Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Tianyi was furious: "One by one, it's getting more and more outrageous!"

The well-behaved Shu Wanrong has become a pig teammate!

To be honest, Wei Tianyi really wanted to lose his temper, and his face immediately became very bad after hearing Butler Zhou's answer.

But he has always wanted to save face, and he has a calm appearance on the outside, and now the women sitting in the yard are all famous figures in the surrounding circle, and there are even some neighbors in the same community. No matter how angry he is, it is impossible to get angry in front of these people, so he also I can only desperately call myself to hold back.

The woman's talking and laughing from the yard shook his mind to the point of collapse. Wei Tianyi's face was sombre, and he said a bunch of idiots. He lost his mind when he heard the words "health club".With Wei Xi's current virtue, it's not bad if he doesn't beat others. What kind of body can he provide for others?Only full-time housewives like Shu Wanrong who are stupid and have a lot of money, who stay at home every day with nothing to do and short-sightedness, will believe his nonsense.

At this moment, there was a sudden creak behind him, and the courtyard gate that hadn't closed in time was pushed open.

Wei Tianyi looked back, and immediately changed his mood and greeted the visitor: "Mr. Liu, Mr. Wang, Mr. Zheng, why are you?"

The few men standing outside are all friends of his who have contacts in business, each of them has extraordinary wealth and is quite famous in their professional fields.

The bosses seemed to have just got off work, and they hadn't had time to change into the suits they were wearing. Seeing that he was also very happy, Mr. Liu responded with a smile: "Oh, Mr. Wei, are you at home too?"

Hearing this, Wei Tianyi felt something was wrong: "Aren't you here to look for me?"

Mr. Liu laughed: "No, no, how can you bother me after work? My wife and I just bought memberships in your Taicangzong Health Club, and we just came here to take care of it."

Wei Tianyi: "..."

***

Wei Tianyi's mentality immediately collapsed. He refused to talk to Wei Xi for several days, and even packed up his things and moved to a house in the city for a few days.As a result, in those few days, he didn't know if he had accepted the bed, stared at the ceiling above his head every night, and when he got home, he fell asleep on the pillow for no reason. The quality of sleep was better than the sum of the previous decades.As a result, he felt more and more unworthy, and had to forcefully stay home in order to sleep well, but he still resisted, such as setting the alarm clock every day, packing up his things and running out angrily before dawn Go to work and try not to meet with family members.

Let these bastards reflect on themselves!

But his resistance can't change anything at all. The leisure club at home is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more customers.

Taicangzong also gradually gained some fame in the surrounding circles. After all, this company finally has a product for sale. Unlike the previous rituals that Xuanzhi didn't know the truth of, the effect of the scorpion plant can be seen by the naked eye.Even people who don't believe in ghosts and gossip at all can have a good dream and sleep peacefully by putting one next to the bedside pillow.Business people, who doesn't carry some pressure?Especially when people are middle-aged, despite the dazzling scenery on the outside, privately, the company’s development and family are not going well, and their own mid-life crisis is a lot of trouble. It’s not uncommon for people to be so stressed that they can’t sleep.As a result, the sales of fenugreek plants doubled rapidly, and many people not only bought them for their own use, but also gave them to relatives and friends they had made friends with.

The income and expenditure of the sect finally became much better, but Tuanjieyi still felt dissatisfied.

So he held the account book and went to slander Master again: "Master, Zhihu said that if a company wants to continue to develop, it cannot satisfy the immediate achievements. It must always reform and innovate, while maintaining the existing advantages, so that customers will be satisfied." Adhesiveness and freshness from time to time are our way of development."

Wei Xi gnawed on the chocolate, the sect finally had the money to buy him snacks, it really felt good to be rich.

While dealing with his worldly business, the second apprentice looked back coolly at his nominal senior brother. Hearing the noise coming from the yard, he wished he could kick this troublemaker who didn't know Wei Xi's danger at all. go out.

However, the treacherous officials were in power, their hearts were not old, and the stupid head was obsessed with snacks. He leaned on the second apprentice and nodded in agreement: "You are right."

Tuanyiyi immediately got excited: "Then master, tell me, besides the herb, is there any new product that our sect can develop?"

Wei Xi was already stupid, so he stopped him when he asked him a question. He opened his mouth and thought for a long time, but when he realized that the chocolate in his hand was about to melt, he took a quick bite and said slowly, "How about we Plant some more stalks? The old man said that splitting this thing and eating it after drying can kill any living thing instantly. So I was afraid that Mike would eat it randomly, so I didn’t plant it specially.”

