Please God out of the pit gl

"Zhuang Tao, can you hide a little deeper?" Lin Yiren thought silently.

Refresh the purchase interface, but there is no update; refresh Weibo, there is no new news; no readership, no YY... Director Zhuang is like an invisible man, except for "fraudulent corpse" every three months, he never shows up in public.

——Too wretched.

That article has been stuck for more than two months, and after twelve o'clock tonight, it will be the anniversary of her three-month break.There is also the article in the author's column, it is really a pit, it was locked in just two to three hundred words, and it shamelessly occupied a seat at No. 20 on the monthly list.

Thousands of contributions, hundreds of people commenting on the article every day, and one long comment after another are almost more than the number of main texts, but Director Zhuang just can't bear to update.

2013-05-0111:45:54

2013-08-0111:44:54

2013-11-0111:43:54

These are the last three update times.According to this rhythm, this update should be today - February 42st at 54:[-]:[-] pm.

But Lin Yiren clearly knew that Director Zhuang would not update tonight.

Because the master of Lily, "Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng", went to City B to attend the Jinjiang Writers Conference tonight.

The Jinjiang Author Conference is held every five years.The participating authors are all famous gods in each forum.Although the Lily section is a newly launched section, four great gods were invited to attend.Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng can be said to be the youngest among the great gods of Lily, although there are only a few articles in her column.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng has only come to Jinjiang not long ago, but with one article, she has firmly occupied the No. 1 title of Jinjiang Grand Palace of Eternal Life for half a year, which has never happened before.Of course, this also established Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's position among Jinjiang's hundred collaborators.

Every Jinjiang Lily reader knows Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, and being nominated by director Zhuang on Weibo has become a dream for many people.But Lin Yiren was different from them.

Lin Yiren has never liked an article so much in her life, nor has she hated an author so much.

Qin Xin is gentle and considerate, and her sword is full of emotion and sex.Lin Yiren eagerly hopes to see their final outcome.But the author Jun clearly wrote in the author's words: "I don't guarantee that the ending will be he, please judge as you like."

Is this for others to see, or not to see?

I hate you Zhuang Dao!I hate you!Lin Yiren clicked the mouse angrily.

Lin Yiren once thought about giving up the article, but on the last day of every three months, she would habitually go to the interface and click to buy v articles.

I seem to have gotten used to Zhuang Dao's rhythm...

I seem to have been tuned/taught by Zhuang Dao...

Filled with grief and indignation, Lin Yiren continued to browse Baidu.Now that you know there is no update tonight, you should focus more on what you should be doing... For example, scroll through the web to see if anyone has blown up Zhuang Sheng's photo.

Lin Yiren's mouse hovered over a title, and that title read: "This is your beloved director Zhuang——The secret record of the scene of the ** Author Conference".

"Keiwei Weiwei, Yixiao Naihe, Yugong Monkey Wine, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng"

The first to appear on the interface are these four names.

The webpage was refreshed pixel by pixel, and the four heads appeared on the screen in uneven layers.

Lin Yiren didn't know what she was doing. When she saw the photos, she realized that she had been updating the group photos of Jinjiang authors all night.As a reader, it is natural to want to know what the author looks like, but Lin Yiren has always felt that she hates Zhuang Sheng, why would she look for Zhuang Sheng's photos there?

The photo slowly emerged, and a round table appeared after the human figure, and four people formed a circle around the round table, as if they were eating.The two sitting on the far left are facing the camera, talking and laughing, one has dark skin and the other has snow-white skin, both of them look about [-] or so.Look at the man on the left, with a hedgehog head and black-rimmed glasses. This is what the legendary T looks like.

Of course, Lin Yiren has never met Zhuang Sheng, but she is quite familiar with Zhuang Sheng's cute little green characters.

It is absolutely impossible for these three people to be Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, Lin Yiren said to himself.

In the end, there was only one person left, and she was the closest to the camera, taking the clearest picture.

