Master, you think too much
Chapter 58
"Alas, suzerain, you are really pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. You really deceived my feelings." Li Ming wiped off his sweat and said with a smile.
The little milk cat glared at him fiercely, you're only pretending to be a pig!
... The deity is obviously a cat!
"Meow!"
go to work!
"Hey, what did your master say?"
"He told you to refine your true essence quickly."
"Hehehe... Sovereign Master, I will go if you touch the little meat pad."
"Meow!"
"What do you mean?"
"roll!"
"..."
The burner furnace is at least twelve feet long and fifteen feet high.A six-foot-wide and eight-foot-long tripod hangs in the middle, which is more than enough to fit five Sangzi.
Yanhu hugged the corpse and stood on the largest piece of ice jade, only half a foot away from the furnace mouth. He glanced at the cauldron in the furnace and asked Li Ming, "Hey, is this corpse placed horizontally or vertically?"
Li Ming, who was busy under the tripod, gestured to Yanhu, "Put it upright, you have to put it upright..."
Yanhu murmured, "Then how to put it... This corpse is limp..."
"You come down first, let me come." Li Ming clapped his hands.
Yanhu jumped down and handed the body to Li Ming.
Li Ming put his arm around Sangzi's corpse and peeled off his coat, touched the corpse with the other hand, and finally tore off the belt of Sangzi's corpse, then stretched out his hand to lift up the hem, and traced his fingers down the flat abdomen...
Su Boli was taken aback, "Stop!"
The snow-white obscene trousers slid down to the ankles, and the thin underwear was draped over the corpse's shoulders, with only one tie in the middle loosely tied around the waist.A chest that is not too thick is exposed on the top, and straight and slender thighs are exposed on the bottom...
It's just that the skin color is a little dark, and there are some cracks.
The corpse's hands hung limply by its sides, its head drooped, but it really stood up.
It looks a bit like a zombie about to move under the moonlight.
Li Ming let go, and shook his head quickly, "Listen to my explanation... His mercurial body is a middle-grade fairy weapon, it does not react to any physical attack, and the furnace will not burn out, so it may be a little troublesome to refine it."
After speaking, he picked up the dead body standing upright, nimbly jumped onto Bingyu and threw the dead body into the furnace cauldron, pulled out his inner shirt, and closed the furnace lid again with a bang.
It's almost like stewed chicken.
Sangzi thought sadly, is his body upside down?Still head down...
It's okay to have your feet down, but with your head down...won't Li Ming take advantage of it!
Yanhu was taken aback by his actions, "Is that all right?"
"Okay, okay!" Li Ming said with a smile all over his face, "I'll put the ignition on for a while, and just have a look!"
Why didn't the deity know that alchemy was so easy... Sang Zi turned her face away in pain.
…I just don’t know if it’s too late to dig out my own corpse from the burner?
Seeing that he had nothing to do, Yan Hu swaggered out of the fire room.
"Come, come, master, let me touch the little meat pad~" Li Ming hugged his shaggy body and smiled, approaching the little milk cat, and boldly poked its wet little nose with his fingertips, his golden ink calmed down. She slapped Li Ming's hand away vigorously.
Su Boli hugged his master and sat aside, and gave him a sideways glance.
Unwillingly, Li Ming moved to the little white cat again, "Touch it, I promise."
"Meow!" The little milk cat firmly shook her head.
do not have!
"I agreed! I obviously heard it!"
"Meow!"
That's the deity telling you to go!
"...What did you say?" Li Ming blinked innocently.
"..."
Once again, Sang Zi realized the importance of being able to speak foreign languages... reluctantly donating her pink and tender meat pads.
This deity is very precious, you can only look at it, not touch it...you can only touch it, just touch it...
Li Ming rubbed Xinyi's soft little pad, and the expression on his face couldn't be any more idiotic.
No way, who doesn't like cute animals like cats!It's still the kind of cultivator at the stage of transformation living in the shell.
The little white cat is different from other cats. Other cats will be aggressive towards you. After scratching and biting, they turn around and run away... The little white cat will only stare at you. It means...and after it bullies you, you have to kneel down to reflect on yourself and write a self-criticism to ask for forgiveness...it won't run away!If you want to run, run!