Unity: "...??"

Wei Xi: "Don't you have many competitors in business? They should need this very much, and they can grow a lot in one crop, which is convenient and profitable."

Unity: "..."

Tuanjieyi glanced at his junior brother sweating profusely, and saw that his junior brother seemed to be unable to bear it anymore. He interrupted Wei Xi's plan with a stern face, and commanded Tuanjieyi to say: "You ask someone to pick off the leaves of the nettle tree, like They are fried like tea leaves and then soaked in water for sale, this stuff has a special aroma after being fried and can heal the body.”

It was only then that Tuanyiyi was amnestied, and after asking about Xingtang's appearance, he ran away in a hurry, always feeling that Master sometimes seemed quite scary.

As soon as he left, Shuo Zong put down his work and turned to stare at Wei Xi seriously.

The second apprentice had a strong yang energy, and Wei Xi was very clingy, and even leaned on each other to secretly suck a few mouthfuls while eating chocolate.Now when the other party turned around, he followed suit, sat upright and saw his apprentice staring at him, thought for a while, and looked at the snack in his hand for no reason: "Tuer, do you want it too?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong was silent for a while, took a bite of the chocolate he brought to his mouth meaningfully, and turned his anger elsewhere: "Jiejieyi just idles around all day, so he knows how to make trouble!"

Although Wei Xi didn't understand what Tuanjieyi was making trouble for, but he had always doted on this yang-spirited apprentice, so he found a new position to rest on his lap: "Yes."

Shuo Zong looked down at him, his complexion finally turned a little better, looking out the window, he had already greeted Steward Zhou and others to start picking Xingtang, and said: "It's time to teach him some Taoism, so that he has something to do."

Tuanyiyi, who was working in the yard, didn't know that he was about to struggle in the sea of ​​problems. He shivered inexplicably. After beating, he gathered up his coat, carefully picked a leaf of nettle tree, and put it in a small bamboo basket .

The guests who were chatting in the yard were very curious when they saw the actions of him, Steward Zhou and others: "What are you doing?"

Tuanyiyi is very entrepreneurial, and he is always immersed in sales. He immediately replied: "This is a new product developed by my master. After it is made, it can be brewed like tea. It tastes very good and is good for the body. Membership card You can get a [-]% discount on purchases, do you want to buy a little and try it out?"

Everyone looked at the leaves he picked, and felt that there was nothing magical about them, so there were not many people interested, but Mrs. Liu said: "The new product must be appreciated, give me a copy."

Husband Liu Wen's severe insomnia was cured by Taicang Zong's herb. Perhaps because of enough sleep, even the more silent and melancholy temperament over the years has changed, and the atmosphere of the whole family has taken on a new look.She is very grateful to Taicangzong now, so what's the point of buying some tea?

Wei Xi is now handing over the work of signing the bill to Shu Wanrong, who has made great contributions. Shu Wanrong still feels that the reality is psychedelic, and she tries to struggle: "Do you want to think about it... don't say anything else, this The tea tree grows so fast, don't you think something is wrong?"

She looked at the row of saplings not far away that had grown to the height of her crotch, and her eyes were a little surprised. They were only a little small when they were planted some time ago.

As soon as she said this, the sisters at the table waved their hands: "Why are you so stupid, the mud your son sprinkled into it is the mud from the Himalayas, Mrs. Zheng's hair can grow out, why can't the tree grow fast Clicked."

Shu Wanrong: "..."

But having said that, due to the price factor, the customers present are still not very interested in the new tea product of Taicangzong.As for tea, let’s not talk about the fact that these wives usually drink coffee to catch up with the trend, let’s talk about tea, which family doesn’t have a few taels of Longjing Biluo Dahongpao?No matter how good Weixi's place is, how can it be better than these treasures?

Before Xuntang fully grown, Tuanyiyi didn't have much harvest. After confirming that there was only one customer who bought it, he went in with a little bit in the basket.To tell the truth, his black-hearted sales are black-hearted sales, and he is also muttering in his heart, the leaves of nettang look a bit like willow leaves, they look very ordinary, except that they are extra green, and they can't even smell the smell when they are brought up to the nose. As far as this thing is concerned, he really doesn't have the confidence to become the main product of his own sect like Zhu Zhu.

