Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Take precautions, the news of the dream leaked out after all.

Voices from all over the country, and even from all over the world, appeared at the same time. No matter how anxious the relevant departments were, they had no choice but to watch the topic lose control little by little.

Although not every citizen had the relevant dream, but with so many similar experiences gathered around them and on the Internet, the panic was like a prairie fire in an instant, burning away most people's reasoning.

Even though the new year is approaching, people's faces are not happy this time around.Cities, small towns, villages, every corner of the Internet is in chaos, and speculation about the possible end of the world is endless.Many people stubbornly believed in this judgment, and were so frightened that they lost their minds that the supermarkets were overcrowded, and the express delivery was so busy that it was paralyzed.Necessities such as rice, flour, grain, oil, and even coal are in short supply, and those who have the means go home in piles as if they don’t want money.

The leaders of various cities are going crazy, even mobilizing mobile vehicles to take to the streets to broadcast audio in a loop to persuade the people not to follow suit.

Compared with them, the leaders of some relevant departments who knew the inside story had a much calmer attitude. When they heard the anxious report from the subordinates in the office, they could only smile in pity.

If the way of heaven collapses and the world is really destroyed, what is the use of grabbing more supplies and going home?

Human beings have been in this world for too long, so long that they have given birth to the illusion that they are the masters of this world and can do whatever they want. Now it is in the critical autumn of life and death, they are surprised to find that compared with the real world, How weak and tiny human beings are.

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The sky was so dark that it seemed to be mixed with a mass of insoluble black ink.

On the way, Wei Xi asked the second apprentice suspiciously: "Queer, where is the way of heaven?"

"The Dao of Heaven is everywhere." Shuo Zong replied calmly, "We are not looking for the Dao of Heaven, but the cracks in it."

But even he didn't expect that the nearest heavenly rift would appear in Maohua Mountain.

It was the Maohua Mountain where Qiu Guokai invited many priests to hunt ghosts for the film crew, but Wei Xi accidentally got a group of goblin employees.

Shuo Zong stood on the top of the hotel in Maohua Mountain, and the mountain wind was wild. He squinted and looked at the sky above his head: "I can't believe that this ordinary mountain can breed so many ghosts. It turns out that there was a gap in the way of heaven at that time." .”

Just thinking about it, the rift in the Dao of Heaven was not too big at that time, so there was no trouble, but part of the aura was leaked, allowing some talented animals in the mountain to become spirits.

"Hey! Where did you come from?! Why did you suddenly appear on the roof of our hotel!" The sudden appearance of a group of auspicious beasts was so loud that the hotel surveillance camera caught it. The security came up to stop it.

The boss thought that he was unlucky enough. Some time ago, he was inexplicably reported about the cleanliness of the hotel.It made the health department come to inspect the house and fined him severely.The boss couldn't figure it out. It stands to reason that his hotel usually employs relatives, who are so dirty that they should be very hidden. Everything about the brushing cup is well known.The boss was very angry after suffering this boring loss, and wanted to find out who the whistleblower was. As a result, he took a group of employees all over the hotel to look for cameras, but he couldn't find any.

This was already weird enough, but today something even weirder happened. There was no movement in the lobby. How did this group of people get to the top floor?

Shuo Zong glanced at the unscrupulous boss [Chapter 60] who was reported by him after he moved in. He had a very bad impression, and he didn't bother to tell the other party. He still followed the leader of a certain department who came forward to show his work certificate and told him I called people from the Maohuashan tourism management department to evacuate the employees in this hotel——

"We have observed that a group of mobile poaching gangs have entered the area of ​​Maohua Mountain. For safety reasons, I hope you can suspend your business and take refuge outside the mountain for a few days."

The boss was shocked. Seeing the familiar staff from the management office being called by the other party, he didn't doubt much: "So you are plainclothes!"

Maohua Mountain in winter had few tourists, and their hotel hadn’t done any serious business for several days. Compared with making money, life was more important than life, so they immediately panicked and took the staff to pack their bags and hide.When I was leaving, I also saw many animals in the mountains fleeing wildly down the mountain with my car in the jungle. I was so moved that I didn’t forget to post on the Internet——

[Don't believe in the end of the world. The end of the year poachers are chasing performance, the police are still catching criminals, and the health department is so energetic to issue fines. It's really the end of the world, where is there such order! 】

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The people who stayed in Maohua Mountain were all evacuated, smelling something bad, and the keen animals ran for their lives one after another. Weixi squatted on the edge of the roof and looked at the panicked and frightened animals. Fresh-keeping box, heaved a long sigh——

"These are all wild, you can't catch them casually..."

