Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Everyone at the scene was confused, but the wild boar spirit was obviously not joking. Qiu Guokai took a look at Tuanjieyi's mobile phone and found that the prairie pelican in the photo was indeed more beautiful than ordinary wild boars, but no matter how you looked at it, it was still the same. Like a pig: "...it...has it also turned into a spirit?"

Wild boar spirit said: "How do I know?"

Qiu Guokai said in disbelief: "If you don't become a sperm, then you are just an ordinary pig. You have a human form..."

The wild boar spirit is even more unbelievable than him: "I have a human form, but my aesthetics are not normal? How could I fall in love with a human, who has long hands and long legs, and looks so strange."

Qiu Guokai made sense when he thought about it again, and he couldn't help but feel worried, the contract has already been signed, what will happen when the wild boar spirit makes a love scandal...

Ordinary students are most likely to be photographed by the paparazzi having private meetings with female stars late at night, and their artistes are photographed harassing and molesting wild boars in the Beijing Forest Zoo...

Thinking of this, he was so worried that his hair was about to fall out, and his thinking was different, and he comforted him: "It's impossible, my junior brother said, the prairie pelican came from the United States, a world-class endangered species, and He is the top card in the forest zoo, our pig brother is a local pig, and he is only a second-year junior high school student, he is not in the right family, anyway, I am not very optimistic about this relationship."

Qiu Guokai: "..."

Wei Xi listened to the wild boar talking to himself about his first love, turned to the second apprentice and said, "What is love?"

The second apprentice beside him took a deep look at him, his eyes seemed to have frozen

Wei Xi's chest tightened inexplicably when he saw him, and his emotions seemed to be firmly grasped by an invisible big hand.

***

The crew's problem was finally resolved. After staying here for so many days, it was time for everyone to leave.

The members of the Taoist group in the hotel fell into the predicament of collectively digging their feet and having nothing to do after discovering the ghost, and they all returned home. This is probably the most speechless ceremony they have ever received in their lives.

The people in the crew are still laughing silly——

"Hey Zhenling, after the ceremony is finished, there really have been no more supernatural events in our group. Maybe there is really a ghost behind it. Now it's all right and the ghosts have been driven away."

"I watched the ensemble play just now, and the filming process went smoothly. Where did Mr. Qiu hire the ensemble performers? They're so beautiful!"

"What's more important is that Mr. Yan didn't hold back. I heard from my friend that after the scene, she told her assistant that she had hallucinations when she was playing the scene. It really is different, the frightened state is well performed!"

Silently watching Fang Xiaojie wandering around in the crew, the many priests said: "..."

Fang Xiaojie didn't want to be saved, the Taoists originally wanted to take him away after the matter was over, at least they couldn't let it stay in the crew to disturb the filming, but Director Wang didn't mind and said he could let him stay.

"It still has a bit of talent, and more importantly, it has great enthusiasm for filming and acting. Now it is rare to meet someone who purely pursues art like it... hell, let it stay here and learn more. .”

When he said this, the serious director was smoking a cigarette with a deep expression on his face, while Fang Xiaojie was squatting beside his trouser legs like a fanciful boy, so honest that he didn't want to.

The fellow Taoists have spread the word in private that the mountain spirits have signed long-term performance contracts with Taicang Zong and Boss Qiu.So I can only ojbk about this, and I can do whatever I want.

The Taicang sect is really... indescribable in all aspects.

***

Perhaps it was the news that the troubles of the production crew were resolved after the practice. Before everyone left, a staff member of the hotel hurriedly stopped them, saying that the owner of the hotel came here on a special trip and wanted to meet with everyone.

The boss is a semi-bald man with a shiny head. After arriving at the scene, he rubbed his forehead and worried for a long time, and then vaguely mentioned his reason for coming——

"Dear masters have lived here for so many days, have you noticed any problems with Fengshui or other aspects of the shop?"

Everyone thought about it, this hotel is surrounded by mountains and rivers, the location is quiet, the surroundings are full of vitality, and the decoration is also quite satisfactory, so they all shook their heads: "No problem."

The boss became even more worried, with a bitter look on his face: "That...that shouldn't be."

Then he narrated dejectedly: "I have heard from the foreman. All the masters must have discovered that the seventh floor of our hotel is not open for accommodation. To be honest, the seventh floor is a luxury suite specially set aside when we designed it. Since more than half a year ago, there have been problems in the suite. At first, some customers reported that the TV and stereo were automatically turned on in the middle of the night. Later, the waiters also found that there would be various strange sounds in the room when it was vacant. Not only that, sometimes The housekeeping department went in to check, and found that all the equipment in the room seemed to have been used by someone. It's completely locked, but even so, sometimes you can still hear the sound upstairs on the sixth floor. If it weren't for this... a good first-floor luxury suite, we wouldn't be so vacant, even during the holiday season Dare to be open. Every day is a loss."