Unfortunately, the face was not photographed.

In the camera, she lowered her head and was thinking about something. Her clean bangs covered half of her face, but the tip of her nose was clearly visible.There was a small green vegetable in the bowl in front of her, and her eyes were fixed on the vegetable, as if she was in a trance.The ponytail at the back of the head does not seem to be combed properly, spreading to the left and right.There is still a strand of hair curled up in front of the forehead, which is the so-called "stupid hair".

Lin Yiren looked at the photo, her heart skipped a beat.That ponytail is undoubtedly Director Zhuang.Lin Yiren once thought that Director Zhuang might be a strict elder sister, or an extremely ugly fat woman.It's just that he didn't expect Director Zhuang to look so fresh, which completely didn't match her wretched reply.

The upturned nose, the slender figure, the ponytail at the back of the head...Lin Yiren reconstructed the appearance of Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng in his mind.Seeing Zhuang Sheng's profile, a new vague impression slowly emerged in his mind.

Lin Yiren has always been a person who doesn't like to follow suit.

Everyone else uses iPhones, but she uses a straight Nokia; everyone else grows cacti, but she grows hyacinths; when others think that the hyacinths she grows look good, they start to grow hyacinths again, and she grows cactus.

Therefore, when someone recommended this article to her for the first time, she was extremely contemptuous and said to others: "You can tell that it is a tragedy just by looking at the name. I don't read such a sad article."

After so many recommendations, Lin Yiren felt strange, what kind of magical power does this author have, so that so many people recommend her articles.Then she picked up the book.

Ever since she read the first word, Lin Yiren felt that she didn't think about tea and food. When she closed her eyes, she saw Qin Xin standing tenderly by the river playing the piano, Jian Po dancing with the sound of the piano.

The text is simple and elegant, and the plot is interlocking. However, these are the necessary standards for a good article, which is not surprising.It is the two characters in the text that fascinate Lin Yiren.

—— Jian Po, has been full of puzzles since she first appeared on the stage. Lin Yiren was extremely curious about her life experience and her secrets.

——And Qin Xin, who is so gentle, intelligent, and knowledgeable, is a "weak subject" in modern terms.Such a soft and easy to push down girl is strong and unyielding in her bones. Judging from the previous foreshadowing, she and Jian Po have an inextricable blood feud.

As far as the article is full of jq, these two people are undoubtedly the most suitable couple in the articles that Lin Yiren has read, but judging from the current situation, it is really not clear whether the ending will be happy or sad.

What caused all this is this author named Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, who obviously wrote the article himself, so there must be an outline.What is "I don't know the ending", whether it is a comedy or a tragedy can always be explained clearly.If the main character died after chasing him for a long time, then Lin Yiren would cry to death.

Everyone respectfully calls Zhuang Sheng Dao Zhuang, but Lin Yiren privately calls her "Zhuang Dao"—meaning "the surname Zhuang loves to make trouble".

This name is not appropriate, because Lin Yiren does not know Zhuang Sheng's name until now.Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng seems to know how to protect her privacy better than other Bai collaborators. Except for her pseudonym and Weibo, her private life is completely and completely isolated from the Internet. Lin Yiren doesn't even know whether she is an attacker or a victim, and is single Still have company.

"Aha! The second one!" Lin Yiren rubbed her hands excitedly.

The second photo is still of four people, under the photo it is written: "The four people in the photo are—Kei Wei Wei, Yi Xiao Nai He, Yu Gong Monkey Wine, Zhuang Sheng Xiao Meng".Except for Zhuang Sheng, the other three are also big hands in writing about Lily, but Lin Yiren didn't care, her eyes were firmly fixed on Zhuang Sheng.

The Zhuang Sheng in the photo looks slightly fatter, and the bangs on her forehead are the same as the first photo, but she seems to be slightly taller than the first photo, and her body shape is also slightly fatter.Her face was full of smiles, making people feel as bright as spring in March.