The shit shovel officer doesn't have to worry about his master abandoning him!
Even if the little white cat's shell is a cultivator at the stage of transformation, so what, it's only a bit more spiritual, if it really fights, a stronger will can crush it to death in minutes.
He is as high as a king, but he is so weak that he can only live under his own love...
Live for yourself, live by yourself...
Sang Zi withdrew her paw in disgust, and slapped him on the face gently and hard.
Cat lovers, stop smirking, watch the fire!
Li Ming grasped Sangzi's little paw again, pursed her lips and prepared to kiss it...
Furious, Su Boli hugged Shizun away, thinking that this thing is not over yet!Just touch it, can you kiss Master's little paw?
Li Ming raised his eyes, Jin Mo slightly opened the corners of his mouth at him, revealing slender scarlet letter and slender and sharp fangs.
It's a little frightening to have this look on a person's face, Li Ming shivered and ran to watch the fire.
Li Ming said that it would take at least half a month to practice the real essence.The fire room has plenty of spiritual power, and Su Boli himself has the fire spirit root attribute, so he can just use this free time to meditate and practice.
Sangzi also wanted to meditate.Although the cat's shell was changed, fortunately, this cat's shell was the same as before, and it was also a pure fire root, which saved him the trouble of re-practicing the exercises.
It also pretends to be upright and graceful, squatting on the thick cloth cushion and concentrating on it.It's a pity that cats are restless by nature - it's the same if you change the core.just squat
After a while, it either shakes its ears or flicks its tail.After sitting for a while, Sangzi found painfully...that there was no effect at all!
Disciple, let's grab the whisk and play with this deity!
Sangzi stared eagerly at Su Boli who seemed to be in trance.But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, the protagonist is practicing, so I can't disturb him.
Jin Mo touched the little milk cat's furry back, and then scratched its chin.Jin Mo's technique is good, and the little milk cat "gurgles" in its throat comfortably.
……
"Hey, Master, Master, which kind do you like to drink, cow's milk or goat's milk?"
Yanhu happily pushed open the fire room door, holding two sealed white jade bottles in his hand.
"Meow?"
(⊙o⊙) What?
Yanhu took out two plates, poured some milk into one plate, then pushed the plate under the little milk cat's nose, "Come, have a taste."
Sang Zi smelled the milk in the plate, stuck out her little tongue and licked it, then pushed away the plate with goat milk on the left, and quickly drank all the milk in the plate on the right.
Turning his head and opening his mouth, he burped silently, full of milk.
Tastes good, would be even better with some sugar!
"Meow meow meow."
Not bad, I have a heart.
"Subori asked me to buy it for me. He thinks what Li Ming said is right, hehehe," Yanhu raised his eyebrows at Sangzi, smiling maliciously, "but I have some bad news for you, before you grow up , milk is your main meal, as for the grilled fish... I will take care of it."
Sangzi was furious, what does Su Boli mean by this?Murder the master?
The soft and greasy milk can only be enjoyed as a drink, and the delicious grilled fish is the main meal!
Don't give cats fish, isn't that killing cats?
Jin Mo poked Sangzi's hairy head at the right time, Sangzi rolled his eyes, raised his head and gave Jin Mo a brilliant meow, "Meow~"
Master, let's eat grilled (crocodile) fish!
Jin Mo shook his finger and smiled helplessly.
The little milk cat wiped a few of his beards, feeling contemptuous in his heart, and agreed to invite his deity to eat grilled (crocodile) fish every day?
Although he was hit by a move until before liberation, Su Boli had already washed his marrow and practiced the kung fu, and now he has Yanhu who shared his spiritual power with him, so he still has an advantage in practicing again.
As long as the spiritual power in the body has accumulated to a certain level and guided, it is very easy to advance.
In the past few days, Su Boli has spent most of the day practicing, and his spiritual power has increased rapidly, and he has reached the eighth level of Qi training in a blink of an eye.I am afraid that after some time, the foundation can be established!