When everyone checked in, they heard the rumors about the seventh floor of the hotel. Now that they heard the more accurate content, their expressions became serious.

The boss sighed: "I've always kept such a thing in my heart, and I dare not tell it to the outside, who would dare to live in our hotel? So when I heard that the masters solved the troubles of the crew downstairs, I made a special trip immediately. I'm here, I don't know if the masters can help us solve our difficulties before they leave?"

This is the duty of cultivators. Of course, everyone has no intention of rejecting it, but at the same time, it is a bit embarrassing.

After all, they have been living here for several days, and they really didn't find any ghosts in the hotel except Fang Xiaojie. It is reasonable to say that as long as there are, they can't not detect any clues.

The boss was a bit busy, so he picked up the phone and went outside the meeting room to listen. Everyone in the room exchanged glances, but they didn't find any clues for a while, but Lu Wenqing accidentally found that the wild boar spirit sitting next to Wei Xi had a strange expression.

The wild boar spirit met his gaze, and looked a little embarrassed: "What are you looking at!"

Now everyone's eyes turned to Taicangzong. Tuanjieyi was stunned for a moment, then recalled what the boss said, suddenly thought of something, and stared at Wild Boar: "Half a year ago? I remember you also..."

The wild boar spirit didn't wait for him to finish, and yelled confidently: "What's wrong! This place was originally my den, but they bombed it to build a hotel. The land is mine. What's wrong with me staying here!"

Everyone: "…………"

The focus of Tuanjieyi is different: "Then you can't disturb the guests' rest, how can you turn on the TV in the middle of the night to watch."

Wild Boar Spirit: "Can you blame me! There is no electricity in the room without guests!"

"Oh yes." Tuanjieyi was convinced, "The room here is indeed powered by plugging in a card."

Everyone: "..."

The wild boar spirit snorted coldly: "You think it's rare for me to come here. The sheets and quilts in their hotel are not changed for three days, and the lady sweeping the floor even mops the bathtub with a mop and wipes the cups with a rag. Only then will I come and live."

Everyone: "..."

Wei Xi looked at the second apprentice: "Wipe the cup with a rag?"

The second apprentice seems to have brushed his teeth with a cup.

The second apprentice's face was livid.

Not only did he brush his teeth with a tooth cup, Wei Xi also took a bath in the bathtub.

After soaking, they still kissed and touched.

The rest of the people also unbelievably quickly recalled whether they had used the teacups and bathtubs in the hotel. Some Taoist priests must have been tricked, and retched with disgusting faces.

****

The boss returned to the meeting room after answering the phone, and immediately noticed the different atmosphere from before, and asked nervously, "Master, masters, is this serious?"

All the Taoists at the table looked at him indifferently, and the boss was even more shocked. This, it seems that the problem is not easy to solve!

In the end, Lu Wenqing's heart softened, and he pointed out a clear way: "Go ask Master Wei of the Taicang Sect to come forward."

The wild boar essence has already signed a contract with Taicangzong's brokerage company, and it's okay for them to persuade them as outsiders.What's more, after hearing the story of the hotel's lack of hygiene, the other priests present probably wanted to curse, and he himself felt itchy.

Seeing his attitude, the boss couldn't help but be full of speculation. The whole room didn't move, and he just asked himself to invite the Taicang sect alone. Could it be that the Taicang sect is the most powerful?

So he turned to Wei Xi, and found that the handsome apprentice behind Master Wei was staring at him with a particularly gloomy and terrifying gaze.

The boss was stared at all hairy, and asked tremblingly: "Wei, Master Wei, are you sure about this matter?"

Wei Xi turned to the boar spirit, who snorted, "Anyway, I'm leaving soon."

Huamao Mountain is about to be developed, and they will also form a group to be taken out by Qiu Guokai to become stars. Who would come to this poor place, not to mention that it is worried about it now, and if it wants to run, it should go to the Beijing Forest Zoo.

****

This time, it was a process. The boss told Wei Xi that the hotel would not be the same again after seeing Wei Xi's three or two slaps, and he was overjoyed and stuffed the red envelopes.

However, he was also a little shocked. Is this Taicang sect so powerful? He easily solved the problem that had plagued him for more than half a year in a few minutes.

He sent everyone off in awe, still thinking about going to burn incense in this powerful Master Wei Temple when he had time, when he looked up, he saw many Taoist priests present were all staring at him with serious eyes.

In the cold windy day, he was stared at and shivered: "What's wrong?"

Lu Wenqing: "Boss Wu, your hotel has serious problems."

The boss was frightened by his weird words. Could it be that there are other Feng Shui problems in his hotel?

After Lu Wenqing stared at him for a long time, he patted himself on the shoulder with a complex expression: "Forget it, let's pay more attention to hotel hygiene in the future."

