The Interstellar Life of the Fairies

There is a saying in feng shui physiognomy that men and women are associated with wealth and wealth, but this wealth is also accompanied by a bumpy life.To put it simply, it is possible to get what you want after going through more hardships than ordinary people.

However, if the person who is a man and a woman survives the catastrophe safely, then he will be either rich or noble for the rest of his life.

This is what a blind fortune teller told Jiang Nan when he was a child, but for some reason he remembered it in his dream.When he woke up from the dream, he heard the shocking news from Xiaotiangou—the news that Yang Jian was married spread throughout the Three Realms!

hehe!Sure enough, dreams are all signs!

Jiang Nan smiled contemptuously, causing Xiao Tiangou to lose his mind a little. His wife's appearance is really nothing to say, even though he has seen countless fairies and beauties in the heaven, this one's appearance is top-notch, but it's a pity... she was born with the wrong gender !

"Then what do I need to do?" He doesn't know how to ride the clouds, and secondly, he doesn't know how to fight with others. Even if he stood up and said that he was Yang Jian's other half, no god would believe it.

"Ma'am, your marriage with the master has been approved by heaven. Even if the gods find you completely unbelievable when they see you, they will believe it." It's like he just woke up and found that there is an extra master's wife.

hehe!Can this world full of gods, gods and ghosts be better?

"But Ma'am, you don't need to worry too much. The status of the master is different from the past. Even if there are gods who come to your door out of curiosity, you can completely turn them away." The image of a dog fighting over others.

... Is this the benefit of leaning against a big tree to enjoy the shade?

However, the facts always backfired. Jiang Nan will calm down a little under the comfort of Xiao Tiangou, Yang Jian came in under the wind and snow, his voice was as cold as the ice and snow outside: "Jiang Nan, clean up, we Take you to the West Sea."

In this world, who is the favorite marriage partner of the gods?The gods absolutely did not hesitate to say Dragon Clan.

Not to mention the luck of the dragon clan, but the unity of the dragon clan, which other gods admire very much, but unfortunately, the dragon clan doesn't like intermarriage with other races, and the dragon and phoenix clans are the races that pay the most attention to blood inheritance in the world.

"What are you going to Xihai for?" Didn't it mean that he had better not go out?And it's still when the wind outside is so tight.

However, Jiang Nan didn't have many chances to struggle, because soon he reached the East Sea with the back of his neck on his back.

... Don't hesitate to take him to fly, he is afraid of heights, okay?

The Dragon King of the West Sea once owed Yang Jian a favor, which can be traced back to the Battle of the Conferred Gods. If it wasn't because of Yang Jian, the West Sea might no longer exist today, so Yang Jian's request, the Dragon King of the West Sea would naturally not refuse.

Such a big cause and effect only needs to give the identity of a Dragon Clan, this deal is really worth it for him, and for the Dragon Clan, teasing the old Jade Emperor is the best thing in the world.

So the old dragon of Xihai pondered for a moment, then nodded, but after looking at Jiang Nan's appearance, he shook his head again, and said: "True Monarch, it's not because of this king, but because my dragon clan has never done anything wrong." Such a handsome man is a fake..." No one believed it!

My burly man from the dragon clan is not as pretentious as that kid from the phoenix clan, he is even more beautiful than a girl by three points!

Jiang Nan's hair exploded immediately, he was no longer mighty, no longer burly!He obviously looks like a good man at a glance!Just when he was about to retaliate, he heard the cold voice of the man next to him who was his husband: "It's okay, my daughter is better."

After hearing this, the Dragon King of the West Sea smiled, "It's a very good plan."

Jiang Nan... Jiang Nan's acupoints have been sealed and he can't speak.

The baby is bitter, but the baby can't speak.

He could only watch helplessly as the old dragon took three steps to the left, then clapped his hands, and said happily: "Zhenjun, I have a daughter who is still in the incubation period and has not hatched for 300 years. A year ago, the little girl broke the shell." Day, I don’t know why I haven’t come out of the shell, Ruo Zhenjun..."

"So good."

In this way, rumors began to spread in the Three Realms again. Yang Jian passed by the West Sea and met the three princesses of the West Sea by chance.

Jiang Nanwo was in the temple of Zhenjun Erlang in Guanjiangkou, and he was so angry that he dropped three incense burners.

"Now the outside world thinks I'm a woman, you're happy!" This is an angry remark, and it would be good if Jiang Nan didn't flatter him on weekdays.

Yang Jian is not in Guanjiangkou at the moment, but the golden body here is his first golden body, which can be regarded as his clone in the world, as long as he speaks to the statue, he can hear it, so...

It turns out that this kid arranged me in this way behind his back!

"Fortunately, I thought Erlang God was a good god, but I didn't expect..." I was so angry that I couldn't speak!

"I knew that myths and stories were unreliable. If people in later generations knew that the male god they worshiped was so arbitrary and disobedient, Erlang God would have been blacked out a long time ago! Hmph! I can't explain it all my life!"

