Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The fact that Taicang Zong has Yin soldiers in his hands is known to all the local Taoist associations in the capital, and his family has raised more than 700 Yin soldiers. Wherever they are placed is the key target of the Taoist Buddhist association.

Therefore, in the face of fellow Taoists from other places, the local Taoists in the capital are very sad. What can they do? They are also very desperate.The Xiusheng sect was severely attacked in Xinnan, but the Taicang sect became a public institution announced by the relevant units below. No matter how much they destroy the Three Views, don't they have to honestly review other people's applications for membership?

Don't talk anymore, don't talk anymore, if you talk too much, you will cry.

The two sides met with the local police station in Xinnan again, and filed a record of the collective crackdown on cult activities organized by the people. It was not early, and the local Daoist Association arranged for them to get on the bus and go to the hotel to rest.

Wei Xi was very sleepy, wrapped in a warm down jacket, and became even more drowsy. He yawned several times on the way, and fell asleep at some point, and when he woke up, his head was already in his apprentice's arms.

He reached out and lifted the big hat on his head, and glanced at the sky outside the window: "Are you there?"

The second apprentice hummed, and the voice came from above his head.

The apprentice didn't wear a jacket either. He was wearing an ordinary black sweater, which mixed his yang energy and the softness of the cashmere fabric, and rubbed against Wei Xi's side face. Wei Xi leaned against him lazily and said, "Here is where?"

The disheveled hair was combed lightly, and Unity Yi answered from the front: "I'll go, master, hot spring hotel, Xinnan Daoxie is rich, do you want to organize a group to soak in the hot spring?"

Xinnan is located in the southwest of the capital. Although the city is not big, its economic development is not backward. The main way to generate income is to develop tourism. Apart from the beautiful scenery of famous mountains and rivers, the most attractive thing for tourists is undoubtedly the hot springs that can be seen everywhere in this city. hotel.

When Wei Xi heard about the hot spring, he immediately glanced out of the window, and sure enough, he saw a huge word on the hotel's signboard.

This place is different from the sparsely populated Maohua Mountain. In winter, even if it is not a legal holiday, the daily passenger flow is still dense.The guests in the hall were stunned when they saw a group of uniformly dressed Taoist priests getting on and off the bus at the door. What's going on?

All of a sudden, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures and posted them on Weibo Moments—"2333 Yaoshou, the Taoist treatment is so high these days, and the masters are all traveling together to soak in the hot springs!"

"Oh my God, I'm in love with our stupid unit, not to mention soaking in hot springs, we haven't even organized a foot soak once, what's the point of staying? Why don't we become a Taoist priest!"

This weird and funny scene immediately aroused a lot of discussion among netizens. Lianheyi quickly posted it on Weibo, he liked it, and at the same time passed the page to the priests around him: "We were secretly photographed, and we even made a hot topic It's on the list!"

The priests of the Taoist Association in Beijing were speechless about the comments from netizens who speculated that the treatment of the Taoist Temple was good: "What kind of group trip to soak in hot springs? When did our Taoist Association organize tourism activities?"

"Cultivators live in poverty. Our association has such a small membership fee and no funds allocated by the state. After organizing a few meetings every year, there is nothing left. Let alone travel, we have never had a foot bath, okay?"

After complaining, he became vigilant again: "No, I'm afraid that all our movements will be exposed to the eyes of the Xiusheng Cult."

But the Taoist priest in Xinnan waved his hand: "Don't think too much, the news of Xiushengjiao is very well-informed. In the past years, our city's public security department organized clean-up activities. No matter how hidden the arrangements were, they would know the movements in advance. I'm afraid it will be the same this time, they will have their eyes on you from the moment you step into Xinnan."

The Taoist priests from the capital were a little inconceivable after hearing the words: "How is this possible? Could it be the group of Yin soldiers raised by them? But the Yin soldiers should not be able to get close to the law enforcement officers in the yang world."

Daoist Nian shook his head: "Who knows, they are so weird anyway."