Steward Zhou also heard him mention a few times when picking the leaves just now. He knew that the leaves would have to be made after they were picked. Thinking of the price quoted by Tuanyiyi just now, he felt that this thing was probably quite precious, so he was a little cautious: "Mr. Tuan, tea leaves If it needs to be roasted, should I ask someone to buy some tea roasting equipment immediately?"

Tuanjieyi was interrupted from thinking, but he still felt that he had no idea, his eyes wandered around the kitchen, and he waved his hands eloquently: "No need, just find a cooking pot and wash it for me."

Butler Zhou: "..."

"That's right." Tuanjieyi raised his head and asked solemnly, "I don't know how to stir-fry tea either, so I don't need to use my hands. Could you please find me another spatula?"

Butler Zhou: "..."

Immediately afterwards, I saw him skillfully turn on the fire and put the basket of leaves into the pot, and use the spatula to stir it back and forth like scrambled eggs.

Steward Zhou thinks that the whole person is not good. If he accepts such expensive tea, the production process will be a little too casual!

However, what he didn't expect was that while the eggs of Tuanjieyi were being fried, an unheard-of fragrance actually slowly came out from the messy pot, which shocked him.

As the frying time passed, Xingtang became more and more dry, and this wonderful fragrance became stronger and more mellow, gradually drifting out of the kitchen and into the yard.

The voices of the ladies talking and laughing in the yard gradually disappeared, and many people began to look at each other as if nothing, and asked, "Where does the smell come from?"

This aroma is really very soothing, just like being in those famous natural oxygen bars, people can't help stretching their spirits and intoxicating them.

"Wanrong." Someone finally found the source and shook Shu Wanrong who also had a strange face, "It seems to have come from your family."

Before Shu Wanrong could react, the door of the house was opened from the inside, and the fragrance suddenly became stronger with the opening of the door, making everyone stand up involuntarily.They looked back and saw Tuanjieyi coming out of the house with a smile and carrying a small paper bag, which seemed to be the source of the wonderful fragrance.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. The production process of this tea is relatively complicated, so it has been delayed for a while." Tuanjieyi handed the paper bag to Mrs. Liu, and said at the same time, "I just weighed it, and there are about sixty Ke, do you want all of them? Or buy some to try first?"

Holding the fragrant bag, Mrs. Liu seemed to be stunned. Before she could answer, the little sister interrupted and asked, "Little, Xiaotuan, is there any extra tea? It tastes so good. It smells good, fry me up too."

Unexpectedly, Tuanjieyi looked at the small tree after listening to it, and replied regretfully: "I'm sorry, because this is a new product, and the tree hasn't grown well yet. I'm just trying to make it now. There is nothing extra. It's just for now." For the ones in Mrs. Liu's hands, other official sales may have to wait for a while."

The scene was silent for a while, and then several eyes slowly fell on the paper bag in Mrs. Liu's hand.

Liu Taiping tightly held the paper bag in his hand, turned around and walked towards the door: "...I still have something to do at home, you guys talk, let's go first."

Shu Wanrong: "..."

All the sisters at the same table chased her out. She sat in the empty yard with a dull expression for a while, then got up and went back to the villa without a word. As soon as she entered the room, she saw Unity Yi, who was in the kitchen practicing shaking pots and shovels. .

Are you all crazy?

Unprecedented, at this moment, she misses the normal and peaceful life she once had.

***

But unbeknownst to her, the senior disciple of the Taicang Sect who fired the first pot of new stainless-steel tea leaves was actually not going well.

Before he even had time to figure out how much he had earned from the account, he was carried to the study by his master and younger brother, and told him a notice that he didn't know whether it was good news or bad news.

Master, finally decided to teach him his skills.

Unity was simply delighted at first.To be honest, since the apprenticeship ceremony, except for enslaving him to work and taking him to witness various scenes of catching ghosts and eating ghosts every day, the master has never mentioned the matter of going to class, which actually makes him quite uneasy.Apart from stealing, cheating, and begging in the street, he doesn't know other survival skills at all, and he has been following his master with trepidation all the time, especially when he has a second younger brother who is beautiful and capable, which makes him even more useless as a senior brother Extremely.

So when he heard the news, he was moved to tears: "Master, what do you want to teach me? I will study hard and never let you down!"

