Unhuman Strange Records

Guo Yuxiu hung up the phone, and waited timidly for Zhong Ju to come into the office and ask, "Where's Gu Yi? Haven't contacted him today? Do we still have to report him missing?"

Guo Yuxiu tremblingly raised her phone: "Ju Zhong... Team Gu will be here soon."

I still pray in my heart, if you don't fucking come, Gu Dui, there will be no such brothers!

But if they knew that at 08:30 in the morning, their Captain Gu was still lying on the bed and having puberty, especially Zhong Ju, he would probably turn from alopecia areata to completely bald.

Gu Yi got up quickly, with a spring face on his face, took a deep breath to calm his restless body parts, went into the toilet to wash up, and hummed a little song, his heart was full of joy, the twists and turns were exactly the pairs of birds on the tree in "Pairing of Immortals" I just feel that my life has changed from a single dog diary to a one-kiss plot in one night. Except for a slight discomfort in some areas, the mood is still very beautiful.

He Yixi was sitting at the dining table waiting for him. He could drink two catties of sugar from a bowl of salty preserved egg and lean meat porridge. He heard Daxianer call him: "Captain Gu—"

He blushed and hurriedly signaled He Yixi to stop: "Da Xian'er, you, what, don't call me that now."

Last night, I was called a hundred and eighty times, calling in different ways, and Gu Yi almost had a conditioned reflex. When he heard the sound of "Captain Gu", He Yixi changed his words again with a smile: "Gu Yi .”

The tips of Gu Yi's ears are pigmented again, reflecting the rising sun and glowing red, neither of these names is quite right, it's all due to Da Xian'er's voice, it's too tormenting.

"If you want to know what happened between you and me before, I can tell you now."

Gu Yi paused for a moment while drinking the porridge, then swallowed the porridge again, nodded: "I really want to know."

"I—" He Yixi was about to open his mouth immediately, but was interrupted by Gu Yi again: "But not now."

Now that the atmosphere is so good, Gu Yi doesn't want to hear about the past, but there is only one sentence he has been chanting since last night, and he finally couldn't help asking: "But I have something else to ask .”

"what?"

"It's just..." Gu Yi's face was tangled, it was hard to describe, he waved his chopsticks in the air, "How do you know that I..."

Unable to continue, Gu Yi buried his head.

"Actually, you drank too much that time, it's not that you didn't do anything."

Gu Yi suddenly raised his head again, he was about to ask what he did, but swallowed the words, since Da Xian'er said so, then the memory of that kiss at that time must not be a dream.

"I..." Gu Yiqi Ai Ai, "Did I... kiss you?"

He Yixi gave him a vague look and nodded: "Yes."

"Then, then...?" Gu Yi became a little nervous for no reason, and had to ask He Yixi for his thoughts, "You, how do you feel?"

He Yixi didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, he wiped it on his lips for a moment, then pursed his lips and smiled: "I don't hate it."

"After all, it was paid for."

Gu Yi was stunned: "Ah, ah?"

"Besides, when you suck my finger as a pacifier, I really want to try it."

"Try...try what?" Gu Yi saw He Yixi stood up, put away his bowls and chopsticks, walked around the corner of the table, bent down, kissed the corner of his mouth for a moment, and stood up gracefully to leave a back view :"you guess."

Gu Yi's heart was racing, and he felt that he was probably getting a script for the heroine, acting like a sissy, but it was——

Feel so fucking happy!

Sitting blankly for a while, he thought of another thing, hesitating behind He Yixi's buttocks: "You and me, my shitty past life, you..."

He Yixi didn't realize it for a while, but soon understood what Gu Yi meant, and laughed loudly: "Could it be possible that Captain Gu is still jealous of himself?"

Gu Yi hurriedly lowered his head to wash the dishes, pretending to be calm: "Well, of course, he is him, I am me, the genes are different, so why talk about one person."

This point of view is extremely scientific and materialistic, and it's been a long time since I've heard Captain Gu's tone.

