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Xu Jiayi is really afraid of Jiang Yan, an elderly and beautiful girl who is full of whimsical ideas. In kindergarten, Xu Jiayi's house and Fang Yuman's house were neighbors, so naturally they always played together with Fang Yuman. Every time Jiang Yan came to pick Xu Jiayi home Every time, I always take Fang Yuman with me, and every time I have to tease the two of them: "Jiayi, did you protect Yuman today? Did you give Yuman a few pieces of candy that mom stuffed in your schoolbag today?" Do you want to eat together?"

At this time, Fang Yuman, who was eating potato chips beside him, would get angry in his dantian, imitating the tone of Qiao Feng's hero: "Aunt Jiang, there are a few bad boys who want to grab Jiayi's candy today, and I snatched it back for him. Regardless of who Xu Jiayi's elder brother is, my younger brother Fang Yuman dares to move?"

Jiang Yan: "...Then Yuman is really awesome."

The young Xu Jiayi covered his face and didn't want to look any more.

Later, Jiang Yan finally understood what kind of roles these two children played when they played together, she immediately changed her lines, and said with a kind smile, "Jiayi, Yuman protected you again today." , When you grow up and marry Yuman, she is a girl and a wife, so you have to protect her."

Xu Jiayi, who had just witnessed Fang Yuman beating another child Wang to the ground, shook her head frantically: "No, I don't want to marry Fang Yuman!"

"Why?" Jiang Yan smiled brightly: "Mom has already made an agreement with Uncle Fang. When Yuman turns 20, we will arrange for you two to get married. Both of our families have exchanged your engagement tokens." Well, it’s the newly bought double-door refrigerator in our kitchen.”

In fact, the double-door refrigerator was just because the refrigerator at home was broken, and Jiang Yan replaced it with a high-quality refrigerator cruelly, but since then, Xu Jiayi has a small space in the spacious refrigerator, and he can freeze it on the bottom floor in summer. There is a drawer full of popsicles in layers, which can be taken out to eat at any time. It is the number one fan of this refrigerator.

If he was deceived by Jiang Yan that it was the engagement token of the two families, and he even ate the popsicles in the refrigerator, taking advantage of the refrigerator, he could not get rid of this marriage contract at all. At the thought of living under the same roof with Fang Yuman, five-year-old Xu Jiayi I can't help but feel sad.

After thinking for a minute, he imitated the heroine of the TV series and wrote down the eight reasons why he could not marry Fang Yuman on the paper, and handed it to Jiang Yan solemnly. Jiang Yan looked at the dog crawling on the paper. , Listening to his son's heavy tone telling his own difficulties and difficulties--he laughed hard.

It's too miserable, no matter what nonsense you say to him in a serious manner, Xu Jiayi will listen with wide eyes in a serious manner, making people especially want to tease him.

But no matter what kind of person Xu Jiayi is, the two parallel lines are still slowly moving forward. The boys and girls keep moving forward on their own life trajectories, just like Super Mario. Exclusive plug-in, eating gold coins all the way, the experience bar is rising like the water level of a river on a rainy day.

And Xu Jiayi, who is lazy and has no learning talent, is like a caterpillar in a checkpoint, poking and moving, not knowing where he is far behind.People in two worlds, two parallel trajectories, how can they meet?

Xu Jiayi suddenly remembered what Zhou Hui asked: "Xu Jiayi, do you know Wei Yang?"

At that time, he answered silently in his heart: "I know him, but he definitely doesn't know me."

However, Xu Jiayi once thought that he knew herself.

At the end of last semester, the school held a cultural performance, and Xu Jiayi's lovable face would naturally not be ignored by the teacher.Xu's homeroom teacher is Mr. Lin, who has taught several senior high school entrance examination graduates. She is gentle and gentle. Out of the basic principle of looking at the face first, not the acting, she chose the cutest girl in the class, Qiao Xin, and Xu Jiayi, a good-looking thief. The tallest boys come to participate in English drama performances.

