Unhuman Strange Records

We should be together, otherwise it would be too bad!

——Wang Xiaobo

Gu Yi attended Chen Yuan's body farewell a few days later.

Even the funeral parlor business is very booming these days. After the remains are sorted out, the corpse is placed in such a small room that is not too big. It can only be seen for a while, and then it will be sent to cremation. There are people waiting in line.

Gu Yi didn't go in, he was quite far away, and when he saw Chen Yuan's mother was crying so hard that she could hardly stand still and was carried out of the room, he involuntarily took two steps back.

Tong Qianqian pushed him from behind: "Brother, why are you here? Why don't you go and see Chen Yuan?"

"I..." Gu Yi shook his head, "You go."

Tong Qianqian didn't move, she also shook her head: "I'm not going either."

Gu Yi glanced at her: "What's wrong?"

Tong Qianqian sat down on the cold stone steps of the corridor: "I dare not go, I am afraid that when I see Chen Yuan, I will remember that the last few words I said to him were actually blaming him."

She blinked, and felt that the stone steps had been ridden by many people, but it was still so cold that people couldn't sit still, so she had to stand up and keep looking down at the ground: "If I Know--"

Tong Qianqian stopped talking, and turned a corner: "It's better not to know, it's even more uncomfortable."

After speaking, he smiled with Gu Yi, the smile was still stiff, and asked Gu Yi: "Brother, why don't you go?"

Gu Yi's eyes fluttered around, and suddenly he caught a glimpse of a small group of ants slowly moving across a few stone bricks on the lawn. He didn't know if it was due to his hand, but he messed up the formation of ants by pulling up a weed. The ants quickly got back on track, and Gu Yi seemed to enjoy watching it for a long time before he said, "I don't dare to go, I'm afraid that Chen Yuan's mother will ask me why I didn't protect Chen Yuan."

Tong Qianqian was stunned for a moment, and immediately opened her mouth: "Brother——"

"I know what you want to say." Gu Yi interrupted her before she finished speaking, "This is my responsibility, you don't understand, not only Chen Yuan, everyone here is my responsibility, I I can't guarantee their health and happiness, but as long as I hold this police badge in my hand for a day, I will guarantee their lives and safety."

"Brother, it's not like this." Tong Qianqian also squatted down with him, hugged his knees, and patted his shoulder with one hand to comfort him, "Look, without you, I wouldn't be standing here with you Speaking of which, I’m probably lying in it, you’re not a superhero, so you can’t take all the faults on yourself, there are still people that Spider-Man can’t protect, why would you go into a dead end.”

Gu Yi didn't say a word, and Tong Qianqian also knew that it was impossible to do the ideological work of Gu Yi in an instant, so she had to accompany Gu Yi to stare at the ants, and the neat ant team diligently crossed the lawn, Climb up another stone brick, but was trampled away by a passing pedestrian. Tong Qianqian was fascinated by it, and couldn't help but let out an "ah". The ant team didn't seem to be too much affected, and went forward on their own. Unexpectedly, he stepped down another foot, disrupting the march of the ants again, and the man walked a few steps, but suddenly came towards them.

Tong Qianqian looked up to see who was coming, but she immediately stood up and touched Gu Yi with her legs. Gu Yi was still in a daze and didn't know what happened. She was brought back to her senses by Tong Qianqian, and she also looked up. Standing up: "Li—Mom, are you... too?"

Li Xubai was dressed in black and came to bid farewell to Chen Yuan's body. When he came out of the house, he saw these two little guys squatting on the lawn with their heads down, and they didn't know what they were doing.She didn't want to come here, but Mr. Gu pushed her: "I have an overnight feud with your son, it's almost enough, what's the matter?"

Mrs. Li hasn't told Mr. Gu about Gu Yi talking about a "boyfriend". She is afraid that the old lady will not come over. Mr. Gu will "go over" first. She saw it too, but she couldn't get over this hurdle no matter what.

In fact, it's normal, whoever's mother will see her son hugged with a same-sex person without any psychological preparations and can easily pass that hurdle, it's too difficult!

His Gu family is a single seedling, does it still have to be broken by Gu Yi?

She wanted to find a chance to have a good chat with Gu Yi, but before she had time to choose an auspicious day, she heard that Chen Yuan had died. She didn't know why these two little guys refused to take a last look at Chen Yuan, but in the end they still Decided to come over and talk to Gu Yi, if one day, the person lying in it becomes Gu Yi, how should she deal with herself.

Seeing Mrs. Li's expression, Gu Yi didn't know if she was still angry, but he couldn't get up the energy to talk to her, he was so honest, he hunched his neck and waited for Mrs. Li to speak, just like the two stupid dogs who got into trouble at home.

Mrs. Li glanced at Tong Qianqian again, smiled friendly with her, and put on a straight face again: "We'll talk about your business in two days. The old lady wants to pay homage to the gods these few days. Remember to come together."

Gu Yi was stunned: "Worship the gods, why is she worshiping that?"

I still whispered in my heart: "There is one in the family, why bother to ask others."

Mrs. Li slanted at him: "What else can I do? Of course it's for you! I'm afraid you'll end up alone forever!"

