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Back home, the lights in the hall were still on, and Tang Xiaomeng was sitting in the kitchen.

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Why is there a rhythm of wives waiting for their husbands to come home.

Lin Yiren was embarrassed by herself, then quickly closed the door and said, "You're not waiting for me, are you?"

"You... Do you want me to wait for you?" Tang Xiaomeng asked with a smile.

"...you haven't eaten, have you?"

"I ate, these are for you." Tang Xiaomeng said.

Fried tofu with chives, boiled pork slices, assorted shrimps, and a small bowl of rice balls filled with rice wine.What a table of dishes!

But Lin Yiren couldn't eat anymore.

Tang Xiaomeng's expression seemed to be very happy, and her tone was rarely so cold: "I'm afraid you won't be able to eat food for the annual toast, so I specially reserved some for you. Eat as much as you can, if you can't eat it, you will fall down."

Seeing Tang Xiaomeng's happy expression, Lin Yiren couldn't bear to tell the truth.

She thought about it for a long time, and then said as if she was dead: "It's great."

Thinking that Tang Xiaomeng might have another expression like "Do you not like my cooking", Lin Yiren sat down with a dark face, and picked up chopsticks to try.I really didn't have much appetite at first, but Tang Xiaomeng's dishes were so delicious that I couldn't help but eat a little more.

Tang Xiaomeng sat on the side and asked: "The annual meeting of the unit was held very early, how is it going, did you win any prizes tonight?"

Lin Yiren stuffed a large piece of tofu into her mouth, she shook her head and said, "The sun is still shining. By the way, what do you usually do when you are at work?"

"Director." Tang Xiaomeng said the word with a smile.

"Huh?" Lin Yiren's expression was stunned.

"Make art at home, direct and act by yourself." Tang Xiaomeng completed the words with a smile.

"...I was taken aback. I thought you were really the kind of director who made movies. The kind of local tyrant who holds a black and white frame, wears small sunglasses, and wears a pair of slippers, and makes a bunch of handsome men and beautiful women to shoot movies."

Tang Xiaomeng smiled: "Okay, you can call me Director Tang in the future."

Lin Yiren ate the delicious food, and the small theater in her mind started filming again. She said to herself: "But you are not like a rich man at all. No rich man can cook for himself, and live in a high-end small bungalow. Eat and drink at home and do nothing, drink some wine with others when you are bored, hook up with some good-looking friends, and raise a kitten at home..."

"Kittens? Do you like cats?" Tang Xiaomeng interrupted suddenly.

"I like it. I especially like that kind of folded-eared cat. By the way, I heard that a Japanese mother sewed a pattern of a folded-eared cat on her child's pocket. The kitten is hiding in the pocket. It is very beautiful. Haha, say Speaking of local tyrants, I actually met one today, who became a director at the age of 29, he must be very powerful."

A strange expression suddenly flashed in Tang Xiaomeng's eyes, and she asked calmly, "Oh? A 29-year-old director? What does she look like?"

Lin Yiren put down the bowls and chopsticks and recalled: "The height is about 1.7 meters five, a lot taller than Manager Ji, and a little fatter. Others are not so much, just looking at the appearance is not beautiful, but if you add With that kind of temperament, it should be very popular with men."

"It's not easy to become a director at the age of 29. What's her last name?"

Lin Yiren smiled and said, "She has a very strange name, Xia Yuhe. But she is quite nice, she doesn't put on airs at all, and when she heard that I was her alumni, she kept chatting with me, causing colleagues to misunderstand gone."

"Really..." Tang Xiaomeng was thoughtful.

After eating Tang Xiaomeng's extra meal, Lin Yiren felt her stomach was getting bigger.

If you continue to live like this with Tang Xiaomeng, you will definitely become fat.

I ate so much that I couldn't sleep.Or go online and update half a chapter casually.

Lin Yiren's QQ was set to automatically log in, and when she swiped out of the Jinjiang author interface, she realized that she hadn't logged in incognito, and Zhuang Sheng had obviously seen her online.

Lin Yiren received a message from Zhuang Sheng:

"Do you want to avoid me because you can't write a long review? Humph."

Her trick was exposed in no time, and Lin Yiren felt that she couldn't bear it, so she replied with a hard face: "Yesterday, there was a power outage at home and I didn't have internet access, and today I'm so busy. I'm here."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Really? What a coincidence, my house also had a power outage, so there was no update yesterday. Since it is such a coincidence, how about we fight again tonight?"

Lin Yiren Khan==

I have seen those who step down the steps set by themselves, but I have never seen those who step on the steps set by others on their own initiative.

Lin Yiren: "I haven't updated it for a long time, I'll write it for you after I finish a chapter."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Alright, it will be harder for you this way. You have to write [-] words tonight."

