Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi could still understand the cursing words, and he bit his fingers harder immediately.

Shuo Zong's face was sullen, his eyes were dark, and after another confrontation, he turned his eyes and said, "Let go, I won't move your things."

Biting and not being able to bite, and fighting was tricky, Wei Xi weighed it up, caught a glimpse of Feng Yangxian who was still trying to make himself roll over on the ground, and finally gave in.Of course, before that, he took a few more breaths of Yang Qi.

Shuo Zong withdrew his fingers, and there was still a moist coolness on them, he subconsciously twirled them, the touch of his fingertips was completely different from the tip of his tongue.

He lowered his head, and what he saw was the lines that spread all the way to the second knuckle of his middle finger. Several fresh tooth marks were embedded in the lines, which were small and neat semicircles.

He frowned suddenly, wiped his pants hastily, and stopped looking.

Wei Xi ate very fast this time. He thought that he should savor the yin energy since he hadn't tasted it for a long time, but unexpectedly, an unexpected visitor would come and he would lose all his food reserves.He was dissatisfied in his heart, and was wary of any other moths from the other party, so he simply folded Fengyang Xian a few times, and then tied it up a few times with the leftover arms, then folded it into a solid and thick bag, and swallowed it in his stomach in a few mouthfuls .Because he hated the opponent for hurting Unity, he did not forget to punch a few more times when he folded it, and when he finally swallowed it whole, he felt very regretful, eating like this was really tasteless.

If Fengyang Immortal hadn't lost her soul, she might get up and burn incense, worship Buddha, sing and dance at this moment, and finally she can die cleanly!

Wei Xi looked around without giving up, and finally confirmed that there was really nothing left in the room, so he could only cast a dark glance at the arrogant man, planning to find a chance to eat him up in the future.

However, this time, he couldn't help thinking about the fact that he couldn't bite the other party just now, and his spirit was very depressed.

He was about to open the door when the other party suddenly said, "Wait."

Wei Xi looked back upset, and he wasn't afraid to fight.

The other party just looked at him up and down, then raised his hand and took off his upper body clothes neatly, and covered his head: "Put it on."

Wei Xi glanced at himself, only to find that the already tattered robe on his body had been completely torn by Feng Yangxian, and he could see everything from his shoulders to his waist and abdomen.

**

Lu Wenqing and Li Rui were waiting outside the room, and from time to time they heard fierce fighting coming from across the door.The two of them were very nervous by the noises, and they both believed that the ghost they encountered this time was particularly difficult. Lu Wenqing kept thinking that it was a loss, that he only charged the Lin family [-] for such a troublesome order.Fortunately, the scary movement finally disappeared, and the closed door slowly opened after that.

The two of them were shocked, and immediately looked, and saw the handsome young man walking out with a sullen face just now.He was born to be good-looking, but he was dressed even more strangely than before. He took off half of the tattered robe and tied it around his waist with sleeves, and changed his upper body into a black long sleeve.

The top was a little loose on him, with the sleeves covering half of the back of his hands, and the high collar was stacked limply under his slender neck, revealing his delicate and clear Adam's apple.

The two brothers' eyes widened immediately after seeing it clearly, but it wasn't because the other party relied on their outstanding temperament to wear this strange mix-and-match with an alternative fashion beauty, but because-this dress looks so fucking familiar, okay?

Immediately, the door opened wider, and Mr. Shuo Zong also came out. Without his shirt, only a black vest was left on his body, and the tattoos all over his arms and shoulders were exposed without any cover.This is already very arrogant, coupled with his muscular upper arms and emotionally unpredictable face, in another scene, he looks like a mafia boss who is about to pick up a gun and do something.The temperament is quite different from usual.

Lu Wenqing was usually terrified of him, but now his scalp was numb with fear. Shuo Zong only glanced at him, and his legs trembled: "First, sir."

Shuo Zong said: "Go and call back the people outside."

They were talking here, Wei Xi was not curious, and walked away without looking sideways.

Lu Wenqing kept peeking at him, and the moment he passed by, he shouted in his heart: "Wei Xi?"

Wei Xi turned around.

Seeing this reaction, Lu Wenqing was stunned, and then said in disbelief: "It's really you?!"

*****

It took Wei Xi a while to realize who the other party was calling, and finally remembered that the body he was using now was not his own.

However, the little unlucky ghost who was rescued by his rare kindness not only looked very similar to him, but also had the same name, which surprised him a little bit.

Entering someone else's body is already a lot of trouble, not to mention the fact that the little unlucky ghost is obviously a kid from a rich family.When Wei Xi came out of the mountain, he was ready to meet his old friend, but he didn't expect this day to come so early.

He still has basic common sense, and he also knows how ordinary people outside the mountain will react when they encounter something similar to the upper body of a ghost. Regardless of whether he is willing or not, he will have a headache at that time.He can't eat all the people who recognize this face, can he?If he really did that, Wei Dedao would be the first to dig it out from the ground to spread his horn madness.

