Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

One day in the 21st century, Weixi, the head of the Taicang sect, the greatest organization in the entire devil world, led his Majesty Bo Xun who was awake, and drew a circle on the hill next to the capital of the King of Asura.

———"Ashura's Modern Development History"

world.

Residents everywhere felt a little change in their lives.

In a residential area in Wuhua City, some residents opened their windows and looked up.

The long-lost rain is still pattering underground, and the air is moist with comfort, but the sky is filled with the sound of rumbling fighter jets, one after another, and I don’t know how many have gathered, from midnight to now More than ten hours passed, and there was no cessation.

"What are you doing? Why don't you let people live a good life!" The resident couldn't sleep all night and watch TV during the day, so he lit a cigarette angrily and took out his mobile phone to complain on the forum, but It was found that the homepage had already been swiped by various related information.

He took a refresher look, only to find that the situation seemed to be somewhat beyond his expectations.

Not only Wuhua, citizens of many cities in the country have discovered a series of abnormal military mobilizations that the country suddenly started in a short period of time.

In addition to the fighter jets piercing the sky and the tanks driving their tracks directly onto the road, many people who got up early to go to work and school even photographed military vehicles full of soldiers with live ammunition driving away after the road was cleared in an emergency.These photos were sent to hot posts wave after wave and deleted in batches in a very urgent manner. The deep meaning hidden in every move seems to be that the country does not want the public to find out that something is wrong, but the state is already so tense that they cannot mobilize in private. These forces are gone.

Some well-informed people even revealed on the Internet——

"I'll go! Last night, the capital airport was suddenly under martial law. A lot of big leaders and people showed up and took off on X Airlines' special plane!"

"We live in a few neighbors who work in scientific research institutes, and they seem to have been secretly picked up last night."

All kinds of bits and pieces of news on the Internet were pieced together, and the netizens were suddenly wide-eyed and terrified——

"Oh my god!!! Could it be a war?!!?!?"

"Could it be that the leaders got the news in advance and left us to run away?!?!"

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Wuhua, many leaders in the world are equally tense.

Many experts in the rear compartment probably did not exceed 10 minutes between receiving the call and knocking on the door. , and found that there were more than just big names in his industry sitting in the car.

The experts frowned and whispered—

"What's going on? Why didn't there be any warning at all, and we were summoned suddenly? Which base's research project failed?"

There are also people who are very anxious--

"Could it be that war is about to break out, and when the country is alive and dead, take us to a safe place in advance?"

The old researchers quit when they heard this, and yelled at the leaders ahead, blowing their beards: "Stop! There are so many ordinary people still in City X, if you want to run away from you, I won't go with you!"

The leaders in front could only helplessly explain: "Professors, you have misunderstood. This is not an escape, but a diplomatic mission."

The experts looked at each other: "Diplomatic mission?! Which country?!"

leaders:"……"

The leaders looked out the window and took a deep breath: "...Probably, a new continent."

Experts:"!!!!!"

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In Wuhua, all the surrounding ordinary citizens have been evacuated. When the two sides met, Shuo Zong glanced at the bombers brought by these people and parked in the open space.

The leaders' own small circle is full of mortal worries: "Are you sure the devil has ascended the throne?"

Shuo Zong said coldly: "I watched him ascend the throne with my own eyes."

The leaders were silent for two seconds, with tiredness written between their brows: "I understand."

Xia Shouren on the side hesitated for a moment, and he could not bear to comfort them: "You don't have to be so nervous."

How can you not be nervous?The leaders smiled wryly. The truth that people who are not of our own race must have different hearts has been passed down to this day. The ancients only talked about different races. The world and the demon world have already crossed races. How can it be so easy to deal with?

What's more, the previous movements of the Demon Realm have clearly shown that this is a group of opponents that are difficult to control.

They are powerful, act without scruples, and the degree of danger is beyond doubt.As high-level officials in the country, they naturally have access to some information that ordinary people cannot access, such as Qinglong Xuanwu, such as Ningtian's group of capable people and strangers, and many other things left over from ancient times that do not conform to today's socialism. History of Core Values.

At this time, different voices appeared in the leaders' own groups: "Let's just go like this, it's too risky, we should let them come to our site to meet."

The big leader at the head shook his head weakly: "What a dream, do you think this is ordinary diplomacy? The devil king has already ascended the throne. According to their style, it is already quite enough to find the leader and not take the initiative to send troops to disrupt the normal order of society, but also agree to establish diplomatic relations with us." It's not easy, do you think we can gain the upper hand? No matter whether they are sincerely friendly or not, there is a high probability that they can coexist peacefully with human beings, even if there is only one ten thousandth possibility, this danger is enough for us to take a risk risk."

After finishing speaking, he asked Shuo Zong: "So, when can we meet them? How do we get there?"

"The space crack needs to be torn apart by Asura." Shuo Zong raised his hand and glanced at his watch, "It should be soon."

