Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Tianyi's eyes were filled with promises to build socialism together!

Tan Fu really didn't dare to meet his betrayed eyes.

However, compared to his friend's complaints, he still feels that the current crisis is even more unsolvable, so he can only secretly pull up his pants, and comfort himself with the security of the newly reissued and upgraded Taicang Zongjin Card that clings to his skin—it doesn't matter, after so many years friendship, he will figure out to forgive me sooner or later.

The three-meter-high stone tablet fell outside the gate of Wei's house, and immediately attracted the attention of countless passing neighbors and members of the courtyard, and everyone ran out to look at it.The part of the neighbors who knew nothing about the changes in the Wei family said that many members saw that Wei Xi valued this stele so much, and they all congratulated him on the company's hardware upgrade.Nowadays, the members of Taicang Zong who often come to keep in good health are not only those rich ladies who play well with Shu Wanrong, but also many old men and women who have retired to the second line in the same community have begun to haunt from time to time.At the beginning, they just heard the juniors mention this place, and they came over to see the excitement, but they found that the air in the courtyard of Wei’s house was really good, so after Beijing’s winter, the air quality dropped. I am willing to come and sit if I have nothing to do.

Wei Xi was in a good mood when he heard Dao Xi, and praised Tan Fu: "We still have to thank the believers for their piety."

Believers……

The old men, old ladies and ladies couldn't help sweating when they heard this word. They used to regard this place more as a leisure and entertainment place, and they didn't have much awe in their hearts. Wei Xi's answer probably made them feel uncomfortable for the first time. I realized that the business scope of the Taicang Zong Company's business seemed a little mysterious.

But not everyone was so surprised by this. After all, it was not true that the Taicang Sect had no followers at all. Zhao Liang next door, who had previously relied on socialism to get out of the ghost wall, felt enlightened after hearing this.The ghost hit the wall incident frightened him a lot, and he has been holding "An Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism" since then. Needless to say, he has been full of confidence since then, and has never encountered these strange encounters again.At this moment, he walked around the stele, unable to figure out what else he could do. Then he thought that Weixi's place is similar to a Taoist temple: "Xiaoxi, do you still lack incense burners? Shall I donate one to you too?"

incense burner!

Wei Tianyi's head went dizzy and he almost fainted.

The rest of the Wei family looked blankly at the side, except Wei Chengshu was different. He witnessed that the wooden plaque that was cleaned in the morning was removed from the big iron gate of the yard by Tuanyiyi, and he was in a daze for a while. Think, have you been freed?

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Wei Xi chatted privately with the believers who were willing to donate. Unite Yi thought that this was really a good idea, so he took a photo of the stele with his mobile phone, and then logged on to Weibo to post it.

The daily maintenance of the company's publicity is also very important.

Wei Xi's Weibo fans have grown steadily since the fan Xiaoyu won the big prize, and the Weibo promotional Weibo of the sect has been retweeted over ten thousand.At the beginning, Heizi sneered at this event, but I don’t know if it was a coincidence, some of the fans who reposted it actually met some good things after that, so at this time, the comment area of ​​the Weibo that called the blessing curse The original content of the fight has already been covered, and the top has replaced many vows and wishes——

[Oh my god, after reposting, I actually hit a 500 yuan coupon for shopping in the mall and smashing the golden egg! 】

[Although I didn't win the lottery, my male god took the initiative to poke me to chat! 】

[Passed the second and third supplementary exams, thank you master, woo woo woo woo woo...]

[Ah ah ah master saw me!Master bless me to succeed in the interview this afternoon! ! ! 】

Wei Xi's original fan was stunned by these pious comments - what the hell are they called?Does anyone still remember that this was supposed to be the weibo of an [-]th line celebrity?