Therefore, facing Lu Wenqing's greetings, his attitude was very flat, and he didn't say much easily.

After all, Lu Wenqing was not familiar with the original Wei Xi, so he didn't see anything, but secretly lamented that the other party had become colder after not seeing him for a while, and he must have been agitated by the previous wave of blows.

But he didn't have time to study it carefully. One was that Mr. Shuo Zong was beside him, and the other was that the Lin family and the group of magic sticks were all coming back.

The long-bearded old man was helped out, his legs trembled when he saw Wei Xi and Shuo Zong, especially in front of Wei Xi, he was so afraid that he didn't even dare to lift his head.Shuo Zong only threatened him a few words, but Wei Xi killed a ghost in front of him!

Now when the old Taoist closed his eyes, his mind was full of the heroic figure of the other party who tore off Fengyang Xian's long hair. He probably didn't want to eat spaghetti in his life.

Lin Hanyang came back tremblingly with his wife and mother, and he was completely convinced now.

He has received nearly 30 years of materialist education from elementary school to graduate school, but all the dialectical relationship between matter and consciousness has become a paper tiger before the pictures he saw with his own eyes.

Lin Hanyang is no longer the former Lin Hanyang. At the beginning, he swore that his misfortune was due to normal changes in the market economy, but now he even wants to throw paper money as he walks into the door of his own house.When he saw Wei Xi after entering the room, he was immediately ashamed. To be honest, he was still lucky before seeing the old Taoist priest being dragged away by Fengyang Xian.

He looked at Wei Xi, and then at the Lu family later on. He couldn't guess who Fengyangxian solved it, so he could only ask Wang Daochang, whose legs were so weak that he couldn't stand still. Wang Daochang looked at one of them in fear.

Lin Hanyang and his wife immediately surrounded Wei Xi excitedly.

"Master Wei, is that female ghost really dealt with? Won't she come back again?"

Wei Xi thought for a while: "No."

The old man with long beard caught a glimpse of his harmless appearance, and his face turned pale.

Lin Hanyang and the others were all huddled in the corner of the entrance, ignorant of what was going on inside the house, only assuming that Fengyang Immortal had been transformed by Wei Xi, the old lady Lin folded her hands together and immediately recited a few words of Amitabha.

Lu Wenqing couldn't ask anymore, and when he heard the conversation again, he asked Shuo Zong in surprise: "Sir, didn't you solve the ghost inside?"

Shuo Zong thought of the ghost that had been gnawed into pits when he entered, and was silent for a while: "Not all of them."

Lu Wenqing thought this was Wei Xi's help to solve part of the problem. He was startled and jealous, and lamented that he hadn't made a breakthrough in his life for decades: "Damn, how about this? After not seeing him for a few months, he actually learned to catch Ghost?!"

Shuo Zong glanced at him: "Do you know him?"

Lu Wenqing thought he was just curious, so he repeated the gossip he had just talked to his cousin, and when he mentioned the word gay, he added notes for fear that the other party would not understand.Shuo Zong didn't say anything after listening, but only looked meaningfully at Wei Xi in the crowd.

Wei Xi has already started to talk about salary, but this was first proposed by the Lin family, and Lin Hanyang has no experience in hiring others. According to the standards his mother gave to other masters, he was afraid that he would give less, so he respectfully let Wei Xi himself Mention: "Master Lin, I don't know how much you usually charge for a ritual ceremony? I'll let my family prepare it."

How much does it cost?

Wei Xi was at a loss again when asked.

He came to eat for free, originally he didn't have the concept of charging money, but it seemed that the Lin family wanted to give him another sum of money.Wei Xi decided not to refuse in connection with his current penniless situation and the goal of revitalizing the sect, but how much should he charge?

The money in this country is completely different from what he thought. He carefully searched for clues from what he had seen and heard on the way down the mountain. The rice cakes cost ten yuan a bowl, and the man whose wife and children were separated at the foot of the mountain asked him for 300 yuan. Money, the attitude is still very tough, it can be seen that this is a lot of money for the other party.

One hundred feet can buy ten bowls of cakes, which is indeed not small.

So he weighed it up and felt that the price of the job should be higher than this, so he said, "Five hundred."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Everyone present: "..."

Seeing the Lin family members staring blankly at him and not speaking, Wei Xi felt bad and was about to get taller.Just as he was about to reduce the price by another two hundred, Shuo Zong came over and covered his mouth, and at the same time said to Lin Hanyang with a sullen face, "Give him the market price."

As soon as Wei Xi smelled it, he wanted to take the opportunity to bite him. As soon as he opened his mouth, Shuo Zong's hand let go.

Lin Hanyang was at a loss, and even wondered whether Wei Xi was still dissatisfied with the 200 yuan he had given him at the beginning. Hearing this, he immediately asked his family to give him another [-] yuan according to the standard given to the Lu family. Ten thousand.Looking at Shuo Zong again: "This is...?"

Lu Wenqing immediately returned to his senses and explained: "This is Mr. Shuo Zong, the authoritative advisor of the Lu family."

