Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

This disc was only shown for about 2 minutes, and the plot was endless. Director Wang was very dissatisfied and criticized it mercilessly.

Then the next one is slightly fuller, at least the scene is more complicated than the first one, the picture changes from a barren land to a lush forest, a dark ghost head swaying in the picture, crazily Running, and this time there are lines, it roared sternly forward while running.

The director commented: "He just ran like this alone? What's the reason? There's no logic!"

So the third disc began to have logic. A certain girl fell into the water, and then the water ghost in the water wrapped her ankles with long hair and dragged her down.

The director was still dissatisfied and heartbroken: "Oh! The plot is so simple, and horror films need sufficient content just like commercial films. The main story line, story line, and character love are indispensable. There will be no market for such boring content."

Sure enough, other elements appeared in the subsequent video discs, and the dark ghost actually started to fall in love!And a kiss scene!

Seeing the two ghosts kissing on the screen like crazy, the director jumped up and cursed: "It's too ugly! What kind of rubbish was filmed!"

Everyone who has roughly seen the problem: "..."

Wei Xi was probably the only one present who was watching with gusto, but his sight was suddenly blocked.He took off the palm of the second apprentice covering his face, and before returning to the plot of the movie, some Taoist priests present stood up and said to Qiu Guokai: "Mr. Qiu, please take the crew out first." In a while, I have something to discuss with other fellow Taoists."

Qiu Guokai also felt that these movies were ugly, but after hearing this, he cooperated with the lead director and the rest of the crew, who were still criticizing, out of the conference room. As soon as the door of the conference room was closed, the expressions of everyone in the room immediately became dignified. up.

At the same time, the picture on the projection screen also stopped. The male ghost in the camera let go, and the heroine who was kissing in his arms just now disappeared completely. It also turned its head and stared blankly. watching everything but the projection screen.

This scene was so weird that Lu Wenqing trembled all over with fright, and Tuanjieyi, who was attached to him, also felt panicked: "Master...Master, why does it seem to be able to see us..."

His master kept reminiscing about the scene just now, and had no time to pay attention to him, only his younger brother said in a deep voice: "You didn't feel wrong."

Unity: "What, what?!"

Are there ghosts in this movie?Oh my god, I can actually see ghosts in horror movies, it's just like urban ghost stories!

As soon as he finished speaking, the other Taoist priests in the conference room had already finished looking at each other. They arranged the array tacitly, pasted the eye-opening charms, and raised the magic weapon facing the curtain.

To be able to form a concrete form, this ghost has made it clear that it will not be easy to deal with.

The fight had already been laid out, and the ghost in the picture also saw everyone's intentions. Suddenly, the room was filled with a dark wind, and it also yelled angrily: "Mind your own business!"

Immediately, he swooped out to fight with the priests present.

It is powerful, has a ghostly figure, and has amazing resentment, making it very difficult to entangle.The Taoists immediately gathered in a group in a vigilant manner. The mahogany sword and the seven-treasure sword exorcism sword of each family showed their magical powers. Only the Taicang sect was empty-handed. He took out several wooden swords and stuffed them into the hands of the master and junior.

Tuanjieyi: "Master, Master, shall we also rush?"

Holding the sword, Wei Xi lacked interest. He saw that this was not a ghost anymore, and kindly said, "No, it's a good movie. I'll let him live."

Unity: "?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

The old Taoist priest who looked at Miguan from the side: "???"

I don't know if the question mark is for Fang Sheng Lu, or if the movie is good.

The ghost was outnumbered, and it had enough heart but not enough strength. It scratched the clothes on the shoulders of the old Taoist Zhimiguan with one claw, and at the same time realized that the group of Taoist priests in front of him was difficult to deal with, so he retreated and aimed at the corner The lonely Taicang Sect turned around and attacked.

Wei Xi didn't move at all, and was even a little happy: "Hey? I brought it up by myself? Disciples! There's something delicious!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

The scratched Taoist Master Zhimiguan held the wound on his shoulder, seeing this scene, he thought that everyone in the Taicang Sect had been frightened into stupidity, but he couldn't help frowning when he thought of Wei Xi's tone of letting go of ghosts just now Secretly reprimanded: "What kind of fun is there for such a small Taoist temple!"