But Lin Yiren felt that there was something wrong with that photo, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng...

Lin Yiren opened the previous photo again and compared the two photos at the same time.

The two people in the photo are wearing the same clothes, combing the same hairstyle, and the neat bangs.The only slight difference is that the girl in the second picture looks slightly taller and fatter.Sometimes there will be some differences from different shooting angles, Lin Yiren comforted himself.

The girl in the second photo seemed to be looking at Lin Yiren through the camera. That girl was really cute, with a bit of flesh and dimples.But for some reason, Lin Yiren felt that the two photos were not the same person, and she always felt that the second photo had a weird feeling.

Staring at the two photos, Lin Yiren was confused.Zhuang Sheng in the second photo looks sweet and pleasant, and seems to be a little more approachable than the Zhuang Sheng on the Internet.But it was that approachability that made Lin Yiren feel a little awkward.In contrast, she preferred Zhuang Sheng in the first photo. Although her face was not photographed, Lin Yiren felt like laughing because she was staring at the plate seriously.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng shouldn't be so ordinary.

she should have some...

eccentric.

Lin Yiren frowned.

There are only two photos on the webpage, with a sentence attached to the photo.That sentence feels very provocative

--"Yuan Fang, how do you see?"

Soon the blog was full of replies.

Readers have always had a strange mentality. When they see a good article, readers will guess what the author looks like, whether the protagonist in the article is based on the author himself, or even guess what the characters in the article have to do with the author's own experience. relation.Everyone wants to know the author.

But when the author's photos are exposed to everyone, most people will look at the author with the eyes of a star, and many people will feel that the author is different from what they imagined in their minds, not so goddess, not so queen, not so royal Sister... Anyway, not so perfect.So, in the final analysis, it becomes a sentence

——"disillusioned."

This word is the word with the most comments under the photo.

Lin Yiren also felt this way and was disillusioned.But she didn't think the person in the photo was too ugly, but she felt that the person in the photo was too ordinary. If it was too ordinary, there would be no sense of mystery. Without mystery, people would not secretly guess about the author's experience.It's as if you can see through a person from a single photo, and that immature face makes people feel nothing new at all.

Compared with Zhuang Sheng in Lin Yiren's imagination, the person in the photo seems too ordinary.

Lin Yiren looked at the person in the photo and sighed.

She wished so much that the person in the photo was not Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng. A person like Zhuang Sheng should not have such ordinary and gentle eyes.Based on her guess about Zhuang Sheng, that girl should have experienced many things.

After closing the photos with a depressed mood, the browser interface stayed at the interface of purchasing v texts.Although she didn't expect anything, she still clicked "Refresh" habitually.

To her surprise——on the night when Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng went to City B to attend the author meeting

2014-02-0111:42:54

! !

actually……

updated……

Looking at the words of the top author, Lin Yiren wanted to cry but had no tears.The tears were shed for the new chapter that I had been anxiously waiting for for three months, and of course part of it was because of Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, the arrogant person.

"The author has something to say:

Some readers may secretly hope that this article will stop updating, but I will say that I will finish this article seriously, even if it takes a long time.At this moment, I am in city b, but the updated chapter has been prepared, please enjoy it.Don't forget to leave a message to spread flowers, this is the little shoujun of the manuscript box~~~~"

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Lin Yiren looked at the computer screen with resentment, her love for the article and her dislike for the author made her love-hate.Zhuang Sheng is obviously a very abnormal person, so the normal girl in the photo obviously doesn't look like that, okay?

Although it's great to have an update, but Director Zhuang, are you really a super obsessive-compulsive disorder patient?Why does the update time have to be so neat and swollen?And what's up with the "Little Shoujun in the Manuscript Box", obviously you are the Wannian Shou!Lin Yiren complained in her heart.

But it was hard to hide, Lin Yiren's lips were filled with a smile. Seeing the new chapter, she felt a long-lost warm and steady feeling in her heart.