Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Seeing that the young man was specially guided by the Lin family to sit at the main seat, the rest of the masters at the table immediately became more sure of his identity. Seeing that he didn't like to talk, they exchanged looks with wild eyebrows, and finally sat on Wei Xi's right Fang's Changxu Taoist spoke first: "Mr. Lu, I have known you for a long time."

Wei Xi glanced at him: "Who is your name?"

"Huh?" Daoist Changxu was stunned by the question, "Aren't you the direct descendant of the Lu family invited by Mr. Lin? Why aren't you called Mr. Lu?"

"What Lu family, what Mr. Lu." Wei Xi frowned, "I am the second generation head of No. 60 of the Taicang sect, Wei Xi."

Too... Taicangzong?What sect is that?

Everyone at the scene exchanged glances and found that no one had heard of it before, and their faces changed suddenly.

Taoist Changxu frowned, and asked inexplicably, "You are not Mr. Lu, so what are you doing here?"

Wei Xi picked up his chopsticks, glanced at the dishes on the table, and then looked at the fragrant door not far away.

He answered as a matter of course: "Of course I came to eat."

Then I really ate it without any adulteration.

Seeing his demeanor, everyone was speechless.They are sitting here just to recharge their batteries before going to work, who would really come here to eat?But Wei Xi not only ate, but also concentrated on his food, placing his chopsticks accurately, and even did not forget to call out to the servants around him: "What are you doing in a daze?"

Tuanyiyi, who had become someone's apprentice for no reason, was still in a daze. Wei Xi couldn't help frowning when he saw that he was slow to move his chopsticks.My new apprentice is good in every way, but he was a little stunned. Not only did he not see the previous slick and cleverness all the way, he was also in a daze frequently, and he was out of his mind. I wonder if he was dazzled by the joy of easily succeeding in apprenticeship.

However, his master is indeed more qualified than Wei De. Not only did he not ask his apprentice to go hunting to support himself, but he also took his apprentice out to eat and drink quite skillfully.

Wei Dedao should really be taught to study hard.

The other people at the table were disappointed when they realized that he was not the "Lu family" that everyone had been waiting for. In addition, the "Taicang sect" mentioned by the other party was unknown, and they didn't know what kind of pheasant sect they were, so they came forward to chat Of course they all disappeared.

The long-bearded old man's attitude was not as polite as before, and he frowned and sat away a little in disgust, shaking his head and complaining to the witch next to him: "It's unbelievable that such a person can be called the Lin family's honored guest."

He changed suddenly, like the leading brother on the table, but Wei Xi ignored him, just munching, and ate up half of the dishes on the table in a blink of an eye.The old Taoist was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "It's really unreasonable!"

The sorceress couldn't help but look at Wei Xi's thin body and flat stomach. It was unbelievable that he could easily eat all the food and drink on this table. As the remaining half of the table's food gradually disappeared, her eyes gradually turned from envy to became a shock.

Is that human being?There are more than 30 dishes!The braised pork knuckle alone weighed at least three catties. Where did he stuff it after eating it?Not scientific at all!

At the same time, on the highway in Fengyang Town, less than [-] kilometers away from Lin's house, a flamboyant off-road vehicle was galloping fast.

Lu Wenqing in the driver's seat was humming comfortably, but the rock music on the stereo was playing very softly. The older cousin Li Rui who was sitting in the co-pilot sighed helplessly: "Wenqing, you are too sinister. If you really can't do the job at home, isn't this major a good one? Why insist on something that doesn't suit you?"

Lu Wenqing's expression changed, he stopped humming, and stared fiercely at his cousin: "Who is not suitable? I think you are too lazy to come to Fengyang with me. You don't want to think about whose fault it is? Beijing locals There are so many good businesses, and the pay is so high, you are the one who insisted on taking this backcountry job for me."

Li Rui was speechless at his unreasonableness: "You still have to be shameless, and you don't even look at your own level. Who dares to let you pick up the list in Beijing? If you pick it up, you can smash the house's signboard? You don't want to do it cheaply." business, then you restrain yourself not to be so unlucky."

"..." Lu Wenqing said stiffly, "Who's out of luck!"

"Isn't your broken horoscope bad enough?" Li Rui rolled his eyes and broke his fingers for him, "I won't talk about those things that usually go out and throw money up the mountain, fall down, catch ghosts, and be chased and bitten by ghosts. The car broke down on the road. Broke down, friend, your Mercedes-Benz off-road, it broke down for no reason! There is no mobile phone signal in the mountainous area! If Mr. Shuo Zong happened to be nearby, both of us would be in bad luck, okay? "

As soon as he said this, Lu Wenqing was also speechless, and couldn't help turning his head to look behind his head.

