Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Shuo Zong thought it was something weird in this hotel, which caused him to hear inexplicable sounds when he closed his eyes, so that he couldn't rest.

With his special physique, it is definitely quite rare to encounter such a strange encounter.

But Wei Xi who lived in the same room didn't seem to be affected at all, which made people very puzzled.

Shuo Zong frowned and thought for a long time but couldn't figure out why. He could only watch Wei Xi get up and hang the jade pendant on his pillow last night back around his neck. Wei Xi hadn't had time to put on the upper body of the T-shirt yet.

Wei Xi's hair was messy in the early morning sun, and there was still a pillow mark on his face when he just woke up. When he put on his clothes with his arms raised, his thin waist was clearly defined, which made people instantly recall It looked like it was moving unbearably in the dark the night before.

Shuo Zong: "..."

He quickly turned his eyes away and stopped looking at the jade pendant. Wei Xi once said that it was the seal of the head of the Taicang sect, and there was no evil spirit on it, so the problem would not come from here.

There was no solution to his doubts, he could only get out of bed and wash his hands, he would inevitably think of messy things when he walked into the transparent bathroom, he felt a little uncomfortable at the scene of the crime, but Wei Xi was not shy at all, stood next to his apprentice and washed his face still He turned his head and stared intently at his apprentice.

Shuo Zong bent over to wash his face, he couldn't stand being stared at by him, and was about to ask him what he wanted to do.

Wei Xi sniffed around his shoulder, and leaned over directly. Seeing his face approaching, Shuo Zong unconsciously opened his mouth and kissed him. After a few seconds of contact, he stuck into the slippery strip in his mouth. Liuliu's little tongue retracted again.

Wei Xi smashed the yang energy in his mouth: "I woke up hungry again."

This is for breakfast.

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong looked at him playing hooligan so naturally with a complex expression, he couldn't figure out how things could develop to this point.

He had never imagined such a scene before, he and Wei Xi, the two of them, would sleep together on the wide double bed one night, and stand side by side in front of the sink and kiss in the morning.

It’s just...

Just crazy.

Wei Xi didn't realize it. He probably didn't know the meaning of such behavior at all. To him, it was just a simple inhalation of yang energy. He sucked what was on his body and in his mouth, and then he left safely.

But what about yourself?

Shuo Zong looked at himself in the mirror. This was a face between a youth and a young man. His facial features could be called handsome in a broad sense. The pupils in those eyes were dark, refracted through the mirror, As if looking deeply at himself.

Last night, when he kissed that lip, when he clasped the leg that could not be dawdling beside him, for a moment he even wanted to tear off the other party's limp pajama pants.

The cold tap water in the mountains splashed on his face, he let out a long sigh of relief,

What do you do after tearing it off?

Ah.

*****

Tuanjieyi in the restaurant was arguing with Lu Wenqing: "Didn't you fucking say that you don't snore? In the end, you snored and grinded your teeth so loudly that I didn't sleep well all night!"

Lu Wenqing was also very upset: "Why do you have the face to criticize me? Do you want me to count how many farts you fart under the covers?"

Tuanjieyi: "I put it in my own bed, it's none of your business, you fell asleep and got in in the middle of the night, it can also be blamed on me? I'm still worried that you have plans for me!"

Lu Wenqing: "Bah! Faggot, stop being so self-absorbed!"

These two unlucky bastards were allocated a double bed just like Wei Xi and Shuo Zong. Thinking about the standard bathroom in the hotel, I don't know how they got here.

Kuang Zhiming and his wife brought the Taoist Master Feng of Fengnian Temple to sit beside them to discuss the night breeze in the mountains last night. When they saw Wei Xi appearing with his second apprentice, they greeted him, "Master Wei, how did you rest last night?"

Wei Xi thought for a while, recalling the wonderful experiences of last night, and replied sincerely: "Very good."

Tuanjieyi left behind Lu Wenqing, who was still scolding him for farting, and went up to greet Master, glanced at the junior next to Master, and immediately asked in surprise: "Master, what's wrong with Junior? Why is this face so early in the morning?" As if dissatisfied."

Wei Xi looked at the second disciple. Although he couldn't understand the meaning of desire and dissatisfaction, he could still see that the disciple was preoccupied and a little more depressed than before.He couldn't help but worry, could it be that he was hurt by absorbing too much yang energy?

He hesitated to answer: "Maybe last night..."

"Unity." The second apprentice suddenly interrupted him, and said coldly to Unity, "You are very curious, have you memorized "Tong Yuan Miscellaneous Curse"?"

Unity righteousness: "..."

He ran away in a desperate manner, not to be provoked.

Before running away, I couldn’t help but secretly looked back at my master, and frowned suspiciously. I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I always feel that my master’s state today looks like two extremes of his junior——with a ruddy complexion and clear eyes , in a good mood, and his limbs are stretched, and his eyes are flowing, it looks like...

It's like being very satiated afterwards.

Cough cough cough, what are you thinking about, you actually think of your own master.

Tuanjieyi hid his face in shame, thinking of Lu Wenqing's evaluation of his gayness, he became more and more ashamed to face his random brain holes.