He is quite leisurely, not forgetting to eat and drink.

The other auspicious beasts had already fallen into an unprecedented tension, the air trembled for a while, and then many strange figures appeared on the roof, each with a faint divine light.

Wei Xi immediately looked at them vigilantly.

The other auspicious beasts at the scene seemed to recognize them, and Master Feng Boyu even said hello: "Are you coming too?"

This group of newcomers was rather arrogant, and they didn't answer Feng Bo Yushi. Only one of them was wearing Taoist robes and answered them fiercely: "Nonsense, the way of heaven is broken. As gods and Buddhas, how can we be alone?"

Master Feng Boyu can barely be regarded as his employee now, and Wei Xi is a little upset: "Who is this, is this?"

The disciple replied calmly: "The last gods and Buddhas left in the upper heavens in the east and the west. More than 100 years ago, the heavens collapsed and the upper heavens were destroyed.

Wei Xi nodded half-understanding: "It turns out that they are advanced employees, and they look down on those with poor performance. No wonder they are so embarrassing in front of Master Feng Boyu."

Constellations: "..."

The face of the daoist robed god with fierce features twitched, and Wei Xi felt familiar when he saw him: "Oh, you are the one who worshiped in the Liandu Temple of Fellow Daoist Kuang..."

The god obviously recognized him, and snorted heavily, while a companion asked him, "This is..."

"He snatched away the believers in my temple!"

At that time, he was so angry that he killed Tohka in one breath!

The god who asked: "???"

Wei Xi has already stood up and started recruiting: "Wei Xi, the head of the Taicang Sect, all the immortals, do you have any intention to come to our Taicang Sect to develop?"

No matter what species it is, if the performance is good enough, the Taicang Sect welcomes it!

The gods: "..."

The auspicious beasts also: "..."

Shuo Zong turned his face away silently, Xia Shouren couldn't take it anymore and said: "Wei...Wei Xi, let's not say what time it is now... It's fine if you recruit demons and demons, isn't it too much to recruit even gods...?"

Wei Xi felt that his logic was very problematic: "Their units have already closed down, why can't I help the laid-off workers find jobs again?"

After thinking for a while, he said: "Besides, this is not the first time, isn't Master Feng Bo Yu also doing well in our company?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren once again realized that the applause was justified and could not be refuted.

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The fierce-looking fairy frowned: "Laid-off workers?!"

Wei Dedao, who was next to him, came slowly to block his line of sight: "Master Xing, my apprentice is still young, so I am quicker to speak out, don't worry about it."

As soon as he appeared on the stage, his whole body was covered with a golden light of merit, which immediately shocked the gods and Buddhas!

Several gods looked at him in astonishment: "Who are you!"

Wei Dedao said with a smile: "I'm an unknown person, and my name is not worth mentioning. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to accept a good apprentice, and now he is being enshrined in the Taicang sect as a god."

"What worship god!" The evil god hated Wei Xi for going to his Taoist temple to dig believers, and snorted coldly, "There is no god bone hand-picked by heaven, at best it is a false god!"

Wei Dedao was not angry, and continued to take his time: "That's right, all the stars are much better than me, I'm just being looked down upon by the believers."

He has such a good temper that people can't get angry even if they want to. Coupled with the rare golden light of merit all over his body, he is more eye-catching than his false god status.The gods couldn't help but turned curiously to Master Feng Boyu, who had been a colleague and was familiar with him despite his poor performance: "You... have really entered their sect now? What are you doing in their sect?"

The vicious god snorted, "Didn't you see how they look like fallen demons, what they are doing must not be serious!"

Uncle Feng was furious: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Master Yu also frowned: "Although we were confused for a while, we reined in the brink and did not make a big mistake. What we are doing now is a serious matter that benefits the world. This is really mean."

Fierce Immortal frowned even deeper: "A big deal?"

Feng Bo snorted proudly: "Not bad! It is the most respected event in this world."

The gods were all stunned, and when they thought of their identities, they were all stunned: "What are you talking about, is it blowing the wind and sending the rain?"

Although wind and rain are very important to heaven and earth, they can't be called the most respected by heaven, can they?

Uncle Feng: "How is that possible! Compared with wind and rain, there is much more future. For rain, I only do it occasionally with the rain master."

The gods became more and more confused. What kind of new job could make Master Feng Boyu give up his skill of begging for rain for thousands of years, and still boast so confidently that he has a better future?

