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Hell.

Wangxiangtai.

Meng Po shop.

The beautiful woman gently rolled up her hair, and gently stirred the pot in front of her with a spoon in her white wrist.

The soup in the pot was an attractive golden color and was constantly bubbling.

The legendary Mengpo soup, drinking it can make people forget their future and the past, and reincarnate with peace of mind.

If you have no obsession in your heart, why should you drink this bowl of Mengpo soup?

As if feeling something, she raised her head slightly, and saw Yasha brought the soul of Xingou up the bridge of Naihe again.

The new soul looks very fresh and tender, it should be a girl in the cardamom age.

Even if she becomes a ghost, this girl is also a beautiful ghost.

For beautiful things, both humans and ghosts will have a preference.

So Yasha couldn't help telling the girl some precautions.

Yasha took the new soul and stopped in front of the beautiful woman, and said with a smile: "Meng Nu, I'm thirsty, please give me something to drink."

Meng Nu raised her delicate eyebrows: "One or two of you all regard my place as a teahouse, don't you? You can drink as much as you want? Do you think these things are so easy to get? You know that it costs me a lot to boil this pot again. How much effort did you have?"

Yasha stared at the big golden pot of soup in front of him, and smiled quietly: "It's been a long time since I've had your soup, are you panicking?"

Meng Nu flicked the spoon in her hand, and said decisively, regardless of the facts, "No!"

Yasha glanced at Xinhun, slightly embarrassed.

How could you embarrass him in front of Little Fresh Soul?

"You do so much every day, how come you don't have any?" Yasha pointed to the pot of soup in front of Meng Nu.

Why not?

Not to mention that this Meng girl is still not that angry: "Why don't you think there is no such thing? Wasn't that a good thing?"

When Yasha heard that, his complexion immediately changed, and he immediately turned his head and said to the newly hooked soul: "I almost forgot to say just now, it's best not to provoke the people in this deal, Yama, the judge, and Meng Po—that's the mother." Yasha, and that..."

"Meng Meng!" Yasha's words were interrupted by a crisp voice. Yasha looked up and had to grit his teeth and shut up.

Xinhun looked towards the place where the voice came from.

If the Meng Nu who was making soup just now was a rare beauty, then this one was so beautiful that she couldn't describe it.

However, the beauty who is known as the only beauty in the world has no self-consciousness as a beauty at all. She just smiled frivolously, stretched out her hand to touch Meng Nu's smooth skin, and lamented that it has been a long time since her skin is still tender. .

"I don't welcome you here at all!" Meng Nu did not avoid the harassment.

——It can't be said that, as Po Meng, she is used to being molested by a female ghost every day, right?What a loss!

"Don't be so unfeeling." The beauty showed a seemingly sad, but actually embarrassed expression: "Who would have thought that the legendary Meng Po would be so beautiful? Isn't it because you always give people a look?" A cold feeling? As long as you change yourself a little, won’t the souls of the whole underworld fall in love with you? You see, I did this just to give you a bit of ghostly aura and make more people like you.”

"Hehe, there's no need at all." Meng Nu didn't buy it at all.

The big beauty just smiled, and when she turned her head, she saw Yaksha's expression of "you can't see me, please ignore me", trying to reduce her sense of existence.

Slightly raised the corners of his mouth and approached there, and sure enough, he saw Yasha's gradually stiffening body.

The big beauty said directly to Xinhun: "Oh, Xinhun? It looks very fresh."

Xinhun smiled slightly: "You are polite, little girl Luoluo."

"Lolo..." The beauty murmured, then waved her hand lightly: "It doesn't matter what I'm called, I don't have a name, they all call me beauty."

Yasha: "..."

Meng Nu: "..."

"Hello big beauty."

Luo Luo's obedient way of addressing her clearly pleased the beauty: "You can teach me, you are so obedient, come with me, and don't be with that ugly monster Yasha."

"Ugly" Yasha watched the other party blatantly take away his newly hooked soul, opened his mouth to say something, but finally shut up resignedly.

"She didn't ask you for Mengpo soup today. It's really the sun coming out from the west."

"Don't act like you can see the sun."

When Yasha reminded her, Meng Nu was also slightly surprised. Why did she let her Mengpo soup go so easily this time?

But the figure who left with the new soul did go further and further away.

"Just now I seem to have heard you say that I am a hag?"

"..." Yaksha shrugged his shoulders and explained, "I'm a metaphor."

Meng Nu raised the corners of her mouth and smiled coldly, causing Yasha to shudder.

