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"Hehe, big brother, I never thought that the first time I met you would be so dramatic (hen) dramatic (diu) sexual (lian)." Lin Yiren sat at the table, watching Yugong eating like a tiger with Tang Xiaomeng, I wonder if I look so ugly when I eat?

Yugong and Tang Xiaomeng met at the author gathering on the eve of the Jinjiang Writers Conference. At that time, Tang Xiaomeng was the prettiest among the four Lily gods. of the object.Yugong secretly thought about when they would break up, and then he accompanied the two of them until today.Judging from the current situation, Yu Gong no longer regards Tang Xiaomeng as a "development object" at all, because Tang Xiaomeng is so black-bellied, she can't hold it.

"Brother, eat more."

"Yiren, you're welcome, you can call her by her name."

"Brother Ni'er... Puff, haha, puff, I'm sorry." Lin Yiren snickered and covered her mouth.

Brother Yu Nier was not very satisfied, she raised her hair and said, "Have you heard a word? The vulgar is the elegant. My name has a history. When my mother gave birth to me, she dreamed that a golden light shot into my house. , and then she got pregnant with me, so she called me Nier, which shows that she loves me very much, baby me."

Tang Xiaomeng interrupted coldly: "Hurry up and eat, little girl."

I don't know if it was intentional or not, why is Tang Xiaomeng saying this name so awkwardly... Lin Yiren snickered, while Yugong started to eat with a depressed expression.

Tang Xiaomeng asked, "You were still in City H half an hour ago, why did you come here so quickly?"

After hearing this, Yu Gong laughed, and then said: "Actually, I was already in the car at that time, and I came to S City today not only for you, I have to prepare a meeting in a hurry, and I will meet my friends here in a few days." Woolen cloth."

"Who?" Tang Xiaomeng asked.

Yugong thought about it and said: "You don't like this person very much, so don't ask." After finishing speaking, Yugong took a few mouthfuls of rice, and then said, "Actually, it's okay to tell you, but let me declare first, we are just Just to meet her, I don't know her very well. That person is Xiangli."

"Oh..." Tang Xiaomeng didn't speak, but Lin Yiren spoke first.

Could she not be familiar with the name Xiangli?At the beginning, Zhuang Sheng... oh no, it was Tang Xiaomeng, who fell out with Xiangli for some reason, and there was a lot of speculation on the forum.Yu Gong is really stupid, it's not good to see anyone, how can he see Xiangli?

Sure enough, Tang Xiaomeng fell silent, Yu Gong lowered his head and ate the food, while Lin Yiren looked at Xiaomeng with a little worry.

After a while, Tang Xiaomeng suddenly said, "Can I go to the party?"

"Pfft!" "Pfft!" Both Yu Nier and Lin Yiren spat, they looked up at Tang Xiaomeng blankly.Tang Dashen's words are amazing. Although they are all great gods, everyone is used to a lively master like Yu Nier, and there will be a little commotion at most.If Tang Xiaomeng appeared at the party, her identity, coupled with her appearance, would definitely cause confusion.

"No!" Lin Yiren shouted.After yelling, she found that Yugong was looking at her with strange eyes, she blushed immediately, and said, "Xiaomeng...no...it's not safe."

"Well...that's true, if everyone knows that it is Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, it will definitely be a mess, and I will have to lose money at that time. It's not worth it."

Tang Xiaomeng shook her head and corrected, "Er Muzi refers to the aspect of appearance."

"..."

"..."

Lin Yiren and Yu Nier were both choked by Tang Xiaomeng's serious expression.It doesn't matter whether it's a master or a little transparent, it seems that the performance in front of Tang Xiaomeng is the same.

Tang Xiaomeng said again: "I don't know how to stand on stage, I'm a crowd. I just want to see what that fragrant pear looks like."

"This..." Yu Dashen hesitated. Speaking of which, she is the organizer of this meeting, and Tang Xiaomeng is her good friend, and besides, she is in city S, so she can't refuse no matter what she thinks.

Don't look at Yu Nier calling such a local turtle's name, her family is rich.

This "little meet and greet" was also very grand. She booked a night show in a bar in hhl that was only rented out to foreigners. Before the show even started, many people had already gathered, and it was very lively coming in and out.

For this meeting, Lin Yiren was very disapproving.Firstly, Tang Xiaomeng's leg injury has not fully healed, and it is a bit reluctant to walk on the ground now, and secondly, neither she nor Tang Xiaomeng like the person named Xiangli.But she couldn't refuse Tang Xiaomeng. Tang Xiaomeng said "I haven't gone out for a long time", and then there was that kind of sparkle in his eyes, which made people want to die.

So Lin Yiren supported Tang Xiaomeng and walked slowly along the path from home to the entrance of the bar. The bar was on a road behind the coach station.Usually there are few people who go there and it is very quiet, but today it is very lively.

