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Since everyone didn't have a lot of spare time, "Snow White", which Qu Caiwei forced to rehearse for a week, was staged on the stage of the school auditorium on an incredible night.

Costumes are forcibly made up through class fees, and makeup is basically non-existent, but fortunately, the appearance is still top-notch.

I thought that Wei Yang's role in the so-called Snow White was already eye-catching, but what I didn't expect was that the candidate for the queen was Xu Jiayi. Even though he himself rejected it so much that he almost jumped out of the window and escaped, he was finally held back by everyone.

After the host announces the curtain, the stage lights come on.

The queen's stepmother, who was broken and broken, stood in front of the audience in a golden dress with lace all over her body, instantly detonating applause and cheers from the audience, and the roof of the auditorium where everyone was laughing was lifted.

And the ferocious smile hanging from the corner of the vicious queen's mouth can be regarded as acting in her true colors, her face was almost as dark as the bottom of the pot, and she really performed the feeling of "the most poisonous woman's heart". She knocked on the bronze mirror in front of her, He recited his lines without a smile on his face: "Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in this world?"

This little fresh meat's acting skills really haven't improved a bit for many years. Han Zhen, one of the audience members, laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

With everyone's expectant eyes, Lexus' voice sounded like a ghost: "Of course it's Snow White, don't you understand this, my friend?"

Singing and sighing three times, the lines were still so down-to-earth, and bursts of laughter broke out from the audience, and some students in the back row couldn't help but stand up and take pictures with their mobile phones.

It's over, my dark history will be recorded, Xu Jiayi thought hopelessly.

"Hey, that can't be done. The most beautiful woman in the world can only be me." Xu Jiayi said in a flat tone, without the slightest trace of jealousy in her tone, as if she was going to the supermarket to buy some snacks, laughing so hard that Fang Yuman's stomach was full It hurts.

"I'm looking for someone to deal with Snow White, where is my hunter?"

The background music switched, and the lights on the other side of the stage came on, and Qu Caiwei, dressed as a hunter in men's clothing, appeared, holding a machete in her hand and looking serious. A heroic girl is naturally attractive, and there was another burst of applause for her. Cheer.

"Queen, is there anything I can do for you?" Qu Caiwei took a few steps forward and asked the queen earnestly while half kneeling. Her professional attitude and superb acting skills were not affected by the atmosphere in the audience. It is one of the roles of this drama, which gradually makes the audience feel like returning to the plot.

It's a frightening world that they're interested in a play like "Snow White" that's put on every year.

Seeing Fang Yuman's perfect acting skills, Xu Jiayi was not affected at all, and continued to recite the lines with strong willpower in some respects: "I order you to take Snow White out of the castle and kill her in the forest, then the most beautiful girl in the world The woman is me." As she spoke, she paused and sneered, "Hehe."

This hehe was really cute as icing on the cake. The audience started to laugh so hard that their facial muscles were sore from laughing.

After reading the lines, the queen walked away without looking back. Judging by her fast footsteps, there should be only a psychological shadow on the stage.

The soulful narration began to steal the scene again: "The hunter who was ordered by the queen found Snow White in the castle and took her quietly to the forest."

The stage went dark, the lights came back on, and the audience gasped.

This time it was no longer applause. Some audience members climbed onto the chairs and began to applaud. The scene was uncontrollable for a while.

The 1.8-meter-high dark-skinned Snow White stood upright in front of the stage, and the hunters standing beside her were shorter than him, and she had to cooperate with the opponent's "forceful push" to fall to the ground softly and bonyly. In the shape of a lotus flower, she cried miserably, "Who are you, what are you going to do by grabbing me into this environment?"

It was really unusually hot eyes, Xu Jiayi at the side of the stage covered her face with difficulty.

Deadly narration: "When the samurai drew out his sword to kill the princess, he saw the princess picking flowers. She was pure and kind, like an angel. The samurai couldn't bear to kill her!"

"The queen ordered me to kill you, the princess, but I really can't bear it, so you should run away into the forest!" Qu Caiwei said, holding her chest with a loving light in her eyes, she couldn't bear it.

Tang Ruikai next to him applauded frantically, and kept saying, "Wow, this acting skills, the duel between the actor and actress, Xueba!"

Tang Ruikai's evaluation was good, probably because he suddenly found some essence from that snow-white dress, or because he was really possessed by Snow White, Wei Yang actually acted quite well. Became a real piranha.

Coupled with Qu Caiwei who is also very involved in the drama in front of them, the two played back and forth, interpreting the plot vividly, the applause from the audience continued, and the whistle sounded together.

"What's going on." Tang Ruikai mused, "I've watched it for a long time, and I seem to be able to accept that Snow White is more handsome than me?"

"I seem to be too..." Lexus said painfully: "I actually think the 1.8-meter Snow White is pretty pretty."

Everyone turned to look at them: "..."

The seven supposedly cute dwarves were played by a bunch of students of different heights in the class. Since this script did not follow common sense, some of the dwarves were 1.8 meters five, and some were 1.6 meters. It is also quite normal, and the audience digested it very quickly.

