, that's all in the past, I'm just a bad old man now. What's more, things like ascension, the collapse of heaven Afterwards, even the stars in the sky all fell. Do you think there are still a few gods and Buddhas left besides those who are worshiped by the world? I am very glad that they stayed. Before the collapse of heaven, in order to maintain order and balance in the world, Even the dragons were killed. I heard that Yazi and several other beasts were directly smashed to ashes by 24 consecutive thunderstorms. If it weren't for the prehistoric sealing formation that gathered the power of the entire cultivation world, where would Wei Xi be? Can he be kept by Tiandao until today? After all, he has a different identity from Xuanwu and you auspicious beasts, and Tiandao has always been unfair to him."

Shuo Zong did not speak.

When Wei Dedao said this, he became suspicious: "However, it is strange to say that it is said that Lei Jie will not fall behind if it targets people, and it will never stop. Even auspicious beasts have to suffer twelve times. I didn’t even escape the thunder calamity even after hiding in four caves, I thought that Tianlei would find Weixi’s trace sooner or later, so Weixi’s 24 thunders were not completed in the end?”

Shuo Zong turned his eyes to look at Wei Xi on the bed, and twitched his mouth: "It's finished."

Wei Dedao was stunned: "Where did it land?"

Shuo Zong: "His cave."

Wei De said: "How is it possible? He was not in the cave at that time, who did the thunder strike?"

Shuo Zong's face was as usual: "Me."

Wei Dedao stared blankly: "...Your own thunder tribulation, plus his...a total of 36...you have endured them all? Are you still alive?"

36 thunderbolts, the dragons who killed the entire sea area did not want so many, right?

Shuo Zong didn't want to talk to him, so he took off his coat to reveal his totems all over his body, stepped forward to untie the jade pendant around Wei Xi's neck and said, "You talk a lot, you can go now."

Wei De said: "..."

Shuo Zong: "Or do you want to stay and watch? Oh, I forgot you can't see it."

Wei Dedao was rather reluctant: "...he didn't want you just now."

Shuo Zong sneered: "You might as well ask him if he wants Que'er."

Wei De said: "..."

Shuo Zong: "What are you thinking? Isn't that still me?"

Wei De said: "..."

No way, damn it.

*****

Wei Xi felt very uncomfortable, rolling around on the bed, apparently unconscious, opened his mouth and gnawed on the bedside table.The wood was gnawed by him, and he seemed to complain aggrievedly while gnawing: "...it's unpalatable."

Shuo Zong turned back to the bed, couldn't stand it anymore, stretched out his hand to pinch his face to dig out the sawdust in his mouth, and was bitten down by the hungry Wei Xi.

At this moment, Wei Xi's eyes could not see clearly, and he could only perceive it with his sense of smell. Perhaps he felt the smell was very familiar. He began to be unclear about the identity of this person. Zong rubbed his hands back and forth: "Does Que'er hurt..."

Shuo Zong looked at him, with unpredictable emotions in his eyes, and pinched his face: "It doesn't hurt, idiot."

Wei Xi woke up a little bit after being pinched by him, and slowly opened his eyes to recognize: "Queer?"

How can you be so stupid?Shuo Zong didn't know what he should think, but there were too many inside stories, and he didn't know how to explain his changed identity for a while. With Wei Xi's personality, he didn't know how he would react when he learned that he was cheated. .

Shuo Zong looked at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Will you only want me?"

Wei Xi touched the clear scar with his fingertips, and finally felt relieved, and stopped beating others, raised his arms and actively hooked towards his neck: "Yes."

When Shuo Zong was pulled closer by him so intimately, his apex felt sore and swollen immediately.

After a while, Wei Xi felt the hair on his forehead being pushed back, the familiar heat touched the corner of his mouth, and a low laugh seemed to ring in his ear.

"never mind."

******

On the high-speed train the next day, Xia Shouren looked at his friend with a weird face, and said to Chongming who was beside him: "What do you think he is talking about?"

Shuo Zong was leaning on his seat and making a phone call, resting his cheek in one hand, his brows and eyes were full of spring breeze, and he was a little indescribably satisfied, he listened to the phone one by one: "Wei Xi?"

