Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Xu Xiaofeng: "..."

Wei Xi: "..."

Others in the car: "..."

Tuanjieyi hurriedly said: "Please concentrate on driving and stop talking."

The driver hesitated to speak, turned back and drove for a while and couldn't help but turn back and said: "Cheating is only the first time and countless times. I was cheated by my wife at the beginning. I believe she was confused for a while, alas! I only found out later. Don't forgive this kind of thing, you have to leave!"

Xu Xiaofeng on the other end of the phone suddenly moved away: "Are you awake?!"

In the next second, Kuang Zhiming's angry defense came from the other end: "...I...I didn't!"

It seemed that Kuang Zhiming was originally in a coma, but he suddenly woke up when he heard this.

The driver had a gossip look on his face, as if he wanted to say something else, Tuanjieyi was afraid that Kuang Zhiming would die if he continued, so he hurriedly pointed forward: "Che Che!"

He was on the viaduct at the moment, the driver was reminded by him and finally concentrated on driving, but he didn't know that his shocking words had already attracted the attention of some employees of Taicangzong. Look out of the car window at him—

"He said his wife cheated..."

"It doesn't seem to be once or twice, no wonder he always feels that his head is green..."

"Oh, it's so pitiful. People who betray their marriages are too shameful. I heard Uncle Shen say that our detective agency often receives similar employment. The messy relationship between men and women in the world is really scary."

"Be strong! Uncle! Believe in love!"

The driver drove the car without realizing it, and didn't realize how many enthusiastic Taicangzong employees outside the car window were sincerely encouraging him, and a few old lady ghosts even reached in to caress the top of his head in distress.

But he probably won't be very happy when he finds out...

Wei Xi ignored his group of nosy employees, and asked Kuang Zhiming, who had woken up and explained to Xu Xiaofeng that he hadn't cheated: "Have you caught the person who did it?"

Kuang Zhiming sounded exhausted: "No, I don't know who did it. At that time, my mind was blank and I was almost led away. Fortunately, I suddenly heard a thunderbolt from the sky, so he didn't succeed."

It was very frightening to say, at that time Kuang Zhiming was chained by a ghost guard, and his soul almost left his body. Fortunately, he and Xu Xiaofeng lived in a Taoist temple recently, and the thunder should be the reminder given by the priests in the Taoist temple, so that he did not let him go. He was in great trouble.

The driver was confused by what he was doing, and followed him with a blank mind. He couldn't help but snorted: "If you cheat, you cheat. How can a dog man have so many reasons?"

The employees of the Taicang sect all looked at him lovingly, obviously he was under a psychological shadow.

*******

Because of this incident, the car turned around and drove to Liandu Temple. When Wei Xi led his apprentices in, there were already many people inside. Kuang Zhiming was lying weakly on the bed. Check the situation by his bedside.

Fortunately, nothing happened to Kuang Zhiming, it was just a headache due to damage to his soul, and it is estimated that he would be able to recover after resting in bed for a period of time.

But the Taoist priests present were still very frightened—all the souls were hooked on the Taoist priests!Is this okay?Ordinary Taoist temples have their own righteousness of heaven and earth, and there are holy lords and immortal masters enshrined in them. The ghosts and ghosts dare not approach, and those who dare to enter the Liandu Temple under the eyes of the great heavenly gods, needless to say, must be the ghosts of the underworld .

This method is too vicious and rampant!Kuang Zhiming lived in the Taoist temple and almost escaped. It was the thunder from the heavenly officials that saved him. Would you replace him with someone else? !

Everyone is concerned, and there is a lot of discussion——

"I didn't expect such a method to exist. Invite the ghosts of the Underworld to come and go freely in the temple. How can people be on guard!"

This is really impossible to guard against. Mingchai is different from ordinary demons and monsters. They are official missionaries and are not subject to the restraint of folk Taoism. If everyone gathers together, even if they do their best, they may not be able to hinder them.Therefore, everyone thought for a while after listening, and found that they had nothing to do except pray to the gods and be more careful.

But how can the gods appear so easily?It's really that easy, the human world is not what it is now.

Everyone couldn't help feeling distressed, Wei Xi thought that his family had only been included in the sect of the public institution not long ago, and commented dissatisfiedly on the ills of the industry: "It's simply collusion between Yin and Yang, corruption, and the atmosphere of our Yincao Division's various units is really bad."

His focus was so special that everyone said: "........."

A priest who spoke first coughed and asked Kuang Zhiming, "This is..."

This is an old Taoist leader from the local Taoist Association, one of the members of the audit team of the Taoist Association. He doesn't usually go out and walk around, so he doesn't know Wei Xi. Kuang Zhiming quickly explained to him: "This is the one I recommended to join the association." He is the Taoist chief of the Taicang sect."

He had already submitted Wei Xi's membership information a few days ago.

