Master, you think too much
Chapter 65
After staying in Mu Yunzong for a few more months, it was spring.
Su Boli has reached the middle stage of foundation establishment, while Sangzi has completely turned into a monster with a shape, ears and tails can be put away.
Originally, being able to put away his tail and ears would make it easier for Sangzi to hide the fact that he had become a monster.
Sangzi thought the same way, but unfortunately his instinct as a cat was still there...so, it was exposed.
The one who found out that something was wrong with Sangzi was a former Mu Yunzong disciple who was arranged to help Sangzi clean the yard.
Sangzi seldom showed up, and the disciples had to clean the yard for more than a week before seeing Sangzi.
The sun was lazy that afternoon, and Sangzi sat on the wooden steps to bask in the sun.
Then the little disciple saw in horror that Elder Sangzi was actually licking the back of his left hand!
The expression is quite happy...
The little disciple suppressed the horror in his heart, and observed silently for a few more days.
For example, Elder Sangzi’s pointed and long nails, for example, Elder Sangzi’s disciples especially like to rub his master’s belly... For example, Sect Master Sangzi likes to bark his teeth when he is unhappy. The teeth that are exposed are definitely not what a human should look like, but like a beast. The... fangs!
The little disciple sneaked into Sangzi's room.
It stands to reason that a cat owner, cat food bowl, cat scratching board, cat cushion, and broken sand are all necessary, but there are none of these in the house.
There was a messy and clumped whisk hanging on the wall, the bed was scattered, a few cat hairs stuck to the pillow, and there were a few obvious scratches on the wooden floor.
It's almost like a... huge cat's nest!
He quietly exited the room.
The next day, he brought catnip and hid it in Sangzi's pillow.I crushed the branches and smeared some on the bed.
That night catnip attracted the love of hometown|The tide was unbearable, my limbs became weak, and I turned into a cat lying on the pillow and screaming all night.
Originally, catnip can only make cats hallucinate, so that cats can have effects such as excitement.
But the problem is, it's spring now, and the kitten's body is facing the estrous period for the first time. When provoked by the catnip, its rationality succumbs to instinct, and it goes into estrus.
Su Poli doesn't know what's going on, even if the estrous period is over, I'll give you a warning first. Although Yanhu and Jin Mo live next door to each other, but Master like this really can't be given to other guys. see.
Self licking or something... so shameful.
So when Sangzi let out the first painful whimper, Su Boli's first reaction was to put the whole room into the sound-absolute circle.
The cat meows|Chun's voice is a bit like a baby crying, even his master is the same.
Su Boli's scalp was numb, and he said tremblingly, "Master, you can change back, and this apprentice will help you...you can't do it like this!"
No, of course not.
Sangzi knew how shameful the "thing" he was doing was, but he didn't dare to transform into a human form, for fear that he couldn't help but throw the protagonist...
Well, this time he really thought too much.
Su Boli watched anxiously, thinking that he heard that cats in heat are very painful... By the way, the uncle who sold grilled fish said how to treat cats in heat?
Castrate...isn't it?
Su Boli turned his face silently.
Su Boli walked over and hugged the kitten to his lap, and stretched out his hands to stroke its back and calves.Although the cat who was concentrating on "doing business" was slightly dissatisfied with his actions, he didn't express much.
After tossing and tossing until dawn, before the little white cat fell asleep, Su Boli still comforted the master, not daring to fall asleep.
"It's already dawn, Master, get up quickly, let's go play with balls of thread! Master?" Yanhu pushed the door and entered, followed by Jin Mo, Yanhu was slightly surprised, "What's wrong, this is it? It's a big strand Catnip smell...um, and heat...?!"
Jin Mo sniffed, walked straight to the bed, tore off the sheet roughly, and threw it on the floor together with the pillow.
Yanhu rubbed the corners of his brows, and sat beside Su Boli, "Master, are you in love?"