Qiao Xin, as her name suggests, is a girl like a flower bud, with a sweet smile and fair skin. The word Snow White seems to be tailor-made for her, attracting countless boys to fall in love with her—kiss the prince who wakes up Snow White. The location almost caused World War II in the school. Of course, the heavy burden fell on Wei Yang, who was chosen by everyone.

The upright and tall prince is paired with a gentle and sweet princess. During the rehearsal of this drama, the teachers looked at the pair of golden boys and girls they had chosen, and couldn't help but show a gratified and kind smile.

oh?You said that our classmate Xu Jiayi turned into one of the seven dwarfs with his eyes dripping. For this reason, Fang Yuman really supported Xu Jiayi's shoulder and smiled and bent over: "This is height discrimination, Xu Jiayi."

Xu Jiayi was sitting in the restaurant outside the school at this time. It was time for dinner. He and Fang Yuman were classmates in the same class from childhood to adulthood. Follow Xu Jiayi to have a good meal outside.

In fact, it’s not that short. Unfortunately, Xu Jiayi, who was forced to be a “dwarf” by the teachers, was expressionless while looking at the menu. He didn’t want to care about this little boy who was jumping around. He didn’t really want to get involved in these dramas. Some didn’t, but Mr. Lin came to hold him by the neck every day and asked him to rehearse, and it would be impossible if he didn’t go.

Thinking about it, Xu Jiayi sighed, and handed the meal from the waiter to Fang Yuman who was opposite: "The beef rice you ordered...huh?..." Xu Jiayi Glancing at the rice in his hand, it was obvious that it contained scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and Fang Yuman also saw it: "Did I make a mistake?"

Sure enough, a fat boy wearing black-rimmed glasses at the next table came over with beef rice in his hand. Even though he was full of fat and didn't need to be afraid of a girl at all, Fang Yuman shrank when he saw our piranha After a while, he whispered: "Student, I was ordering after you just now. The waiter seems to have mixed up the meals of our two tables. I haven't touched the meal yet. Why don't we just change it... ...."

Before the fat boy finished speaking, there was a sound of throwing chopsticks from behind Xu Jiayi, accompanied by a swearing "I xxx you xxx", the chopsticks fell at Xu Jiayi's feet, he turned his head subconsciously, and saw two people, a man and a woman. Students in school uniforms were arguing at the table next to them, and the chopsticks were dropped by a beautiful girl among them.

The pretty girl has soft curly hair and a small face, but she is full of anger at this moment: "You don't even know that mistress is going to step on my face, why are you still saying that she is innocent, Jiang Zhixin, Do you really think I'm an idiot?"

Oh, the amount of information, Xu Jiayi paused, what kind of colorful Mary Su dog blood plot is this, art comes from life, and TV really didn't lie to us.

The boy named Jiang Zhixin on the opposite side has a handsome face that is very attractive to girls, and his mouth is full of famous words: "You think too much, Xiao Yu and I have known each other for so long, if there is really something to do with her, where is it?" Is it your turn again?"

Good brother, Xu Jiayi couldn't help laughing after saying all these words.Sure enough, the pretty girl's face couldn't be darker.

Here Fang Yuman is still a big brother who is used to wind and rain, she completely ignores the farce next to her, without blinking her eyes, picks up the tomato scrambled egg in front of her and intends to pass it to the fat boy, Xu Jiayi looks at her: "Brother, don't you Are you going to make a move to settle it?"

"No." Fang Yuman's expression remained unchanged: "It's nothing to do with you, brother Fang, and me when their young lovers quarrel. Anyway, their quarrel can't prevent me from eating, even if they have to fight for hundreds of rounds..."

There was a whistling sound of something passing through the air in his ear, just behind Xu Jiayi's head, he immediately lowered his head wittily, and when he looked up again, he looked at Fang Yuman opposite, and the two of them fell silent immediately.