In the back seat, the Mr. Shuo Zong they were talking about was leaning on the window with his eyes closed.He has a good face, the bridge of his nose is so high that it seems to have been sculpted, his sharp brows and eyes are temporarily closed, and there is a kind of handsomeness in his appearance that cannot tell his age.This is not surprising, after all, there are so many good looks in the world.The strange thing is that this person is still wearing long sleeves in such a hot season.He sits calmly, and even the angle of his head is meticulous, so he looks like a well-behaved old pedant, but there are traces of totem patterns extending from the unusually high neckline of his jacket, from his slender neck Climbing all the way to the root of the left ear, looking carefully, even the entire back of the right hand was not spared.

The pattern of the totem is obscure, neither like the blue dragon on the left or the white tiger on the right in the town house of the big brother on the street, nor the non-mainstream sadness of young people in love, you and me, but twisted runes that seem to have no rules to follow. At first glance, Always surprising.However, upon closer observation, the totem is inexplicably hostile, telling a strange coercion that if you look at me one more time, I will kill you with a dog's head.

It's a paradoxical synthesis of madness and reason.

The complex never opened its eyes, but the aura around him did not weaken at all. He seemed to know everything that happened around him without looking, and opened his lips calmly: "Look at the road."

Lu Wenqing shuddered, and immediately sat up straight, and replaced the music that was so soft that it was almost whispering with the radio.

The host of the on-board radio slowly reported an accident that happened on Fengyang Mountain, a famous scenic spot in Fengyang Town today. I learned from the mouth of the security guard in the scenic spot.Lu Wenqing was not in the mood to listen at the moment, and his attention was drawn to the back.

Regarding Mr. Shuo Zong, Lu Wenqing remembered that he was already at home when he was very young.

At that time, the ones who followed him were his parents who were now in charge of most of the Lu family's business. After so many years, he grew up and his parents were getting old, but the other party seemed to have stopped in time. Not at all.

As the only resident of the Lu family with a foreign surname, outsiders always think that Mr. Shuo Zong is a cousin or distant friend of the Lu family. As a direct descendant of the Lu family, Lu Wenqing clearly knows that the relationship between the other party and his elders is far more complicated than guessed. .

Not to mention the parents who are always cautious in front of each other, even the ancestors of the Lu family who don't go out of the mountain all the year round have to be respectful when they see this person.Compared with relatives, Lu Wenqing felt that their attitude towards Mr. Shuo Zong was more like a treasure enshrined at home.And Mr. Shuo Zong is indeed very different from ordinary people, not to mention the other party's strength and appearance, just the unique good fortune alone is something that Lu Wenqing, who has been unlucky for more than 20 years, can't even achieve in this life.

This time, the car they drove to Fengyang broke down halfway on the highway, and they couldn’t go to the village or back to the store, and the mobile phone had no signal. They had already desperately accepted the reality of walking dangerously on the highway. Nearby, after the two sides met, the other party didn't say a word, opened the car door and sat inside——

The car miraculously caught fire.

Lu Wenqing has a light personality and a heavy yin spirit. When he was a child, even the wild ghosts on the roadside dared to bully him to death, even if he could get a little bit of this person's luck——

This thought made him think too far, and he hurried back to his senses, only to realize that he had been in a daze for so long, the car was still driving straight as a line, and the front was empty, with no obstacles in sight.

It is probably the blessing of Mr. Shuo Zong sitting on the trailer again.

The co-pilot's cousin Li Rui said in a low voice at this time: "Hey, after all, you also know something in your heart. The Lin family is the first order you took, so you have to complete it yourself, right? I can't take you by the hand forever."

Lu Wenqing suddenly became more worried. At times like this, no matter how reluctant he was, he could only admit that he was not talented enough to learn yin and yang.Parents and brothers and sisters at home have been teaching for so many years, and he has only learned a little about Feng Shui planning.But it may be that he was bullied by wild ghosts a lot when he was a child, and his psychological shadow is always difficult to overcome. Once he encounters troubles that are not limited to Fengshui, he can scare himself to death psychologically, let alone surrender other side.

Lu Wenqing gritted his teeth: "Maybe it's just a problem with the furnishings in his house."

Li Rui smirked: "Maybe, you haven't seen those two couples looking dead and exhausted, tsk tsk tsk, it's almost like being watched by a ghost."

As soon as Lu Wenqing heard those two words, he felt a gust of wind, and his arm holding the steering wheel got goosebumps.