Master Yu smiled and replied: "It's nothing, just learning to cure beriberi, hemorrhoids and constipation for believers."

Fairies: "????"

There was pride hidden in Feng Bo's eyes: "Not only that, Yu Shi and I have taken online classes together recently, learned the knowledge of fungal principles, and plan to jointly conquer psoriasis and acne in the next step!"

Fairies: "????"

The fierce god couldn't believe it: "The great thing that is highly praised by the heavens to attract blessings in the world is... to cure beriberi, hemorrhoids and constipation? Do you think it is possible?"

Uncle Feng couldn't bear to see their blank eyes long ago, so he sneered: "How is it impossible? Look at the merits of others. I only told you because of the fact that I was in the heaven together. It would be impossible for someone else to Say nothing!"

The gods: "..."

The gods vaguely felt that they seemed to have heard something unbelievable, and turned to Wei De and said, "You, your golden light of merit, could it be..."

Wei De said: "..."

Wei Dedao secretly turned Wei Xi's position, smiled and nodded: "Not bad."

"!!!!!!"

The fierce god's eyes flickered, and while thinking it was impossible, the golden light of merit on Wei Dedao's body was too convincing. up...

However, what Feng Bo Yushi said was too incredible.

He looked at Master Feng Bo Yu suspiciously: "This... If this is true, why are there so few merits in both of you?"

Master Feng Yu was stunned when he heard that.

To be honest, they have thought about this issue recently.

Taicang sect currently has a limited number of believers, so there are not many believers who have unspeakable secrets. However, apart from Mrs. Wang, there are still a few who have corns or poor excretion. They followed the progress of the online class and tried the treatment. However, the way of heaven has given golden light of merit and virtue, absolutely not as much as Wei Dedao.

The two of them thought at the beginning, whether they were deceived by the Taicang sect, could it be that Wei Dedao secretly had other means to accumulate merit?

But they often hang out with Wei Dedao, and they really haven't seen Wei Dedao do any special big things.Every day, I just take them to the homes of limited believers with nothing to do, eat tributes, look at incense candles, and show the believers the same miscellaneous diseases as they do.But for the same thing, the golden light of merit and virtue fell on Wei Dedao every now and then as if he didn't want money. In the last half month, he said less than seven or eight times, and every time it was more than once.

Uncle Feng and Master Yu are also confused, what's going on?

Wei Dedao listened in silence. Recently, during the honeymoon period of cooperation between the Ashura Realm and the human world, it seems that several new oil fields have been discovered outside the capital. Unity Yi also organized the demons of the Demon Realm to come up with a full name De-blinding and law-enhancing activities...

Should I tell them about this...

But before he could think it over, Uncle Feng had already found the answer consciously—first, it is absolutely impossible for Wei Dedao to secretly steal merits under their noses, and second, the way of heaven is always fair, and everything in the world is the same in the eyes of heaven , so there is no possibility of making a small fuss for the other party, and there is no reason for the difference in the amount of merit, there can only be one——

"I guess it's because our treatment is not as good as his!"

Wei Dedao's eyes were dull: "...not bad!"

Fierce Immortal frowned, he didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, and he was unwilling to agree on the surface: "I think you are really crazy."

The attitude of other gods is almost the same.

Thinking about it, the gods think highly of themselves, the most dignified, and the golden light of merit, although it can be regarded as the medal of the gods, and the gods flock to it, but from a practical point of view, it is not particularly useful to them.It's too hard for them, who have no fallen demons and have a good status in the heavens in the past, to please a false god for the sake of some merit and golden light.

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The gods ignored Wei Xi's offer, and Wei Xi once again felt the embarrassment of being a small business owner with difficulty in recruiting workers.Fortunately, at this time, Tiandao finally made a move, which made him escape from such sorrow for a short time.

The sky seemed to be getting more gloomy than before.

Faintly, there is thunder rolling in the sky.

Everyone present could easily tell that it was the sound of heavenly thunder that was different from ordinary thunder.

It's just that the thunder is very weak, it sounds like Tiandao wants to chop something, but he is exhausted.

Wei Xi looked up at the sky in a daze, and when he heard the thunder, he vaguely felt something strange in his heart, but he couldn't tell what it was like.

Like fear, or something else trying to get out of the body.

He pricked up his ears, trying to listen carefully to what he had forgotten, until the second apprentice approached him and raised his hand to cover his ears with warm palms.

Wei Xi: "Queer, what are you doing?"