Probably the reason for the long-term apprenticeship was written in that Weibo. In addition to the comment area and the forwarding list, someone called Master, and someone in the private message list actually sent their personal introduction, but the few apprentices The application seems more or less a bit of a joke.In addition, there are many other types of private messages. Those who send photos to ask for a good look, those who ask whether they should divorce their husbands, fans who hug and hold high, and Heizi who question Wei's suits, ask for marketing , because some of them also forwarded the blessing spell, but nothing good happened at all.

When Tuanjieyi saw this, he recalled the fear of being ridiculed by his younger brother for not being good at skills, and turned into anger to save his respect. It was because you were not pious enough when you forwarded it!

No matter how speechless the black fan who was sprayed back was, Tuanyiyi immediately uploaded the photo of the stone tablet of the sect, and edited the Weibo of the lucky draw that he had thought about before, and sent it out. I bought hundreds of pure heart talismans, and I still have to deal with these talisman papers quickly, so how can I waste them at home.Part of it will be used as a prize for forwarding in the lottery.

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When Wei Xi took his apprentices and the new gold card member Tan Fu downstairs to his house, he accidentally bumped into Lu Wenqing, who was accompanied by a young man and a woman holding magic weapons.

When the two parties met each other, they paused for a moment. Seeing Tan Fu's expression, the person in charge of the community property immediately came forward to explain: "Mr. Tan, after we received your complaint, we immediately dispatched security to check the safety of the entire building. I didn’t find the 38th floor you mentioned and the mental patient who tried to attack you, but in order to protect the rights and interests of the owners, I decided to invite someone to come and take a look, at least to let you live here with peace of mind.”

In fact, things are far from as simple as he said. At the beginning, the property management team thought that Tan Fu must have mental problems. They have worked here for so many years. How did they hear that this building has a 38th floor?Even if he misread the floor and went up to the top floor, the residents on the top floor are not young men, but an old couple over [-] years old.

Therefore, they didn't take Tan Fu's complaints seriously at first, but they found something was wrong when they checked the surveillance video routinely.When Tan Fu went home and took the elevator upstairs that night, there was an abnormal pause in the middle, but the picture in the surveillance was different from what Tan Fu said when he reached the 38th floor. In the middle of the 36th and 37th floors, the elevator door opened as usual after stopping.

The dark elevator shaft outside could be vaguely seen in the surveillance, but Tan Fu in the screen didn't seem to notice anything, and was about to walk outside.

Although he didn't know why he stopped afterwards, this behavior still terrified the monitoring staff, after all, he was only about to step out.

That's a height of more than 30 floors. Falling down is not just a brain burst?

Then the development was even more bizarre. Not long after he stopped, he started talking to the outside of the elevator, as if someone outside was communicating with him. Not long after, he sat down on the ground again, and his face was restored to normal with horror. Elevator to the lobby.It was as if he was really frightened by the person outside.

But how could there be someone in the elevator shaft?Is it possible that the opponent can fly?

However, Tan Fu's series of performances were rational and calm, and he even tried to seek help from the outside world, but he really didn't look like he was having a hallucination. Coupled with such a coincidental and weird elevator failure, the property manager immediately had a splitting headache——in his own community It's not really haunted, is it?Regardless of whether it is true or not, these bizarre urban rumors are what netizens like to watch the most. Once this story is spread, their community will not be able to clean it up by jumping into the Yellow River.

So after the meeting, they immediately visited a well-known Taoist temple in Beijing to ask someone to solve the problem.

The person in charge wanted to introduce both parties, so Lu Wenqing smiled and said, "No need, everyone knows each other."

He went up to say hello to Wei Xi, and introduced the couple beside him: "Wei Xi, this is Kuang Zhiming, and this is Xu Xiaofeng. They are the person in charge of Liandu Temple. Shan’s friends. This time I’ll come with them to check the situation. Why are you here?”

Wei Xi said: "This Mr. Tan who had an accident has just become a member of our Taicang sect. I will come back with him to solve the problem."