On the other hand, the experts present at the scene signed the confidentiality agreement and confirmed that there was a clause in the agreement that "disclosure of the exploration site is not allowed". They were all shocked——

"It is now the 21st century, and satellites are surveying the surface of the earth in all directions in the universe. How can our country discover new continents under this premise?!"

"But it's clearly stated in the clause that it can't be fake."

"Could it be that the research center has developed a new exploration tool? Has it been secretly sent to space?"

"To be able to discover new land in the existing world map may really be a new technology that subverts human cognition. The degree of secrecy is too high. I don't know which expert took the lead in completing it. I actually Haven't even heard of it."

After the experts communicated, they couldn't help feeling a strong reverence for natural science.

At their level, they naturally know how difficult it is to break through the existing scientific and technological knowledge structure of human beings, and it is so good that it exceeds the accuracy of existing satellites in various countries. This is simply a stroke in the history of world science!

At this time, an expert caught sight of an out of place scenery from the corner of his eye.

The expert was stunned: "This group of people...?"

The companions next to him also looked at it, and saw a group of practitioners wearing Taoist robes, Shi Shiran, approaching, passed them, and approached Shuo Zong and other auspicious beasts who were communicating with the leaders in front of them.

Shuo Zong's voice came from afar: "You are here."

The leading bald old monk clasped his hands together and nodded, "The way of Asura has a deep connection with my Buddha. Now that the Demon King has ascended the throne and has given up doing evil, this opportunity for communication and development is the only way. My Buddha is merciful, so naturally we should go together to congratulate him .”

Experts who were brought up with modern education could not understand the nouns in their words. Someone frowned and said, "What did you say?"

Another person answered him: "Isn't it going to preach in the New World?"

The experts thought it was very possible, and couldn't help but feel speechless: "This group of feudal superstitionists really don't want to let go of a chance. The discovery of the New World is the result of scientific progress. What does it have to do with the ghosts and gods they created?" ?”

"The wisdom of the people is not yet developed." Someone pointed at Shuo Zong and said, "That young man is the person in charge of the Ningtian Group, right? Look at him, he is tall, talented, and successful in his career. I never thought he would believe in such things."

Shuo Zong's ears were very sensitive, and he glanced at the experts indifferently. He didn't want to participate in the topic of materialism and idealism. He only noticed something, and opened his mouth to the waiting leaders: "Get ready, it's time to go."

The atmosphere of the leaders who were still discussing in a low voice immediately calmed down.

Finally going!The experts in the rear also put aside the topic of superstition in an instant, and began to look forward to setting off to the New World, but at the same time, they were also a little puzzled. Since they were going to explore, why not go to the sea and bring them inland?

Someone immediately thought of a very reasonable explanation: "Maybe to avoid being detected by other countries, come to Wuhua to take an anti-radar plane?"

It really made sense, everyone nodded one after another, feeling the ubiquitous scientific power again, and then felt a sudden wave of unusual shocks.

The experts were taken aback, and looked around, what's going on? !Is it the sound of anti-radar fighter jets starting?

The next moment, in their field of vision, in the air in front of them, a black and red crack suddenly tore open, and then the demon's hideous head poked out, and sized up the crowd.

Experts:"!!!!"

The leaders were also a little scared, but quickly regained their composure and signaled the experts in the rear to wait outside first.

The experts were immersed in the sudden shock: "This! What's going on?!"

The leaders are a little embarrassed. This group of experts was coaxed by them. In recent years, the domestic core values ​​have been promoted very well, and it is these experts who have a firm stand and a radical style that have contributed the most.They didn't explain the truth before, firstly because they were worried about the leak of the news, and secondly, because these radical experts would criticize themselves for being superstitious. At this moment, they don't know how to explain it.

Shuo Zong twitched his lips impatiently in the silence on both sides: "Multi-dimensional space, isn't it scientific?"

Experts:"……"

They didn't know how to complain for a while, so they could only turn to the people who came out of the crack. This is not a human being that can be explained by science in a broad sense!The experts stared at the demon's eyes all over his head: "He! He is!"

Shuo Zong: "Fetus deformity caused by dysplasia."

Experts:"……"

If you insist... that's fine.

Heavenly Demon: "??"

Tianmo didn't understand what he said, but he vaguely felt that it was not a good word, but he didn't dare to argue with His Majesty's junior, so he could only glared at Shuo Zong angrily.

Shuo Zong didn't feel guilty at all, but bit him back: "You are late."

The Heavenly Demon choked for a moment, and then said unhappily: "It's not like you don't know, Your Majesty ordered the whole Demon Realm to get ready, so I'm a little late."

When the leaders heard the word preparation, their hearts tensed up.

But at the same time, it felt like it was expected.The establishment of diplomacy between different countries is full of difficulties, not to mention the first ice-breaking between the two worlds?For this mission, they mobilized nearly half of the country's stored force. It must be a similar situation in the Demon Realm, right?