Refining true essence is not as easy as Sangzi thought.In the first few days, Li Ming still had time to find Sangzi to touch his claws, but later he couldn't get away.His eyes were fixed on the stove, and his face became more and more serious. From time to time, he crushed a spirit stone and covered it in the belly of the stove, and he kept muttering something.
Sangzi knew the seriousness of the matter, so he didn't even mind his own food, and waited patiently with him.
With such a high failure rate, to be honest, Yanhu doesn't have much hope for Li Ming's true essence.It has even prepared that if the refining fails, it will join hands with Jin Mo to kill the pharmacist who knows their details!
——I heard from Jin Mo that its big lake is pretty good, and then I will get Shizun and Su Boli there...
On the 16th day, the fire of the burning element furnace was extinguished, and it finally became... the legendary true essence.
Li Ming smiled and took out the refined zhenyuan from the furnace. The zhenyuan hung three inches high in the palm of his hand, about the size of a thumb, and was white and flawless.
"Is this it?" Yanhu leaned forward and asked, Jin Mo stretched out his hand to push away Yanhu's big head, and he also squeezed forward to watch strongly.
Li Ming nodded, "Yes." He handed the true essence to Sangzi with his backhand, and Sangzi stretched out his little furry paw to catch it.Jin Mo just stretched out a finger, and what surprised the cat was that Jin Mo's finger pierced through the real essence all at once!
What?Jin Mo, you have to pay!
Sangzi's little heart raised his throat all of a sudden.
Jin Mo retracted his fingers stiffly, and his true essence slowly returned to a round and clear appearance.
"Meow?"
Without waiting for Jin Mo to explain, Sangzi brought the real essence to the tip of his nose and sniffed it, then stuck out his little tongue and licked it again.
Well, colorless and odorless, like licking a cloud of air.
There is no entity.
...But how to do this thing?eat it?
Will it be indigestion?
small theater:
Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger
Flame Tiger: Master, Master, what does it mean to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?
Sangzi: On the surface, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! ...Well, that's it meow.
Yanhu: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is it possible for me to stay away from pigs in the future?
Sang Zi: Yes, that’s right, let’s start by staying away from Li Ming.
Li Ming: Who called me a pig? !
The little milk cat glared at him fiercely, you're only pretending to be a pig!
... The deity is obviously a cat!
"Meow!"
go to work!
"Hey, what did your master say?"
"He told you to refine your true essence quickly."
"Hehehe... Sovereign Master, I will go if you touch the little meat pad."
"Meow!"
"What do you mean?"
"roll!"
"..."
The burner furnace is at least twelve feet long and fifteen feet high.A six-foot-wide and eight-foot-long tripod hangs in the middle, which is more than enough to fit five Sangzi.
Yanhu hugged the corpse and stood on the largest piece of ice jade, only half a foot away from the furnace mouth. He glanced at the cauldron in the furnace and asked Li Ming, "Hey, is this corpse placed horizontally or vertically?"
Li Ming, who was busy under the tripod, gestured to Yanhu, "Put it upright, you have to put it upright..."
Yanhu murmured, "Then how to put it... This corpse is limp..."
"You come down first, let me come." Li Ming clapped his hands.
Yanhu jumped down and handed the body to Li Ming.
Li Ming put his arm around Sangzi's corpse and peeled off his coat, touched the corpse with the other hand, and finally tore off the belt of Sangzi's corpse, then stretched out his hand to lift up the hem, and traced his fingers down the flat abdomen...
Su Boli was taken aback, "Stop!"
The snow-white obscene trousers slid down to the ankles, and the thin underwear was draped over the corpse's shoulders, with only one tie in the middle loosely tied around the waist.A chest that is not too thick is exposed on the top, and straight and slender thighs are exposed on the bottom...
It's just that the skin color is a little dark, and there are some cracks.
The corpse's hands hung limply by its sides, its head drooped, but it really stood up.
It looks a bit like a zombie about to move under the moonlight.
Li Ming let go, and shook his head quickly, "Listen to my explanation... His mercurial body is a middle-grade fairy weapon, it does not react to any physical attack, and the furnace will not burn out, so it may be a little troublesome to refine it."
