Please God out of the pit gl

Black belly!

After receiving this text message, Lin Yiren's chest felt extremely tight.On the one hand, there is the depression of being dumped, and on the other hand, there is a personal threat.

joke!As long as a great god like Zhuang Sheng raised his arms casually in Jinjiang, he would die worse than Bajie.

It seems that Zhuang Sheng himself brought up the matter of doing CP, and it seems that she also took the initiative to do the cover and copywriting.But if she casually wrote "Shuangmu and I are cp" in the author's statement, then Lin Yiren would definitely be cast aside by countless people who admire Zhuang Sheng, and become a vixen who seduces Zhuang Sheng... Anyway, Lin Yiren Don't dare to despise Zhuang Sheng's Hong Guoguo threat.

Although nothing happened between them and the water was so pure that it was purer than pure water, but fans would never pay attention to Lin Yiren's words.

Hey, what a loss!

For the sake of his own reputation, Lin Yiren quickly logged into QQ after hanging up the phone.There, it seemed that many people were already waiting for her.

Just logged in to QQ, Lin Yiren was almost blinded by a row of messages on his interface.The earphones are always loud, and a large "beep beep" sound makes people collapse.Lin Yiren's account was re-applied after the breakup. In this account, there are no colleagues or friends at all, only a few good friends from the Internet.Such an empty number, why do so many people add it suddenly?

Judging from the zoomed-in interface in the lower right corner, it is actually all system messages.

Checking through the messages one by one, Lin Yiren found that almost all of the system messages were the same verification by adding groups.But she didn't work as an administrator in any group, let alone set up a q group, how could she receive the verification of joining the group?How strange.

Lin Yiren checked the dozens of verification messages one by one.By the end of the wait, her eyes were a little distracted, she rested her chin in one hand, and held the mouse in the other, almost in a daze.

Until the end, there was only one system message left in the system, and that system message perfectly explained why all this happened.

"Don't betray (324111422), the group leader Zhuang Shengxiaomeng has transferred the group to you, and now you are the group leader."

Lin Yiren was stunned when she saw the system message. She held the mouse without moving, and her face turned pale suddenly.

"From now on, this group will be transferred to you." Zhuang Sheng sent such a message to Lin Yiren.

There were shocks, joys, and doubts, but Lin Yiren would never believe that Zhuang Sheng had good intentions.

Lin Yiren asked in horror: "Can you tell me why?"

"I am willing." Zhuang Sheng answered these three words, and then he went offline suddenly.

Lin Yiren didn't even come to ask why.

Not to mention that Zhuang Sheng sent more than [-] text messages before, and even threatened her to tell the readers.

Someone in the group sent a message to Lin Yiren, and when he opened it, he was still an acquaintance, whose name was easy to remember.The reader named "The Chief Harem" sent Lin Yiren a temporary message, which read: "How did you become the leader of the group?"

Lin Yiren really couldn't answer this question, she asked him: "Do you know what happened to Zhuang Sheng? Is she unhappy?"

The harem master: "Well, my brother seems to be unhappy. I don't dare to hit the gun, she is too insidious. You are happy, and there is an extra readership for no reason. If Zhuang Sheng doesn't speak, I guess Everyone will think that you are the author Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, right?"

Lin Yiren sighed, "Hey, it seems like this..."

The main channel of the harem: "You are not also an author, so can you let others add your articles to your favorites?"

On the first day when Zhuang Sheng proposed to be a CP, Lin Yiren was very happy.But as time went by, she gradually became worried.Zhuang Sheng was really a little confused, and she was always a little uneasy about so many good things that fell from the sky.

Thinking of this, Lin Yiren said embarrassingly, "Forget it, it's better not to use it."

The harem manager: "Siblings and sisters are really virtuous. If you want me to do my part, go to the group and ask them to add my favorites. Hey, you don't know how difficult Jinjiang is now. So many people have read the article and don't bookmark it. Let us How are you going to survive? I’m running out of money for milk powder.”

Lin Yiren asked in surprise, "Huh? You're also the author? What's your name?"

The chief harem said calmly: "My name is Yugong Monkey Wine."

……

The chief harem said again: "Such a thunderous name, you must have admired it for a long time."

==

Lin Yiren finally crawled out from under her desk.Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, Yugong Monkey Wine... Is she lucky in the new year?All of a sudden, I got to know so many Lily gods.

Hearing the name "Yugong Monkey Wine", Lin Yiren's eyes lit up and said to him, "Master!"

Zhuang Sheng is also a great god, but she didn't call him that when she first met Zhuang Sheng.

The chief harem smiled and said: "Haha, I was just joking with you! From now on, don't call me Dashen. Zhuang Sheng is my younger brother, and you are my younger brother and sister. From now on, call me Big Brother."

So, Lin Yiren called out excitedly with joy and anxiety: "Brother~"

The chief harem made a smiling face, and then said: "After calling the eldest brother, you will be your own. Don't betray us in the group. You will be Zhuang Sheng from now on. If they have any questions, you can help my brother answer them. By the way, I remember selling more books in the group. I heard that my brother has printed a lot of books by herself. Including the ten books she bought in Jinjiang last time, there are about a hundred books in stock. You need to help her get those books out. Sell ​​it!"