Wei Xi saw his words fall to the ground. Including the old priest who asked the question, all the priests who knew him or not in the room all looked up at him.

The old Taoist stared blankly, looked Wei Xi up and down for a while, and then asked Kuang Zhiming uncertainly: "Just... this is..."

Kuang Zhiming nodded weakly.

"Fellow Daoist Kuang, have you already recommended us?" Wei Xi understood Kuang Zhiming's words, "Has the application been approved?"

Kuang Zhiming said that he didn't know. At this time, the old Taoist priest spoke again, and his expression became very strange: "The main reason is that the materials submitted by Guiguan are a bit special. There are relatively big differences within the organizing committee, and we may need to wait a little longer." It will take a while."

In fact, the real situation is much more intense than what he said. It should be that the entire organizing committee was dumbfounded after the application materials from Taicang were handed in. This Taoist temple basically has no formal approval documents, let alone Jianguan approval materials. Even the Taoist certificate cannot be provided, and the address of the Taoist temple is still set up in a residential area. It stands to reason that you can swipe it without looking at it, but there is a pile of useless documents sent by others. A copy of the certificate approved by the Secretary.

What the hell is this certificate! ?At the beginning, the Taoist leaders of the organizing committee had their three views broken. The oldest among them had been in the industry for decades, and had never heard of such a thing that was more than a charlatan. However, he asked and submitted a recommendation. The Liandu Guan of the information, but got a reply saying that it was handed over to Wei Xi by Mingchai in front of many members of the association. There are a lot of witnesses, which can fully prove the authenticity of the certificate.

This is very confusing. The application documents of the Taicangzong must not meet the original regulations of the Religious Affairs Bureau, but he is a department-level cadre specially approved by the Yincao Division.

The current disagreement within the association lies in whether to listen to the higher-ups or the lower-level. It stands to reason that the upper-level must abide by the rules and regulations of the higher-ups, but their industry is special, and a large part of the work involves the lower-level...

The old Taoist priest has recently lost half of his hair due to this hair loss. At this time, he suddenly met this strange person in the industry, his pupils were shocked, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

Wei Xi just thought anxiously under his gaze, the Taicang sect is really limited in scale, and it is not easy to gain the recognition of the industry...

There was also an unknown Taoist priest in the crowd. After checking Kuang Zhiming's situation, he was very worried. In addition, Kuang Zhiming guessed that this matter should be revenge after the Xiusheng sect was destroyed and replaced, so he reminded worriedly: "This revenge is not a problem. If they succeed, they will definitely not let it go. I heard that the person who was forced out of the substitute was the Taoist priest? Xiushengjiao can invite the underworld messenger, the method is so weird, the Taoist priest must be more careful after returning."

It was indeed Wei Xi who punched Tan Fu with two fists at the beginning, and now that Kuang Zhiming has been clearly targeted, Wei Xi is indeed worried about this, and immediately nodded cautiously: "Thank you, I will be careful."

The old Taoist squinted at him, and the feeling in his heart was indescribable-you must be so strong, do you know what the position of a department-level cadre is?You are the little leader who is making up the whole room, so you must be careful, and you are the one who needs to be careful.

**********

However, the more unexpected the target, the more likely he is to be targeted, and not everyone is as well-informed as the review team of the Daoist Association who destroyed the Three Views.

When Wei Xi came back from Lianduguan, he felt that something outside the car was staring at him. He looked around, but there was a sea of ​​cars, and he didn't find anything.

He sent a few ghost employees who hadn't left to look, but they didn't find out what happened. A more sensitive little ghost just told him: "I seem to smell a little bit of the same kind of breath, but I don't know where it is. "

Wei Xi frowned when he heard this, and wanted to get out of the car to check, but he grabbed his arm, and the second apprentice pinched his fingers out of the car window, and the feeling of being spied on disappeared instantly.

The second apprentice said lightly: "Jumping beam clown, don't worry about it, it's too late, go back and rest."

Wei Xi saw that he didn't take the other party seriously, so he didn't take it seriously, and sat next to his apprentice, guessing on the way: "I don't know who the person who hooked Kuang Zhiming's soul is."

The apprentice's hand slid down his arm, enveloping his palm in the dark, his lowered eyes murmured in a low voice, and his tone was unclear: "It doesn't matter who it is, as long as nothing happens to you."

Tuanyiyi in the back seat was a little worried: "What if they also seduce our master's soul?"

"Oh." Junior Brother sneered, "Then let's try."

********

Outside the car, at the other end of the elevated bridge, he was staring at a tall and thin man outside the car window. He was hit without warning and fell back into his seat. After struggling to get up, his eyes went dark and he spit out blood. Come.

The companions in the car were all frightened and asked him in panic: "What's going on?!"

The thin and tall man frowned, covered his eyes and said in pain: "He was too vigilant, he didn't know what powerful magic weapon he used, and he cut off my clairvoyance!"