At the same time, he glanced nonchalantly at the seat on the other side of the aisle.

Wei Xi leaned his fluffy head against the glass window, looked at the passing scenery outside the train, and hummed: "Master may miss you so much, I dreamed of you last night."

Shuo Zong remained calm: "What did you dream about me?"

Wei Xi was inexplicably embarrassed, lowered his eyes and said, "I dreamed of sucking your yang energy."

Shuo Zong pressed on step by step: "How's the taste?"

Wei Xi replied softly, "Very good."

Thinking of the last time when the apprentice was unhappy because he bit Xuanwu, he added: "I also dreamed that others would feed me."

Shuo Zong had a brain twitch for a moment, and was shocked. Then he remembered the first half of the plot last night, and Wei Xi quickly added the second part: "But I don't take a single bite, I only eat yours."

"..." Shuo Zong's mood was unpredictable, and Wei Xi reluctantly opened his mouth while Wei Xi was almost asking for credit: "...Really, that's very good."

Xia Shouren poked Chongming a little: "Look at his expression changing again, why is his mood changing? I can't figure out the reason after all the calculations. Could it be that menopause is here?"

*****

After thinking for a while, Wei Xi still told his apprentice: "I also dreamed about your master."

The apprentice paused, and quickly asked, "What did you dream about him?"

"I can't remember clearly either." The memory of drinking the dragon's blood was vague due to confusion in thinking. Wei Xi tried hard to recall, but he couldn't recall what Wei Dedao said or did in his dream. "However, when I woke up this morning, the sect master's order left to me by your master was hung up at the door for some reason."

This kind of thing actually sounds kind of weird.

The apprentice was not surprised at all: "That may be because it likes to stay outside."

Wei Xi: "Is there such a thing?"

The apprentice replied: "If you hang it, doesn't it always burn you?"

Wei Xi thought it made sense: "Indeed."

The apprentice didn't know why and suddenly sneered: "Then go to bed later, you might as well take it off and hang it at the door, lest it come out to disturb you."

*****

After Wei Xi contacted the director of the forest zoo, the group rushed over as soon as they arrived in the capital. After learning about the nature of the zoo on Qinglong Road, they were very reluctant: "I am a majestic beast, and I am crowded with ordinary animals. Wouldn't it be demeaning to say something together?"

Tuanjieyi persuaded it: "You don't have a human form now, and you don't want to be under house arrest. If you don't stay here, you can only stay in the aquarium built by the state."

Wei Xi also finds it annoying, and thinks that the place where it should stay is actually his stomach, and dismisses its Nacho: "This place is so majestic that wild boars can't even get in, what status do you have, don't So presumptuous."

No matter how afraid Qinglong was, he still felt troubled at the moment: "Can you stop comparing me with wild boars?"

Wei Xi nodded: "How can you compare to a wild boar, after all, the wild boar is a second-class national wild animal protection."

Qinglong: "..."

Qinglong was often humiliated by the name of protecting animals, and felt that he really had nothing to talk to, but he still had confidence in his social status in his heart, but he was disgusted by others immediately after.

Zhi Lixuan who greeted him at the door looked at Qinglong's appearance, and said with a smile, "I thought it was something, the scales are very bright, and the spirit is quite good, but it seems to be a mutant water snake."

Out of many considerations, Xia Shouren finally changed the Qinglong back to its original appearance. This newly promoted Qinglong Huajiao was indeed just a small water snake in a certain river ditch before. In the eyes of Qianfan's zoo director, it was nothing more than ordinary: "Is this worth being sent to the zoo? There is no commercial exhibition value."

Qinglong: "!!!"

Blind your dog's eyes, what does it mean that there is no commercial exhibition value? !The whole dragon of Qinglong was furious, but he didn't dare to do anything beside Shuozong and Weixi, so he could only desperately beat Lixuan with his tail, wishing to turn his real body out to blind him immediately.

Zhi Lixuan evaded with a smile: "Oh, I have a big temper."