The boss heard question marks all over his head, wondering what did this mean?Could it be that the fact that your hotel doesn't change the sheets frequently has been discovered?Impossible!

Shuo Zong kept his face tense. Before leaving, he glanced at the boss coldly again. After getting into the car, he immediately said, "Unity, call."

Wei Xi asked, "Who do you want to call?"

Shuo Zong: "Health Bureau."

Wei Xi: "Huh?"

Shuo Zong looked at him, wishing he could immediately hug him into hot water and wash him from head to toe: "I want to report him."

****

So far, the Taicang sect has gained a small reputation in the local Taoist temples. At least several local Taoist temples know that there is such a family in the capital.

In addition, thanks to the crew of "Scream" uploading the practice on Weibo, the attention on the Taicang sect on the Internet has never subsided. Of course, the focus of attention is a bit biased, and the most talked about is not how effective they are.

Tuanjieyi looked at the hot topic of #颜俊道长Online Practice# on his mobile phone, and when he clicked on it, there were all photos of Wei Xi and Shuo Zong intercepted by netizens, and he couldn't help but choke.

"I was there too." He pointed at himself, who had been truncated to only half of his body in the photo, "It's clearly a sect of three people, but I still can't have a name."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Unity said faintly: "Junior Brother, why is that?"

Wei Chengshu came back with a large bucket after wiping the stele, and sneered gloomily when he heard this: "Of course it's because you are ugly."

Unity: "..."

Wei Chengshu looked at Wei Xi with a complicated expression. He also saw the topic on Weibo, so he naturally knew that his elder brother went to the set to do a ritual ceremony, and everyone knew about it. After Wei Tianyi found out, he was at home I was so angry that I ate several times.

There was no way, Wei Xi was finally not at home, Wei Tianyi said, no matter how angry he was, he had to take this opportunity to have a good meal.

Wei Chengshu carried the big iron bucket and rag, feeling that his family was really hopeless. He didn't know when, except for him, everyone became so neurotic.

****

There are more believers in the Taicang Sect, at least the incense burner at the gate of the courtyard is much more beautiful than before. Wei Xi received a call from the Taoist priest of Liandu, and when he went out, he ran into a few new believers. They were all young girls who saw him appearing with two apprentices, and secretly raised their cell phones to take pictures.

The current believers are really strange, but he didn't stop them too much. It's a good thing to have someone come to burn incense.

The old believers who often come, Mrs. Wang, saw him appearing, and came up to chat with a smile: "Xiao Wei, you are a real soul who has attained the Tao. I am here to fulfill my wish again. I have two more sticks of incense today!"

Wei Xi's attitude towards the believers was good, and he nodded patiently after hearing the feedback: "What wish did you make before?"

He has no idea about gods and Buddhas, but Shuo Zong frowned suspiciously when he heard the words. This old lady Wang has come to fulfill her vows several times. Dao Tianzun really...

Mrs. Wang said: "The electric light on the porch of my house is broken, and I couldn't fix it after asking someone to fix it. After worshiping the immortal, it will be on again!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

This person actually begged the Immortal to repair the electric light for him... A scene of a certain god descending to the earth in the middle of the night and helping the believers to repair the electric light slowly emerged in his mind.

Mrs. Wang: "And last time, the cat my granddaughter picked up was full of fleas, and it couldn't be washed clean. After I brought the worshiped Heavenly Venerable, the fleas gradually disappeared!"

A certain god went down to the earth again in the middle of the night to help the believers pick up stray cats one by one to pick up the fleas...

Shuo Zong stopped imagining, turned his head wordlessly, and stopped thinking about the possibility in Mrs. Wang's words. The gods, Buddhas and stars he knew were more arrogant than one, how could he care about such a trivial request.

Wei Xi felt that the head order was getting slightly hot again, and stretched out his hand to scratch his chest: "Really?"

"That's not right, so I came here again this time, and I brought a friend. She heard that the immortals here are very spiritual. Like me, she wants to invite a god statue from you to worship." Mrs. Wang said.

Believers invite god statues from sects?This is a qualitative leap in business!

But when her words fell, the head order suddenly started to burn without warning, and Wei Xi was burned right before she could be happy. She didn't know the reason, so she simply pinched it through her clothes: "God please? What are you asking for?"

Mrs. Wang said embarrassingly: "It's like this. Recently, my beriberi relapsed and it never got better. My friend has been constipated for more than half a month, and she still can't get it out. Alas, Xiaoxi, you say that the immortal doesn't care about it." this?"

Shuo Zong: "........."

The head order was so hot that he couldn't hold it through his clothes, Wei Xi felt the scorching temperature of his fingertips, and was also confused by the strange wishes of his followers, and after a long time, he said slowly: "It should be... ...Let's take care of it."