Su Boli nodded.
"Look at the cat's shell is indeed about the same age..." Yanhu propped his chin and said, "But I told you that catnip has a stimulating effect on cats... It is very painful if the estrus period is not relieved, you How dare you use it to stimulate a cat in estrus."
"I do not have."
"Then where did this catnip come from?"
"I don't know." Su Boli shook his head.
"Could it be that Master saw that catnip was fun and brought it back by himself?"
"Of course not, he will definitely let me choose to come back directly."
"..."
"You and the master belong to the same family of cats. How did you solve it when you were in heat? I remember the master said that the number of flame tigers is not large, and you were raised in captivity..." Su Boli thought again in his heart Secretly added a sentence, wouldn't it be really eunuch? !
"Turn into a human form. It becomes a human form before the estrus period. The body structure is based on the human condition. Humans can be in estrus all year round, but as long as it is not under the influence of drugs, it is quite simple to suppress it by will."
Yanhu took it for granted.
"But it won't work during the estrous period, and it will still trouble you if you become a human being."
That's it... Su Boli nodded thoughtfully.
"Of course, you can also help Master find a kitten."
"..."
Don't even think about it.
Jin Mo pointed to the green marks on the bed sheet and said, "Someone came here yesterday, hid catnip in the pillow, and wiped catnip juice on the bed sheet."
Su Boli was startled, "Someone has entered our room?"
"You are too careless. Not only did you not try to form a formation, but you didn't even lock the doors." Jin Mo said with a serious face.
"Actually... neither of us locked the door." Yanhu said weakly.
"To shut up!"
"There are only a few people who can enter the yard," Jin Mo said lightly to Su Boli, "You, me, Yanhu, Master, and the Canglan Sect Master, Shuanghua, and...the one who cleaned the yard for us Little monk."
"Did that little monk find out that the little white cat is the master? Otherwise, how dare... put catnip in the pillow?" Su Boli was taken aback, "I heard from the master that he was a disciple of Mu Yunzong before! Don’t you hate Master to death?”
Jin Mo nodded and said calmly, "It's nothing, I'll eat him before he spreads the news."
"Actually, it's okay to spread it out," Yanhu said lazily, "Let Shizun find someone to make a blood contract, and Shizun will become that guy's, and no one else can take it away."
In fact, the principle is very easy to understand. For example, if a monster made a mistake before signing the blood contract, it would definitely be punished.But once you sign a blood contract with someone, the monster is their property, and you have no right to touch their property.
If the monster still makes mistakes after signing, go to the owner of the monster.
Still no monsters.
"No." Su Boli refused.
"I think it's okay." Yanhu said, "Find a weak one that can be slaughtered at any time."
"No." Su Boli firmly agreed.
"I think," Jin Mo said, "you should first understand who Sang Zi offended before."
"Ask Cang Lan." Yan Hu's eyeballs rolled around.
Cang Lan rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully, "He has offended quite a few people. Today, a young disciple sued him."
"What?" Su Boli shook his hand and almost dropped the little white cat in his arms.
In a blink of an eye, I thought again, it's better to tell Cang Lan than to tell the whole cultivation world, at least Cang Lan can stop the news.
"According to his many days of lurking, observation and research, he found that the salted fish he dried at home might have been stolen by Sangzi."
"What?"
"Because only Sangzi in the entire Xiuyun Sect is a cat."
"Nonsense," Su Boli shook his head, "Shizun doesn't eat salted fish. Shizun likes stewed fish, fried fish, and grilled fish in your small kitchen..."
Cang Lan lowered his face, and said coldly, "This deity guessed right! You really ate the fish of this deity!"
Yanhu was dissatisfied, "Who said that the one who stole your fish is Jin Mo, and the one who eats your fish is only Shizun, I am very innocent!"
"..."
"What did that Mu Yunzong disciple say?" Su Boli quickly brought the topic back.
