Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Chengshu drank a lot of wine last night and woke up from his friend's house after a long day. With a splitting headache, he just took out his mobile phone when he received a call from his mother Shu Wanrong from far away in Europe. .”

"How rare." Wei Chengshu was actually stunned for a second, but he quickly realized that he rubbed his temples, "To be honest, I'm surprised that he can stay outside for three months without starving to death."

Shu Wanrong was a little dissatisfied with her son's casual tone: "Chengzong, don't always think that you are the only smartest in the world, after all, he is your brother, your father's legitimate eldest son..."

Wei Chengshu interrupted her, and said, "Okay, don't repeat the old tricks again. I don't know what Wei Xi is like, or you don't? You don't dare to say a word out loud. Are you so tired every day?" Are you tired? Besides, it’s still midnight at your side right now, and it’s worth getting up to find me in the middle of the night when he goes home?”

Shu Wanrong sighed: "It's not that I got up on purpose to look for you, it's your dad who just called and woke me up. He lost his temper with me and scolded your brother, saying that your brother not only yelled at him on the phone, but also hung up on him." , the landline at home can’t get through at all now, your Uncle Zhou said that the landline has been smashed by your brother.”

"..." Wei Chengshu was silent for a while, then pushed away the girl lying on top of him, "Wow, then I really want to applaud him."

"Stop making trouble, your father is very angry. This is the second time I've seen him so angry. The last time I saw a photo of your brother and Ruan Shixing before he got so angry." Shu Wanrong sighed, "Your brother is in your father's hands There is still weight in my heart.”

Wei Chengshu: "You're not talking nonsense, he's the son of his wretched wife, much more legitimate than your son."

Shu Wanrong was furious: "Wei Chengshu!"

Wei Chengshu: "Why?"

Outsiders say that the young master of the Wei family, Sunshine, is cheerful, young and promising, a model of a tiger father without a dog. Only mother Shu Wanrong knows what kind of virtue her son has in private, and she has nothing to do with her son who is as unruly as a wild horse. She is angry After a long time, I could only soften my tone: "Your father is still angry at the moment, you can call him to chat later, and tell him about your award-winning thesis."

After Wei Chengshu hung up the phone, he still had a sneer on his face. The girl who had been pushed away crawled back delicately, and he didn't even lift his eyelids: "Go down, don't bother me."

The girl froze, seeing the handsome face that was mostly covered by the fallen forehead hair, she was so frightened by his gloom that she didn't dare to move for a while.Fortunately, the door was opened at this time, and several men and women of about the same age walked in. Xing Kai, the leader, immediately laughed when he saw the situation in the room: "Wow, it's so hot in the morning? Wei Shao is still out today. Got the door?"

Wei Chengshu glanced at him, lifted the girl on his body and got up: "I have something to go home, I won't get together with you today."

"Don't!" Xing Kai immediately became anxious, "It's agreed, even Ruan Shixing will come to the event this time, Master Ruan, I heard that he has a boy from the Lu family, don't you think he doesn't know him?" Is it a pity?"

Wei Chengshu laughed when he heard the name, and looked at the other person while wearing the belt and holding the corner of his mouth: "My brother misses his asshole, aren't you afraid that I miss it too?"

The other party was stunned by these words, Wei Chengshu didn't rush to get dressed after putting on his pants, but called his name specially: "Xing Kai, I heard people say that my brother stole that picture back then." You took the photo of kissing Ruan Shixing, is it true or not?"

The look of Xing Kai's hippie smile changed immediately: "How is it possible?! Who did you listen to?"

"Oh~" Wei Chengshu didn't answer, and put on his T-shirt in an unclear manner, "I'll just say, once this happened, his crew would fail, and even Wang Yue would quarrel and refuse to marry him, you My brother used to have such a good relationship, although I didn't come out to help him, but no matter how bad I was, I wouldn't stab him in the back."

Xing Kai was silent for a while, then smiled awkwardly: "Yeah, it's no good for me to harm him."