"Single hollow, coupled solid, you all know tph, choose one to wear yourself." The man at the door said.

"This..." Lin Yiren looked at the various corsages in front of her. She understands tp, but is she hollow or solid?

It was Tang Xiaomeng who was on the side who spoke first: "Choose solid ones. If you take a single corsage, you're guaranteed to be besieged by a group of t's."

ah!That's right!Lin Yiren woke up like a dream, she looked at Tang Xiaomeng, and thought: Why does this person consider everything from profit?

Lin Yiren and Tang Xiaomeng stretched out their hands at the same time, and then——

Together, they pinched a solid corsage with the word p written on it.

The waiter at the door smiled: "Do you want to have such a good relationship? Just take two flowers at will, and go in quickly."

Lin Yiren supported Tang Xiaomeng, feeling a little tangled in her heart: Tang Xiaomeng was right about the statement about the empty and the solid.But this tp, is there anything special about it?Why did Tang Xiaomeng get p?Is it appropriate for someone who attacks like her to take p?

Thinking of this, Lin Yiren and Tang Xiaomeng came backstage, they wanted to find Yu Nier and arrange a good seat for her.

But the two of them were rudely stopped by someone who was wearing sunglasses and said to them, "Do you have eyes? Look up and read the words!"

So Lin Yiren raised her head and looked at the wooden sign that said: "The rest room of God Xiangli, no one else should enter." She immediately led Tang Xiaomeng back, saying as she retreated, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

When there was so much noise, Yu Dashen came. She stood behind the man and frowned, then shook her head and said to Lin Yiren and Tang Xiaomeng, "Come with me, I have reserved a seat in the front row for you."

Hearing what Yu Nier said, the expression on the bodyguard's face relaxed, and he said to Yu Nier: "So it's Yu Gong's friend, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You two have fun tonight~"

"Tch, who is it!" Lin Yiren said angrily, and then asked Yu Nier, "Why is that Xiangli so arrogant, who is she?"

Yu Nier shrugged her shoulders: "Never mind her, I have a business relationship with her, I don't have much relationship with her in private. I'll invite you to drink whatever you like."

"Orange juice."

"The most expensive wine." Tang Xiaomeng said.

"..." Yu Nier said with a dark face, "Wait a moment." Then, she turned around and left.

"..." Lin Yiren and Tang Xiaomeng sat down at the bar. This place is relatively close to the stage and very secluded, so it's a good place to go.

"Xiaomeng, I've always been curious, how did you fall out with Xiangli at that time?"

"I always disliked her." Tang Xiaomeng replied with great spirit.

"...But back then the forum was so noisy, and it was all aimed at you at the beginning. Those people's words were so scary, and now I think it's scary."

Tang Xiaomeng didn't say anything, but she asked back: "Do you think I have a personal grudge with Xiangli, so you want to come and see?"

"Yes!" Lin Yiren replied without thinking, "Isn't it?"

"No, I'm here to sell books." Tang Xiaomeng was serious.

"..." Lin Yiren's face was too embarrassing to put back.

Then at this time, Tang Xiaomeng added: "By the way, I want to see, what does Xiangli look like?"

Lin Yiren didn't believe Tang Xiaomeng's words. She didn't believe that Tang Xiaomeng was such a curious person.What's the story behind it, I really want to know.

During the conversation, the music on the stage started, exactly at nine o'clock in the evening as originally agreed upon.

But there was no one on the huge stage, no host, no guests, not even a microphone.The crowd was noisy just now, but gradually quieted down.Didn't you say that tonight is a performance hosted by God Lily himself?Why is there no one?

In the background, Yu Dashen was already furious, and she yelled at the bodyguard: "What's the matter? Why can't I come? I made an appointment with her a month ago, and I said I would come yesterday. Why can't I come today?" gone."

The bodyguard is also a woman, she is bigger and looks like a Japanese sumo wrestler when she is not smiling.But Yu Dashen is not something that can be provoked casually, so the bodyguard smiled all over his face and said, "Don't be angry, Yu Gong, my lady has always been like this, she likes to play petty temper, please wait for half an hour Yes, she might come."

"What do you mean waiting for half an hour! Now I'm not alone waiting, the whole audience is waiting, whether she will come tonight or not, I will cut off her show."

"Who said they want to pinch my show? Yu Dashen has a good temper, am I here?" While speaking, the fragrance filled the entire backstage, not to mention Yugong and the bodyguard, even the little gods in the backstage They all stared there.

Xiangli is wearing a shiny floor-length dress, a pair of exaggerated toad mirrors on her face, a big "lv" written on the leather bag in her hand, and the length of the high heels on her feet. Judging from the gait, at least not less than eight centimeters.

Xiangli looked around the crowd and said in a whiny voice, "Xiangli is late, please forgive me."

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiaomo and Hanzi for your comments~ You guys let me see a lot of things that I almost forgot to write... Thank you so much~ You two have worked hard