The little fat man couldn't help snorting: "Otherwise, do you think that my master's pyramid schemes for so many years are for nothing?"

Everyone: "..."

Oh, you seem to be very proud of engaging in pyramid schemes.

Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to him. After checking in, they went to their own rooms amidst the seemingly non-existent scrutiny of the hotel staff and customers. It was still a room for two people. The strongest unity in the crowd naturally shouldered the responsibility of following the little fat man important task.

Although the little fat man was fat, he was a full two heads shorter than him. He handcuffed one wrist and dragged him into the room aggrievedly. Come back to the hot spring to rest!"

The room was decorated in a Japanese style, with two futons laid out on the raised tatami mats. Wei Xi looked at the two futons that were separated by a short distance, and heard the second apprentice's low-pitched inquiry from behind: "Are you going to soak in the hot spring?"

Wei Xi was blown by the cold wind when he got out of the car just now, and he wasn't too sleepy now, so he began to take off his coat with a bang.He hadn't been in a hot spring yet, so many tourists flocked to it, so he was naturally a little interested: "Queer, do you want to go together?"

There was no answer from behind, Wei Xi struggled to take off the coat, turned around, only to find that the apprentice was also taking off the clothes on his body.He moved very casually, with his hands supported, he conveniently tore off the black sweater on his body, revealing the tight and distinct abdominal muscles and mermaid lines covered by the material.

The slender and fluffy material of cashmere is embedded in the opponent's slender fingers. The black color and the color of the skin are in sharp contrast to black and white. His movements fluctuated, making those hideous scars seem to be much more vivid: "Let's go together."

Wei Xi looked at his body shrouded in the light, unable to move his eyes away.

The apprentice was tall and slender, and looked very thin when he was wearing clothes. With that exquisite face, his whole body always exuded a kind of handsomeness between youth and teenager.When standing there silently, it may even give people the illusion that he is not so aggressive.

But Wei Xi knew that it was just an illusion. The other party, who had taken off his clothes and was bare-chested, knew that every inch of his pores was filled with a sense of aggression that could not be uttered.

Noticing his gaze, the apprentice came straight over after throwing away his clothes, and stretched out his hand to pull the jammed zipper for him: "Hand up."

Wei Xi lowered his eyes and glanced at the loose trousers on both sides of the opponent's hip bones, and suddenly reached out and hooked the belt.

The apprentice paused, raised his hand and pressed it slowly on the back of his hand: "Don't move around."

Wei Xi looked up into his bottomless eyes, and for no reason, he remembered the intimacy with the other party wrapped in a blanket on the plane, and his breathing quickened half a beat: "Queer... I think..."

His fingers obediently slid up the other side's waist, and then turned on the clear muscles, and began to trace along the outline.

The apprentice stared at him, and the hand covering the back of his hand didn't exert any force, allowing him to move.But the body moved slowly, approached him, and pressed him against the wall little by little, then used the other hand to push the hair on his forehead that blocked his eyes, and asked in a low voice: "What do you want to do? Inhale Yang Qi? "

Wei Xi looked at him, swallowed dryly, and the strength of his fingertips involuntarily increased. He didn't know what he was going to do, but he knew instinctively: "No..."

"Not inhaling Yang Qi?" The apprentice buried his head lower in his voice, the tip of his nose slowly approached his hair, and a hot snort sprayed on his ears: "Huh? What do you want to do?"

Wei Xi was so hot that he couldn't help shrinking his neck, and in the next second, hot and moist kisses fell on the base of his ears, finely broken and dense, rolled all the way to the back of his neck, and then moved up a little, engulfing his Adam's apple .The apprentice seemed to be asking him, his hard teeth and slippery tongue slipped all the way to his chin: "Say it, what do you want to do?"

Wei Xi was very anxious. He didn't know what he wanted, but he instinctively wanted to ask for it from the other party. He could only squint his eyes and give a confused answer under the bite of his apprentice: "I..."

The apprentice raised his eyelids, raised his gaze, stuck out his tongue, and brushed lightly across the corner of his mouth, his eyes were sharp and cruel: "Say it."

