Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

At the same time as the Taoist chiefs from all over the world, Xia Shouren who was far away in the capital also got the news of the existence of the Taoist beast Xuanwu.

In this regard, Xia Shouren said: "Where are you talking about Xuanwu?"

The other Taoists were also full of sadness that they had nowhere to confide in, but they rushed to Xinnan quickly and collectively organized a special visit.

The Xiusheng Sect was wiped out, and the case was still under trial. The way the little fat man was led in and out by the guards wearing a yellow vest made many devout priests shed tears.

The monks pay attention to the inheritance from generation to generation. This kind of historical event must be recorded in the transfer notes passed down to future generations.But how do they write about the scene in front of them?Tell future generations, children, the 21st century is a historic century. Our sacred animal was sentenced to XX years for participating in cult activities. Since then, it has become the first sacred animal with a criminal record in history, so everyone must be sure from now on We must obey the law.

Should I say that?

The picture of a group of elderly people with buns in a bun crying sadly outside the detention center attracted the attention of many policemen, who were still surprised: "Isn't such a big case solved a good thing? Why are they crying?"

A colleague who was a little bit more knowledgeable replied: "Orthodox sects and cults are hostile to each other. Isn't there a word for it... Is the orthodoxy unstable? Probably weeping with joy."

Morality is unstable!The Taoist priests were even more saddened to hear it, and were ashamed to speak. After a while, they could only say sadly: "Forget it, now that things have come to an end, we can only work together to find a good lawyer for...Master Xuanwu before the prosecution, in order to try our best. Light sentence."

What's more, it's not all bad things. It's better for Xuanwu to be locked up in a detention center than to be taken into a cult to commit crimes.After all, it is an old-fashioned beast with a long history. Although it has never been seen before, since Xuanwu can be regarded as the belief of guarding the north by the Taoist sect, even if it is set by a benevolent person, it can be guessed from the legends left in ancient times. It is bound to have amazing mana.Even if they are not fully awakened due to various reasons, once they really go astray, they will inevitably become a very harmful existence to the world.

After all, human beings are human beings, how can they compare with this kind of gods who have the ability to move mountains and fill seas?

Thinking of the Taoist masters from outside here, I couldn't help feeling scared, and took the hands of colleagues from the two places in New Nanjing City who had witnessed the new history of the Taoist sect and began to ask: "Did fellow Taoists get hurt in the fight in the mountains?"

The fellow Taoists who were condoled: "...It's okay, Xuanwu was subdued relatively quickly, that is, he couldn't dodge it and was thrown by the snake's tail a few times, it's not a serious problem."

Several well-known Taoist priests in China have more professional knowledge. Hearing the words, they have already imagined a thrilling scene, and their tone can not help but be filled with admiration: "I was subdued faster? I didn't expect that fellow Taoists are usually low-key. Daoism is so profound, dare to ask which Taoist leader is leading the fight? What methods are used?"

While they were asking, countless difficult arrays quickly flashed through their minds, and they saw shame and embarrassment on the faces of the fellow Taoists who were condolenced——

“………… It’s a pastoral dog spirit subdued by fellow Daoists of the Taicang Sect.”

"It brought anesthesia needles used by gangs of dog-stealers."

The ancient Xuanwu of the Daoist sect defeated the Taicang Sect Pastoral Dog, and the Taoist priests who asked: "........."

*******

Wei Xi, head of the Taicang sect, faced the fearful gazes of many fellow Taoists, and was a little wary. Thinking of Xuanwu's identity, he couldn't help asking the second apprentice beside him: "Queer, could it be that they saw me when I bit Xuanwu?" right?"

The second apprentice seemed to pause: "Did you bite it? Where did you bite it?"

Wei Xi touched the tip of his tongue that had finally faded from numbness: "It's just the tail."

The second apprentice was silent for a while, then his voice suddenly became very low: "Oh, how do you like the taste?"

Wei Xi heard something wrong, turned back to look at the other party, and found that the eyes of the second apprentice were dark.

"It doesn't have any smell, it's just a bit more yang." Wei Xi hesitated after being stared at, feeling a little guilty for no reason, and subconsciously added, "But of course it's not as good as you. Your smell is the best."

The expression on the apprentice's face seemed to loosen a little, but soon became stiffer: "Really? So what if you can meet someone with better taste than me?"

Hearing this question, Wei Xi answered without thinking, "How is it possible!"

But after speaking out, I also felt a little strange. Where did this unreasonable certainty come from?Why did the answer emerge so clearly in the first place in my heart?

******

The news that the Xinnan Cult was wiped out by folk Taoist organizations soon appeared on the country's largest TV news program. The little fat man on the screen was covered by a mosaic, and he reflected on his crimes to the media. At the same time, no one across the country knew that How many priests were crying at the TV screen, and Wei Tianyi, who was passing by the TV screen, just snorted coldly when he saw this: "I was finally caught. When I saw him that day, I thought he was a crooked person, not a good person." .”