"Sooner or later get rid of..."

……

"Mythical stories? People of later generations?" The clever Erlang God quickly locked on the key words, his eyes deepening.Originally, I was only planning to do business, but now...

"Xiao Tiangou, you and Nezha will go to the demon slaying in three days, I have something to do."

"Yes, Master!"

So soon, Jiang Nan, who was thinking about the golden body, endured the unbearable weight of his life, because... the Buddha statue turned into a real person and walked down from the shrine!Come down!

Fuck!Why didn't anyone tell him this!That just now...

"Cough, cough, that... Zhenjun... has something to say!" Damn it!Feel bad!

Congratulations, your intuition is so accurate!

"Jiang Nan, people of later generations, no wonder they are not among the five elements!" The voice was still cold.

...Damn it!Who the hell said that the ancients were easy to deceive, and the gods are pure and just want to practice!To be honest, he promised not to kill him!He must make his life worse than death!

"What kind of future generations, I don't understand what you are talking about." Play stupid, absolutely play stupid to the end!

From Zhenjun Erlang's kind eyes: "Do you want me to search for the soul?"

... His eyes were too kind, Jiang Nan said that he couldn't hold on, and soon he fell from his heart—cowardly!

"I was discovered by you!"

Maybe the man softened all of a sudden, and his expression was too soft. According to Xiao Tiangou, it was the master, you were so stupid. Yang Jian didn't force Jiang Nan to tell something, and he didn't ask him why he came here. Why does Heaven favor (?) him so much!

"Take it." Yang Jian took out a jade pendant from his bosom. The beautiful jade was smooth and unstained, and it looked like a top-grade fairy jade: "In the future, don't think that no one can talk casually."

After Jiang Nan took it, he looked up again, only to see the golden golden body!

Then he was... grief and indignation!Fuck!It's not even allowed to speak ill of people behind their backs, and it makes people gossip unpleasantly!The fairy's hanging is so big, no wonder it disappeared in later generations!

Just as he was about to put away the beautiful jade, he heard the familiar cold voice in his head: "So there will be no gods in the future!" Although the voice was still cold, it was full of unspeakable melancholy.

……

Jiang Nan's inner drama: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! I don't talk anymore! Including inner drama!

The two lived in peace, during which Yang Jian took Jiang Nan to the Heavenly Court to recognize the family. Jiang Nan was extremely disturbed, but he did not expect that the banquet was so peaceful, and everyone including the big boss in the Heavenly Court did not find out his mortal identity. It seems that in everyone's eyes, he is a dragon, a mother dragon!What a fucking life!

Do you know the sadness of being surrounded by a group of beautiful girls and discussing life but not being able to make love?And... the girl is actually envious and jealous of him, what is there to be envious of?There is also Yuelao, what a man and a woman, a natural pair, you can't even tell a man and a woman clearly, with such poor eyesight, he began to believe why there are so many idiots complaining about women in the world!

With such bad eyesight, it is probably nine out of ten that he is pulling the wrong red line.

Although the banquet was peaceful, Jiang Nan's young heart was still greatly traumatized. Well, compared to these mature gods, he is so young that he couldn't be younger!

Jiang Nan is not a person who likes to explore. Even if he stays in Guanjiangkou all day, he can still find countless fun. Even without his mobile phone and computer, he has a very happy life every day, although he is a little sad because he doesn't have to practice.

I don't know when it started, but Yang Jian spent more and more time with him. Sometimes Yang Jian was not around, and he even felt a little lonely.

This is so wrong!Something is wrong, something is wrong!Why does he feel that he is taking on the role of Mrs. Yang Jian more and more, not only helping people take care of the house, but also helping them cook and buy household items...

Suddenly waking up to everything, Jiang Nan felt that he was completely contradictory!In ancient times, he was really happy to find his thigh and live a smooth life, especially when this thigh was really strong, but...the identities of the two were not equal, and he was also a little helpless.

I haven't liked anyone in 20 years, but I fell in love with a man as soon as I like it, and it's still a man with... such a status, Jiang Nan scratched his scalp until his scalp cracked!But it was useless, because people didn't like him at all.

This is really the saddest story in the world.

Another day, Yang Jian came back from Guanjiangkou after beheading demons. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Jiang Nan nestled in front of the golden body. His whole body was nestled in the fox fur. It was still freezing.

He knew very well in his heart that Jiang Nan was just a mortal, and he was also a mortal who couldn't cultivate.

In this world, people who cultivate geniuses and those who cannot cultivate are both blessed by nature. Needless to say, the former, the latter... the latter is also blessed by nature.

It is a fact that God does not want you to cultivate.

Jiang Nan raised his eyes and watched the man gradually approaching. Before he walked in, he could smell the faint smell of blood on the man's body. It was not strong, but for a person like him who had never seen blood, it was extremely strong.

"You're back."

"kindness."

Both of them probably didn't expect that such a plain conversation would be the last time they would be alone like this.Because after that, the way of heaven circulates, so it goes back and forth.