Unbearable sweat broke out from Wei Xi's forehead. The heat in the room was astonishingly high, making it difficult for him to breathe.

Wei Xi wanted to answer that I don't know.

Suddenly there was a chaotic noise outside the house, and a faintly familiar voice came into the house: "Grab it!"

The blazing flame seemed to have been poured with a ladle of cold water, and he regained some sanity from the stalemate at the moment.

There seems to be something wrong outside!

Sure enough, someone knocked on the door right away: "Fellow Daoist Wei! Fellow Daoist Wei? Are you inside?"

The voice belonged to Taoist Feng Feng of Fengnian Temple.

Wei Xi recognized it, but didn't move, and the disciples in front didn't care about it, just staring at him intently.

Their eyes met, and the breathing of both sides began to become short for no reason.

In the next second, Wei Xi's body lightened suddenly, and he felt his feet leave the ground.

The coat was roughly torn off and fell to the floor, making a slight rustling sound, mixed with the sound of sticky water, a fire ignited in his body in an instant, Wei Xi groaned and hugged the apprentice who suddenly lost control for some reason. Neck, open your lips and let the other party suck you heavily.

****

Daoist Feng knocked on the door for 2 minutes before opening it. The person who opened the door was the second apprentice of Daoist Wei. The other person was wearing the black sweater from before, with an indifferent expression and a particularly hoarse voice: "What are you doing?"

"Eh..." Daoist Feng was a little weak by his stern aura, and looked in with his head, "Where's your master?"

Wei Xi came out from behind the other party: "Are you looking for me?"

Daoist Feng looked at him, Wei Xi was not wearing a coat, his hair was a little disheveled, his eyes were dazed, his cheeks were reddish, he rubbed the corners of his mouth with his fingers while talking, his voice was nasal, and his every move Exudes an inexplicable laziness.

This kind of laziness is not ordinary laziness, it seems to be mixed with a handful of thick syrup, wrapped in a sweet and ambiguous smell.

Why...why did she suddenly look like this.Daoist Feng blushed for no reason: "Wei, fellow Daoist Wei, were you taking a bath just now?"

Why does it look like it is soaked in water and is about to melt?

Wei Xi licked his lips and shook his head, walked to the apprentice, lazily leaned his body on the apprentice's back: "What happened?"

Daoist Feng finally came to his senses, and his expression changed: "It's like this, just now, Fellow Daoist Quan was about to go downstairs to take a bath, and when he was changing clothes, he suddenly found someone peeping at him from the window of the room!"

Wei Xi: "???"

Tuanjieyi also came out of his room at this time, and was shocked when he heard the words: "Peeping... Peeping at the old Taoist priest? Is this abnormal taste so strong?!"

Daoist Feng: "..."

"No!" Daoist Feng patted his thigh, "Fellow Daoist Wei! We live on the third floor, the third floor!"

Wei Xi also reacted: "The window on the third floor, it's probably not a person."

Tuanjieyi whispered: "Anyway, no matter whether you are human or not, the taste is strong enough."

Daoist Feng thought of the old Daoist Quan's face, and for a moment he actually felt that it made sense. After clearing away the strange thoughts, he couldn't help but look at the pair of master and apprentice who were tightly stuck together like Siamese twins in front of him.

After Wei Xi leaned forward, the expression of his cold-faced apprentice softened a lot. At this time, he had already gone back to the room to get his coat, and carefully dressed it for him.

The master and apprentice lowered their heads and raised their heads, their eyes intertwined, and there was an inexplicable aura that excluded others.He didn't know why he felt weird watching it, but he didn't have time to think about it right now, the most important thing was to find out the thing that was peeping at the old Taoist priest.

The turmoil of the tourists naturally alarmed the hot spring hotel, and many unknown guests panicked when they heard about the voyeurism, and flocked to the lobby: "What's going on? Did the voyeur get caught? Who did it! "

Some guests who arrived earlier answered them with subtle expressions: "It is said that a group of cult members came to spy on the group of Taoist priests who came to play today. Have you heard of the seminary?"