He had heard a few stories about the origin of the Taicang sect in the hall, and he thought it was very unreliable, but now he took a closer look, and was even more dismayed: he had practiced in Zhimiguan for decades, and a sword of wisdom has been passed down for several generations. Wielding a sword can cut demons and monsters, so I dare to take it out to walk in the rivers and lakes, but the wooden swords in the hands of several people in this small Taoist temple have never been opened!

What is the difference between an unlit wooden sword and an ignorant child's toy? !What do they think of practice as a thing!What a joke!

He was so angry that he didn't know what to say, Kuang Zhiming and Daoist Feng of Fengnian Temple also noticed the change in the battle situation, turned their heads and saw that the ghost had already rushed in front of Wei Xi, and rushed up in shock: " Chief Wei!"

As soon as the words fell, Wei Xi's face was beaming with joy, and he didn't use a sword, but stretched out a hand lightly——

He grabbed the neck of the rushing ghost and slammed it towards the ground!

The ghost let out a whine like a screaming chicken after being hit, and then Wei Xi grabbed his ankle and frantically beat the ground and walls like a skipping rope.

Wei Xi also heard their shouts, turned around while whipping: "What's wrong?"

The ghost fell into his hands and was dissipated several times. He also made Tuanjieyi, who was wielding a mahogany sword, scream and stab at random, so he could only raise his hands and paw helplessly on the ground.Kuang Zhiming and Daoist Feng stopped silently, Daoist Feng was dumbfounded, but Kuang Zhiming felt that this scene seemed a little familiar...

Taoist Zhi Miguan was already confused by the scene here.

Wei Xi jumped onto the stunned ghost, immediately began to pull out his head, and at the same time called to the disciples beside him: "Come and eat!!"

Shuo Zong glanced at the people who fell into silence one after another not far away, and quickly reached out to stop him, but the ghost heard his words, felt that his neck was about to be pulled off, and was almost scared out of his wits: "I can't ah ah ah !"

Wei Xi was so greedy that he knew it wasn't a ghost, so he could only rack his brains to think of a reason: "You have plotted against the law, turned into a video, harassed the director of the film crew, and wanted to hurt people's lives. Although the movie is well shot, it is still against the law of heaven!"

Anything that goes against the law of nature can be eaten!

"I don't have one!!!" The ghost cried blindly, "I, I, I, I, I, how could I have the guts to hurt people's lives? Didn't I just see ghost movies being made here, do you want to try it out!!! !"

Everyone: "…………"

****

Its head was pulled out longer and longer, and its fighting spirit disappeared. Wei Xi was afraid that it would argue more, and just wanted to eat it quickly. Shuo Zong almost couldn't stop him, and the scene got a little out of control for a while.

Fortunately, just as he was about to speak, the jade pendant that he had been wearing on his chest suddenly started to heat up, which brought back his rationality, and he finally broke free from the state controlled by hunger.

When he regained his senses and looked again, the eyes of everyone in the audience, including the disciples around him, were quite indescribable.

After a while, he could only let go unwillingly, sat on the side, took out the jade pendant from his clothes and stroked it silently.

Wei Dedao...

His mood changed quickly, and he seemed much lower than usual, even to the point of gloomy.

Shuo Zong looked at his expression from the side, and frowned slightly.

The other priests present didn't know what to say, so they could only automatically ignore the group of people from the Taicang Sect, and took the fierce ghost to the side to ask questions, after all, they had a fight just now.

The ghost was very aggrieved by the question: "You asked me why I beat you? You interrupted my audition first, and then put on a fight to fight with me. Why did you still accuse the villain first!"

"...an audition." The Taoists said, "You are chasing after Director Wang, and you are entangled with Director Wang. Are you really trying to hurt him?"

"How is that possible! He's my idol!" the ghost said, "It's too late for me to protect him. Of course I'm hiding in the CD to use my acting skills to impress him during the interview!"

Everyone was immediately defeated by its thinking: "What can you do for an interview..."