A can of pepper powder knocked over the tomato scrambled eggs in Fang Yuman's hand. It was the girl behind who threw it over in a rage, and fell over the heads of the two stinky men into Fang Yuman's plate, just as the lid flew off, complete The pepper evenly covers the whole dish, and the peppery tomato scrambled eggs are also a very powerful dish.

Fang Yuman: "..."

Fang Yuman stared at the tomato scrambled eggs in his hand for maybe ten seconds. In this short period of time, Xu Jiayi's mind flashed countless images of Big Brother Fang beating each other until he wanted to cry, as well as the last one left. In the chaos of the land, Brother Fang's figure is so daunting.

The fat boy next to him was also stunned, but obviously he had great eyesight. The one who knows current affairs is Junjie, and he quickly snatched the plate of tomato scrambled eggs from Fang Yuman's hand, and his speech speed was about to take off: "Classmate, don't get excited about this!" The plate of tomato scrambled eggs is mine, and I'll put your beef rice on the table for you, goodbye." After saying this, he was about to run away.

Someone took advantage of this, it doesn't matter who it is, Fang Yuman's face softened a little, she was not at a disadvantage, she calmed down, looked down at the plate of beef rice that was safe and sound for a while, and raised her head to greet Xu Jiayi with a kind expression: " Eat and leave them alone."

It was a little scary, Xu Jiayi raised her chopsticks and looked at her blankly: "You......?" Not angry?

"What's there to be angry about?" Fang Yuman radiated holy light, smiling like the Virgin Mary with eight teeth: "Life is so busy and complicated, eating is the most important thing...... "

As soon as the words were finished, a fight broke out at the table next door. The boy kicked the corner of the table and spread to Fang Yuman's table. The sauce on the plate flew up. In Xu Jiayi's eyes, it was a slow-motion replay. The material fell on Fang Yuman's white school uniform.

Xu Jiayi felt her scalp go numb: "......"

Fang Yuman squeezed his chopsticks and looked at his clothes: "..."

"Crack——" Fang Yuman dropped the chopsticks in his hand, and stood up suddenly: "What are you hitting, do you think your big brother Fang is air?"

A shout attracted the attention of the audience.

Taking a closer look, the two culprits had gone to nowhere, and there was only a group of melon-eaters watching her silently in the restaurant, and the atmosphere was a little silent for a while.

Fang Yuman was silent for a while, then turned to ask Xu Jiayi: "When did they run away, and why are they so sensitive at critical moments?"

Xu Jiayi shook her head beside her, and said that she didn't have time to care about others the whole time.

"That..." The fat boy next to Fang Yuman who had just exchanged meals with Fang Yuman raised his hand tremblingly, and said with a shy smile: "Actually, I know both of them, one is Jiang Zhixin, and the other is Jiang Zhixin. My name is He Ya, and I know which year and which class the two of them are in, if you want to know, I can tell you more..."

Before the words fell, Fang Yuman had already held his hand: "Brother, there is true love in the world, and warmth in the world. The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple. From now on, we are brothers who have died. Take me to find them. Brother, help me!" You take revenge on this dish."

what?Xu Jiayi looked at Fang Yuman speechlessly, obviously she wanted revenge, and she was making friends with others.

But probably they didn’t know each other, and when I think about it many years later, thanks to this plate of beef rice and this quarreling couple, the childhood sweetheart with a strange style of painting got to know this clumsy and cute boy. He ran away in a scary direction.

This chubby boy is called Han Zhen, a classmate of Xu Jiayi and Fang Yuman, a little timid, so although he is huge, he is actually not deterrent. He is the kind of unknown boy in the class, but he is very surprised news-clever.

He told Fang Yuman everything about the quarreling couple that day.Watching Big Brother Fang come to Jiang Zhixin's class with a stick and asking for a lot of compensation for mental damage, Han Zhen raised his arms and shouted Big Brother Niubi, admired her so much, and never called Fang classmate again, Change the name to Big Brother Fang.

Of course, when Fang Yuman heard that they were classmates, he was still shocked: "Are you really from our class? Why haven't I seen you in the classroom?"

