Robot's Seductress

Xu Bo, a well-known domestic director, is known in the industry as "the guarantee of the box office". The movies he made not only became a hit, but also became popular with countless famous actors, so people have sharpened their heads and want to be caught by Xu Bo, even if it is a supporting role.

Therefore, when Tao Le followed Shao Siye into the building, what he saw was that people sitting or standing almost filled the entire hall, some unfamiliar people, and many familiar people who were often seen on the big screen.

However, no matter if you are a newcomer, a young fresh meat or an actor, there is no difference in treatment here. After receiving the number, just find a place to stay by yourself and wait for the number to be called.

Because it was not too early, there was no place to sit in the hall, so he found a remote corner, Shao Siye leaned against the wall, his face was covered by the dark glasses that occupied a large area of ​​his face, leaving only a frightening Daydreaming Jaws.

Tao Le stood beside him silently, waiting for the passage of time.

However, they are willing to wait here in silence, which does not mean that others are also like this.Three meters away, two young people sitting on a rest chair were chatting and discussing.

"I'm so nervous." The person on the left took sips of water, obviously nervous.

The person on the right comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, we're not auditioning for a big role, so there shouldn't be any big problems."

"That's what I said, but this is my first time acting in a movie, and it's directed by Xu Bo, so I get nervous just thinking about it." The person on the left had a bitter face.

"Uh, why don't you think so," the voice of the person on the right suddenly lowered, "Look, the one next to you wearing sunglasses looks like a paralyzed person, and his acting skills are definitely not as good as yours, so you must not be at the bottom. Doesn't that make you feel better?"

"Where?" The person who was easily distracted immediately turned to look in Tao Le's direction.

"Oh, you'll be noticed if you move more slowly." The man quickly grabbed his arm and whispered.

"oh oh."

[He was talking about you, it was you, it was you. 】Xiao Jiu was a little speechless.Although being mistaken as someone who came to the audition was affirming Tao Le's good looks in some respects, why did he still feel so upset?

[Behind him, next to him wearing sunglasses, there is still a facial paralysis. The only person who meets these three points is me. 】Tao Le replied, 【So I was right. 】

Xiao Jiu: […]

"Ah."

A chuckle came from Tao Le's left, it was Shao Siye's laughter.

He took off his sunglasses casually, smiled at Tao Le and said, "It seems that asking you to be my assistant is a little overkill. How many people think you are a star?"

"Including the two of them, it counts as eight people." Tao Le replied seriously.

Shao Siye was not surprised to hear his serious answer. After such a long time, he must have gotten used to Tao Le's character.

The voices of the two people were not deliberately lowered, so they clearly reached the ears of the two people on the rest chair.

All of a sudden, the two of them blushed, and they dared not speak out. After looking at each other, they lowered their heads and stared at their own script.

It's too embarrassing to say "bad things" about people behind their backs and get caught.

Fortunately, this awkward atmosphere didn't last long. Shao Siye was called and entered the audition room.And Tao Le naturally followed and left, looking for a place closer to wait for Shao Siye to come out.

After they left, both of them let out a sigh of relief.

"That person just now...is Shao Ye?"

"……Um."

The two of them looked at each other, their faces were all disheveled.

Please forget it.

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When Shao Siye entered the door, it happened that the last audition actor came out. The two smiled at each other. Shao Siye nodded slightly, entered the room, and closed the door behind his back.

There are 5 seats at the opposite table, the one sitting in the middle is Xu Bo, the seat to his left is empty, and the two people on the right should be assistant directors, and the one on the far left is Shao Siye. A trace of helplessness flashed quickly in his eyes.

"Shao Ye." Xu Bo looked back at Shao Siye. Even though he was full of hair, he was full of energy, and his eyes, which were not too big or too small, shone brightly, and their sharp eyes approached Shao Siye.

"Yes." Shao Siye didn't avoid his gaze, and met his gaze openly, the cynical smile on the corner of his mouth was put away, and he looked extremely serious.

Shao Siye auditioned inside, but Tao Le encountered a little trouble outside.

The reason is still because of his face.

In the bathroom, Tao Le was washing his hands quietly, when a voice suddenly sounded from behind, full of malice.

"In these days, any kind of person can be an actor." With a clear sneer, the owner of the voice came to Tao Le's side slowly.

Oily noodles, a trendy style, the popular small fresh meat shape.

Tao Le ignored him. After washing his hands, he turned around and prepared to leave.

"Countless." Xiao Xianrou spat at Tao Le's back in the mirror.

"A cheap bastard who sells ass." After one sentence was not enough, another sentence came.

【Is he talking about me? 】Tao Le paused, and asked Xiao Jiu in his mind.

[I don't know] Xiao Jiu also looked confused, [You are not an actor.And you don't sell ass either. 】

[You are right, then you must be scolding others. 】Tao Le thought he understood, and was about to go out, but was stopped by Xiao Xianrou.

"Why, dare to do it but not to be it!" Xiao Xianrou poured the water full of hands on Tao Le's body.

Tao Le dodged, dodged his attack, turned around to look at him, and frowned slightly: "Sir, I don't know you, did you recognize the wrong person?"