Seeing that his brother was so frightened, Li Rui couldn't bear it, but comforted him: "Oh, I'm just scaring you. I'm with you. What are you afraid of? If not, there will be Mr. Shuo Zong! When the time comes Mr. Shuo Zong will give you any magic weapon, which is enough for you to show off your power in front of demons and monsters."

Li Rui felt that he was extremely witty, and he laughed while talking, Mr. Shuo Zong, who was always quiet in the back seat, finally opened his eyelids, his eyes were so sharp that he could not feel sleepy at all.Li Rui's laughter became lower and lower under the peaceful sight of the other party, until it finally disappeared and turned into an embarrassing cough.

Lu Wenqing was also very speechless, he wondered if his cousin was mentally retarded, to say such illogical words.

How could Mr. Shuo Zong give him something? It would be nice if the husband didn't ask him for the money for the repair of the car this time.

Sure enough, as soon as he thought about it, the eyes that stared at Li Rui's thoughts turned to himself, and his eyes were cooler than the wind blowing by a ghost.

Alas, I really can't escape.Lu Wenqing, who has been with her parents for more than [-] years, naturally knew what it meant, and immediately said: "Don't worry, sir, I will call you when I return to Beijing to repair the car."

The oppressive feeling on his back finally disappeared.

Lu Wenqing was about to cry, almost crying out loud.

The price to ask Mr. Shuo Zong to sell is not cheap, this trip to Fengyang is definitely in vain, maybe I have to pay a lot of money.

The first time I received an order, I made a loss-making business, what is this called!

***

In the old house of the Lin family, thanks to Weixi's blessing, the banquet started quickly and ended quickly. The long-bearded old man slowed down with his chopsticks, and he left the table hungry without eating anything from the beginning to the end.

Even if he doesn't care about the food anymore, it's okay to feel bad at this time.

The promised time is approaching, but the invited Lu family members are still missing. Mrs. Lin is a little anxious, and the long-bearded old man's face is dark: "My time is precious, and there is no reason to wait forever."

Seeing his tough attitude, Mrs. Lin couldn't delay any longer, so she could only signal the servants at home to leave, and sat in the living room with her son and daughter-in-law as she said.

Lin Hanyang and his wife looked at Wei Xi frequently. In their hearts, they wanted to ask Wei Xi to take action. The other mages in the room were just dismissed because of their mother's embarrassment. It is impossible to imagine that everyone else would rush to get rid of themselves. While holding the magic weapon, Wei Xi sat leisurely in the corner of the corridor with a can of Coca-Cola in his hand.

The old Taoist commanded his apprentice to place the incense table. Seeing this scene, the disdain on his face became more obvious.

Wei Xi also didn't understand what this group of people was messing around with, they were just catching a group of brats, it would take so much effort, and with that energy, it would be better to eat a few more bites at that time.

Thinking of this, he took another sip of the strange wine in his hand, and was instantly stunned by the icy-cold sweetness in his mouth, which was simply the most wonderful taste he had ever tasted in his life.

Wei Xi secretly sighed, the fairy wine is nothing more than that.

Tuanjieyi didn't eat much just now, but no matter how dazed he was after a meal, he regained his senses. He squatted next to Weixi, watching the other party smack the can of Coke with pleasure, and looked around the building that he hadn't had time to look at just now. Walking around the room, I felt a little admiration in my heart: "Brother——"

Wei Xi looked at him.

"...Master." Just call me, anyway, there will be no loss of meat, Unity Yiyi has always been heart-warming, "Master, I can't tell, you are quite powerful!"

It's also a scam, stealing a battery car by picking the lock and pretending to be a blind beggar, but the other party cheated and tricked the person who lived in the villa. What a fat sheep!

It was Wei Xi's first time to be flattered, and he still didn't change his face, but quietly straightened his back a little.

Very ayutthaya!

*****Second update******

The mages in the center of the living room have already started to show their magical powers. Those who dance the great gods, sing scriptures, sprinkle dog blood, and hold roosters to worship the sky. The sorceress is also standing solemnly at the gate and dancing. Let the Lin family drink it, but after the pass, everyone still looked dignified, obviously nothing was gained.

The long-bearded old man standing next to him snorted at this moment: "If you dare to show your small skills, let them all get out of the way!"

Everyone was displeased with his arrogance, but the old Taoist did have some skills. After muttering to himself in front of the incense table for a while, he raised his mahogany sword and pointed at the door that Wei Xi had been paying attention to, beckoning his disciples to go up and open it. .

He took out a talisman paper, held it between his hands and blew, and the talisman paper floated up and flew towards the room.