Han Zhen: "..." Is it really so non-existent?

Xu Jiayi: "..." pierced Lao Tie's heart.

Probably because Han Zhen's eyes were too hurt, and Xu Jiayi's eyes were too contemptuous, Fang Yuman patted the table: "What's wrong, what's wrong, don't you just forget people? Do you know that in Fang Yuman's eyes, only excellent I remember."

Xu Jiayi raised her eyebrows: "For example?"

Fang Yuman also imitated him and raised his eyebrows: "For example, Wei Yang. Jiayi, look at people who have three heights. They are tall enough, their scores are high enough, and their appearance is high enough. This is a real man. Do you understand, and he is also cold, Out of the mud but not stained, cold and ruthless......."

What is ruthless, it's a joke.Xu Jiayi interrupted her amusedly, feeling very helpless about this Big Brother Fang's ability to make up nonsense: "What is ruthless, our classes are so far apart, how do you know that he is ruthless?"

"Why not?" Fang Yuman said confidently: "I often see him in and out of the class with a blank face, and several times when I passed by their class, I saw him doing homework alone. This is the legendary Gao Ling You don’t understand how the heights can’t stand the cold.”

"Huh?" Xu Jiayi paused in surprise: "But I don't feel like it when I touch it......"

Two pairs of bright eyes stared at Xu Jiayi at the same time.

Fang Yuman: "Lighting engineer, hurry up and light this way, there is an audience here who has a story to share with us, the stage manager, the microphone, bring it here!"

Han Zhen immediately took out a mineral water bottle from his schoolbag, and stretched out his hands in front of Fang Yuman: "Director, the microphone is here!"

"Very good!" Fang Yuman's eyes were shining brightly: "Stage manager Han Zhen, put the light into this audience's mouth, I want to see his whole body glow!"

The two boys stared at her together: "...??"

Fang Yuman coughed dryly twice: "Ahem, cough, I mean... What are you talking about, Xu Jiayi, are you going to say it or not!"

"I said, I said." Xu Jiayi raised his hands in surrender: "Don't you know that I was arranged by Mr. Lin to participate in a drama performance, as a dwarf...you two, please don't laugh... .......In short, Wei Yang played the male lead at the time, and this starts before the drama begins......"

"Friend, can you finish speaking within 3 minutes?" Fang Yuman asked anxiously.

Xu Jiayi: "...Yes."

Speaking of this English drama, you can see that this drama is smelly and long, just like this bowl is big and round.

Although the protagonists were not distracted, it still opened the curtain on a fresh night. Snow White, Qiao Xin, was wearing a beautiful white tutu skirt and a small shiny crown on her head, and she appeared lightly on the stage. Flying on the ground, like a weak and helpless dandelion, the boys in the audience stared straight at the eyes, and the girls held their little hearts, eagerly looking forward to the appearance of their prince.

Qiao Xin smiled sweetly, standing in front of her was the vicious queen holding a poisonous apple, she smiled innocently like a deer in the forest, she reached out to take the poisonous apple from the queen's hand, under everyone's nervous gaze, the princess bit it lightly He took a bite, then widened his beautiful eyes, and performed a delicate and very white lotus rotation: "oh......"

The princess fell down softly, and the background music immediately became hurried and tense, gripping the hearts of the audience tightly, and the innocent students in the audience couldn't help but let out a low cry.

"What'sthematter?" Our dwarf Xu Jiayi came late, wearing a lovely dark green robe, he stiffly supported the unconscious princess with his acting skills, his eyes showed surprise and sadness, although his acting skills were touching, but fortunately he had a beautiful face It's worth supporting, Fang Yuman in the audience couldn't bear it anymore and turned his head away, but Ms. Jiang Yan on the side was very proud of this little fresh meat who acted with a broadcast accent, and couldn't help but excitedly started to applaud her son.