In fact, in the past, Yasha felt that Meng Nu's cold appearance was really frightening to ghosts, and he dared not provoke her.

But when I met that person, I realized that the coldness is not scary at all, but that smiling and cynical look is what really makes people dare not approach!

Yasha shuddered, put Meng Nu's threats behind him, and continued brazenly begging for soup with Meng Nu.

"She's gone, give Meng Po soup to warm her body." Yacha looked at Meng Nu's cold face, and the more she looked at it, the more cute she felt.

Meng Nu's face sank, and finally she lowered her head and opened the pot in front of her.

"..."

"Fuck!" Suddenly hearing Meng Nu's cold and silent words, Yasha basically thought about what happened.

Looking down, he saw that in the pot full of Mengpo soup, there was only one coin left, with a few words on it: "Thank you for your hospitality!"

Looking at Mengnu again, she has returned to her original calm appearance, as if everything is empty—if one can ignore the raging will-o'-the-wisp behind her.

The corner of Yasha's mouth twitched slightly, and finally decided silently that it is not suitable to stay in the underworld for a long time, this holiday will not end, and it is better to go outside to seduce souls.

——Discussion on how to improve employee work efficiency.

Luo Luo followed behind the big beauty, looking around curiously.

Many people looked scared and wanted to escape when they went to the underworld, but Luo Luo was very calm, as if she knew her fate long ago.

The beauties didn't speak a word along the way, but Luo Luo felt bored, so she took the initiative to speak up: "It is said that there are many evil spirits in the underworld, but why can't I see them?" She also really felt that it looked very peaceful here.

The big beauty raised the corners of her mouth slightly, showing a seductive smile: "I don't know why, why don't I help you find a ghost to ask."

Luo Luo was dumbfounded.Indeed, she rarely saw such a beauty.With a slight smile, it seems that everything around can be brought alive.She had an illusion: In this underworld, there is nothing to be afraid of.

The evil ghost who was forcibly pulled out by the beauty trembled slightly, and ran wildly in his heart: Don't be fooled by the superficial illusions, the more beautiful things are, the more untouchable they are!You are still young, child, you don’t understand!

"Tell me, why does it look so peaceful here, it doesn't look like a hell?" the beauty really asked.

The evil ghost trembled, and said: "Actually, those who say that the underworld is not good are trying to smear the underworld, because they want to fool the people, just to make the people obey the rule, so they made up these nonsense stories to bluff people. I lied. The underworld is my home, and it depends on everyone to take care of me!"

As he said that, the evil ghost raised his hands above his head, making a gesture of embracing love.

The big beauty nodded, very satisfied that the evil spirit read out the slogan loudly.

The last speech was very successful.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, the evil ghost immediately backed away.The old tears in my heart are still running wildly: I'm sorry brothers in Abi Hell, I succumbed to the power again!

An old ghost from Xuechi Hell saw the evil ghost and asked anxiously, "What, did you meet that one?"

The ghost didn't even look at the guy.

Hmph, how amazing is it that you passed the blood pool?You can be reincarnated, isn't it amazing?I curse you to reincarnate as a beast!

But the old ghost seemed to see through the evil ghost's thoughts, and smiled: "Being a beast is better than staying here! Now I am so thankful that I had self-control back then, and I didn't really commit any heinous crimes that cannot be tolerated."

The evil ghost gave the old ghost a hard look, and finally walked away.

But in the old ghost's eyes, that back view has a kind of sadness like the wind is rustling and the water is cold.

The beauty took Luo Luo directly into the Palace of the King of Hades.

As soon as Hades heard the movement, he immediately ran out and sat upright.It's just that he ran too fast, and his collar hadn't been tied yet.

The beauty smiled and stepped forward: "Yan Yan, you have to know that as the boss of the underworld, if you don't pay attention to your image, other ghosts will follow suit. From now on, everyone in the underworld will be disheveled, how bad it is! ?It is because of this that they always scare others when they go out on Ghost Festival. This has a very negative impact on the underworld. People in Yangjian think that the ghosts in the underworld are terrible, all because they don’t take good care of their clothes, How can others like the disheveled appearance? Don’t you think so? Even for the sake of the image of the entire underworld, Yan Yan has to take good care of his clothes.”

Yan Wang Shuangquan clenched so tightly that his veins popped out, but there was still a relaxed smile on his handsome face: "I'm teaching them a negative lesson, even if I'm telling them what to do is the right thing to do."

The beauty said happily: "Sure enough, Yan Yan is still more enlightened!"

Yama took the opportunity to change the subject: "Who is this?"

