Interstellar Monster Breeder Survival Manual

"???" Fang Hua raised a question mark on his forehead, "I don't know."

He answered very simply.

"What did you buy in the box?" Fang Rong decided to give him a reminder.

"This?" Fang Hua pointed to the box under his hand, his face blushed, "Isn't this a massager?"

"How dare you call a massage stick with such a big box? Who do you want to stab to death?" Fang Rong finally couldn't help it, and stepped forward to take out the stick behind him, "Lie down by yourself or wait for me to press you."

"???" Although Fang Hua still had a dazed look on his face, he still lay obediently on the side of the bed, sticking up his buttocks. With his cooperation, Fang Rong couldn't hit him hard, just mean it.

"Who told you to buy these things?" he asked while typing.

"Didn't you say you wanted to buy a masturbation cup yesterday? I was curious and looked it up on the Internet." Then the shop owner contacted him actively, recommending this or that, and said that they are all in one set, which is very cool to use.

He thought he couldn't enjoy it by himself, so he bought two sets.

"That's it?" Fang Rong still couldn't believe it, this guy was so easy to fool, he bought everything after a little recommendation.

"Spending money indiscriminately." He took out a thong in the box, "How do you wear this? Waste or not?"

Fang Hua picked it up and looked at it. Except for a little fabric on the front, the back is basically a line.

"And this." Fang Rong took out another bottle of spray, "You don't wither, why do you want this?"

He took out a few more in succession, reprimanding them all, but Fang Hua didn't make a sound, just took them one by one and hugged them in his arms.

"Return everything except the airplane cup." He took the airplane cup in his hand and threw it on the bed. "These are useless."

Fang Hua took out a handcuff, "Leave this one too."

"Is this for you or for me? Return it." Fang Rong's tone was beyond doubt.

"Oh." Fang Hua was a little disappointed, but fortunately he was always very good, and put the handcuffs back obediently.

The two of them went online to find the owner of the store, but the store was closed. No wonder, such a mess was not worth five or six hundred at all.

They are all rags, in Fang Rong's eyes, yes.

Fang Hua was very happy, "Can we keep them all in this way?"

He also thought it would be cool.

"Otherwise, what else can I do?" Fang Rongbai glanced at him, and the more he looked at it, the more dissatisfied he became. At first, he thought it was a lot when he opened it. It turned out that there were all packing boxes under the horse, and half of the boxes were padded. It was a shame.

Fang Hua opened the box and took out the thong inside, "Is this worn on the head?"

He couldn't help but put it on his head, Fang Rong knocked it off with a stick, "This one is worn on the butt."

"Oh." Fang Hua put the thongs on his legs again, and slipped them up.

"Do you think you are Ultraman? You still wear your underwear outside." Fang Rong saw that he was upset, and spoke rudely.

"Is that off and on?" He took off his trousers, showing his bird openly, not shy, twisting his bare buttocks.

Fang Rong consciously turned his back and let him grope to put it on his body. The small cloth could barely cover the key, and everything else was exposed.

The front of the red briefs was transparent, and a line at the back went straight into the seam, and there were two fixed lines on both sides. Le's buttocks were even more raised. Maybe it was uncomfortable, so he stretched his hand to the back to pull the line in the middle.

"This is redundant." Stretch your ass.

"Take it off if you know it." Fang Rong's nose itched, feeling as if something was wrong.

"Why do you have a nosebleed?"

Fang Hua has long hands and long legs, without a trace of fat on his body, his fair skin is even more charming under the light, and wearing such sexy underwear, can he not get a nosebleed?

But Fang Rong won't admit it, "I ate too much pig's blood for lunch."

"Oh." Fang Hua didn't understand. He felt uncomfortable, so he took off his underwear, turned around to look for others, and took out a strangely shaped object with a confused expression, "What is this for?"

This appearance is a bit strange, and Fang Rong didn't know, "Maybe it's a bar plug?"

"What about the string of beads?"

It was a string of crystal beads, transparent and beautiful, with a pull ring at the other end, which looked like a key chain. If you didn't look carefully, you really thought it was a bracelet or a key chain.

"This should be for foreplay."

"Ok?"

"It's stuffed in the back." Fang Rong's face flushed again, and the number of redness has increased recently, which is also where Fang Hua is gradually developing, otherwise...

Wait, something seems wrong?

Didn't he come to Xingshi to inquire about the crime?How did you chat happily?

"Well, you bastard, you already know what to say to me." Fang Rong picked up the stick and beat him up again.

Because I was reluctant to use force, I hit very lightly, it looked like playing SM, it was itchy.

Fang Hua twisted his butt, changed his position and continued to lie on his stomach.

He is also honest, knowing that he has made a mistake, he obediently continues. Of course, if you ignore his expression of enjoyment, it is actually very harmonious.

Fang Rong accidentally saw Qi's hands trembling, and he was playing hard on one side of his grandma's legs.