"In the evening, when the seven dwarfs came back with their hoes on their shoulders, they found that someone was in their house, and they were sleeping on their own beds. Everyone was very surprised... No!" The narrator Ling Zhi said excitedly: "This is an illegal intrusion into a private house." ah!"

The laughter in the audience couldn't be held back.

The dwarves were surprised when they saw the princess who had strayed into the cabin, and discussed:

"Who is this pretty girl?"

"She slept soundly!"

"This little girl is so beautiful."

Doesn't conscience ache?Xu Jiayi felt a little pain in the head.

The scene changes to the grass outside the cabin, where Snow White is posing with a bamboo basket full of flowers.

The queen pretending to be a witch appeared again. In fact, she just wore a black cloak that looked like a dustproof cloth over the performance costume. Xu Jiayi was already numb in her heart, so she handed the poisonous apple in her hand to Wei Yang, and said with difficulty:

"Lovely... little girl, would you like to buy a red and fragrant apple? I'll give you one to eat. I believe you will like it."

It is estimated that facing the tablemate in this dress is really too eye-catching, Xu Jiayi added in a strange way: "This apple can also beautify the skin and refresh the meridians, and it is also very suitable for you."

Beauty and beauty?

Audience friends really can't imagine how to make up this face that is recognizable as a boy at first glance?

Of course, there is something even more unexpected to the audience, probably that the prince is played by Tang Ruikai.

When the starring role was originally finalized, everyone was still hesitating who to play the role of the male god. Unexpectedly, Tang Ruikai raised his hand immediately, and the casting was similar to a lottery. Everyone also agreed very casually, without any intention of discussing it. .

It's really a crew that takes off at will.

However, Qu Caiwei, who was barely awake, still took the time to ask Tang Ruikai: "Do you want to play the role of the prince just to kiss our schoolmaster?"

In the play, there is indeed a classic scene where the prince kisses the princess to wake him up at the end——Wei Yang, who had nothing to do next to him, raised his head abruptly, and looked at Tang Ruikai opposite in shock.

Tang Ruikai: "..."

"I just wanted to get over the addiction of being a male god. What are you all thinking about?" Tang Ruikai felt so crazy for the first time: "Do you understand, borrow!"

"Understand, understand." Everyone raised their hands in surrender, expressing their understanding.

Wei Yang over there had a melancholy face, turning the pen in his hand: "I don't understand."

However, in line with the principle of "it doesn't matter what the performance is anyway, as long as the protagonists like it", the background music was switched to vigorous music. After Snow White accidentally ate a poisoned apple and fell down with a bang, she should be a prince dressed in noble clothes. out.

Tang Ruikai is a very good showman. He took the small wooden stage out of the Milan Fashion Week posture and almost stole the princess's limelight.

He half-kneeled beside the 1.8-meter-long princess, and after listening to the little man's eloquent explanation, he felt sympathy for this "little beauty" immediately, with tears in his eyes and an exaggerated expression: "Poor princess, it would be great if you could be resurrected." ah!"

He stared at her affectionately and said: "Her skin is snow-white, her cheeks are rosy, she seems to be asleep, she doesn't look like a dead person at all, I want to kiss her!"

The audience erupted into screams: "Wow——", the applause became louder and louder, and I felt that the adrenaline was soaring crazy.

Seeing that the table in front of him was pouting and about to be kissed, Snow White, who didn't even want to be borrowed by the other party, couldn't lie down anymore. He opened his eyes suddenly, pushed the prince away while sitting down, and rubbed the prince generously. Putting his own face, sincerely said:

"Forget it, stop kissing, I'll just wake up by myself."

The audience laughed.

The prince who changed the script by the princess did not give up, he still looked at the princess affectionately: "Oh, beautiful princess, would you like to come with me, and we will live a happy life together?"

As she said that, she was about to rush forward again, but the princess with numb scalp pushed her backwards, and said perfunctorily, like a girl who had been robbed, "Okay, okay."

The perfect ending background music sounded, the stage lights gradually dimmed, and the curtains on both sides of the stage slowly fell.

The narration was impassioned as if explaining an NBA basketball game: "The dwarves and forest animals were also invited to the wedding. Amid the blessings of the people all over the country, the prince and Snow White will live happily together forever. The ball has been scored, yay!"

The audience couldn't help imitating his final sound: "Yeah!"

Thunderous applause continued to spread through the auditorium, and Fang Yuman laughed so hard that his school badge didn't know where it fell: "I laughed so hard that the entire teaching building had no water or electricity, hahaha!"

Han Zhen next to him: "...??"

Through the passionate performances of the students in the 21000th class, their sacrifices, and Qu Caiwei's coercion, this drama performance was awarded the "Best Popularity Award". All the students voted with their feet, and with an overwhelming advantage, opened No.[-] votes won this honor.

The certificate was posted in the middle of the classroom wall. Every time Xu Jiayi saw it, he felt that his brain really hurt.

However, Wei Yang, one of the parties involved, seemed to enjoy it very much, as if the door to a new world had been opened.