Xu Jiayi was very reluctant to participate in this play, but the class teacher forced him to participate. After arriving on the set, he was even more surprised to find that the leading actor Wei Yang didn't appear in the rehearsal classroom very much - he was participating in the school's competition cram school. In the classroom not far away, sitting and doing exercises.

The most exciting thing is that there is no air-conditioning in the rehearsal classroom, and several of their dwarves still have to wear robes around the princess in summer-sauna.

The princess fell, and naturally our prince appeared.

As the lights of the princess on the left stage dimmed, a figure appeared on the right stage, and the audience immediately became restless.

"Is it Wei Yang?"

"It's him, it's him! He's in the cast!"

"Wow, wow, that looks so handsome."

The few female students holding their mobile phones have already climbed onto the stage with hands and feet, like a zombie besieging the city, and the young actors on the stage are terrified.

Wei Yang didn't want the teachers to put on makeup for him. He still had a clean face with a beautiful high nose. He walked slowly in front of the princess and the dwarf. Xu Jiayi supported Snow White from the perspective of squatting on the ground, looking into the prince's eyes, a very inexplicable feeling occupied his brain, looking at Wei Yang, he wanted to speak, but couldn't hold back a word for a long time Words come.

It's not because he was handsome, but mainly because he forgot his words, which is a bit real.

When the process comes here, it's time for the dwarf to speak. He should say, are you a prince?Can you kiss our princess awake?Or should I say that the princess fainted first?

The brightly lit stage fell silent, and the audience quietly waited for the next plot.

Xu Jiayi subconsciously asked for help. He looked behind Wei Yang, trying to find the teleprompter, but unfortunately, in the blind spot of the lights, everything in the audience was blurred, and he couldn't see the content on the teleprompter at all.

Some audience members have already noticed that something is wrong, whispering voices began to sound, and the rehearsal teachers in the audience also began to realize the urgency of the situation, and prepared to walk around from the other side of the stage to guide the young actors.

In the confrontation between the two, it was too late to wait for the opponent to speak. Wei Yang didn't react for a while, and didn't understand what he meant. When the leading actor met a supporting actor who lost control of the script, he subconsciously stared into Xu Jiayi's eyes, His eyes were full of doubts.

However, the two of them were not on the same channel at all, and the brain waves were adjusted for a long time, but they couldn't match the signal, so they just stared at each other on the stage.

Probably because the prince paused for too long after he appeared on the stage, and the dwarf and the prince were still making eye contact crazily. Even the princess couldn't help but half-opened her eyes to watch the amazing line performance of these two students.

The audience in the audience began to feel a little dissatisfied, and became agitated slightly. The lights shone on Wei Yang and Xu Jiayi, highlighting the two boys—as if they were adding to the drama of the two male actors.

Mr. Huang, who was in charge of the teleprompter at the side of the stage, finally climbed onto the stage from the other side, hid behind the curtain, and showed him the teleprompter.

It's a pity that what's even more tragic is that the prompt board turned the wrong page. The line that was written by the prince was not the dwarf's. With a shocked look on his face, he thought he hadn't seen him, and started shaking the sign, almost rushing to replace him.

The room leak happened to be raining overnight, and the scene was very chaotic for a while. A bunch of English lines were successfully misplaced in front of Xu Jiayi's eyes, and merged into a mess in his mind. He heard his own voice coming from the stage speaker: "I... ...You......."

The audience began to feel something was wrong. The remaining dwarfs hadn't memorized Xu Jiayi's lines, and Qiao Xin opened her eyes completely and looked at him in shock.

At this moment of great attention, Xu Jiayi, who was in a hurry to go to the doctor, didn't know what was wrong. He was so blessed that he opened his mouth with a string of northern dialect: "What are you doing? I can't see clearly... this prince , can you please kiss the princess?"

Wei Yang: "..."

Audience: "..."

The world is a bit chaotic. Fang Yuman and Han Zhenqi in the audience sighed and covered their faces with their hands, but Jiang Yan, the real mother's eyes lit up.