After speaking, he picked up the dead body standing upright, nimbly jumped onto Bingyu and threw the dead body into the furnace cauldron, pulled out his inner shirt, and closed the furnace lid again with a bang.
It's almost like stewed chicken.
Sangzi thought sadly, is his body upside down?Still head down...
It's okay to have your feet down, but with your head down...won't Li Ming take advantage of it!
Yanhu was taken aback by his actions, "Is that all right?"
"Okay, okay!" Li Ming said with a smile all over his face, "I'll put the ignition on for a while, and just have a look!"
Why didn't the deity know that alchemy was so easy... Sang Zi turned her face away in pain.
…I just don’t know if it’s too late to dig out my own corpse from the burner?
Seeing that he had nothing to do, Yan Hu swaggered out of the fire room.
"Come, come, master, let me touch the little meat pad~" Li Ming hugged his shaggy body and smiled, approaching the little milk cat, and boldly poked its wet little nose with his fingertips, his golden ink calmed down. She slapped Li Ming's hand away vigorously.
Su Boli hugged his master and sat aside, and gave him a sideways glance.
Unwillingly, Li Ming moved to the little white cat again, "Touch it, I promise."
"Meow!" The little milk cat firmly shook her head.
do not have!
"I agreed! I obviously heard it!"
"Meow!"
That's the deity telling you to go!
"...What did you say?" Li Ming blinked innocently.
"..."
Once again, Sang Zi realized the importance of being able to speak foreign languages... reluctantly donating her pink and tender meat pads.
This deity is very precious, you can only look at it, not touch it...you can only touch it, just touch it...
Li Ming rubbed Xinyi's soft little pad, and the expression on his face couldn't be any more idiotic.
No way, who doesn't like cute animals like cats!It's still the kind of cultivator at the stage of transformation living in the shell.
The little white cat is different from other cats. Other cats will be aggressive towards you. After scratching and biting, they turn around and run away... The little white cat will only stare at you. It means...and after it bullies you, you have to kneel down to reflect on yourself and write a self-criticism to ask for forgiveness...it won't run away!If you want to run, run!
The shit shovel officer doesn't have to worry about his master abandoning him!
Even if the little white cat's shell is a cultivator at the stage of transformation, so what, it's only a bit more spiritual, if it really fights, a stronger will can crush it to death in minutes.
He is as high as a king, but he is so weak that he can only live under his own love...
Live for yourself, live by yourself...
Sang Zi withdrew her paw in disgust, and slapped him on the face gently and hard.
Cat lovers, stop smirking, watch the fire!
Li Ming grasped Sangzi's little paw again, pursed her lips and prepared to kiss it...
Furious, Su Boli hugged Shizun away, thinking that this thing is not over yet!Just touch it, can you kiss Master's little paw?
Li Ming raised his eyes, Jin Mo slightly opened the corners of his mouth at him, revealing slender scarlet letter and slender and sharp fangs.
It's a little frightening to have this look on a person's face, Li Ming shivered and ran to watch the fire.
Li Ming said that it would take at least half a month to practice the real essence.The fire room has plenty of spiritual power, and Su Boli himself has the fire spirit root attribute, so he can just use this free time to meditate and practice.
Sangzi also wanted to meditate.Although the cat's shell was changed, fortunately, this cat's shell was the same as before, and it was also a pure fire root, which saved him the trouble of re-practicing the exercises.
It also pretends to be upright and graceful, squatting on the thick cloth cushion and concentrating on it.It's a pity that cats are restless by nature - it's the same if you change the core.just squat
After a while, it either shakes its ears or flicks its tail.After sitting for a while, Sangzi found painfully...that there was no effect at all!
Disciple, let's grab the whisk and play with this deity!
Sangzi stared eagerly at Su Boli who seemed to be in trance.But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, the protagonist is practicing, so I can't disturb him.
Jin Mo touched the little milk cat's furry back, and then scratched its chin.Jin Mo's technique is good, and the little milk cat "gurgles" in its throat comfortably.
……
"Hey, Master, Master, which kind do you like to drink, cow's milk or goat's milk?"