After a pause, he continued: "I didn't speak up for him because the matter is really irrefutable, but I didn't expect that you two brothers have a good relationship. He has been missing for several months and you still miss him."

Wei Chengshu had already put on his clothes, and laughed when he heard this: "I'm thinking about something, I'll just mention it casually."

After speaking, he walked straight out, walked to the door, and paused again: "Oh, I forgot to tell you just now, he has already returned."

Wei Chengshu had already disappeared, but the group of people in the room were still in place. Xing Kai turned his head and faced a few friends behind him who also looked ugly.

Someone asked him in a low voice: "Really? Wei Xi is back? Didn't he contact you when he came back?"

Xing Kai was speechless for a while, and it took a long time before he said with an ugly face: "Don't worry about this, call Wang Yue quickly, and tell her that Wei Chengshu won't go to today's party and Wei Xi came back."

****

Wei's house, Wei Xi carried Tuanjieyi back to his room with a solemn face.

This kind of hunger and starvation is really unbearable for a day.

Tuanjieyi had already tidied himself up and put on the new clothes that Butler Zhou had prepared for him. His shaved beard was completely different from his original unkempt appearance, but he was still trembling in front of Wei Xi.

He couldn't run away, he couldn't beat him, he had resigned himself to his fate at this moment, his tall body shrunk into a ball, casting a considerable area of ​​shadow on the carpet, and shouted timidly, "Master."

Wei Xi touched his head, which was several times bigger than his own palm, and handed over a packaging bag: "You eat something first, and then we will talk about revitalizing the sect."

It was a bag of small biscuits, exquisitely shaped like bones, and the outer packaging was filled with English letters, which looked very expensive.Tuanjieyi had been hungry for nearly two days, and no matter how scared he was, he couldn't resist his instinct. He took apart a piece and ate it, feeling that the taste was indescribably wonderful. The imported biscuits were indeed different from the cheap ones he usually ate.

Seeing that he was eating with gusto, Wei Xi couldn't help swallowing: It's really not easy to be a good teacher. He used to be a bachelor, and he couldn't get enough to eat as much as he had. Save a portion to feed the disciples.

Originally, it would not be possible to be so hungry, Wei Xi felt angry when he thought of the reason: "If it wasn't for that Shuo Zong who ruined my good deed..."

Tuanjieyi twitched his ears: "Shuo Zong? Master, are you talking about one of the people who brought us to the capital?"

Wei Xi hummed: "You know him?"

When Tuanjieyi was in the car in the morning, he was dazed and didn't pay much attention, but now that he heard this special name, he became more and more familiar with it, he simply took out his mobile phone to search, and after a while he was so surprised that he almost jumped up: "It's really him! "

It was only then that Wei Xi realized that his apprentice also had this magic weapon, which made him wonder all the way, and immediately grabbed it in his hand to look through it, and sure enough, he saw Shuo Zong's face that made his teeth itch with hatred.Under the face and under the head, there are petite characters written, just like the ones he saw in the book, and the content is all confusing words like xx group xx company.

But Tuanjieyi seemed very excited: "Damn, I just said why is that face so familiar, the mobile game I played was made by their branch! At the beginning, many female players on the forum, Bayiba, were crazy about him. Why didn't I remember it at the time! I never thought I would meet such an awesome person in this life!"

Wei Xi was very confused: "Is it very powerful?"

Tuanjieyi: "That's for sure. He is on the wealth ranking list every year. He owns so many properties that he can't count them. He makes so much money that he may not be able to spend it all in his life. He still has a good face. He was the first I can't even get over a month of nightmares seeing this kind of life-winner resume."

Wei Xi couldn't understand his coquettish words, and frowned: "Did he hurt you?"

Tuanjieyi is very vicissitudes: "Yes, I love to call him husband, how can I not hurt."

"..." Wei Xi faintly felt that the disciple seemed to have been wronged, and patted his big head affectionately, "It's okay, the Master will avenge you."