Lin Yiren was terrified, Zhuang Sheng was really generous in the sale, she thought she would only sell ten copies, but she was really wrong, it turned out that it was premeditated.

The chief harem laughed and said, "Among the four of us, she is the one who knows how to do business and is the most daring. We can't do this kind of thing that violates the contract secretly. Remember that when you sell books, you must never tell readers about herself. After printing the book, just say that there is still stock. The price doesn’t need to be too high or too low, just 20 yuan more than the one on the Jinjiang customization interface.”

Lin Yiren has long been unable to keep up with the thoughts of the Great God, and she is really confused about things like selling books.Anyway, just follow along, so she agreed, "Okay."

The main channel of the harem: "Wei Wei, Nai He, we are all in this group, we may come to you together in a few days, it was arranged by my brother. It will definitely not be a good thing if you are mentally prepared."

Lin Yiren said nervously, "Okay..."

Harem Manager: "Give me your home address, and I'll send you a postcard."

Lin Yiren said happily, "Okay~"

Harem Manager: "Someone called, I'll play hide and seek. There are many people looking for you in the group, go quickly."

Lin Yiren agreed, "Okay."

Then, Yu Gong also went offline.

I always feel that there will be great changes every time I go online, and Lin Yiren feels that there is a lot of information tonight.Of course, compared to some things learned later, the previous ones are still a piece of cake.

Since Zhuang Sheng and Yu Gong were not there, Lin Yiren clicked on the group and glanced casually.

There were already more than a hundred people in the group, and those people were chatting happily in the group, Lin Yiren glanced around casually, and found that everyone was talking about Zhuang Sheng.

Silly: "Why... why do you want me to knock her? I... don't know her very well."

? : "Isn't it rock-paper-scissors? Don't play tricks! In fact, we are all shy kids, and you are a little cheeky, so I sent you there! Remember to call the group leader, we are all patient with you. "

Silly: "Hey..."

Someone who was sitting on the sofa for the first time: "Or we can go to Director Zhuang as a group, and she will definitely join the group to watch."

? : "Don't be like this... Director Zhuang doesn't like others to bother her, hey, it's better to just talk silently like this, I think she will come in to see us one day..."

Since I was already going to pretend to be Zhuang Sheng, I had to do something.

Thinking of this, Lin Yiren said in the group: "Actually, you can come to me, I don't mind."

Of course, Lin Yiren said this out of kindness. She has the deepest understanding of the pain of chasing the text.So she wanted to take advantage of the time of pretending to be Zhuang Sheng to build a good relationship with readers, and let everyone help to promote Zhuang Sheng under the article, and fulfilled her wish.However, Lin Yiren obviously underestimated everyone's fighting power and overestimated everyone's integrity.

The people who were chatting in the group suddenly found that the leader of the group had spoken, and the shock was no small matter.The whole group was filled in an instant, and Lin Yiren's little computer almost got stuck.

Don't be silly: "Zhuang Sheng!"

? : "Director Zhuang!"

Someone sitting on the couch for the first time: "A real person!"

Pi Dan me: "Director Zhuang, I have loved you for a long time!"

……

Lin Yiren, who was sitting at the other end of the computer, made a "head", she did not expect everyone's enthusiasm to be so high.

A rise is a good thing, and only when it rises can the book be sold at a good price.

So Lin Yiren took the opportunity to say: "How many people want to buy books, let's talk privately. I don't have much in stock, so hurry up."

In fact, in the final analysis, Lin Yiren of Taurus is also very economical.

It is also easy to be bullied.

Because Lin Yiren said before, "Actually, you can come to me, I don't mind", so everyone seems to be no longer reserved.Now that they got the author's approval, many people chatted with Lin Yiren alone.

Lin Yiren had never chatted with so many people at the same time. She felt that her hands were not enough, and wished she could grow hands and eyes from her head to reply to everyone.

There are also those who buy books

There are also those who ask for signatures

There are also confessions

Some people even prepared a very long love letter to Lin Yiren.

Dozens of people send you messages at the same time, what kind of concept is this.Now Lin Yiren has realized it.

She clicked on this screen and then on that dialog box, she was so busy.

It wasn't until this moment that she suddenly realized why Zhuang Sheng wanted to transfer the group to her, and secretly felt that she had been fooled by Zhuang Sheng again.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng is such a great master, who wouldn't want to hook him up?After finally getting her QQ, many people will come to add her QQ to chat with her privately.What Lin Yiren has to do is, like a bodyguard, help Zhuang Sheng block all the replies; then, like a secretary, help Zhuang Sheng sell those books in stock; A good image... This CP is really not a good one.

Hey...unfriendly

After understanding what she was going to do, Lin Yiren felt that she had gradually settled down.After all, at this time, only by keeping yourself busy will you not think about that unhappy thing over and over again.From this perspective, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng also helped him unintentionally.

In that pile of QQ messages, Lin Yiren found an extremely strange message. That person didn't ask Lin Yiren for autographs, postcards, books, etc. like everyone else, but said in the message:

"It's been a whole year, are you okay?"

Lin Yiren felt it was strange, so she didn't feel that she took a second look at that person's name.That person's screen name made her feel a little familiar, and the four-character screen name was called

"A sword floating in the air"