Yanhu happily pushed open the fire room door, holding two sealed white jade bottles in his hand.
"Meow?"
(⊙o⊙) What?
Yanhu took out two plates, poured some milk into one plate, then pushed the plate under the little milk cat's nose, "Come, have a taste."
Sang Zi smelled the milk in the plate, stuck out her little tongue and licked it, then pushed away the plate with goat milk on the left, and quickly drank all the milk in the plate on the right.
Turning his head and opening his mouth, he burped silently, full of milk.
Tastes good, would be even better with some sugar!
"Meow meow meow."
Not bad, I have a heart.
"Subori asked me to buy it for me. He thinks what Li Ming said is right, hehehe," Yanhu raised his eyebrows at Sangzi, smiling maliciously, "but I have some bad news for you, before you grow up , milk is your main meal, as for the grilled fish... I will take care of it."
Sangzi was furious, what does Su Boli mean by this?Murder the master?
The soft and greasy milk can only be enjoyed as a drink, and the delicious grilled fish is the main meal!
Don't give cats fish, isn't that killing cats?
Jin Mo poked Sangzi's hairy head at the right time, Sangzi rolled his eyes, raised his head and gave Jin Mo a brilliant meow, "Meow~"
Master, let's eat grilled (crocodile) fish!
Jin Mo shook his finger and smiled helplessly.
The little milk cat wiped a few of his beards, feeling contemptuous in his heart, and agreed to invite his deity to eat grilled (crocodile) fish every day?
Although he was hit by a move until before liberation, Su Boli had already washed his marrow and practiced the kung fu, and now he has Yanhu who shared his spiritual power with him, so he still has an advantage in practicing again.
As long as the spiritual power in the body has accumulated to a certain level and guided, it is very easy to advance.
In the past few days, Su Boli has spent most of the day practicing, and his spiritual power has increased rapidly, and he has reached the eighth level of Qi training in a blink of an eye.I am afraid that after some time, the foundation can be established!
Refining true essence is not as easy as Sangzi thought.In the first few days, Li Ming still had time to find Sangzi to touch his claws, but later he couldn't get away.His eyes were fixed on the stove, and his face became more and more serious. From time to time, he crushed a spirit stone and covered it in the belly of the stove, and he kept muttering something.
Sangzi knew the seriousness of the matter, so he didn't even mind his own food, and waited patiently with him.
With such a high failure rate, to be honest, Yanhu doesn't have much hope for Li Ming's true essence.It has even prepared that if the refining fails, it will join hands with Jin Mo to kill the pharmacist who knows their details!
——I heard from Jin Mo that its big lake is pretty good, and then I will get Shizun and Su Boli there...
On the 16th day, the fire of the burning element furnace was extinguished, and it finally became... the legendary true essence.
Li Ming smiled and took out the refined zhenyuan from the furnace. The zhenyuan hung three inches high in the palm of his hand, about the size of a thumb, and was white and flawless.
"Is this it?" Yanhu leaned forward and asked, Jin Mo stretched out his hand to push away Yanhu's big head, and he also squeezed forward to watch strongly.
Li Ming nodded, "Yes." He handed the true essence to Sangzi with his backhand, and Sangzi stretched out his little furry paw to catch it.Jin Mo just stretched out a finger, and what surprised the cat was that Jin Mo's finger pierced through the real essence all at once!
What?Jin Mo, you have to pay!
Sangzi's little heart raised his throat all of a sudden.
Jin Mo retracted his fingers stiffly, and his true essence slowly returned to a round and clear appearance.
"Meow?"
Without waiting for Jin Mo to explain, Sangzi brought the real essence to the tip of his nose and sniffed it, then stuck out his little tongue and licked it again.
Well, colorless and odorless, like licking a cloud of air.
There is no entity.
...But how to do this thing?eat it?
Will it be indigestion?
small theater:
Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger
Flame Tiger: Master, Master, what does it mean to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?
Sangzi: On the surface, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! ...Well, that's it meow.
Yanhu: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is it possible for me to stay away from pigs in the future?
Sang Zi: Yes, that’s right, let’s start by staying away from Li Ming.
Li Ming: Who called me a pig? !
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