Seeing his disciple being so diligent, Wei Xi couldn't help but patted his overly big head in relief: "Then I'll teach you how to draw spells first."

Thinking of Master's ability, Tuanyiyi asked enthusiastically, "Okay! Master, what principle shall we learn first?"

I heard Wei Xi answer naturally: "Huh? What is the principle? There is no principle. You can paint as you want."

When Tuanjieyi heard the words, his excitement cooled down a bit, and he felt something was wrong. Is this how he learned spells?I always feel that it seems a bit simple and rude, and there is no charter.

Soon he knew that his guess was correct, because the master who had been gentle and kind to him began to beat people.

***

The table was covered with messy yellow paper, and a pool of bright red cinnabar was in the corner.

"Stupid! Why are you so incomprehensible!" With a slap on the head, Tuanjieyi covered his head tearfully, and after seeing the master scolding himself angrily, he took a pen and dipped it in cinnabar ink, and took out a A piece of yellow paper, swiping the pen in one go, and then angrily smashed the completed spell at the face, "Just draw it like this! How can you not learn such a simple blessing spell? Are you serious about learning it?"

Tuanjieyi stared at the gaudy heavenly book and felt wronged: "Master, I am really serious, but you have to tell me what this symbol means, why are this dot and this frame here!"

"Of course it should be here! There are so many whys!"

Wei Xi taught so much that he wanted to clean up the house, why is the big apprentice so stupid, why do he even ask these small questions?Isn't the symbol drawn according to the desired effect?What he knew from birth, this idiot has been learning for so long and can't learn it.

During the speech, he made a mistake in drawing unity again, Wei Xi was so angry that he slapped him on the head several times, this is not enlightened!If it wasn't for the apprentice he had accepted, he was so stupid, he would have swallowed it in one gulp.

Tuanjieyi cried: "It's too difficult! How can I learn this well!"

Wei Xi looked at him with hatred, and summoned the second disciple who was quietly watching: "Lu Que! Come here! Show him the painting!"

Tuanjieyi saw his junior brother standing out silently, picked up a pen, and drew a perfect spell calmly.

Wei Xi really wanted to find a stick to hit the big apprentice's elm head at this moment: "Look at your junior brother! Look at your junior brother! It's such a simple thing!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong pinched his eyebrows, he was not very happy to be praised, it was the first time he saw someone teaching his disciples like this.He couldn't bear it anymore and stopped Wei Xi who was furious: "...is there no enlightenment method in the teacher's school?"

"Why are you looking at that!" Wei Xi was furious, "Shouldn't you be born with spells? How did you learn it!"

"..." Shuo Zong said dryly, "Natural."

Wei Xi: "That's it! Your brother is an idiot!"

Shuo Zong felt really tired, and gave up explaining to Wei Xi the difference between human beings and him: "...Since you know he is stupid, it's okay. Idiots need to read books first to learn spells."

Tuanjieyi burst into tears and said to himself that I am really an idiot.

Wei Xi felt that the second apprentice's words seemed reasonable, but he couldn't help but get even more angry. Seriously, he thought the eldest apprentice was a smart person, but it turned out that he accepted such a stupid person for the first time after leaving the mountain!

***

However, Wei Xi didn't know where he could get enlightenment books. Fortunately, his second apprentice was very resourceful. After going out for a trip, he brought back a stack of books that was as tall as a man.

Wei Xi really didn't want to teach idiots anymore, and the responsibility of enlightenment was naturally passed on to the second apprentice. Tuanjieyi saw that his junior had randomly picked up a brick-thick book and threw it to him, and said coldly: "You should start with me within a month." Memorize this book, and learn about spells after memorizing it.”

Tuanjieyi was confused when he saw the "Book of Changes", and after opening it, he was even more confused. Why can't he understand a single sentence?

"One...one month, memorize this book?" Tuanjieyi asked his junior brother exhaustedly, "Are you serious?"

Seeing the younger brother looking at him calmly: "Then why don't you learn spells from him first?"

Tuanjieyi clutched his head, which was so painfully beaten by the master, and after serious consideration for a long time, he decided to save his life with aggrievedness: "...No, I think I'd better recite the book first."

This Book of Changes almost killed Tuanjieyi. He was dizzy from memorizing it, and he only had time to catch his breath in occasional gaps. He was full of enthusiasm for everything except studying for a while. Be more and more active.

Fortunately, at this time, a pair of unexpected visitors finally appeared outside Wei's house.