Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Tianyi's fainting caused chaos in the Wei family.

Zhao Liang shook it beside him for a long time but it didn't work. Butler Zhou was even more anxious, and yelled at the nannies at home to help call an ambulance.

Wei Xi finally passed the latest level of the game, and came slowly amidst the noise, just sweeping casually, swinging his arms and punching him twice.

Everyone: "..."

Five minutes later, Wei Tianyi sat expressionlessly on his sofa with his two black eye sockets on his face, and housekeeper Zhou cautiously held a boiled egg and gave him hot compresses.

The atmosphere was awkward, and Wei Xi comforted them: "Don't worry, it's just that the Qi and blood are not smooth, he is healthy and long-lived."

But for some reason, Wei Tianyi didn't look happy when he heard such auspicious words, two veins even popped out on his forehead.Steward Zhou kept silent, Wei Chengshu, the second youngest of the Wei family, looked at his elder brother silently for a long while, and then got up to find a bucket and went out to wipe the plaque.

This home is truly unbearable for a second.

Zhao Liang also felt that something was wrong, but now he was wearing a fan filter, no matter how he looked at Wei Xi's eyes with soft light, the praise was also very sincere: "It's amazing, the master's shot is really extraordinary, look at the eye circles , how well-proportioned it is, both sides are equally round.”

Wei Tianyi: "........."

***

But no matter what, the demolition of the signboard was a waste of time. The opening of Taicangzong was imperative. The big client Zhao Liang not only made up a thank-you fee, but also sent two flower baskets afterwards.

With his unremitting publicity, the circle of friends soon knew that the eldest son of the Wei family had opened a company called Taicangzong, and the business scope of the company was still very mysterious.In the beginning, everyone talked about it as a joke, but the trend of the fun gradually became strange, and some people began to speculate whether the kid from the Wei family had some kind of adventure during the few months when he was away.

Because another boss surnamed Lin who also belongs to the business district of Beijing came back from his hometown Fengyang Town, and at the same time brought back a piece of news that caused a lot of discussion in the far south.

The main news is that there are too many people in the scenic spots during the [-] holiday. Travelers are advised to guard against arrogance and impetuosity and not to argue and conflict because of temporary anger on the beautiful road.This kind of news happens every long holiday, and there is really nothing attractive in the subject matter, but the person involved in the news swore that he had been squeezed off the cliff at that time, but was saved by a talisman given by a master he met by chance return.

The reporter was very capable of doing things, and even interviewed the security guard of the scenic spot at that time, but unexpectedly got another big tip from the security guard.It is said that the security captain who was on duty at the scenic spot had a conflict with this young man on his front foot, and his back foot was in bad luck. Not only did he go to the hospital, but his wife divorced him. He was also reported anonymously these days. Passengers who lost their tickets filled their pockets, so the scenic spot is considering dismissing him at another time.

In the video, the family of the female stall owner who bought cakes cried in front of the camera and thanked the unknown benefactor. The little security guard also spoke in awe when he was interviewed.The sect of Taicang Sect was repeatedly mentioned during the interview process, coupled with such a background story that is difficult to explain with common sense, it can really be said that it is quite inconsistent with the core values ​​of socialism, and only small local TV stations dare to rely on censorship. Yan Casually broadcast.

Quite a few of the comments below are from local netizens. In the hot comments, some people who don’t believe it sneered: “What the hell is the Taicang sect? The most famous place in our Fengyang town is obviously the mountain temple, okay? I’m still looking to save people. A few security guards told stories that were true, XX TV station really didn’t even want face for eyeballs. Reported.”

Immediately there was an insider retort: ​​"You know what the hell upstairs, do you have any evidence for people telling stories? The security guard mentioned in the news is my neighbor next door. His house has really become a mess these days. He My wife has already brought her family and son to file a lawsuit with him to divide the real estate. Well, tell me that this bitch man should have been unlucky. He came home drunk every day and beat his wife and son. The neighbors in our building saw him drove off."

From this comment down, locals have come forward to prove that the story in the news is not made up.

Xing Kai closed this official account with a complicated expression, glanced at the familiar retweeter profile picture on the left, and the friend who watched the news with him looked confused: "Wei Xi has lost his job now, and switched careers to start the Internet marketing?"

Another friend was a little scared: "I don't think so. If it's really online marketing, it's okay to hire a countryman as a babysitter. What's going on with Lin Hanyang? I heard that he has been very lucky recently. He just returned home. Beijing even signed two big deals that had been discussed for a long time before.”

After the man finished speaking, he looked at Xing Kai worriedly: "Brother Kai, I think it's a bit mysterious. You see, Wei Xi hasn't contacted you for so many days when he returned to Beijing this time. Does he know what we did? ah?"