"He said that he suspected that Elder Sangzi was a monster in disguise, and hoped that I could go to your place early this morning to verify the facts. What's wrong? Did something happen last night?"
Su Boli gritted his teeth, "That guy actually secretly stuffed catnip under Master's pillow!"
"Oh?"
"Then the master sent | the estrus period is here."
"Puchi——" Cang Lan couldn't help laughing out loud, "It's okay, it's okay, Shuanghua was at the same age when she was in estrus, and she had no experience in estrus for the first time, so she hugged my legs and rubbed against her, and then she turned into a human form and it's fine .”
"Didn't... lick yourself?" Su Boli asked awkwardly.
"...Well, cats do have this kind of situation, but Shuanghua doesn't..." Cang Lan hastily added, "But it may be that Shuanghua was a little fat back then, and couldn't bend her body."
Just be human...
"Where is that former Muyun Sect disciple?"
"It was dealt with by the deity, you should also pay attention," Cang Lan spread his hands, and he wanted to laugh seeing Su Boli's unbearable appearance, "Strength comes first, the cultivation world is not the ordinary world, and the ones who are really protected are not the weak but the weak." You are a strong man. If Sangzi hadn't been protecting you all the time, with your level of cultivation, I'm afraid you're worth less than a monster... Sigh, it's a pity that Sangzi's worth has dropped a lot now."
"No no, Master will definitely return to the peak."
"It will take a long time to see." Cang Lan sighed, "It's okay for you to be kind to your master, but it's better not to give too much affection."
"Why?" Su Boli asked.
Yanhu sneered, "Come on, this kid has already fallen."
"Sangzi came back from a new life, but from a certain point of view, he cannot be tolerated by the Dao of Heaven. It is very likely that he will fail when he gets off the car."
"A monk requires a pure heart and few desires. The more you give emotionally, the more chaotic your heart will be. The demons that are not worth mentioning on the way to advancement may harm you."
The author has something to say: take a slow pace in advance...you can't post it impatiently!Love period or something...
Su Boli has reached the middle stage of foundation establishment, while Sangzi has completely turned into a monster with a shape, ears and tails can be put away.
Originally, being able to put away his tail and ears would make it easier for Sangzi to hide the fact that he had become a monster.
Sangzi thought the same way, but unfortunately his instinct as a cat was still there...so, it was exposed.
The one who found out that something was wrong with Sangzi was a former Mu Yunzong disciple who was arranged to help Sangzi clean the yard.
Sangzi seldom showed up, and the disciples had to clean the yard for more than a week before seeing Sangzi.
The sun was lazy that afternoon, and Sangzi sat on the wooden steps to bask in the sun.
Then the little disciple saw in horror that Elder Sangzi was actually licking the back of his left hand!
The expression is quite happy...
The little disciple suppressed the horror in his heart, and observed silently for a few more days.
For example, Elder Sangzi’s pointed and long nails, for example, Elder Sangzi’s disciples especially like to rub his master’s belly... For example, Sect Master Sangzi likes to bark his teeth when he is unhappy. The teeth that are exposed are definitely not what a human should look like, but like a beast. The... fangs!
The little disciple sneaked into Sangzi's room.
It stands to reason that a cat owner, cat food bowl, cat scratching board, cat cushion, and broken sand are all necessary, but there are none of these in the house.
There was a messy and clumped whisk hanging on the wall, the bed was scattered, a few cat hairs stuck to the pillow, and there were a few obvious scratches on the wooden floor.
It's almost like a... huge cat's nest!
He quietly exited the room.
The next day, he brought catnip and hid it in Sangzi's pillow.I crushed the branches and smeared some on the bed.
That night catnip attracted the love of hometown|The tide was unbearable, my limbs became weak, and I turned into a cat lying on the pillow and screaming all night.
Originally, catnip can only make cats hallucinate, so that cats can have effects such as excitement.