Mr. Gu and many priests didn't know what to say, so they could only express embarrassingly: "For some reasons, it may be temporarily stored in the zoo. The director can rest assured that all its expenses and resettlement fees will be covered. paid for by the state appropriation."

Recently, there have been many cases of citizens secretly raising snakes and asking the Forestry Bureau to accept the news. Hearing his words, Zhi Lixuan guessed that this water snake was raised by some big leader for fun. It's not too much to find a zoo to take care of, and the relationship is not bad at all.

He is a businessman, so of course he understands the basics of the world, so he didn't repeat himself: "Okay, okay, although the breed is mediocre, since all the leaders and Master Wei have opened their mouths, I will definitely take good care of this snake. .”

Qinglong was depressed, and before he even opened his mouth to dislike this, he was actually disliked twice by the other party preemptively. He only felt quite humiliated, and he didn't know where his superiority at the beginning went.

What's even more embarrassing is that when leading them to go through the formalities, the director of the park also suggested as a matter of course: "It just so happens that there are a few vacant exhibition areas in the corner of our aquarium. Can you put it there?"

Seeing where he was pointing, Qinglong almost couldn't resist stretching out his claws to scratch him—what do you mean?The broken place where the bird doesn't shit is used as a nest for it?Who do you look down on!

Mr. Gu and others also felt that it was wrong: "This...isn't this a little too small and remote?"

Zhi Lixuan felt that their care for this snake seemed a little too much, and scratched his head inexplicably: "It's just an ordinary water snake, and it has no selling point. No one wants to see it in the main exhibition."

Qinglong was about to go crazy, and his tail slapped Mr. Gu's arm. Under its coercion, Mr. Gu could only say helplessly: "Director, our relevant department allocated a batch of expansion funds for your aquarium. Help your zoo to expand the current exhibition area, this... snake is placed in the largest free-range exhibition booth in the center, see if this works."

Zhi Lixuan was a little silly: "This... can I leave it alone, the free-range area breeds marine species, and your snake is a freshwater snake."

Mr. Gu hurriedly said: "It's all right, it lives in brackish water and land, and likes to soak in sea water."

Zhi Lixuan: "...Salt water and land, there is still such a saying? Isn't it generally said that they live in the sea, land and air?"

Mr. Gu: "Almost about the same."

The rest of the priests also nodded one after another, it was indeed the same.

Zhi Lixuan felt that the leader seemed to have some mental problems, so he had to ask Wei Xi quietly, but Wei Xi didn't bother to care about how to arrange the dragon, so he waved his hands and said, "Just believe what they say."

Although Zhi Lixuan was hesitant, but after all he was greedy for the allocation that Mr. Gu said, he agreed to try it after thinking about it. Anyway, there are not no sea snakes in the free-range area. This is a non-poisonous snake. The leader is so determined to let it go.

Qinglong is still brooding over the fact that he was disliked, it is too unreasonable, he is a majestic Qinglong who is willing to condescend to enter the aquarium, the dean does not say it is an honor, he is actually picky, and even unwilling Arranging the main exhibition area for himself is really hard to swallow.

Just as he was talking, Mr. Gu finally remembered something, and while signing his name, he said to the head of the garden: "I mean, why does the forest zoo sound so familiar. Is it because your family has been on the hot search a while ago? Say yes Your panda can bow?"

The director of the garden: "..."

The director of the garden secretly glanced at Wei Xi: "It's a long story."

However, most of the people present had never seen a panda that could bow, so since they mentioned it, they went to take a look.

There were more tourists outside the Panda Pavilion than when the Taicang Clan Group was built last time, all of them came to watch this extraordinary giant panda, and they almost couldn't squeeze in.

The giant panda was still lazily leaning against the shelf and eating bamboo as usual, but this time the performance was much more sincere, and it never treated the audience with its butt.

The audience held their shooting equipment and aimed at it. The panda ate and ate, and did not forget to peek at the crowd. When he found that there were enough audiences in the front of the exhibition area, he put down the bamboo and sat up and bowed to the crowd with his front paws closed. bye.

Audience: "Ah!!!!!!"

"Bow, bow, bow!"

"so cute!!!!"