"Ah, no, no, I later found out that the relationship was actually a mermaid, and we had already broken up." Tuanjieyi said, "Thanks to him chattering on the Internet every day, he probably has a bigger dick than me when he takes off his pants."

Wei Xi: "...?"

Tuanjieyi was a little embarrassed: "What's more, I also call Mr. Shuo my husband now."

Wei Xi fell into silence, hesitating for a while whether to kill the traitor who betrayed his master immediately: "Just because he is rich?"

"It's also because he's handsome, and those who aren't handsome are called Dad." Tuanjieyi heard Wei Xi's disapproval, and said to himself that the children of the rich family really don't eat fireworks, and sighed, "Oh, these days, we have to eat, drink, drink and eat. You don’t need money to spread anything, don’t you want money if you want to grow up? Ordinary people can’t move even if they don’t have money.”

Wei Xi has stayed in the mountains for so many years, although he always watched Wei Dedao pull the two oceans of silver saved to rebuild the sect, but to be honest, he really has no idea about money.Hearing what Tuanjieyi said right now, he was stunned: "Does it take a lot of money to grow a sect? I'll take you out to find a mountain..."

Tuanjieyi was at a loss when he heard the words, he turned his head and looked at the low and delicate roof tree in the distance outside the window, thinking that this is the capital city, right?mountain?Xiangshan?Jingshan?Badaling?Fuck, did I recognize such an awesome master just by casually recognizing him?

With a look of shock on his face, he murmured at Wei Xi: "My husband..."

Wei Xi: "?"

Tuanjieyi shook his head vigorously, and swallowed: "Master, master, is it convenient to disclose, how much start-up capital does our sect have?"

Wei Xixin said that it has nothing to do with money, wouldn't it be enough to win the original King of the Mountain?But he still looked at the bamboo basket where he had earned all the coins since he lay down the mountain, leaned over and counted: "Four hundred."

Unity righteousness: "..."

****

Unity and righteousness said that I really believed in your evil.

He finally understands that his master probably grew up protected by his family in a vacuum. He has no worries about food and clothing, and he doesn't understand the suffering of ordinary people at all. Ragged look.

And he also likes to joke very much, holding two checks to tease himself that it is 200 yuan, although he lives in the bottom of the world, he usually watches TV dramas, okay?

But one hundred thousand yuan is not enough to do anything in Beijing.

It took him a lot of effort to explain to the young master who had obviously never rented a house what the average rent in the capital was, which made Wei Xi stunned: "Is it so expensive?"

"More than that." Unity Yi wants to start a school. Although he has no experience, he looks similar to self-employment. He searched a collection on Zhihu and explained it to the other party. "Look, apart from the rent, there are many other messes. It’s ready. Register, right? Otherwise, it’s an illegal operation, and the Industrial and Commercial Bureau will come to investigate. Furniture, tools, and office equipment are expensive. Decoration, decoration is very expensive, and labor. The average salary in Beijing is high. I heard that college students don’t move It’s tens of thousands a month, even if you accept apprentices and don’t pay wages, the country now requires you to pay five social insurances and one housing fund…”

Every time he said the same thing, it was as if a huge mountain was pressing down from the top of his head. Wei Xi, who was so fearless, seemed flustered at the end when he heard it, and muttered to himself: "How can the world be so difficult?"

***

Wei Chengshu stepped into the house with his head almost cracked from the pain, and his gloomy face improved a little after seeing his pet dog.

"Mike." He raised his hand and waved. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that Mike looked listless today.

Wei Chengshu thought it was angry because he didn't come back last night, so he rubbed it patiently, and suddenly found that the hair on the side of the other's head was missing, and rubbed it with his fingers: "Why is this bald? "

Have a skin disease?

When Mike heard this question, he immediately yelled, as if he had endless grievances he wanted to confide.

"Second Young Master." Steward Zhou came out to greet him when he heard the movement, and immediately stepped forward when he saw him, "Young Master is back."

Wei Chengshu nodded: "Where's the person?"