I don't know who suddenly burst out laughing, and the whole serious drama performance was suddenly changed into Northeast Errenzhuan, and everyone in the audience let out good-natured laughter.

Everyone has long been dissatisfied with these rigid performances. Seeing such a "down-to-earth" performance at this time, some students even started to cheer and applaud, and whistled together, which made the teachers have to stand up to maintain order. The whole party unexpectedly set off a climax in this kind of non-funny program.

Probably because the two were too close, Xu Jiayi's mind went blank for a moment, and he watched Wei Yang's expression change from being noble and cold at the beginning, to shock, and then to being as quiet as stagnant water.Under the heavy blow, he actually upheld his professionalism and broke the plot back in this Northeast Erren Zhuan.

Wei Yang smiled, but turned to Xu Jiayi: "Whereismyprincess?" (Where is my princess?)"

It was his own lines added to save the scene, and finally someone broke the deadlock, and the audience began to applaud like thunder again. This time, it was a sincere affirmation of Wei Yang's ability to adapt to the situation.

Xu Jiayi could understand this spoken sentence, and he subconsciously answered another sentence in Northeast-style English: "Princesshe...sheishere. (Princess he...she is here)"

Unexpectedly, the painting style of this serious one-person dance blended together strangely, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. The moment the two played back and forth, the audience applauded and laughed continuously, until Wei Yang bowed down behind him. The scene of kissing the awakening princess through the air did not attract the attention of the audience. At the moment when the curtain fell, everyone in the audience was shouting to do it again, and the applause lasted for a long time.

Everyone in Wei Yang didn't know each other. At this time, the students had already started talking with each other, asking for the name of the dwarf performer.

The Northeast dwarf became famous in the first battle, and became famous all over the school since then.

After many months, it is still a topic of conversation that everyone talks about.

"It's amazing. I was ready for you to be thrown down by Teacher Huang." Fang Yuman, who was sitting opposite, praised him very sincerely, and clapped his hands. The eyes of Xu Jiayi applauded, and the two burst into tears, holding Xu Jiayi's hands tightly: "Brother, it's too strong."

"Generally strong, generally strong." Xu Jiayi said politely: "It's just a little life back."

Besides, if he was the only one off-line at the time and Wei Yang couldn't follow up the follow-up, it would be a thoroughly embarrassing drama. Although he hadn't had in-depth contact with Wei Yang, Xu Jiayi couldn't help admiring him, and at the end of the show, He clearly saw Wei Yang turn around and look at him several times, and even smiled at him.

does he know meAt that time, Xu Jiayi was still wearing that green robe that looked like a sack, thinking with some doubts.

"It's so touching." Han Zhen tore off a math paper and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "You two are a life-threatening friendship, and you worked hard for the school together on the stage."

Being admired by such gazes, Xu Jiayi was also a little flustered, and patted the silent Fang Yuman: "Do you think I am very good, no, no, it all depends on Wei Xueba's rescue..."

Fang Yuman glanced at him faintly, then suddenly pointed to Xu Jiayi's back: "Are you talking about that Wei Xueba?"

Xu Jiayi and Han Zhen turned their heads together, and two gasps sounded at the same time.

Wei Yang, who was hiding at the end of the classroom and eavesdropping, was caught. He bent his long legs and leaned against the blind corner of the classroom door, thinking that no one could see him. When he heard Fang Yuman's words, he raised his head subconsciously, and saw three people inside with burning eyes. Everyone looked at him, and he was also strangely silent.

The four people at the scene looked at each other.

The scene seemed to be a bit difficult to clean up, and this sentence flew over the heads of the four people quickly.

It's a pity that people always have some inexplicable quick wits, just like that rescue scene with weird painting style.

Xu Jiayi said suddenly: "What a coincidence, Xueba, are you here to find Xu Jiayi?" Then he turned his head and patted Han Zhen: "Xu Jiayi, Wei Yang is looking for you!"

Han Zhen: "......"

Fang Yuman: "......"

Wei Yang: "..."