Tuanjieyi carefully observed what kind of new trick this is. After looking for a long time, he didn't see any fishing line hanging. He rubbed his arms: "Master, do you feel like your temperature has cooled down again?"

Wei Xi ignored him, staring fixedly at the open room.

The moment the talisman paper floated into the room, it spontaneously ignited without fire, and then a gust of dark wind appeared out of thin air, blowing the burnt talisman ashes back to the living room.

Everyone else in the room was shocked by this scene, but the long-bearded old man smiled confidently: "It really is here."

When his words fell to the ground, the air in his field of vision began to distort, and countless shattered ashes began to gather in one direction until they gathered into an indistinct black shadow.

Unity: "?"

The black shadow howled mournfully, and rushed towards the old Taoist priest!

Unity: "????!!!!"

The old Taoist immediately raised the peach wood sword and started to fight with the black shadow. The scene was really thrilling. The black shadow rushed left and right. Under the mahogany sword, he also spat out blood with a pale face.

But the black shadow was chopped into pieces by him after all, he wiped the corner of his mouth with a proud face: "That's all."

Everyone present was horrified after watching the scene. Even Lin Hanyang, who had never believed in ghosts and gods before, looked at him in awe and said, "This...is this solved?"

The old Taoist snorted softly, and his apprentices showed proud expressions on their faces, and explained triumphantly: "Of course, this little trouble is nothing to the master? Don't worry, Mr. Lin, your family is not going well." It's the wild ghosts, now that the wild ghosts are gone, your plight will of course be solved."

Mrs. Lin was overjoyed, and immediately came forward to pour tea and water to express her condolences and thanks, and the other warlocks also went to express their congratulations with shame.The old Taoist glanced at the respectful eyes of the crowd, and then caught Wei Xi who was sitting alone in the corner without moving.

Tuanjieyi was probably the only person present who was out of the situation, and he was completely in a daze at this moment: "This...this fucking...that fucking just now...what the fuck is that?!"

He turned his head to look at Wei Xi beside him, but found that Wei Xi didn't intend to give him an answer. He was still staring at the open room with burning eyes, and there seemed to be more excitement in his eyes than before.

Tuanjieyi's heart skipped a beat for some reason, and he felt a deep sense of badness.

The old Taoist might have sensed something, and raised his head amidst many flattering voices.

When everyone still didn't understand what was going on, the house that had just started to be full of joy fell into a bottomless cold once again.

The voice of the voice disappeared in an instant, but a voice came from nowhere in the empty room: "Hee hee."

The laughter was charming and coquettish, and I don't know how to make it out of a beautiful woman, but the people present didn't have the courage to appreciate it or imagine it. Old Mrs. Lin, who was the least courageous, had already turned blue from fright, clutching her chest. Out of breath.

Lin Hanyang stammered and asked, "Wang, Daoist Wang, what's going on?!"

The old Taoist didn't answer, but picked up the mahogany sword again with a solemn expression, and fixed his eyes on a certain position.

A vague shape appeared again in the room with the door open, but this time it was different from the last time. What appeared was more than a mass of black air. The slim figure of a woman's body.

The old Taoist's expression changed immediately, and he called it firmly: "Fengyang Xian."

There were rustlings around, and someone asked: "What is Fengyangxian? Is it a fairy?"

As expected of an old gossip, the sorceress immediately explained: "What kind of fairy, a female ghost who died on Fengyang Mountain, but she has a lot of experience, so she is only given an honorary title. It is said that in order to change people, she swallowed it ten years ago. The entire village was lost, causing the Fengyang Town Government to be very turbulent during that time, and invited many mages from surrounding cities to hold seminars. But she hid immediately after that, and it seemed that the transformation was unsuccessful."

[-]. Residents of a village!Everyone was about to piss when they heard it: "This, this, this Wang Daoist can withstand it?"

"It's definitely fine, everyone has to trust him." The sorceress said as she began to pack her things: "I still have something to do, so let's go first."

However, where she could get away, Feng Yangxian glanced at her, and then smiled sinisterly: "I live here well, and I am quite satisfied with everything. You people suddenly broke in, and it is another Chicken blood is dog urine, it stinks everywhere, and even killed my foot-washing maid, now I come here whenever I want, if I want to leave, do I think this is an elevator?"

After she finished speaking, she raised her hand, and the wind whizzed by, and dozens of black shadows that were exactly the same as those slaughtered by the old Taoist priest gathered behind her, opening their mouths and roaring in unison, as if to give the boss a boost.

The sorceress turned pale immediately, let alone the old Taoist priest, he had already reached the end of his strength when he killed that brat just now, but how could he know that the thing he was exhausted from beating just now was just one of the opponent's little brothers.