"Ah!" Lin Hanyang was startled, he caught a glimpse of the other party's handsome face and the unruly lines on his arms, and secretly blushed, "Guo, it's really different."

The long-bearded Taoist priest, who took a full [-] yuan for this ritual, began to have strong self-doubt in his heart, and he was in a trance for a while.

After Shuo Zong dragged Wei Xi out, he signaled Lu Wenqing to go to the room where the incident happened just now, and took out a plain pottery pot, and said, "That female ghost hid here before, where did you get this pot from?"

When the Lin family heard this, their faces changed drastically, and Mrs. Lin almost fainted again: "Here, I picked this up on a construction site a few years ago when I took to the streets! At that time, many people went to snatch it, saying it was When digging the foundation, I dug out a lot of antiques from the ground, so I snatched this, and when I brought it back, I asked my friends to appraise it, and they all said that it was a real thing from the past, and I made a lot of money! Why, how could..."

Knowing that it was the real thing at the time, the old lady was still very happy, thinking that she really had good eyesight and luck, and she was able to pick up good things without paying a penny.But now, after listening to what Shuo Zong said, she suddenly realized that her son's business problems and her daughter-in-law's health seemed to really start when this clay pot entered the house.

Lin Hanyang also knew her mother's temperament. She had a difficult life when she was young. Although she is rich now, she can't change her mentality of taking advantage.It was the same after he was taken to Beijing. Obviously the family was not short of money, but he had to use the senior card to squeeze the bus to buy vegetables all the way during peak hours.Going out to eat, picking up the high-end hand sanitizer and toilet paper in the bathroom of the restaurant, going shopping, having to queue up several times to grab the free gifts from other merchants, even when traveling abroad, I refuse to give the tip that I should give. Trying every means to steal some "souvenirs" such as dead branches and rotten leaves in various scenic spots, and even quarreling with her when stopping her, often embarrassing him and his wife.Lin Hanyang was very helpless, but the other party was his own mother who had raised him for decades, so he could only persuade his wife to ignore her.However, this time, no matter how good-tempered he was, he couldn't take it anymore. After all, his mother's greedy behavior almost brought disaster to his family.

He sighed: "Mom, I'm not talking about you. You usually don't listen to your persuasion. Can the family really make a fortune if you are greedy for such a small gain?"

"I don't want to save some money for the family!" The old lady was stubborn at first, but when she thought about the consequences she caused, she said, "This, is this thing so mysterious? It would be bad luck if you leave it at home. ? Then, if we don't find out, what will happen in the end?"

Shuo Zong glanced at her, and was too lazy to speak. Lu Wenqing behind him hurriedly explained: "Sometimes the tomb is dug up when digging the foundation on the construction site. Of course, the antiques dug up are the funeral objects in the tomb. How can such things be taken home casually? Funeral objects are more or less unclean, and if the feng shui of the buried tomb is not right, it will be even more difficult to say. As for the female ghost you mentioned..."

Lu Wenqing had never seen that female ghost before, so he couldn't say anything, but Shuo Zong only glanced at Mrs. Lin, and said to Lin Hanyang, "The vitality of Mrs. Zun has been sucked out a lot, so she is weak and sick. If you continue like this, then The female ghost should eat her in the end, and then turn into her and continue to live with you."

The hairs all over Lin Hanyang's body stood on end. When the old lady heard that she almost wanted to be a family member with the female ghost, she was so frightened that her face turned pale. take things.

Now that the family saw this clay pot, they felt chills all over, and they didn't dare to touch it, and hid away: "Then, what should I do with this thing?"

Lu Wenqing thought for a while, this kind of thing is still very difficult to solve, sending it to the museum may cause trouble in the future, but it is not that simple to destroy it.After all, it has been soaked in the tomb for hundreds of years, and was later used by ghosts to hide. It is no longer the same as ordinary pottery. It is absolutely indestructible by ordinary beatings, so it needs to be dissolved first.

So he thought for a while, and based on his experience, he listed a bunch of complex ingredients such as black dog blood and cinnabar, as well as solutions such as soaking the evil thing in it for seven to seven days, and was about to speak.

With a light touch on his hand, he looked to the side, Wei Xi had already taken the clay basin by himself, and held it up to his eyes for a closer look.

Lu Wenqing was about to remind him to be careful, when he saw the young man in front of him sticking his hands to the jar, breaking the sides——

With one hand and one hand, Wei Xi said, "Okay."

Lu Wenqing: "???"

He was stunned for a moment, and saw that the other party held up two pieces of pottery before throwing away the fragments, and handed them to his mouth on a whim, and took a bite.

Lu Wenqing: "!!!"

How can this kind of thing be put in the mouth? !He was shocked, and just about to stop him, Wei Xi already vomited by himself.

Alas!The lingering muddy taste, the taste is also slag, very unpalatable.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

Fuck that bloody black dog.

The author has something to say: Wei Xi: I will do it once at home, and the price will be clearly marked, at least 500 yuan!