Xing Kai gritted his teeth: "Impossible. He and Ruan Shixing were both drunk at the time. We just played Truth or Dare and took a photo from an angle. We didn't do it ourselves. Who would have guessed that we took it? You didn't How did Ruan Shixing scold him in front of us a few days ago? Ruan Shixing couldn't even guess it, so where did he guess it?"

But the man was still worried: "What if? Ruan Shixing cursed people because he thought Wei Xi had a crush on him, but Wei Xi, who has a crush on him, must know it in his own mind!"

After finishing speaking, he complained dejectedly: "Tell me that things shouldn't be done so badly. Your cousin doesn't want to marry so that she can make trouble with the family? You have to hang her for so many years, and then do something like this to make yourself It's really too much to justify the divorce. Wei Xi likes her so much, can he escort her to the Civil Affairs Bureau? Is it necessary to drive her to a dead end?"

Xing Kai interrupted him: "You know what! This marriage was decided by Wei Xi's mother when she was alive. If you think Wang Yue doesn't want to marry, you can not marry? What's more, you really think Wei Xi likes her so much ?”

The man was stunned, with a look of disbelief on his face: "That's not called liking? Wei Xi is like a grandson in front of your cousin, so he almost praised her to the sky, okay?"

Xing Kai's face was gloomy when he heard this: "He is aiming at Wang Yue's family's money! It is impossible to inherit the property of Wei's family, so he must grab a rich wife. If Wang Yue didn't happen to find out that his father didn't take it seriously at all. He, I'm afraid he is still kept in the dark."

After he finished speaking, there was silence in the car, and several friends had different expressions.

Xing Kai didn't care what they thought, after a moment of silence, he raised his hand and started the car.Although he said it with confidence, he was still somewhat worried, so after much deliberation, he decided to go to the bottom of it himself.

***

The Wei family, the second young master of the Wei family had already polished the signboard so that it was shiny. When he heard the siren behind him, he turned around and saw his mother's incredible expression.

Wei Chengshu looked down at the bucket and rag in his hand, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he looked at his mother gloomyly: "Mom."

Shu Wanrong saw such a puzzling scene just after returning home from a trip. After parking the car, she was still a little dazed. She ran to the door and looked at the hanging sign: "Isn't this the door of the room at home?"

Wei Chengshu looked at the door with the same color and shape as his own room, fell silent again, and said briefly after a long while: "This is a plaque."

Three question marks appeared on Shu Wanrong's head: "What?"

Wei Chengshu explained a little more plumply this time: "Brother's plaque."

The three question marks on Shu Wanrong's head suddenly turned into a hundred, but her son acted like you don't want to say anything, no matter how doubtful she was, she could only hold back most of the questions, and chose a simpler one. "Isn't this nonsense? What about your dad? Does your dad care about him?"

This question is logically easy to answer, but when Wei Chengshu heard it, his expression became even more strange. He glanced at her and silently entered the house with the small tin bucket.

Shu Wanrong couldn't figure out her son who was like a wild horse, and only let Wei Xi act like this when her irritable husband was probably not at home. Who would have thought that as soon as she entered the house, she saw Wei Tianyi sitting on the sofa and reading a newspaper? .

Wei Tianyi raised his head and glanced at her when he heard the movement: "Are you back?"

"Ah." Shu Wanrong was about to ask about the signboard, but was immediately drawn to another matter, "What time is it, what kind of sunglasses are you wearing at home?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

He shook the newspaper: "There are so many problems."

Shu Wanrong keenly felt that something was wrong and couldn't explain it, she frowned suspiciously, when she heard a faint movement, she looked up and saw Wei Xi walking down the stairs slowly.

Wei Xi was dressed very badly, she couldn't see the well-behaved and serious appearance of the past at all, and she walked casually, holding a mobile phone in her hand and playing games with her head down. Recognizing him instantly, he smiled and called him, "Xiaoxi!"

Wei Xi looked up at her as expected, but that gaze only lasted for about half a second, then he hummed and turned his head to the other side of the stairs: "Is the meal ready?"

Shu Wanrong was stunned by his inattentiveness on the spot. Although their relationship was stiff and alienated in memory, on the surface they were always getting along. Wei Xi's family and others had always shown respect to her, no matter how dissatisfied they were. I dare not show it in front of my father.

But Shu Wanrong turned her head to look at her husband, only to find that her husband was still reading the newspaper, he was so absorbed in himself that he didn't intend to express his opinion at all.

She was a little overwhelmed, so she just smiled and changed the topic: "You child, you have been away for such a long time without contacting the family. It's too nonsense. Don't know if we will worry?"

Hearing this, Wei Xi finally stopped, looked at her and said——

"Well...you came back just in time."