He immediately raised the mahogany sword and took out all the talismans in his pocket at the same time, but he couldn't resist Fengyangxian's tricks at all.When the female ghost tilted her head, her long hair swam like a spirit snake, completely ignoring his activated mahogany sword, entangled him, and dragged him into the room.

Everyone in the house was scared out of their wits by this scene, screaming and running away, none of the tall people crawling on the ground dared to step forward to support, and all those who could move frantically rushed to the place farthest from the crime scene. corner.

As a firm materialist, Tuanjieyi was originally incompatible with the magic stick in the room. Now watching the blockbuster with special effects, he became even more dizzy and blank-headed.He was as quiet as a stuffed chicken amidst the screams of the swarming crowd, but at this moment, a huge force hit his shoulders, lifting him into the air.

After the old Taoist was drawn into the room, he felt himself being hit hard on the ground.Feng Yangxian's long hair was so dense that he was almost suffocated.There was darkness in front of him, and he could only hear the screams of the crowd outside, and he knew that no one would be useful.At that moment, his mind flashed through his own life, and he couldn't help sighing—my life is over.

However, after waiting for a while, what greeted him was not Fengyangxian's sharp teeth, but the other party's scolding from embarrassment.

"Bold!"

The hair that wrapped him was also suddenly loosened. The old Taoist lay on the ground in a daze and slowed down. When he raised his head, he saw the dumbfounded black shadows around him at first glance, and then he looked again, almost out of breath. !

That tattered young man followed into the room at some point, and was riding on Fengyangxian's body, his eyes were shining, holding Fengyangxian's head, pulling it up like a carrot!

Old Taoist: "?????"

Fengyangxian's younger brothers were also confused, but Fengyangxian herself was so angry that her neck was pulled so long that it was almost like a chicken's neck, but the person on her body still didn't let go, maybe she felt that sitting was not comfortable. It's convenient, but she actually stood up and put one foot on her back to continue pulling!

Her slender figure was trampled flat and wide, but the man on her body was so powerful that she couldn't escape for a while, and when she struggled a little more, the man on her body raised his fist and hit her.

The style of punching was very weird, it felt like it hit her soul with a punch to the flesh, Feng Yangxian was so angry that he was about to collapse, his long hair flew all over the sky in an instant, wanting to take the life of this brave thief.

Wei Xi was so greedy that her saliva was about to drip out from the evil spirit that diffused at the moment of her anger, but this ghost was so tough that he couldn't tear off his neck no matter how hard he tried, he was so hungry that he grabbed Feng With the hair that Yang Xian attacked, he forced the opponent to raise his face, and gnawed directly on the head.

Feng Yangxian had half of his cheek bitten off by him: "... ????"

No, wait, what are you doing, friend?Where is your mahogany sword?Where's your Black Dog Blood Yin-Yang Talisman?Sober up!This is not the procedure you should be following!

The soul was directly torn apart, and ghosts would also hurt. Immediately after being stunned, Fengyangxian felt unbearable pain and fear, howled and struggled frantically.

Wei Xi ignored her screams and counterattacks at all, held her rolling body and grabbed her head, biting one after another.Occasionally, the other party struggled too much, and he felt that it was inconvenient to eat, so he swung his arm and punched the other party twice.Such a ferocious scene frightened the long-bearded Taoist priest and the little ghosts in the room, who were almost unable to take care of themselves, and hugged each other and curled up in the corner of the wall, trembling.The few little ghosts who had activated their wits to kill people were so frightened that they could only open their mouths and let out helpless screams like sheep.

When Wei Xi gnawed on Fengyangxian's chin, Fengyangxian had no head to yell, which made him eat a lot more smoothly, but he suddenly thought of something and stopped.

Wei Xi raised his head, and found that the unity that he brought with him just now was still standing at the door, staring at him in a trance.

Being stared at like this, Wei Xi rarely felt guilty, and always felt that he seemed to be following in the footsteps of Wei Dedao.So after weighing it for a while, he still pulled hard and tore off half of Fengyangxian's arm.

"Get married." Wei Xi held down Li Gui, who was bouncing violently under him, then passed this arm to his sweet-mouthed big apprentice, and said lovingly: "Come and eat!"

When the voice fell to the ground, there was a bang, and Tuanjieyi had already rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

Wei Xi was stunned for a moment, and indiscriminately, he swung his arms round and punched Fengyangxian.

He was furious: "How dare you hurt my apprentice!!!"

Feng Yangxian, who lost his head and couldn't refute: "........."