"Do you think I brought this new soul? Isn't it very good?"

Only then did Yama see Luo Luo beside the beauty.

The white light around Luo Luo was very faint, but it was obvious that he was indeed a soul with meritorious virtues, but it was a pity that he died at a young age.

"I feel that the days in the underworld are getting more and more boring this year. I just want to find someone to accompany me, so let her be."

Yan Wang especially wanted to say: If you feel that the underworld is boring, please trouble your old man to be reborn quickly, otherwise reincarnation is fine too!

Hades didn't say anything in the end, he pinched his fingers and calculated.

This new soul is Feng Ge in the next life, the mother of the new prince, if she is really left in the underworld, the prince will not even have the chance to be born, so the world will be messed up?

But reject her...

"Shall I find you a new one?"

The big beauty raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and paused every word: "Just, want, her!"

Even though he had been looking at this peerless face for hundreds of years, Yama was still stunned.But his strong willpower directed him to pinch his thigh hard to remind himself not to be addicted to beauty.

In the end, he could only say: "Let's talk about this later, I have another thing to tell you."

The big beauty gently raised her hand and looked at her slender fingers.

But that expression seems to say: You have something to say quickly, if it's just a trivial matter, my aunt will not change her mind easily.

Yan Wang cleared his throat, and told the whole story to the beauty in detail.

Sure enough, the beauty's face changed, and she finally said: "You have lied to me many times, if you dare to lie to me again this time, it will not be so easy."

Yan Wang showed a cool and handsome expression: "Don't worry, I will definitely not make a mistake this time."

The big beauty nodded: "I'll be back soon, you keep this soul for me."

Yan Wang nodded.

Seeing the beautiful woman leave, Luo Luo asked Hades: "Who is she? Is she very powerful? I want to wait here for her return?"

Yan Wang showed a kind smile.Nima can't make a wrong calculation this time, the underworld can't stand another earth-shaking toss!

"She is... the number one storyteller in the underworld! The brainwashing ability is first-rate! Go, go, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, you'd better reincarnate as soon as possible, or the time will not be right."

After sending Luo Luo away, Hades finally wandered to the Wangchuan River.

One ghost was reincarnated and entered reincarnation, but this one was going to step directly across the Naihe Bridge, cross the Wangchuan River, walk through the Huangquan Road, and reach the other side of the world. Thinking about sending her away at last, Yan Wang was so excited that he wiped his tears.

The foot that the beauty had just stepped out finally took it back.

Yan Wang's heart skipped a beat, but he concealed his anxiety and urgency very well.

"I didn't expect you to be so reluctant to part with me. You all put down your work and said goodbye to me."

The big beauty looked at a row of ghosts and gods standing here in unison, and she was a little bit farewell, crying and sighing goodbye.

Don't, everyone is going to send you away, this scourge, with your own eyes!

What he said was: "No one will tell us those exciting ghost stories after you leave. I feel sad for a while when I think that the underworld will turn back to its cold appearance in the future."

The big beauty's eyes lit up: "It seems that you really don't want to part with me, so I'd better tell some more stories and leave later."

"Don't, don't, you have important things to do, don't waste time because of us." Yan Wang immediately waved his hand, his handsome face showed a sincere expression of caring for you.

The big beauty took a sip from the water hyacinth in her hand, as if she was still hesitating.

Meng Nu asked, "What are you drinking?"

"Mengpo soup."

"..." Meng Nu said: "The pot I boiled recently uses special ingredients, even if the gods drink it, they will forget their past."

The beauty nodded and reached out to touch Meng Nu's smooth face: "Sure enough, the taste is getting better and better. After I leave, you have to take good care of yourself and don't let these male ghosts take advantage of you."

"..." You are the only one who dares to take advantage of my old lady, okay?

Seeing the beauty's usual frivolous expression, Meng Nu moved her lips and finally nodded.

It seems that the formula developed this time has failed again.

"Boss, hurry up and get on your way, it won't be good if you delay your business." Shura whispered beside him.

The beauty smiled again, she was really not sure if the news this time was true, she was afraid that being disappointed after having hope would be far more difficult than when there was no hope.

In the end, the beauty stepped into the Wangchuan River.

Everyone watched her motionlessly as she finally disappeared from sight.

"Yeah!" The prison cheered!

The King of Hades spoke: "Today hell is amnesty, all ghosts can temporarily come out to revel!"

This cheer was more intense than before.

The catastrophe has finally gone, and hell has finally returned to what it should be like!

Uh... who remembers what hell is supposed to look like?