The rest of the Taoist priests in the restaurant also noticed the group of Taicangzong. Unlike when they first entered the mountain, most of them took it seriously this time, such as the old Taoist priest from Zhimiguan.

Most of them thought at first that the three masters and apprentices were here to make soy sauce. After all, they had never heard of this Taoist temple in so many years in the local area.At present, metaphysics in the country is declining, good and evil are mixed, there are all kinds of people, these true practitioners who have passed on the mantle and managed for several lifetimes are mostly poor and low-key, far inferior to the liars who have become monks and bluffed halfway.Therefore, when I first heard that Kuang Zhiming introduced the other party as a newly established Taoist temple, and I was able to use this to receive Buddhist scriptures from Qiu Guokai's crew, I took it for granted that the other party was classified as the latter.

But after Fang Xiaojie collectively surrendered last night, no matter what, the opponent's strength definitely does not belong to the wave of bluffing and deceiving.

Everyone finally let go of their prejudices and got acquainted with each other belatedly. A Taoist priest heard that the Taicang Sect was established not long ago, and kindly asked: "Then have you joined our local Taoist Association?"

Wei Xi shook his head. He only knew about the existence of such an association from Kuang Zhiming. Thinking that his sect was indeed quite irregular, Tuanjieyi felt ashamed and said, "Isn't it still too late?"

Due to Wei Xi's means, everyone felt that the Taicang Sect should have some origins, so someone said generously: "It's okay, it's okay, after we go back, we will recommend you to join the association."

Wei Xi was a little grateful. Wei Dedao said that a major proof of a sect's strength is whether it can be recognized by other sects. Since he rebuilt the Taicang sect, he has never been able to figure out how to cut in on this point. With this person's help It will undoubtedly solve one of his major problems: "Thank you very much."

"What's the matter." The Taoist priest who spoke said with a smile, "When the time comes, Daoist Master Wei, please hand over the Taoist certificates of you and your two disciples to the Religious Affairs Bureau."

Wei Xi: "???"

Unity: "What the hell?"

The master and apprentice looked at each other, and they both saw the confusion in each other's eyes. What should I do if the sect still needs a Taoist certificate?

Shuo Zong looked at them wordlessly.

The Taoist priest who opened his mouth was stunned when he saw their performance: "...don't you have any certificates? The certificate of conversion, the certificate of crossing..."

Tuanjieyi looked at him innocently with big watery eyes.

The man was sweating wildly, and he couldn't help but asked in confusion: "Then what certificates do you have for the Taoist temple?"

The strength of the Taicang sect seems to be quite reliable, how come there is no Taoist certificate, this is not a job without a certificate.However, without a Taoist certificate, it is not impossible to use other certificates to join the association. The country's current control over this aspect is still very strict. Now that their Taoist temple has opened, the approval documents of the Religious Affairs Bureau are actually...

When he thought of this, he heard Tuanjieyi answer innocently: "Is the company's business license okay?"

Everyone: "………………"

Tuanjieyi suddenly realized that his own sect was free after taking up the post without a license, and Wei Xi couldn't figure out what was going on outside the mountain. around?The master and apprentice were at a loss for what to do for a moment, and the other people present were even more speechless than them. What is going on with this Taicang sect? …

Did you open it blindly?

Everyone can only do things together with this speechless mood.

The production team had a day off today, and they all came with Qiu Guokai. When the altar was opened, the female number two, who had been clamoring to terminate the contract before, came closer to watch the excitement, playing with the mahogany sword on the table, a little uneasy: "Can this ceremony be useful? There won’t be ghosts in the crew, right?”

Qiu Guokai had begged for this issue before, so after much deliberation, everyone still didn't tell everyone about Fang Xiaojie. Although Fang Xiaojie did not do the things that stirred up the crew, but for most ordinary actors, It's scary enough to have something like Fang Xiaojie floating around, not to mention that the actress was so frightened that she wanted to terminate the contract before, telling her wouldn't it be over.

So Qiu Guokai immediately smiled and said: "Don't think about it, it's just to get rid of bad luck. In what age, why do you still believe this?"

Hearing this, Wei Xi glanced at the female number two, who was comforted by Qiu Guokai so that her expression was much better. However, just a step away from her, Fang Xiaojie was angrily pointing at her, and the jealous expression was obvious: "You don't want to cherish such a good movie. How many times have you read the script after joining the group? Are you worthy of the salary you get? You vase! There is no connotation! You are so popular that the audience is really blind!"

The female number two didn't realize it, and after putting down the mahogany sword, she still expressed her loyalty to Qiu Guokai: "Maybe I read the script every day, and I am too deeply involved in the drama."

Fang Xiaojie: "Wow, you shameless bastard! You don't even blink when you lie!"

Wei Xi: "..."

He turned to his second apprentice and sighed, "Human beings are so complicated."

The same goes for becoming a ghost.

The second apprentice glanced at Fang Xiaojie indifferently when he heard the words, and Wei Xi saw that Fang Xiaojie, who was still yelling at the female number two, drifted away instantly as if he had seen a ghost.

Wei Xi asked suspiciously, "He seems to be afraid of you, why are you hurting him?"

The second apprentice was calm and relaxed, as if he didn't know anything: "Is there? You read it wrong."