But Wei Dedao walked towards him slowly: "Xi'er, if you listen to that voice too much, your brain will become stupid. Let's not listen to it."

Wei Xi: "!!!"

"There are more cracks in the Dao of Heaven, and the Dao of Heaven is collapsing!" Xia Shouren opened his mouth and shouted towards this side, "Old—so who!! Come here and set up a formation!"

Shuo Zong and Wei Dedao quickly met "eyes".

Wei Xi is now in the human shell, not awakened, so he should be safe.

But Wei Xi is now in the human shell, not awakened, and also has no power.

The same is true for Wei Dedao.

Wei Dedao nodded, and Shuo Zong said softly, "Wait for me to come back", let go of his hand and jumped into the group of auspicious beasts.

Wei Xi didn't have his apprentice cover his ears, he just felt that the dull thunder sound became much clearer, but every time he wanted to listen carefully, Wei Dedao next to him reminded: "If you listen too much, you will become stupid."

Wei Xi said coldly, "Wei Dedao, don't scare me."

But he was concerned that it would not be good to be affected by such a clever mind as himself, and he did not deliberately capture the frequency of thunder after all.

The upper heaven was destroyed, and the gods, Buddhas, and beasts that filled the sky, now there are only a handful of them gathered on the rooftop. Compared with the boundless world, they are as small as a drop in the ocean.Shuo Zong didn't care at all, his voice clearly had a youthful feeling that belonged to "Lu Que", but it didn't affect the majesty in it: "Qi Lingzhen."

With one look, all of Ning Tian's auspicious beasts approached.

The rest of the gods and Buddhas looked at each other and acquiesced to his command.

A moment later, a vast magic circle wrapped in divine power rose from the ground in their hands, and rushed straight towards the broken heaven!

The originally weak Tiandao seemed to have been injected with a shot in the arm, but immediately, an even more angry roar burst out from the crack in Tiandao!Some of them besieged Tiandao, and some rushed towards them angrily!

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This smear of black covered the sky and the sun, with a terrifying cold wave sandwiched between them.

In the city, it was still in the afternoon, but the sky was already as dark as midnight. What was even more frightening than the previous few days was that it was raining this time.

The gust of wind mixed with torrential rain hit the glass curtain wall of the office building, as violent as if it wanted to blow the building down.

The people at work finally had no intention of working, and left their desks in fear to gather in a corner. The appeal of the leader was no longer effective. Thinking of the rampant speculation on the Internet, some people simply turned and left in despair amidst the yelling of the leader.

Fuck work, fuck boss!The end of the world is coming!What kind of social animals are you doing!Of course, it is the priority to grab supplies! ! ! !

*****

Huamao Mountain.

"Not good!" Xia Shouren was taken aback when he saw the blackness, "Why are there so many grievances accumulated here! It's even more than those who went to the capital!"

With a cold face, Shuo Zong pulled out the God-killing whip to meet him, and with one whip dispelled the seemingly endless resentment: "If you don't know the reason, just hit it directly."

This is indeed very reasonable, Xia Shouren gritted his teeth and rushed over with his companions, but resentment learned a lot this time, instead of condensing himself into a prototype, he adopted a scattered and wretched style of play, everywhere, Follows like a shadow, extremely flexible, as if someone is controlling it behind.

Wei Xi on the rooftop was a little anxious. Seeing the second apprentice with few opponents and many opponents, he naturally wanted to help, but without assistance, he couldn't jump so high no matter what.

Wei Xi tried a few times but couldn't fly, so he could only call out to those who were with him: "Wei Dedao!"

Wei Dedao sighed, and seemed to want to say something to him, but in the end he just called him softly: "Xi'er..."

Wei Xi stared at the sky, the second apprentice was finally hit by resentment!

Countless grievances couldn't break through the God-killing Whip, so he simply condensed himself into a sharp blade and swept it at the opponents, cutting and self-destructing all the way. This lethality is completely unmatched by mortal weapons.Those who were weaker in defense, such as Xia Shouren, were directly injured all over their bodies by the blast. Even Shuo Zong received a severe blow to the face, and a rare wound appeared.

Golden-red blood slid down his cheeks, and Shuo Zong's expression was rarely gloomy.

"No." He looked firmly at the rift in the sky, "something is manipulating them."

Resentment, selfishness and indifference, subverting the way of heaven is only to return the world to a state of chaos so that they will not be controlled. They don't have the belief of self-destruction and martyrdom, and they are obviously driven by a higher level of existence.