The ghost felt a little uneasy about being underestimated: "Isn't he making ghost movies? I have life and experience, and I can write my own screenplay. My acting skills are much better than those poor actors in the crew. The second female number NG more than ten times, Why can’t I just play it if I’m still jerking and shirking responsibility so hypocritically? I don’t even use Wia, so I’m sure it’s just a matter of course, so why can’t I give myself a chance.”

It sounds quite reasonable.

Tuanjieyi felt that there was a problem: "Since you just want to fight for opportunities, why do you interfere with the daily shooting of the crew?"

Ghost: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! I won't take the blame."

Tuanjieyi: "Didn't you drive away those extras? There are also the torn clothes of the crew."

Ghost: "Am I insane? Why are you tearing up their clothes? My baby didn't even have time for such good clothes. I secretly tried them on when I was in the film and television city."

He became shy as he spoke: "It fits well, especially the male protagonist's clothes, which are tailor-made for me. Speaking of which, I even took a photo with their makeup and posted it on the official Weibo. It’s part of the cast.”

Everyone was speechless and surprised. This explained the weird incidents that the directors mentioned during filming in the film and television city, but the supernatural rumors that really made a fuss later had nothing to do with the other party?

And who did it?

The ghost probably saw that everyone didn't want to fight with him anymore, so he took the initiative to apologize to the old Taoist priest of Zhimiguan who was scratched by him: "Master, I'm sorry just now, it is very rare for Director Wang to have time to teach me. You messed up, I was really angry at the time, I saw your swords and swords, and thought you wanted to hurt me, so I fought with you."

It was rare for the old Taoist to see a ghost with such a clear mind. Although the wound was still painful, his heart was somewhat relieved.

Only when his expression softened a little, the ghost immediately found out that his skin was astonishingly thick, and he even hit the snake with a stick: "Master, if you don't get angry with me anymore, can you speak nicely for me in front of Director Wang? In other words, ask him to give me a role. I don’t ask too much, as long as I have lines! I am very capable of learning, and every time he comments on my performance, I will seriously remember it in my heart, and then correct it with my heart! "

"..." The old Taoist's face turned blue again: "Get lost!"

The ghost rolled away disheartened, and before he rolled, he still begged: "Masters, please, don't complain to Director Wang, or he will have a bad impression of me."

***

Shuo Zong was staring at the dazed Wei Xi in a daze. Out of the corner of his eye, he looked up and saw the ghost who had been chased away by many priests running to him.

He frowned even deeper. How dare this ghost come over after being beaten up like that by Wei Xi just now?

"What do you want to do?"

The ghost ignored him, and only looked at Wei Xi cautiously: "Big, master?"

Wei Xi was in a very bad mood, and when he called him back to his senses, he coldly swept away his gloomy gaze without saying a word.

Of course the ghost was afraid of him, and it trembled immediately after being stared at, but supported by courage from nowhere, it insisted on not fleeing, but tremblingly opened its mouth again: "You...you just, just now Say, is my movie good?"

Wei Xi: "?"

Shuo Zong: "?"

Wei Xi recalled for a moment, then nodded sullenly.

When the ghost got his answer, he cried out louder than when he was beaten just now, but wept with joy.So much so that it even put aside all the fear of Wei Xi, and just cried and squatted at Wei Xi's feet——

"Thank you!! You are the first person in the world to recognize my performance!!!"

Wei Xi: "?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

***

There was no need for the ghost to lie. After a little investigation, everyone knew that what it did every day was just hiding in the CD and waiting for director Wang to flop and audition.

After going through a farce and still not being able to find the real culprit of the supernatural incident on the crew, everyone present felt quite powerless, of course the group of people from the Taicang Sect was the most powerless...

As soon as Shuo Zong turned his head, he found that Wei Xi was gone, and asked Tuanjieyi, "Where's your master?"

"What do you call my master? Isn't my master your master?" Tuanyiyi corrected his junior's address seriously, and then replied, "He just left with Fang Xiaojie."

Fang Xiaojie is the name of that ghost. According to him, before his death, he was playing tricks in various film and television cities. He never became popular, and he died a pauper.Probably because of this, the obsession with wanting to be popular is too deep. After his death, his strength is very strong, and he even unlocked the skill of possessing a disc...