Shu Wanrong keenly noticed that her husband and son looked up at her when they heard this, and they were confused for a moment. After hearing Wei Xi's groaning, she slowly said the second half of the sentence: "But there are no chores in the sect now, you Just wait for a few days, when I have planted something in the yard, I can serve the flowers and plants."

Shu Wanrong: "???"

Suddenly, the husband shouted angrily: "What are you talking about? You still want to grow things in my yard? I won't allow it!"

This anger frightened Shu Wanrong for a moment, but Wei Xi didn't seem to take it seriously at all, she just replied indifferently: "Not busy, if you are interested at that time, just change jobs in private."

Wei Tianyi stood up and dropped the newspaper, panting heavily, looking like he was about to pass out, but after panting for a long time, he didn't have an attack, picked up the newspaper abruptly and sat back to his original place.

Like a cowardly pig.

Shu Wanrong: "????"

With a thousand question marks on her face, she looked at her son in confusion. The second young master of the Wei family avoided his mother's gaze, with an expression as if he had experienced vicissitudes.

So she had no choice but to carry endless doubts until the meal was ready, and saw a strange face on the table, who was quite good-looking.The little handsome guy smiled politely at her, and she tugged at her son's sleeve: "Who is this?"

Wei Chengshu's answer was still short: "Brother brought it back."

Shu Wanrong thought about it for a while, and suddenly her face turned pale with shock. It was said that Wei Xi was... what was it, could it be true?But this is too blatant, isn't it, to take the man home directly? !

She immediately wanted to ask her husband why he didn't intervene, but when she looked closely, she saw an even more surprising scene.My own husband actually carried the chopsticks and desperately picked up vegetables into the bowl while Butler Zhou was serving the food. He didn't show any manners, and the speed was so fast that he piled up the small bowls in his hand into a hill in a short while.

Turning his head again, the son actually did the same movement. Although the expression was very complicated, his hand speed was not weaker than his father's at all. He even held a piece of fat pig's trotter, desperately trying to keep it on the side of the vegetable pile. on the tip.

There were so many question marks on Shu Wanrong's head that her neck was almost unbearable. Seeing his wife looking at him in shock, Wei Tianyi immediately felt extremely ashamed while holding the job bowl, so he only choked out a sentence: "Don't look at me!" Come on, hurry up too."

Shu Wanrong suddenly felt that there might be something wrong with Feng Shui at home, otherwise how could her husband and son's brains be broken after only going out for a few days?

Then Wei Xi picked up the chopsticks... Ten minutes later, she sat back on the sofa in the living room with a dazed expression, clutching her unsatisfied stomach and falling into confusion.

Wei Xi also sighed pitifully with her: "I'm not full at all."

Shu Wanrong looked at him, her gaze was even fearful for a moment, Wei Tianyi covered his face with a newspaper and pretended not to understand Wei Xi's voice-over, Wei Chengshu recalled the fat hoof that only took one bite Meat was lost in thought.

Time seemed to have stepped into the 60s, and the entire Wei family fell into a bleak situation of starvation.

Wei Xi didn't get the answer he wanted, and continued to play mobile games in great disappointment. When Xing Kai and his group visited, they ran into such a hungry family.

The living room was filled with embarrassing and poor silence, which made the already nervous people even more at a loss. It took Xing Kai a while to recover, and he smiled at Wei Xi who was looking at him: "Wei Xi, you kid , You didn’t contact us when you came back! It’s so embarrassing!”

Wei Xi returned his gaze calmly and indifferently.

Xing Kai was stunned by his stare, and he was full of anxiety for a moment, but it was difficult to judge the meaning of the other party's gaze, so he could only forcefully wave his hand as if nothing had happened: "After walking for so many months, even a phone call is not enough. If you don't fight, I can't let you go so easily. Let's go, my buddy treats you to dinner!"

I don't know if it was an illusion, but after the words fell to the ground, Xing Kai always felt that the whole Wei family seemed to be looking at him.

He was stunned for a while, and Wei Chengshu, the second youngest of the Wei family, raised his face with a half-smile, and his tone was also full of meaning: "I advise you not to."

don't want what?What don't you want?

But before he could figure out the meaning of this sentence, Wei Xi's voice was already there, much warmer than the eyes just now, and his tone could even be said to be soft: "You want to invite me to dinner? What to eat? How much to eat? ?”

Xing Kai felt that something was wrong. What happened to this family, he replied inexplicably: "You can decide what to eat, what you want to eat, and take you to the State Guest House, is the standard enough? As for how much to eat, that's fine." Don’t talk nonsense, I’m sure you won’t be able to eat it!”

The author has something to say: Wei Xi: So happy!

Wei Family: Poverty