The Taoist couple nodded politely at first, but when they heard that he was also here to do the practice, their eyes became a little strange again. Unity Yi met their suspicious eyes and expressed his understanding in his heart. Look at the couple when they came out to work. He was wearing a cassock and carrying a compass instrument. He looked so professional, but he only had a small schoolbag stuffed with snacks and napkins.

Kuang Zhiming looked quite bookish, holding a compass in his hand, and he looked like a Taoist priest. He hesitated after listening to Lu Wenqing's introduction, and asked curiously: "Is the Taicang School a newly opened Taoist temple in the local area? Haven't been in contact."

The domestic religious circle is not too big, and his Liandu Temple is well-known in the local area. He has participated in a lot of Fahui Zen meetings, and he has never heard of a Taoist temple called Taicangzong, but Wei Xi doesn't look like that. Too much like a monk.

Wei Xi's eldest apprentice hurried forward to hand over the business card to the industry leader: "Just kidding, our company is indeed a new one, and the scope of business is relatively complicated. Please take care of us in the future."

public...company...

Kuang Zhiming glanced at the various business items on the business card, and didn't know what to say for a while, so the tall man who handed the business card took out his mobile phone and asked, "Master, do you have an official blog?" ? Can I have a mutual relationship with you? Let’s promote each other in the future.”

Official blog... publicity...

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were silent, looking as if they had been fooled by the question.

Tuanjieyi didn't get a response, so he ran back to his master sullenly, thinking that no matter what line of industry bigwigs are in the industry, they are very proud.

Kuang Zhiming over there was dumbfounded for a while, and he didn't know what to say when he came back to his senses, so he said loudly: "Since we are all here, Mr. Tan will take us to the scene to see."

Tuanyi resented that he was so arrogant and didn't add his Weibo, so he quietly followed his master and said, "Master, isn't he a Taoist? Why don't monks abide by the rules and regulations at all? After I joined the sect, I didn't even look for love. , he actually married his wife openly."

Kuang Zhiming heard it, and just as he was about to explain, he heard another handsome young man behind Wei Xi answer coldly: "Shut up, each sect is different, who told you that you can't get married if you practice cultivation?"

"Oh?" Tuanjieyi looked at Weixi in confusion, "What about our sect? Can we find a wife?"

Wei Xi was stunned by the question, and only then did he realize that he hadn't set the discipline of his sect yet, but the larger sects seem to have stricter requirements... But before he could answer, the second disciple had already replaced him. He said, "Who has time to watch you."

Wei Xi looked back at his second apprentice, met the other's obviously unwilling to shake his eyes, hesitated for a while, and then retreated: "Forget it, let you find it."

As far as these two apprentices are holding in the palm of your hand, don't be too restrained.

Lu Wenqing also joined in after hearing their topic: "It is true that their sect can marry and have children, and it does not affect their practice. After they got married, their progress has been much greater than before."

After listening to this, Tuanjieyi laughed obscenely: "Really? Could it be because of... what?"

Wei Xi: "What?"

Tuanjieyi shyly said: "Oh, master, you are really serious, what else can you do, just double cultivation."

Wei Xi still didn't understand: "What is double cultivation?"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Kuang Zhiming's ears turned red, and he dragged his wife forward quickly.Tuanjieyi looked at his master in disbelief: "No way, master, don't you really know? You are already in your 20s, have you never been in a relationship—"

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly staggered and threw himself vertically towards the ground, falling flat on his back.

Tuanjieyi struggled to get up, with two tubes of nosebleeds hanging on his face, while wiping, he turned his head blankly to look at the place he had just walked, but couldn't find what tripped him up.

Wei Xi didn't get an answer, so he simply looked up at his second disciple: "What is double cultivation?"

The second apprentice was silent for a while, and stretched out a hand to cover his face, firmly blocking his eyes full of curiosity——

"It's a bad thing."

The author has something to say: Small theater one——Wei Chengshu stared at the removed signboard in a daze: "I... am I free?"

Small Theater [-]——One day, the second apprentice looked at the master hesitantly: "..."

Wei Xi: "No, it's a bad thing."