Seeing them staring at each other, Shuo Zong couldn't help turning his head complicatedly in his heart.

Prepare……

The closer the leaders got to the exit of the demon world, the more tense their hearts became. The fighter jets were parked outside to prevent the demon world from going back on their word and coveting the human world.After all, although it was agreed to establish diplomatic relations, who knows what attitude and request they have?If the requirements are too strict, or hostile to human beings, then human beings must not be passively beaten, and no matter how difficult it is, they will have to fight back.

With such a plan in mind, as the vanguard, they must be very nervous.

However, in their positions, they must be governed by others. This is their irresistible duty and destiny.

Before the old leader stepped out of the barrier, he put his hand into the deep pocket of his coat, and there was a pocket gun inside.

What is waiting for mankind?What kind of consequences will the collision of two different cultures bring?

His back was straight, his gray hair was full of wind and frost, his eyes flickered, and he took a last look behind him with nostalgia, then took a deep breath and stepped out.

boom--

There was an earth-shattering cannon sound, followed by the continuous and unconscious bombing sound.

The old leader's eyes widened stiffly, and when his sight became clear, he said: "…………"

In front of me, on the barren hilltop of the Demon Realm, red firecrackers were burning all over the floor, and the fireworks tubes behind were also lit, and one after another bright fireworks exploded in the dim sky of the Demon Realm.

A melodious music came from nowhere—"Hey~ Today is a good day..."

In the open space, a group of female demons danced under the leadership of the unwilling vexed demons.

The old leader: "..."

The other leaders who came out behind him: "..."

Behind Mo Luo, two figures in suits stood side by side, one was tall and the other was slender. The moment he saw them, he raised his hand, and behind him two tall and tall Mo Luo quickly retreated to both sides, showing The long banners in their hands read——

"Warmly celebrate the grand convening of the first conference for the establishment of diplomatic relations between the Asura world and the human world! "

leaders:"……"

Standing opposite, Wei Xi quickly glanced behind the old leader, frowning slightly, as if he saw something dissatisfied.

The old leader was stared at for a moment, thinking that the guards he brought had aroused the vigilance of the other party, so he heard him ask: "You didn't bring the media?"

leaders:"……"

Wei Xi was a little annoyed, what's going on, it was said that the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries could be broadcasted on various TV stations in the world, and he also wanted to use this as an advertisement for the Taicang sect, so he even spent money to arrange this welcoming ceremony urgently at all costs. After setting up so many banners and firecrackers, I also specially bought dresses for myself and two apprentices to freshen up (although the second apprentices refused to wear them), and even got my hair done, but the media didn't come?

Tuanjieyi picked up the mobile phone on the ground and turned off the local music, and comforted him: "It's okay, Master, let's take pictures by ourselves, come and leaders, let's not have a meeting, take a group photo!"

As he said that, he stuffed the mobile phone into the hand of the demon beside him, taught him how to take pictures, and stepped forward to greet a group of dull leaders to stand in front of the banner.

Wei Xi shouted: "Queer!"

Shuo Zong stood in the gap with a sullen face, refusing to move, but Wei Xi dragged him over to take a photo together.

Wei Xi still had some regrets: "It's a pity that I didn't go to the Taicang sect to open a crack before, otherwise I would go back to the sect and get our business license, and the publicity effect would be better."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Tuanjieyi: "It's okay, master. When the time comes, just one p will be enough. I use Meitu Xiuxiu very well. I can also use this material when we shoot a new commercial next time."

As he spoke, he took out a marker pen from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of a leader next to him: "I have admired my name for a long time, so please sign a special autograph, and just write 'I wish the Taicang sect believers all over the world, the better and better' , or 'conscientious enterprise, tax model' also becomes."

leaders:"……"

Several neglected leaders finally found their voices at this time: "Excuse me, are you..."

Tuanjieyi: "Ah? Aren't you here to establish diplomatic relations with me? I am the Asura Demon King, I have just ascended the throne."

leaders:"……"

The leaders stared at each other for a moment, and the gray-haired old leader turned his head tiredly and said to the guards: "There are not so many people here, so go out and invite the experts in."

***

world.

The sound of the roaring planes overhead has gradually disappeared, but the resident leaning against the window looked at all kinds of speculations on the Internet that there was going to be a war. Thinking of the mighty movement last night, he was still frightened. I forgot to take a sip, and I was so frightened that I couldn't wait to pack my luggage and take my family away.

But before he searched for the air ticket price, the sweet voice of the host of the noon news came from the TV——

"Special news, at 15:[-] Beijing time, the first daily military drill of the XX army has ended, and I apologize for the inconvenience caused to all residents..."

The resident paused slightly.

Immediately, I began to sweat profusely, feeling that I was so nervous just now that I was simply too sick. Living in a peaceful country, I actually believed the nonsense of those people on the Internet.