Seeing the wound on the apprentice's face, Wei Xi's eyes turned red, and his mind was pounding. He felt that there was a horrible hostility in his body that was unfamiliar to him, and it exploded uncontrollably in an instant.

"court death!!!!!"

He himself didn't know how he did it. When he regained his consciousness, he found that he had stood in front of his apprentice, holding a handful of grievances that had been torn into pieces, and his body was about to fall.

Shuo Zong was taken aback, and immediately wrapped his arms around his waist: "Wei Xi!"

Wei Xi came back to his senses, the fleeting hostility was gone, he hurriedly stuffed the cloud of resentment into his mouth, and turned to look at the wound on his apprentice's face: "Queer, are you alright?"

Xia Shouren, who was not far away, was very resentful: "I have been cut like this, and the wound of that old beast is probably less than two centimeters, why no one asked me if I was okay..."

But at the same time, many auspicious beasts suddenly realized something from his actions.

When Wei Xi was in the capital, they didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the condensed grievances, but now, the grievances were obviously not condensed, and they were invisible, and they could only be broken up with spiritual power, but could not be let go. They dissipated completely, but Wei Xi still easily ate them, and there was no change in the grievance of being eaten.

It seemed that when it met Wei Xi's mouth, no existence in the world could resist.

The auspicious beasts looked at each other differently, and the lingering resentment in front of them finally stopped moving.

The atmosphere was as tense as the calm surface of a dark and turbulent ocean current.

Suddenly there was a chuckle in the sky.

A blurry figure finally stepped out from the crack in the Dao of Heaven: "Let me tell you, how could the resentment sent out never come back, it turned out to be you."

Xia Shouren recognized his identity at a glance: "Chaos!!!"

The ferocious-looking fairy next to him was startled: "Chaos?! Hasn't Chaos been struck to death by lightning?! What's more, Chaos looks like a dog with long hair and four legs. It doesn't seem like he looks like this!"

"Not that Chaos."

Xia Shouren's expression, which has never been upright, finally became serious at this moment: "It's the chaos before the creation of the world. It's too late for you to become a god, it's normal if you don't know."

Before Pan Gu created the world, the world was completely dark, or this darkness was the chaos itself.Chaos will swallow all existence, so there is no room for humans and other life to survive except him.Afterwards, the chaos was finally split open, and only then did the heavens and the earth, and the prosperous and diverse things in the world come into being.

Chaos said slowly: "That's right, I was born with the heaven and the earth, and my lifespan is longer than the sun, moon, stars, and heaven, so I should be your elder."

Wei Xi stared intently at the guy who suddenly appeared.

Xia Shouren: "An elder who wants to turn everything in the world into chaos?"

Chaos didn't take it seriously: "This world is mine, I will turn it back to chaos, shouldn't it?"

Shuo Zong sneered: "You devoured everything in the world, so the world should be yours?"

My own Weixi also ate everything, but at least he knew that it was stealing and eating unreasonably, and he would be beaten after eating.Compared with his own Weixi, the senior Chaos is really shameless.

Chaotic laughter is everywhere, with deep hatred: "Why isn't it mine? I was snatched away! Heaven has suppressed me for so long! It's time to return it!

Xia Shouren twitched the corner of his mouth, knowing that he couldn't reason with it: "I thought you had dissipated, but I didn't expect that you were just suppressed by the Dao of Heaven."

Chaos laughed loudly: "How can chaos dissipate! Chaos is chaos! Chaos can live in any corner of the universe, even if it is turned into ashes, it can survive, and the law of heaven has nothing to do with me!"

Many gods, Buddhas and beasts listened with tense expressions.

That's right, chaos is indeed like this, it is just a "qi" like existence, unlike ghosts that can be transcended, nor can it die like the flesh, its living and dying are a vague concept, because it has no real form, no Fear of water, fire and any attack, no matter how separated and cut, it always exists in this world.

At this moment, Wei Xi suddenly turned to Shuo Zong, and swallowed: "Que Er."

When Shuo Zong heard his voice, his tense expression eased slightly, and he looked down at him: "Why?"

Wei Xi's reaction was different from everyone else's, and he even seemed a little happy: "What does he mean...can he eat forever?"

I can't finish it no matter how much I eat, what kind of fairy baby is this!

Shuo Zong: "..."

Auspicious beasts: "..."

chaos:"???"

Everyone suddenly began to think about this issue very seriously.

The author has something to say: Xia Shouren [touches his chin]: "...if you are willing to eat and eat at the same time...vomit!"