There were also some locals present. Xinnan is the stronghold of the Xiusheng Sect. There are many locals who believe in them. They couldn’t believe it: "How is it possible?! How can the Xiusheng Sect be a cult?! Who are they spying on?! "

As he spoke, he turned his eyes to Taicangzong and others who hurried upstairs, and glanced at the outstanding faces of Wei Xi and the second apprentice behind him.

Immediately afterwards, I suddenly heard the old man's angry shout from the hall: "It's unreasonable! At that time, I had almost taken off my clothes. If I didn't react quickly, I wouldn't have been seen naked?!"

The believers glanced away.

Seeing Taoist Master Quan sitting in the hall, trembling with anger, even the goat beard on his face was trembling crazily: "The Xiusheng Cult is clearly provoking us!"

He was wrapped in a bathrobe, and his posture was almost like that of a big blue and white girl defending himself, with a pair of hairy legs that looked graceful in the night.

The seminarians present taught the local believers: “…………………”

ojbk, I can't continue to believe in such a heavy taste, and I will start to lose fans.

******

The person who could spy on the old Taoist Quan from the window on the third floor is obviously not a human being. The old Taoist Quan also said that he hit a spell at that time, and the other party screamed and fell off the window sill. He quickly looked down and saw only a fast A small black shadow slipping away.

Everyone was sure that this was the work of the Xiusheng Sect. At first, the little fat man refused to admit it, but after being beaten by Tuanyiyi, he cried and said, "No, it's not a ghost soldier. What you said should be... ...It should be the eyeliner raised by my master..."

Sure enough, the Xiusheng teacher has eyeliner outside!

Everyone immediately questioned them, and only then did they learn from the little fat man that the leader of the Xiusheng Sect had acquired a group of goblins who had grown into spirits from somewhere.

When everyone heard it, they suddenly realized.They all guessed at the beginning that it was the Yin soldiers who did it, but they didn't think of the ghosts.However, spirits are divided into different species, and most of them can communicate with animals similar to themselves.There are so many ubiquitous animals in the city, stray cats and dogs, wild birds, rats in the sewers and even insects in every household.Their ability to convey information is obviously much stronger than that of the Yin soldiers, which can also explain why the eyes and ears of the Xiusheng sect are so sharp, and they can even know the police station's clearing activities in advance.

No matter how evil the police station is, it is impossible to eliminate the cockroaches by relying on righteousness.

Everyone immediately asked: "What method did you use to subdue them?"

The little fat man cried and cried: "Here, these monsters have become spirits. If they want to be human, my master will introduce them to jobs and prepare their identities. In return, they will provide us with information."

This group of eyeliners are all bombs from time to time, how can the priests tolerate it?Immediately got up and pressed him: "Tell me, where did you arrange these spirits?"

The little fat man didn't know much, only vaguely knew a few, and cried, "I, I'll take you to find it."

Half an hour later, everyone escorted the little fat man, silently looking at the construction site in front of him.

The construction site was also rushing to work at night, and it was busy with the lights on. Amidst the noisy voices, a skinny young man with a gray face was struggling to lift a large pile of bricks, and then carefully placed them on the wheelbarrow.

There was also a urging from the foreman behind him: "Damn! Hurry up!"

The boy lowered his eyebrows and sighed pleasingly, straightened his helmet, raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and revealed a soft and beautiful face.

The Daoist present looked at the evil spirit permeating its body: "..."

The little fat man introduced: "This is a wild dog spirit. He is stronger than ordinary people, so he can grab such a good job. The wages here are high, and he can do better than other waiters and cleaners! So he is very grateful to my master. , is the one who works the hardest for information.”

Many priests present who have experienced the rituals of the Huamaoshan crew silently turned their attention to Taicangzong: "..."

This is really the worst monster they have ever seen.

The author has something to say: Wei Xi: "Get married, go back and write an advertisement, the title is "When a Fairy Looking for a Job Meets an Unreliable Agency"."