Really speechless ability.

Shuo Zong had a bad impression of the ghost who hugged Wei Xi's thigh and cried for a while: "What did they do?"

Tuanjieyi said: "I don't know either, but it seems that Fang Xiaojie said that he recorded a lot of scenes in private. I guess he wanted to show Master's appreciation?"

***

After Fang Xiaojie asked Wei Xi that the film he admired the most was a kiss scene, he insisted on performing it for Wei Xi again, and asked nervously after the performance, "Do you think it's okay?"

Wei Xi nodded: "Very good."

This time he can be considered to understand what the two people with entangled heads and necks were doing outside the unfinished building before. Fang Xiaojie performed very hard, and the scene of kissing the female ghost he had transformed was not at all watery. Thinking of those two tightly sucking mouths just now, Wei Xi couldn't help nodding: "You acted very meticulously."

Fang Xiaojie was moved and ashamed by Bole's appreciation, and didn't realize the meaning of his words. He thought it was boasting that he could let go of his acting, and shyly said: "How should I put it, Director Wang said that my performance lacks love elements, At first, I was embarrassed to express it. Later, I went to an interview with him and heard him tell the reporter that a good actor should devote himself wholeheartedly to art, and should not have any prejudice against the interpretation of the body and the display of the body. Prejudice, and then I was enlightened, I want to be a good actor, I must be able to act in any play!"

Wei Xi nodded half-understanding: "...showing... your body?"

I don't know if it's an illusion, but after he repeated this sentence, Fang Xiaojie's illusory face unexpectedly showed a little redness: "Yes, I also took pictures later, do you want to see it?"

***

When Wei Xi returned to the room, the second apprentice was already in the room. After opening the door for him, he asked with a serious expression, "What did you go with that Fang Xiaojie?"

Wei Xi put the disc back from Fang Xiaojie on the table: "It gave me the latest movie it made, and it is said that it has a new breakthrough in acting."

Shuo Zong: "...?"

Wei Xi asked him, "Do you want to watch it together?"

After the door was closed, only two people were left alone in the room, Shuo Zong felt a little uncomfortable.

He met Wei Xi's eyes, turned his head after a while and said, "Give it to me."

When he put the disc into the player, he glanced at it. Sure enough, it was a simple disc that he had recorded himself. There was no picture on the surface.

Wei Xi crawled onto the bed, seemingly not intending to sleep for the time being. Seeing that he had finished playing the disc, he patted the bed next to him: "Teacher, come here together."

Shuo Zong hesitated on the edge of the bed, and sat down as he said.

He was full of yang, and Wei Xi always liked to cling, so he leaned over immediately.

The room in the mountains was actually a little damp, and the air conditioner was turned on in the room, and the dampness became stuffy, and the air moisture was chaotically entangled, sticking to the body and every skin.

The air conditioner seems to be turned on a bit high.

Shuo Zong smelled a light breath floating on the tip of his nose, like some delicious fruit, or like a whole bag of chocolate or cola brought out by Wei Xi.His chin was also touched by a few strands of fluffy curly hair, which was itchy. He lowered his head and swept it away. Wei Xi's pointed nose was slightly tilted under the dim light, and his eyelashes also cast shadows on his cheeks. The heat inside has become much more subtle.

They were leaning together on an ambiguous double bed with fluffy pillows on their backs. Shuo Zong turned his eyes away and focused himself on the TV that he was reading. There's nothing wrong with putting on a bit of a bad movie to break the mood.

As soon as he thought about it, a vague groan suddenly came from the TV speaker in front of him.

Shuo Zong: "???"

He suddenly had a premonition that something seemed wrong.

In the next second, he knew where this premonition came from.

On the big screen on the wall in front of him, a frantically stirring shadow suddenly appeared. Fang Xiaojie shamelessly embraced the transformed female ghost in his arms, his expression seemed to be about to ascend to heaven.

Wei Xi stared at it for a while, only to see Fang Xiaojie on TV kept standing up and shouting. He couldn't understand it, so he could only turn to his apprentice in confusion: "Is this the new breakthrough he talked about?"

Shuo Zong: "........."

What crime have I done!