"But it's not enough to vomit blood..." A little fat man murmured, "Brother, just now Gou Kuang Zhiming's soul failed, and this peeking didn't work either. Do you think our level is too good?"

"Fart!" The thin and tall man said angrily, "My method was passed down by my master, how dare you question it!"

The little fat man was a little aggrieved by his yelling: "...Master, isn't the master also unable to get up because he was asked to lie on the bed for the backlash? Maybe it's because our master's school is full of food..."

The thin and tall man obviously had a sense of collective honor, so he was so angry that he couldn't speak, and shouted tremblingly: "Shut up! Shut up! You know what a fart!"

As expected, the little fat man didn't dare to say any more, and asked with a pockmarked face beside him, "Senior Brother, which sect are you eyeing? Why are you so powerful?"

The thin and tall man calmed down his anger and frowned, thinking, recalled: "When they left Liandu Temple, someone seemed to mention what it was called Taicangzong."

A certain companion in the car was stunned when he heard it: "I don't seem to have heard of it! Could it be an unknown little Taoist temple?"

"Impossible!" The thin and tall man finally regained some strength, supported his body and sat firmly, and analyzed with a gloomy face, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the capital city, those who have never heard of the name may not be small in scale. On the contrary, their methods are so powerful. It’s more like a secluded Daoist temple. Kuang Zhiming usually does occasional activities outside, so we can get his birthday horoscope to seduce the soul. This Taoist chief of the Taicang sect may be even more..."

Before the words fell, the little fat man had already looked over with a confused look on his mobile phone——

"Brother, are you talking about this Taicang sect? They don't seem to be too hidden from the world."

The thin and tall man was interrupted in his analysis, and before he had time to get angry, he looked at the cell phone that the little fat man held up in front of him——

Taicang Zong V: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] Zongmen Weibo fans exceeded 30!Forward this blessing spell, and you will get different good luck. On the day of the New Year's Eve, a disciple will draw a lottery to give away the heart-cleaning spell drawn by the head master Weixi himself!

Thin and tall man: "......"

The little fat man took back his phone and swiped it while muttering: "Ah... amazing, the head of their sect actually acted before, so handsome, he's a star, and Baidu Encyclopedia, wow."

Thin and tall man: "..."

Little Fatty: "Baidu Encyclopedia is so detailed, it even has height and birthday, brother, is this the horoscope we are looking for?"

Thin and tall man: "......"

Fatty: "Their sect's first Weibo was posted more than a month ago, and it seems to have been established at that time, so brother, we are really too good, right?"

The thin and tall man snatched his phone through gritted teeth: "...now, immediately, shut up!"

****

While editing the photos of his sect's employees' group development activities today, Tuanyiyi suddenly thought of something: "Master, there seems to be a date of birth on the Baidu Encyclopedia edited by your fans before, should I delete it?"

Hearing this, Wei Xi poked his head over and took a look, and found that it was indeed the birthday of the little unlucky guy hanging on it, so he waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it."

"Really?" Tuanjieyi seemed to understand, "I saw that Taoist Kuang and the others said it so seriously today, and thought that people can't casually know the horoscope of birthdays. Isn't there such a saying?"

Wei Xi yawned, fell asleep holding the bag of potato chips, and replied vaguely: "It depends on the situation."

*********

It's late at night, and it's time for good dreams, but there are still people who don't sleep.Incense was lingering in the room, and countless ingots and ingots were burned in the brazier. Among the confetti and ashes flying all over the room, there was a crackling sound that broke the silence.

The little fat man and the pockmarked squatted tremblingly by the brazier, and the tall and thin man smashed the phone, jumping furiously in the dark room: "This horoscope actually belongs to a dead person!! It actually belongs to a dead person!! "

His body hasn't healed yet, but his anger has inspired his endless potential, and the pain in his chest and eyes can't stop him from jumping around in the slightest.Enduring sleepiness and exhaustion to toss for a whole night to get such a result, he was really unacceptable, his eyes were red with anger, and he yelled: "Liar!! You bastard!!! No wonder you dare to put your horoscope on Baidu Encyclopedia!!! It’s actually a fake!!! Let me work for nothing!!!”

With dark circles on his face, he was squatting next to the brazier, busy burning paper money for Mingchai. Hearing the roar of his senior brother who was about to explode, he couldn't help muttering: "I used to hear entertainment gossip reporters say that there are female stars who will be in the house when they are older." Falsifying age, I didn’t expect male stars to do the same, that Taoist priest looks young in the photos, it’s all going to be faked, the entertainment industry is too difficult.”

The little fat man squatted beside him, his head was biting, his eyelids could not be opened due to sleepiness, and he asked in a daze: "...Who knows, didn't you catch the last one? Maybe it's senior brother Taicai!" It’s impossible to hook the soul.”