But the problem is, it's spring now, and the kitten's body is facing the estrous period for the first time. When provoked by the catnip, its rationality succumbs to instinct, and it goes into estrus.
Su Poli doesn't know what's going on, even if the estrous period is over, I'll give you a warning first. Although Yanhu and Jin Mo live next door to each other, but Master like this really can't be given to other guys. see.
Self licking or something... so shameful.
So when Sangzi let out the first painful whimper, Su Boli's first reaction was to put the whole room into the sound-absolute circle.
The cat meows|Chun's voice is a bit like a baby crying, even his master is the same.
Su Boli's scalp was numb, and he said tremblingly, "Master, you can change back, and this apprentice will help you...you can't do it like this!"
No, of course not.
Sangzi knew how shameful the "thing" he was doing was, but he didn't dare to transform into a human form, for fear that he couldn't help but throw the protagonist...
Well, this time he really thought too much.
Su Boli watched anxiously, thinking that he heard that cats in heat are very painful... By the way, the uncle who sold grilled fish said how to treat cats in heat?
Castrate...isn't it?
Su Boli turned his face silently.
Su Boli walked over and hugged the kitten to his lap, and stretched out his hands to stroke its back and calves.Although the cat who was concentrating on "doing business" was slightly dissatisfied with his actions, he didn't express much.
After tossing and tossing until dawn, before the little white cat fell asleep, Su Boli still comforted the master, not daring to fall asleep.
"It's already dawn, Master, get up quickly, let's go play with balls of thread! Master?" Yanhu pushed the door and entered, followed by Jin Mo, Yanhu was slightly surprised, "What's wrong, this is it? It's a big strand Catnip smell...um, and heat...?!"
Jin Mo sniffed, walked straight to the bed, tore off the sheet roughly, and threw it on the floor together with the pillow.
Yanhu rubbed the corners of his brows, and sat beside Su Boli, "Master, are you in love?"
Su Boli nodded.
"Look at the cat's shell is indeed about the same age..." Yanhu propped his chin and said, "But I told you that catnip has a stimulating effect on cats... It is very painful if the estrus period is not relieved, you How dare you use it to stimulate a cat in estrus."
"I do not have."
"Then where did this catnip come from?"
"I don't know." Su Boli shook his head.
"Could it be that Master saw that catnip was fun and brought it back by himself?"
"Of course not, he will definitely let me choose to come back directly."
"..."
"You and the master belong to the same family of cats. How did you solve it when you were in heat? I remember the master said that the number of flame tigers is not large, and you were raised in captivity..." Su Boli thought again in his heart Secretly added a sentence, wouldn't it be really eunuch? !
"Turn into a human form. It becomes a human form before the estrus period. The body structure is based on the human condition. Humans can be in estrus all year round, but as long as it is not under the influence of drugs, it is quite simple to suppress it by will."
Yanhu took it for granted.
"But it won't work during the estrous period, and it will still trouble you if you become a human being."
That's it... Su Boli nodded thoughtfully.
"Of course, you can also help Master find a kitten."
"..."
Don't even think about it.
Jin Mo pointed to the green marks on the bed sheet and said, "Someone came here yesterday, hid catnip in the pillow, and wiped catnip juice on the bed sheet."
Su Boli was startled, "Someone has entered our room?"
"You are too careless. Not only did you not try to form a formation, but you didn't even lock the doors." Jin Mo said with a serious face.
"Actually... neither of us locked the door." Yanhu said weakly.
"To shut up!"
"There are only a few people who can enter the yard," Jin Mo said lightly to Su Boli, "You, me, Yanhu, Master, and the Canglan Sect Master, Shuanghua, and...the one who cleaned the yard for us Little monk."
"Did that little monk find out that the little white cat is the master? Otherwise, how dare... put catnip in the pillow?" Su Boli was taken aback, "I heard from the master that he was a disciple of Mu Yunzong before! Don’t you hate Master to death?”