Butler Zhou said: "Young Master is upstairs, do you want me to call?"

Wei Chengshu frowned and stared at the stairs, and after a while he plucked his hair irritably, he didn't know why he was in such a hurry to come back: "No need, get me something to eat, I'm dying of a headache after drinking. "

When the eldest son came back, the nanny of the Wei family slacked off at work and only cooked some porridge. When the second young master asked for it, they were all unbelievably attentive. The cooking aunt rushed to the kitchen without waiting for the command of the housekeeper Zhou. After opening the refrigerator, But he was immediately dumbfounded: "Where's the food?!"

The freezer was empty, and all the raw vegetables and fruits she bought in the morning were gone, and there were only a pile of crumpled plastic bags and empty sauce bottles left on the shelf.She thought to herself that if she couldn't make vegetables, she would cook some chicken soup, but when she opened the freezer, she found that the freezer was empty, not to mention the raw chicken, and even the frozen Jinhua ham had been unpacked and eaten.

Hearing her exclamation, Steward Zhou stepped forward to take a look, and was immediately anxious: "What's wrong with you? You don't even know how to prepare the dishes?"

The nanny was startled and frightened, and explained in her mouth: "No, it's still there this morning..."

When Steward Zhou came down to tell her that the young master wanted to eat, she opened the refrigerator and looked at it. There was clearly what she wanted in it. At that time, she was too lazy to serve the young master, so she didn't touch any of the ingredients. She only brought out a salted duck egg, which was impossible to remember. wrong.

Of course Steward Zhou didn't believe it, and reprimanded her for being lazy at work.

Wei Chengshu knew that when there was no food to cook at home, he would be in a daze, but he was so hungry, it would obviously take time to order takeaway, so he had no choice but to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find a pack of dusty instant noodles.

After returning home with a hangover, he had to drink instant noodle soup. Wei Chengshu sat on the sofa that was scratched by Mike, and he felt so aggrieved. However, Mike was still very ignorant today, as if he was very hungry, and kept picking at his noodle bowl. After being patted on his paws, he stood by the coffee table and quarreled with him loudly.

He was so quarreled that he couldn't eat any more, and asked Butler Zhou, "Did you feed Mike today?"

After getting an affirmative answer, he still wanted to insist on not giving Mike extra meals, after all, the dog was already fat enough.But Mike seemed very dissatisfied, even lost his temper, and refused to touch him.

There's no other way, since I've spoiled him like this, and I don't want to beat him, Wei Chengshu can only give in and take out a bag of biscuits for him.

However, coaxing his dog back didn't make him any happier. Wei Chengshu still had a sullen face, and after holding the noodle bowl for a long time, he couldn't take a bite.

He was terribly angry, but he didn't know what he was angry with. When his elder brother was at home, he was only angry when he saw that submissive look every day, but when his elder brother ran away from home, he was almost mad with anger.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he put down his chopsticks with a snap.Hearing a little movement from the stairs, he immediately stood up angrily. He was about to scold you for knowing how to come back, but when he looked at it, he was almost sluggish.

His elder brother, who was always thoughtful and decent, was wearing tattered clothes at this moment, with a strange appearance, slovenly, even barefoot, with a hammer in his hand, walking swaggeringly, as if he opened the road.

Steward Zhou greeted him, but he just hummed without pain, and didn't even give him a look when he passed by.

The way ahead was suddenly blocked by a young man with a gloomy face, Wei Xi almost subconsciously raised a hammer and hit him on the forehead.

Fortunately, he saw clearly in an instant that the other person's face was related to the little unlucky guy, so he resisted the urge.But he really didn't have much patience with humans, so he just stared blankly at the other person and asked, "Why?"

Wei Chengshu stared at his elder brother's disgraceful look: "What's the matter with you?"

"What's going on?" Wei Xi pushed him away, "Get out of the way, I still have things to do."