Mr. Gu and the others were dumbfounded: "This... Could it be that you trained this?"

The director of the garden: "Absolutely not."

Mr. Gu: "Then...then this is..."

The director of the garden felt that it was difficult to say: "Maybe it is to stabilize its own position. Since it started to bow down, the number of tourists in our zoo who came to visit it has soared by more than 30.00%, which can be regarded as a legitimate ace."

Mr. Gu: "...???"

What's the matter with the c-position cancer in this zoo?

******

Wei Xi nodded and said, "That's right. Employees have a sense of competition. If they don't just wait to die, the company has the possibility of development. You have to actively promote this sense of competition. In addition to the Panda Pavilion, there are other exhibition areas. , Encourage Siberian tigers and cougars to develop their own strengths, and the exhibition area with the highest passenger flow will be moved to the center.”

The director of the garden: "..."

The rest of the people: "..."

Tuanjieyi felt that something was wrong, but what the master said seemed to be the rules of enterprise development that he specially listed at the beginning, and there seemed to be nothing abnormal.

Xia Shouren looked at the panda who was struggling to make a living, and felt shuddering for a while, and tremblingly asked his friend at the side: "...He, is this how he usually starts his business?"

Shuo Zong calmly looked at Wei Xi, who was talking eloquently in front of him, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Are you serious?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Are you sick!Do you see that I seem to be praising him for his seriousness! !And what are you doing with your proud look? !

The green dragon hanging on Xia Shouren looked thoughtful, and was deeply shocked by the overwhelming flow of passengers and fanatical fans in front of the Panda House.The chubby panda's every move was clumsy and simple, but the fans responded enthusiastically. Even if it was just leaning on it and eating bamboo, everyone couldn't take their eyes off it.

Qinglong was trembling with anger, how could this panda He De get such treatment?It should be the majestic Qinglong master who should be so sought after!

However, the reality is so skinny. It followed Xia Shouren back to the aquarium where he was going to live, and immediately there were only two or three kittens left among the tourists.

In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that there are two or three kittens, but compared with the bustling Panda House just now, why do we need to describe the desertedness of the aquarium in words?

Qinglong gritted his teeth secretly, why is this so.

Hearing its complaints, Xia Shouren had a toothache: "Don't think about these weird things too, okay?"

Qinglong: "How can this be something weird? As the totems of the human world, our dragon clan has been worshiped for thousands of years. Why should we be robbed of the limelight by pandas in the era of socialism?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Wei Xi sneered: "I think you are becoming less and less self-aware. You used to compare yourself with wild boars, the second-level protected animals, but now you dare to compare them with the pandas, the first-level protected animals."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Qinglong: "..."

Taoists: "..."

Mr. Gu: "..."

The crowd of solidarity and righteousness was silent, pulled Master away in embarrassment, and gave Qinglong psychological counseling: "Don't think so much, fame can't be achieved overnight, isn't the passenger flow of the Panda House also pulled up by the pandas little by little? The dragons are so silent. For many years, isn’t it normal to have no fans without exposure? What’s more, the fun of your aquarium is not as strong as that of the panda pavilion. Pandas are fluffy and can bow, and fish just swim around in the water. I think watching pandas is more interesting than watching fish. Be normal.”

When Qinglong heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he struggled to climb from Xia Shouren's arm to Tuanjieyi's hand, this is an expert!

Xia Shouren's hands were empty, and he stared blankly at Shuo Zong: "...I think something's wrong, buddy."

Shuo Zong talked with him all the way, and finally sneered with the enemy at this moment: "You have a hunch right, this is a brain damage."

Xia Shouren was stunned when he got the response, and wrote with his eyes that you didn't seem to say that about Wei Xi just now.

Shuo Zong glanced at him.

What do you mean?What's wrong with Weissy?Wei Xi is so serious.

The author has something to say: Unity: "Let me tell you, this, that, that, that..."

Qinglong [a c-position cancer]: "I should be the ACE of the zoo!"

Wei Xi: "I only have Entrepreneurship and Que Er in my eyes."

Shuo Zong: "Do you know how serious Wei Xi is?"

Xia Shouren: "I'm dead."