Lin Yiren: "I mean..."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Speaking of you not updating for a long time, I remembered a very important thing."

Lin Yiren sat at the table and sighed. Although Zhuang Sheng didn't say anything, he could feel that it would definitely not be a good thing.But even if she stopped Zhuang Sheng, she would still make her own decisions. She held her head depressedly, and then typed a word on the keyboard: "Say."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "As a new author, I think your update speed is very problematic. I think you are also a person who wants to be a great god. You must not miss the new author list and the monthly list. Everyone thinks it is very important. In fact, I Think the list is irrelevant? So I came up with a very clever idea..."

Lin Yiren's face was already lined with black lines.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "I want to gather Master Lily to give you an author training class."

puff!

Lin Yiren was not hit by a tiankeng that fell from the sky this time, but was hit by a divine pit sent to her door.

When you are with Zhuang Sheng, you must have a realization: all good things are definitely not good things.

Lin Yiren asked very consciously: "Who needs me to write a long review?"

Zhuang Sheng smiled "haha" and said proudly: "Actually, I have never thought of such a classic idea. I have already taken a screenshot of this sentence. I will show it to your masters later. They will be very happy to accept you." Such a good apprentice."

Lin Yiren 囧

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Back to the point, the so-called author training class means that we will teach you a lot of writing experience, whether you need it or not. Then we will teach you how to communicate with readers, regardless of whether you have readers in the future. Yes Yes, we will also do a training camp on writing speed..."

Lin Yiren interjected, "It doesn't matter if I can write or not?"

Zhuang Sheng sent a no expression, and then said: "You will definitely write it. If you fail to complete the task of the day, you will lose a mine to me. I will make an excel spreadsheet for statistics. The theme of the first training session has already Think about it, let me let you go today, and start tomorrow."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Let me tell you about the theme of the training camp. Tomorrow's theme is the outline. You should prepare it well first. For details, please Baidu. Add your discussion group tomorrow. After the outline is finished, we will complain collectively. If you can persist In the end, it means that you have won. Well, that's it, see you tomorrow."

Zhuang Sheng went offline again, leaving Lin Yiren alone in the room bumping the pillow.

In order to catch up with the schedule, Lin Yiren finally activated the long-standing extreme mode, which was the ultimate test-taking strategy that she only researched before the college entrance examination.

It is well known that the brain is divided into many parts, and each part performs different tasks.In order to challenge the limit of the brain, Lin Yiren specially invented a method, which is to open together.

Listening to songs while typing, chatting with Scorpion while soaking his feet—this is Lin Yiren's ultimate form.

The scorpion in the headset said: "Is Nima chatting with me while soaking her feet again, why can I still hear the sound of water?"

"No, that's the water I drink. What do you think Zhuang Sheng suddenly went to other people's readers?"

Scorpion said: "I'm also surprised. Wasn't Zhuang Sheng very low-key before? Why is he so high-profile recently? Not only is he more diligent in writing, but he also frequently attracts readers."

More literary and diligent?Lin Yiren was surprised: "She even lied to me that she didn't update the article yesterday."

Scorpion: "No way, yesterday she updated two chapters in a row, which shocked us to death. It is said that there will be an update tonight. Is this going to change sex?"

"what……"

Scorpion: "Didn't you give me her QQ number? I am the administrator of several groups. Just now I found out that she has joined several small god groups at the same time. It seems that she is looking for someone."

Lin Yiren was puzzled: "Could it be that one sword floats? It's not been a long time since they broke up."

Scorpion: "It doesn't seem to be the case. She said that the pen name of the person she was looking for was Xiangli. Have you read her articles?"

"I haven't read her article, but I have heard of it. It is said that the author is quite young, and he hasn't graduated from high school yet."

Scorpion: "That's right, I also remembered when you said that. Many people around me only read her articles because of her young age. It is said that the writing is not bad. I will follow up and report on this matter. , I will tell you immediately if there is any news."

"Well, good. I'm only [-] words short of a chapter. I'll talk to you after I finish this."

Scorpion: "Why do you have to make up chapters one by one? When others write articles, they always talk about one thing in one chapter and then stop at a certain point. Many great masters say that they can't stop the car when they write. Why are you so like shit?" Long."

Lin Yiren said awkwardly, "I'm editing right now, right? By the way, I said that I was going to write Wen Zhuangsheng, and I also said that I would hold a training class for me."

Scorpion: "Who isn't the current editor! Damn! Why are you treated so well? What does Zhuang Sheng think of you?"

Lin Yiren: "She fell in love with my free long commentary."

Tang Xiaomeng, who was sitting next door and was writing, sneezed loudly.