Sure enough, the world of a top student cannot be guessed by common sense. Xu Jiayi deeply felt the gap in their spiritual worlds, as if they were separated by a Great Rift Valley in East Africa.

"Don't you think it's a real joy to be part of this show?"

At that time, the two were walking downstairs, and Lao Luo specially asked them to help bring up a test paper. It was class time and there was no one around, so Xu Jiayi dared to talk about it, for fear of being recognized by the students around him. This "queen" plays.

Seeing the other party's sincere question, Xu Jiayi also said sincerely: "Do you really feel happy?"

"Happy." Wei Yang nodded solemnly, as if to prove himself, he added: "I want to participate again."

Xu Jiayi: "..." As long as you are happy.

Really dumbfounding, Xu Jiayi shook her head helplessly, how could this person accept such a reversal so heartily?

Fang was about to continue to ask something, Wei Yang who was walking in front suddenly turned his head, Xu Jiayi didn't notice each other for a while, the corners of their lips barely brushed, as if they had received a specious kiss.

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment, and each stood on the steps, looking at each other.

Subconsciously touching the corner of his mouth, Wei Yang asked hesitantly, "Did we accidentally kiss just now..."

"Yes." Xu Jiayi quickly interrupted him.

In public places, do you want to be so blunt? If it spreads out, it will have a bad impact.

"Then..." Wei Yang seemed a little confused: "When you were kissed before, how did you deal with the follow-up situation?"

Xu Jiayi held onto the railing of the stairs: "..."

How shameless to ask, what an academic tone, it is simply speechless.

Probably because his brain was also blocked by the other party, Xu Jiayi subconsciously replied: "I have never encountered such a situation..."

"I don't seem to have..."

The contest between the two topic stoppers ends with mutual silence.

But the amount of information in these two sentences seems a bit large?

Thinking of something, Wei Yanghong rubbed his ears, coughed twice and continued walking down, deciding to pretend nothing happened: "Hey, let's go quickly, we haven't got the test paper yet."

Rubbing his face, trying to dispel the weird heat, Xu Jiayi lowered his head and followed the other party: "Well, okay..."

The cool breeze blowing from the window made the boys and girls in class [-] finally feel the arrival of autumn, and most of the people in the class put on long sleeves.

Lao Luo stood on the podium, pointing to a mathematics and geometry problem that had just been written on the blackboard, and the ruler in his hand danced vigorously. In order to attract the attention of all the students, he rolled up his long sleeves and slammed his right hand He tapped on the blackboard: "Students, pay attention, the key points are drawn, and pay attention to the teacher's solution!"

The whole class raised their heads, and Wei Yang turned the pen on his fingertips.

Lao Luo sank into his dantian: "Students, pay attention, I'm going to transform, ah no, I made a slip of the tongue, this figure is going to transform."

The whole class: "......"

Wei Yang coughed with a smile, turned his head to ask his deskmate for advice, but suddenly stopped.

Wow……

Wei Yang tilted his head and looked at Xu Jiayi, who was propping his head on the side. He saw Xu Jiayi resting his head on his left hand, facing the book, with a serious appearance of studying the contents of the book, but his eyes were closed, maintaining a long and rhythmic expression. breathe.

Looking in from the arm supported by Xu Jiayi, the long eyelashes are particularly obvious, hanging on the white cheeks and trembling slightly.

Some students, who look bright on the surface, are actually sleeping behind their backs.

Among the sleeping people present, Xu Jiayi pretended to be the most decent, and was not noticed by the cunning Lao Luo at all, but the other students had already slept on the table, leaving suspicious marks on the table, Lao Luo couldn't pretend not to see it at all, He coughed heavily.

Following the transmission of this message, some deskmates quickly woke up the sleeping deskmate, and those who fell asleep with the deskmate finally enjoyed Lao Luo's long-lasting gaze.When all the students were blindfolded and looked at Lao Luo on the podium, Lao Luo said earnestly:

"Students, do you know that when you fall asleep and fall asleep, the class will be over, and if you fall asleep again, school will be over, and the day will pass."

Tang Ruikai rubbed his eyes and muttered: "Then fall asleep and fall asleep, and wake up in the dormitory."

I don't know who laughed first, the whole class couldn't help laughing.

Lao Luo looked at Tang Ruikai in shock, and when he was fixed on by this gaze, Tang Ruikai became sober even if he was not awake, looking at Lao Luo's black face and the teasing eyes of the whole class in horror.

"Ahem." Lao Luo cleared his throat again, and said seriously, "Students, let's not talk about this class. Let's talk to the teacher, what score do you plan to score in this midterm exam to welcome the school sports meeting?"

Lao Luo’s words really confused the whole class. It has been more than two months since the start of school, autumn is here, and a quarter of the first year of high school is over. It’s time to give the students a period to wake up their heads. The mid-term exam is over, if it's a simple mid-term exam, it will be followed by a five-day school-wide sports meeting.

If you don’t do well in the exam, I’m afraid you’ll have to live with a sense of guilt for the next five days. I have to say that the school’s trick is really superb. It instantly dispelled the sleepiness of the students, and one by one pinched themselves to get up and go to class.