Tuanjieyi was silent when he heard this, and Shu Wanrong also felt a little ashamed: "Stop talking, you still believed them too much at that time."

Wei Tianyi twitched, and left angrily. Up to now, it is difficult to face the self who was almost feudal and superstitious.

No one at home paid any attention to him, Wei Chengshu watched the TV a few more times, but asked, "...you've been away from home for so many days to do this?"

He looked at Wei Xi when he was asking, Wei Xi hummed, Wei Chengshu stopped talking, and looked gloomyly at the bottom of the TV screen, "...After a fierce battle, many priests were injured... ", turned around and left with a cold face after a while.

Shu Wanrong watched his back going to the bathroom, a little speechless: "Are you going to wipe the stone tablet again?"

Wei Chengshu turned over the cabinet in the bathroom until it jingled, took out his bucket rag, stuffed it back with a duang, put on his coat gloomyly, and went out the door: "Stop wiping! Wipe your fart! "

"Why is this dead child angry for no reason?" Shu Wanrong ate a grape inexplicably.

Wei Xi didn't pay attention to their movements, and just fiddled with his mobile phone. There was news of the sect advertisement he had ordered Qiu Guokai to do before.

Qiu Guokai was quite anxious: "Master Wei, I took this advertisement according to your request, but do you think the content is okay? I can't pass the review even if I look left, right, up and down. !"

Wei Xi didn't share his judgment as a professional, and replied without worry: "It's okay, the other party has already promised, you send me a copy of the advertisement, and I'll contact Mr. Gu to broadcast it."

As he spoke, he got up and went out to breathe.

As the new year approached, the coldness in the capital intensified. Except for the evergreen species, almost all the street trees in the community were bald. Only the vegetation in the courtyard of the Wei family was always lush.However, despite the weather, there are still many guests who come to drink tea and offer incense, especially after the incident in Xinnan. In the first two days, there were several hot searches on Weibo.

In the hot search, discussions about the extermination of the Xiusheng religion by the two tunnel chiefs were eloquent, and many local people revealed the strange things they encountered in Yucheng Mountain on the day of the operation.

The sudden howling of wild beasts was okay, and it could be explained scientifically, but what attracted the most attention was another topic——

"To be honest, we went to Yucheng Mountain to watch the excitement after we heard the voice that day. At that time, the door of the Taoist temple taught by Xiusheng was open. I don't know if it was an illusion, but I felt that there were many figures walking around inside! At least hundreds of them! Men and women wear suits and armor, and I seem to see them holding roses in their hands!"

Most of the comments below are reassuring this netizen that he may have been mistaken, how could a small Taoist temple be crowded with hundreds of people, not to mention——

"23333 ghosts are wearing suits and holding flowers, there are men and women, and the PO master has too much brains, could it be that he crashed into a blind date scene?"

But there are also many serious voices in these jokes. For example, a local netizen in Xinnan left a very serious message——

"I believe what the PO owner said. It's not that I said that the house is really evil these days. I went home that day and found a shopping bag in the room. There was a pair of limited edition sneakers in it. I thought it was my parents. I bought it for me, but after two days of wearing it, I asked by chance, and they all said they didn’t know! As a result, that night, I dreamed that my sister, who had passed away for more than two years, was with a man who couldn’t see his face clearly. Together, ask me if I like the color of the sneakers! I was so scared that I woke up at the time, and my mother was so upset that she actually said that my sister was going to get married in the dark. This is a betrothal gift from my future brother-in-law, so I can safely accept it It doesn't matter."

Nearly a thousand topic buildings have been set up under his comment, all of which are——

"Someone else's brother-in-law, limited edition sneakers...why is he so rich after being a ghost..."

"I want to go, I also want such a brother-in-law..."

"Brother-in-law saw me, although I don't have a sister, but do you still need a brother-in-law?"

Wei Xi knew at a glance that this must be the progress of the blind date activities of his own employees. It seems that the promised collective wedding will be held soon.

However, considering this little brother-in-law who was scared to sleep and eat, he decided to tell Uncle Shen to ask the employees to keep a low profile when trying to please the future in-laws. As a result, before the number was dialed, he bumped into the second apprentice who was on the phone at the door.

The second apprentice sat casually against the porch pillar at the door, with one leg bent and his arm without the phone resting on it, looking into the distance, Wei Xi could only see the back of his head turned to the inside, and his voice was not very clear——

"Have you checked it out? The formation on the mountain."

"really."

"I guessed it. It was sealed and left for posterity to summon. I... and he both responded. Carefully check the details of Yucheng Mountain."

"Currently there is only one Xuanwu."

"Who? Where?"

"I know Qiu Xian. There was a flood last month and the damage was severe. It was photographed. Where did it go?"

"...How far is the Yellow River from the Bohai Sea?"