Gu Yi immediately shut up honestly.

Mrs. Li didn't want to talk to him anymore, so she withdrew angrily, leaving Tong Qianqian with a confused face: "Brother, did you quarrel with Auntie?"

"Arguing?" Gu Yi waved his hands, "It's nothing but her unilateral cold war with me."

Tong Qianqian rolled her eyes: "Why are you making her angry again?"

Gu Yi finally turned around, stared at Tong Qianqian for a moment, scratched his chin, and finally decided to speak: "Well... I've found a partner, but she doesn't agree."

Tong Qianqian was shocked: "I have a sister-in-law? When did it happen? Why doesn't Auntie agree?"

Gu Yi didn't know how to answer her three repeated questions that tortured her soul, so she could only say, "The reason is that your sister-in-law... is a man."

Tong Qianqian raised a question mark on her forehead, not knowing what expression to put on, she asked again uncertainly: "...you...say it again?"

Gu Yi said succinctly: "It's Expert He."

Tong Qianqian's blank face finally had an expression, but there were too many expressions, tangled together, showing a hint of humor.

Gu Yi touched his nose, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Meng Hensheng's case was only a few days past, guessing that Zhong Ju was considerate of Gu Yi's feelings, unexpectedly the sun came out from the west and gave him a vacation.

Gu Yi was not idle either, he went to the sales office a few times and received an imperial edict from Mrs. Li.

Tell him to show up at a Taoist temple on a mountain near Lanping County at 09:30 on time.

Gu Yi complained that he didn't know what the old lady was thinking of. Instead of going to the good Five Immortals Temple, he went to some Taoist temple far away, which is still unknown.

He paused, no, it's better that it doesn't work.

I wanted to explain to He Yixi, but I never heard from him. Gu Yi went to the store to inquire, but was chased out by Zhou Chao waving a broom.

Naturally, he didn't know that Zhou Chao knew about his relationship with He Yixi. He just thought that Zhou Chao was going crazy again, and he was locked out of the door, so he had to rush over by himself.

Humming and humming, he climbed to the halfway up the mountain, and saw the red wall of the Taoist temple exposed, and there was a plaque hanging on it, which said "Three Talents Temple". What's the difference between the fairy temple? It's nothing more than a monk and a Taoist priest, and the layout is not big, it looks quite petty, and I didn't see too many people coming in and out, poking their heads, and I didn't even see a few Taoist priests, only large ones. The incense burner was placed outside, and the smoke was burning a lot.

Just as Gu Yi retracted his head, he waited and waited until he found the old lady, so he had to enter the temple by himself and walked towards the main hall. Before he could see which god was worshiping in the hall, he heard a sound from the side door, and Gu Yi turned his head to take a look. , I saw a Taoist priest in blue uniforms helping the old lady step over the threshold, talking and laughing in a very harmonious atmosphere, Mr. Gu and Mrs. Li followed behind, their eyes were scattered and they didn't know where they were looking.

Gu Yi's eyes widened a little, and before he had time to react, the old lady saw him and tremblingly wanted to come over to pull him, Gu Yi hurried up and heard the old lady introduce him: "This is Ge Tianshi, Big baby, hurry up and say hello to him."

Gu Yi grinned without smiling and called out to the Taoist priest: "Ge Tianshi."

Zhichuan's eyes flew to the sky, and he saluted him: "Hello."

Gu Yi finally knew how He Yixi stepped into his house precisely.

The old lady hadn't seen Gu Yi for more than a month, and she missed him so much, she held his hand and refused to let go, and explained to him in detail what she wanted to come here today: "I beg all the star kings and immortal officials to show their spirits, and give them to me sooner." My big baby will give me a daughter-in-law."

Gu Yi's expression suddenly became embarrassed, he exchanged a glance with Zhi Chuan, and then quickly moved away.

It's rare for the old lady to catch up early today and take two extra steps. She is still in good spirits. Gu Yi insisted on bowing to the clay sculpture in the hall from beginning to end. Gu Yi had to do it obediently. With a cheerful look, he also muttered "I will be able to hold a grandson soon", Gu Yi slammed his mouth, thinking about telling the truth to the old lady, although he didn't know if the old lady could understand it, but he didn't want to Hide it from the old lady until she's buried.

So she supported the old lady and opened her mouth: "Grandma, listen to me—"

Mrs. Li just went to the restroom and came back, when she heard that Gu Yi was going to "come out" on the spot!

She slapped him on the back of the head and said to him: "What are you doing here? The lamp is here? Help your grandma go to rest!"

Gu Yi managed to gather up some courage and was dismissed by Mrs. Li on the spot, so he had to be led by Zhichuan to the side door to find a place for grandma to rest.

There are a few stone benches on the right side of the side door, next to it is a pool of water, and there is a sign: Magu Pond.

Gu Yi was speechless, and with Magu taking a bath here or something, Anton the old lady sat down, straightened up and looked around again, there were a lot of houses around them, all the doors were tightly closed, there was no sound and no one could see What's the matter, the appearance is similar, except for one room, although the door is also closed, but Gu Yi somehow can see that something is wrong.