When Xiao Xianrou heard this sentence, he seemed to be irritated, and he raised his head and cursed uncleanly: "You don't know me, yes, you don't know me, I just know you, no? Can you play the broken piano? Isn’t it just knowing how to climb the bed?

Tao Le silently let him scold, extracting information from it.

It turns out that Xiao Xianrou was originally qualified for an audition, but he was cut off halfway. It’s fine, but he didn’t even know who the cutoff was. His autistic facial paralysis was snatched away, so Xiao Xianrou, who was out of breath, ran to drink, and took advantage of the alcohol to come over and smash the scene.In his mind, he is a person with autistic facial paralysis. Where did his acting skills come from? He must have climbed into the bed of the benefactor and was sent in!

but……

Selling ass, cheap?

Tao Le is a little confused. Although he likes sweets and doesn't like salty, he also knows that Zhou Heihei's duck butt is unique. Besides, in ancient times, although there were gentlemen far away from cooking, but now is the 21st century, and cooking is not a lowly profession.

Tao Le stood where he was and Xiao Jiu thought about the relationship between selling ass and being cheap, and he didn't have time to argue with Xiao Xianrou who was spitting on the opposite side.After asking someone, Shao Siye, who followed the voice, opened the bathroom door and saw Tao Le's pitiful little appearance, who seemed to be frightened by the malicious insults from the opposite person, and was stunned in place.

Of course, only Shao Siye could see Tao Le's bewilderment and helplessness from that paralyzed face.

The little fresh meat opposite him thought that Tao Le had a cold face and was full of ridicule at him, didn't you see that he didn't even want to quarrel with him!

What right do you have to despise and mock me!

Xiao Xianrou's brain full of alcohol could not calm down at all. When he saw Tao Le's indifferent face, he finally felt that talking was not enough, and he reached out to punch Tao Le.

Shao Siye frowned, took a step forward and grabbed his wrist, and said coldly, "What do you want to do to my assistant?"

Xiao Xianrou didn't recognize Shao Siye, and wanted to wave his hand to let him go, but after waving it a few times, he found that he couldn't wave it away, so he didn't struggle, turned his head and continued to curse, saying whatever was unpleasant.

Shao Siye couldn't stand listening, so he stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Xianrou's head and pressed it into the sink: "Your mouth smells too bad, you better wash it."

While struggling, Xiao Xianrou scolded uncleanly, and of course the object of scolding also shifted to Shao Siye.

Shao Siye didn't care, just in this posture, he turned to look at Tao Le.

"He scolded you so harshly, why didn't you reply?" It seemed to be a question, but there was a care that Shao Siye didn't realize.

Tao Le looked up at him, did not answer, but asked his own question: "Selling butt, is it low?"

"Huh?" Shao Siye suspected that he had heard wrong.

Tao Le thought he hadn't heard clearly, so he raised his voice a little bit more than before: "Is selling your butt a very despicable act?"

Shao Siye: "..."

Sensing Shao Siye's subtle expression, Tao Le was even more puzzled, and expressed his point of view: "Although I didn't sell my butt, I don't think selling my butt is a lowly act. You should know that although I don't like to eat, I still have A lot of people like to eat ass."

Shao Siye, who had already noticed something: "What do you mean by selling ass...?"

"Of course it's a shop like Zhou Heihe." Tao Le looked at him suspiciously, "Otherwise what else would there be?"

Shao Siye was almost choked: "...it's nothing, you're right."

Does Tao Le really not understand or is he just pretending to be stupid?Shao Siye carefully looked at his expression, and finally had to admit with heartache, Tao Le, he really didn't understand.

"It's because his ideological awareness is too low. He needs to be reformed." Shao Siye smiled at Tao Le, and his subordinates worked hard, and the painful little fresh meat cried out.

Tao Le nodded, and told Shao Siye about Xiao Xianrou's mistaken identity.

"It seems that even if bumping my face won't kill me, it will bring some troubles." Tao Le expressed emotion.

Shao Siye: "..."

"What are you doing?" Another person rushed into the small bathroom.

"Obviously, I'm teaching him how to be a man." Shao Siye grinned at the person who came in, successfully extinguishing the other person's arrogance.

"Teacher Shao." The man smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, my artists are ignorant, please bear with me if I offend you."

"Teacher can't afford it." Shao Siye said modestly, but the expression on his face was not the same.

"Why don't you ask your artist what he said, I reserve the right to sue him for defamation."

Shao Siye shook his phone to his manager and smiled happily, but the manager felt like he had fallen into an ice cave, didn't he understand his own artists?

But the matter has come to this point, the manager also knows that he is making excuses with a smile on his face, so he can coax Shao Siye away.

Facing Xiao Xianrou who was lying on the sink with unknown personnel, the manager was worried and angry, but before he could do anything, there was a sound of toilet flushing, and a person came out from the innermost compartment.

Looking at the man following the voice, the manager only felt that the sky was going to kill him.

"Wang, screenwriter Wang."

The man ignored him, bypassed Xiao Xianrou, went to another sink to wash his hands, and then looked straight at the manager.

"A very good play."

"However, I think Director Xu probably won't want him, after all, the role is not suitable."

After throwing down a few words, screenwriter Wang left, leaving the sober manager there wanting to cry without tears.

Why did he sign such a scourge when he was blind in the first place!