Jin Mo nodded and said calmly, "It's nothing, I'll eat him before he spreads the news."
"Actually, it's okay to spread it out," Yanhu said lazily, "Let Shizun find someone to make a blood contract, and Shizun will become that guy's, and no one else can take it away."
In fact, the principle is very easy to understand. For example, if a monster made a mistake before signing the blood contract, it would definitely be punished.But once you sign a blood contract with someone, the monster is their property, and you have no right to touch their property.
If the monster still makes mistakes after signing, go to the owner of the monster.
Still no monsters.
"No." Su Boli refused.
"I think it's okay." Yanhu said, "Find a weak one that can be slaughtered at any time."
"No." Su Boli firmly agreed.
"I think," Jin Mo said, "you should first understand who Sang Zi offended before."
"Ask Cang Lan." Yan Hu's eyeballs rolled around.
Cang Lan rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully, "He has offended quite a few people. Today, a young disciple sued him."
"What?" Su Boli shook his hand and almost dropped the little white cat in his arms.
In a blink of an eye, I thought again, it's better to tell Cang Lan than to tell the whole cultivation world, at least Cang Lan can stop the news.
"According to his many days of lurking, observation and research, he found that the salted fish he dried at home might have been stolen by Sangzi."
"What?"
"Because only Sangzi in the entire Xiuyun Sect is a cat."
"Nonsense," Su Boli shook his head, "Shizun doesn't eat salted fish. Shizun likes stewed fish, fried fish, and grilled fish in your small kitchen..."
Cang Lan lowered his face, and said coldly, "This deity guessed right! You really ate the fish of this deity!"
Yanhu was dissatisfied, "Who said that the one who stole your fish is Jin Mo, and the one who eats your fish is only Shizun, I am very innocent!"
"..."
"What did that Mu Yunzong disciple say?" Su Boli quickly brought the topic back.
"He said that he suspected that Elder Sangzi was a monster in disguise, and hoped that I could go to your place early this morning to verify the facts. What's wrong? Did something happen last night?"
Su Boli gritted his teeth, "That guy actually secretly stuffed catnip under Master's pillow!"
"Oh?"
"Then the master sent | the estrus period is here."
"Puchi——" Cang Lan couldn't help laughing out loud, "It's okay, it's okay, Shuanghua was at the same age when she was in estrus, and she had no experience in estrus for the first time, so she hugged my legs and rubbed against her, and then she turned into a human form and it's fine .”
"Didn't... lick yourself?" Su Boli asked awkwardly.
"...Well, cats do have this kind of situation, but Shuanghua doesn't..." Cang Lan hastily added, "But it may be that Shuanghua was a little fat back then, and couldn't bend her body."
Just be human...
"Where is that former Muyun Sect disciple?"
"It was dealt with by the deity, you should also pay attention," Cang Lan spread his hands, and he wanted to laugh seeing Su Boli's unbearable appearance, "Strength comes first, the cultivation world is not the ordinary world, and the ones who are really protected are not the weak but the weak." You are a strong man. If Sangzi hadn't been protecting you all the time, with your level of cultivation, I'm afraid you're worth less than a monster... Sigh, it's a pity that Sangzi's worth has dropped a lot now."
"No no, Master will definitely return to the peak."
"It will take a long time to see." Cang Lan sighed, "It's okay for you to be kind to your master, but it's better not to give too much affection."
"Why?" Su Boli asked.
Yanhu sneered, "Come on, this kid has already fallen."
"Sangzi came back from a new life, but from a certain point of view, he cannot be tolerated by the Dao of Heaven. It is very likely that he will fail when he gets off the car."
"A monk requires a pure heart and few desires. The more you give emotionally, the more chaotic your heart will be. The demons that are not worth mentioning on the way to advancement may harm you."
The author has something to say: take a slow pace in advance...you can't post it impatiently!Love period or something...
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