In fact, he did not attack lightly, but it seemed to Fang Hua that he didn't feel it. After all, he is an orc. Orcs are famous for their rough skin and thick flesh. Not to mention Fang Rong's stick.

"Forget it, forget it." Fang Rong's hands were tired, "Let's sleep on the floor by myself today."

He threw a mat on the ground, Fang Hua picked it up honestly and spread it out, then lay down on the ground.

In the middle of the night, when Fang Rong fell asleep, he got up again and slipped into Fang Rong's arms, feeling very comfortable in every way.

The next morning, he lay on the ground honestly again, and the clothes were so perfect that Fang Rong didn't notice.

He didn't get up early to cook for Fang Hua as usual, but only gave him a little change to buy by himself.

After a while, Fang Hua suddenly came over and tugged at his sleeve.

"I made breakfast." He smiled brightly.

To be honest, Fang Rong was taken aback, made breakfast?

Can you eat?

He couldn't help getting up to take a look, and found that the appearance was not bad, at least it wasn't overcooked.

"You can cook?" He still couldn't believe it.

"Yeah." Fang Hua remained calm.

Fang Rong picked up a chopstick, and suddenly spat it out, "You want to poison me to death, it's so unpalatable."

Not to mention how strange the smell is, it smells like feet. Is Tama using his feet to wash vegetables?

"Is there?" Fang Hua also picked up a chopstick, and he picked up too much, revealing a part of the paste underneath.

Fang Rong saw it with sharp eyes, and couldn't help but use the tongs to pull it, and found that the bottom was all mushy.

"..."

Cooking can also do superficial kung fu?

He found that Fang Hua was getting worse and worse, cheating others quietly, maybe because he was exposed to more and more things, he had a feeling of being wise and stupid, and often played tricks.

Just like yesterday, he was supposed to come to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, but in the end, he turned around to supplies with a few words, and discussed vigorously. Men like to pretend to be aggressive. In order to show that they understand well, they can’t help but say a few more words .

Then he was tricked and seduced by wearing a thong, and she was bleeding from the nose and pretended not to know.

It's abominable.

The more he looks, the less he looks like a good person.

This guy is learning too fast, and he is exposed to more and more things, all kinds of things. It is hard to imagine how far he will grow in the future.

I hope I don't grow up to be a big bad guy.

"Go to school quickly, cooking is not suitable for you." He decided to touch Fang Hua's bottom, "Let me tell you a joke.

It is said that once upon a time there was an art academy, and they were taking human body classes.

A girl suddenly threw her pen on the ground while she was drawing!

The girl scolded the male model angrily: "Sometimes the older ones and the younger ones, why don't they let people draw them!"

"(O)" Fang Hua showed a surprised expression.

Paralysis really understood.

This guy hides so deeply, I always thought he was simple and ignorant of human affairs, but I didn't expect to know a lot.

Now that I think about it, I feel suspicious about many things in the past. For example, when I went to the bathroom, wasn’t it a man’s instinct to pee standing up?

Fang Rong has never been taught. Didn't he still know that he has to pee standing up, and peeing while squatting will splash his hand?

Don't you understand the large and small?

This also needs to be taught?

There are still many details, which I hadn’t discovered before, but now I’m terrified when I think about it carefully, this guy pretends to be like, and after pretending for so long, it’s not right. Thinking about it, it's really a tragedy when I think about it now.

It turned out that he was not stupid all along, it was him who was stupid.

Fang Rong felt a little sad and angry, and closed the door with a bang, shutting Fang Hua out.

Fang Hua still couldn't figure it out, but he knew that Fang Rong would do this from time to time, so he didn't care, and went to school with his bag.

Going to school is actually very tiring and time-consuming. When I couldn’t keep up before, I tried my best to keep up. Now I can’t keep up.

They are all in the books, and they can all be understood, and the memory is strong, which can be called a photographic memory, which can be absorbed by ear.

Because I can hear from far away, as long as I go to a public place, I can hear everything from other people's small movements and private conversations, and I will understand more after a long time.

And he understands everything he shouldn't understand.

He doesn't want to go to school. Although he has tried to listen and study as little as possible, the teacher obviously hasn't given up on him completely, and still asks him to stay to make up lessons from time to time.

This free one was originally wished for, but it would be embarrassing if the words he taught could be understood in a different way.

Fang Hua has a sullen temper, and I will never tell unless you ask, so I simply waited for him to give up on his own initiative.

He was so lazy that he didn't even want to move his lips.

In fact, I don’t want to say a little bit about it, and I won’t do it. After all, it’s a lot of work, and it’s not worth it.

But he is just lazy to do it.

If he doesn't say it, others won't understand it, which leads to misunderstanding.

The teacher thought he had failed his studies, and Fang Rong thought he was a scheming bitch.

This horse riding is really a big misunderstanding.