Wei Chengshu was pushed away in a daze, and watched his elder brother pass by with a hammer in his hand. He didn't get the gentle greeting as before, and naturally he couldn't leave with a soft snort of disdain after the greeting.

In his memory, Wei Xi was always smiling, no matter whether he smiled wryly or helplessly, he would never show others with his current impatience and indifference.

Although he knew from his mother's phone that the other party had changed now, and even dared to smash the phone of his father, who used to dare not raise his voice when speaking, he always thought that it was just a short burst of unbearable silence, and he never expected it. This change can be so earth-shaking.

Could it be that the elder brother has hidden such a nature under all these years of forbearance?

Butler Zhou whispered in his ear: "Second young master, the eldest young master has been like this since he came back. It's not aimed at you. It's probably because the past three months have not been easy outside, and it's irritating."

Wei Chengshu was stunned for a while, and suddenly chased after a few steps: "Why are you going?!"

Wei Xi felt that the little unlucky little brother really had a lot of questions, but he could eat but couldn't, so he could only answer patiently: "I'll go and nail the Zongmen signboard at the door."

In fact, he was also very unhappy, and wanted to find someone on the top of the mountain. Who knew that the rent and labor prices in the capital would be so high. The small, free house of the Wei family is the most suitable right now.

Wei Chengshu, who was full of anger, was taken aback by this answer, and his head was full of question marks.

Steward Zhou smiled wryly: "Second Young Master, Young Master asked us to find an ax board just now, and said that we want to open a sect called Tai Zong at home."

For the first time, Wei Chengshu felt that his IQ was not enough. It was all a mess: "What do you mean? You want to do business at home? Dad won't agree."

Wei Xi has already divided this place into his own territory, and ignored it: "Never mind, this will be my Taicangzong's cave from now on."

Wei Chengshu almost lost his ability to think because of his elder brother's dismissive tone when he mentioned his father. Suddenly he heard a dog barking, and his husky ran into the corner of his eye.

Tuanjieyi was a little nervous by the conflict just now, and couldn't help but want to find a topic to talk about: "Master, the bag of biscuits you gave me is quite delicious, what brand is it?"

Wei Xi replied lightly: "I don't know, Mike gave it to me."

Unity said who Mike was. The name was quite foreign. He seemed to have heard it somewhere before, when he suddenly heard the voice of the man who had just quarreled with Master from behind: "Mike!"

He looked back subconsciously, and what he saw was a giant silver-gray dog ​​that he had seen in the morning and was running towards him quickly.

Wei Chengshu thought that his dog was going to bark wildly in front of his elder brother like before, but after the shock just now, he subconsciously wanted to stop it.

Who would have thought that the naughty son who had lost his temper with him just now rushed to Wei Xi, staggered and stopped, then took small steps and began to wag his tail wildly, and then opened the shoe cabinet in the entrance, He took out a pair of slippers and placed them on Wei Xi's bare feet with great precision.

Wei Chengshu looked at his dog son who was usually so retarded that he couldn't shake hands: "..."

Mike leaned down and pouted his buttocks, wagging his tail until his whole buttocks were shaking wildly. Wei Xi looked down at it for a while, and finally stretched out his hand like a charity.

Mike, who was still arguing not to touch Wei Chengshu's fur just now, seemed to have received a great gift, and immediately took the initiative to push his big head towards the palm of that hand. After pushing, the whole dog went crazy with joy, grinning on the spot He frantically jumped up and down with his tongue tilted, and then suddenly thought of something, his body stopped as if the pause button was pressed, and he turned around and ran away.

In just two or three seconds, it came back like lightning, with a bag still in its mouth, and offered it to Wei Xi flatteringly.

Wei Chengshu looked at the bag of dog biscuits that he gave out not long ago: "..."

Wei Xi took it with a calm expression, and handed it to the side: "Here, didn't you say it was delicious?"

Unity righteousness: "..."

What a crime I did.

The author has something to say: Unity: [Jiao Didi] Husband

Wei Chengshu: I also feel that the good times of this family are coming to an end