"I see."

Wei Xi half-understood, subconsciously called out: "Queer?"

The second apprentice in front of him suddenly turned his head, unable to hold back the piercing gaze for a moment, causing Wei Xi, who was staring at him, to pause slightly.

But the apprentice quickly returned to normal, and after a few promises, he hung up the phone, got up and walked towards him, his voice became much lower: "Why aren't you wearing a coat?"

Wei Xi felt cold after being hit by the cold wind, but he hadn't turned his head yet: "What were you talking about just now? What formation on the mountain?"

The apprentice glanced at him, but did not answer. He raised his hand and squeezed his hand holding the phone. He probably felt cold, so he quickly took off his coat and put it on his shoulders, then paused and said, "Wei Xi, I'm going away for a few days."

Wei Xi's brain was really bad, and he was distracted by him: "Where are you going?"

The apprentice zipped him up, stared at him for a while, raised his hand to stroke his hair as if nothing had happened, and touched the corner of his mouth: "...a little thing, don't worry, you will be back safely soon."

******

The apprentice seemed to be in a hurry. After reporting to him, he packed up his things and left the house. Before leaving, he stood in the yard and looked back.

Wei Xi watched him leave, and for some reason wanted to catch up.But it didn't take long before I received the sect advertisement from Qiu Guokai, and before I had time to open it, an unexpected guest came to the door.

Wei Xi recognized him as soon as he saw him: "Mr. Gu?"

Mr. Gu from the Cultural Office looked a little anxious, and started to fart as soon as he entered the door: "Master Wei, I have found you. I saw the news that you and Daoist Quan went to Xinnan to suppress the cult. It is really amazing."

Wei Xi looked at him and asked, "Is Mr. Gu okay?"

Mr. Gu immediately got to the point: "Did Master Wei read the news about Qiu Xian's flood last month?"

Weissy nodded.

Mr. Gu: "So Master Wei also knows the rumors about Qiu Xian having a dragon that are raging on the Internet?"

Wei Xi: "Yeah."

Mr. Gu slapped his thigh: "That's good. Our "Believe in Science" column team recently received many contributions from people in the lower reaches of the Yellow River, saying that they saw the same dragon in the river. In addition, according to their revelations, Different floods are happening everywhere, resulting in an unusually high level of attention on this matter on the Internet! The threat to social stability is also extremely large. Our propaganda department can’t delete the forum and Weibo, so we decided to let our column The group went to film a few episodes to focus on dispelling rumors. This matter is no small matter. I have already contacted the local Taoist Association. At the same time, I have experienced the last ancient tomb incident, and I immediately thought of you, Master Wei. It is an unfeeling invitation to film this with the group. Please agree."

Their column team hired people for money, Wei Xi had no reason not to agree, but at the same time he was a little surprised: "I just happened to have something to go to you, Mr. Gu."

Mr. Gu arranged a car for him, and immediately asked intimately after hearing the words: "Master Wei also has something to do with me?"

Wei Xi nodded: "Mr. Gu promised to do me a favor last time at the ancient tomb in the north of the city..."

Mr. Gu nodded immediately: "Oh oh oh! That! Remember, I really have the ability to help Master Shangwei?"

Wei Xi nodded: "I heard that Mr. Gu's department is in charge of reviewing TV advertisements. We happened to shoot an advertisement some time ago..."

When Mr. Gu heard this, his heart suddenly cheered. It turned out that there was an advertisement to be published. It was a fart. He also heard from the local Daoist Association that Wei Xi had other properties in his hands, which seemed to be related to the entertainment industry. It's normal to have an advertisement, so I immediately waved my hand smartly: "I understand, I understand, Master Wei, you are welcome, this is just a trivial matter, and it is still within the scope of my authority."

Things were supposed to get hot, he was eager to invite Wei Xi to leave, and Wei Xi didn't hesitate any more after getting the promise, and got into his car with solidarity.

After the car started, Mr. Gu seemed relieved. Wei Xi was a little more uncertain when he thought of Qiu Guokai's words: "Mr. Gu, our advertisement has been filmed, do you want to watch it now?"

When Mr. Gu saw him taking out his mobile phone, he didn't seem to trust himself, and he didn't care.It's not that he's bragging, the authority of their ministry can even be arranged for TV shopping that sells fake products, okay?So while picking up the phone, he reassured himself: "Master Wei, don't worry, I still say the same old saying, if this thing can't be done, I'm a dog!"

Wei Xi nodded in satisfaction.

ten seconds.

Mr. Gu put down his phone and looked out the window, his eyes were blank and dull: "Master Wei..."

Wei Xi flipped through the information about the Qiu Xian flood and the photos taken by the masses that he was going to be in the car, and turned his head and responded indifferently: "Huh?"

Seeing Mr. Gu staring at himself, he turned away in confusion after a long while: "That's right, I'm considering whether to try a different life."