He Yixi wiped off the water drops on his hands, turned his head to look at Gu Yi, and said to Gu Yi with some seriousness in his eyes: "He and I probably have some master-student friendship and nothing else. If you don't want to know now, I will take you to a place in a few days, and then I will tell you slowly, okay?"

Seeing that he was solemn, Gu Yi nodded without making a sound, He Yixi smiled at him again, the scenery of the smile was so bright that it was not gaudy, like a heroic spirit with a strong heart, I don't know what it was like at the beginning appearance.

The arrogant G63 stopped at the entrance of the pedestrian street. It was the boss who came slowly to open the door. There were not many passers-by. He glanced at this strange car and saw He Daxian stepping out of it, smiling at the driver's seat The spring wind turns into rain, just like a rich woman next to her.

Zhichuan was getting off the bus, passing the parking lot, who made him look like a god, his eyes were sharp, and when he saw Gu Yi doing it in the car, his eyes almost squinted, wishing he could go blind.

He Yixi turned his head and greeted Zhichuan generously: "Have you found Tong Qianqian?"

When Gu Yi heard this, he poked his head out and stretched his ears to listen again. Zhi Chuan glanced at him: "I found it, and it's not far from you. I haven't woken up yet, so I sent it back."

"Is she all right?"

Zhichuan shook his head: "It's nothing, probably because Li Changbi was imprisoned for a few days, and his body is a little weak."

"Who is Li Changbi?"

Zhichuan replied again: "He Yixi's little nephew."

After speaking, he suddenly became impatient, and took a strange look at He Yixi: "You haven't told him yet?"

He Yixi pursed his lips and smiled: "I want to say it, but he doesn't want to hear it."

Zhichuan said "Oh", and gave Gu Yi two words: "What's wrong."

Gu Yi protested and knocked on the car window, He Yixi glanced at him with a smile: "It doesn't matter, I will take him to your temple in a few days, and he will understand everything."

Zhichuan was stunned and stunned: "Meng...Mengchuang, aren't you? Are you bewitched? Do you want others to see everything?"

After speaking, he glanced at Gu Yi in the car, and the word "dislike" was capitalized in his eyes: "Why haven't you left yet?"

"Damn it! What's the matter with you!" Gu Yi fingered Zhichuan, blew a kiss to He Yixi, stepped on the gas pedal and turned to leave.

The coquettish operation was done in one go, and the spicy Zhichuan couldn't open his eyes.

He Yixi was still making up the knife over there: "He is not someone else."

Probably because he didn't read the almanac when he went out, he worked hard to find the whereabouts of his soul for He Yixi, wiped his nephew's ass, and even helped Gu Yi live all night, but these two disasters happened when he tried his best to settle Tong Qianqian went together.

God damn it!

"Meng Chuang, Meng Chuang, no wonder you refuse to ask Gu Yi for your soul, you actually have such thoughts! This is beyond my expectation!" Zhi Chuan waved his hand and sighed again. , it felt as if a flower had been inserted into Gu Yi's pile of cow dung, "Why did that kid follow your ass every day to show affection, and I didn't see you responding halfway. When he died, you It's just that you've put your heart into it again, I think you have feelings for him, what does that mean now? Do you want to make up for what you didn't do before?"

"Of course not." He Yixi shook his head and denied, "He and Gu Yi are two different people."

Zhichuan was confused: "Then what are you?"

"I didn't have those thoughts at the beginning, so how could I respond to him? At that time, the giant spirit was ordered to demolish my 72 temples. Which of you immortals would dare to fight against the Emperor of Heaven—"

"Mengchuang, I—" Zhichuan blushed when he heard this, and was eager to explain, but was stopped by He Yixi: "You don't need to explain, I understand your difficulties, but he is a mortal who dares to fight against the sky." I admire him very much for resisting. I can't give him what he wants, but I can only compensate him for other things. Now what Gu Yi wants, I can give him, and I am willing to give it. It doesn't matter who I'm with."

Zhichuan hurriedly pressed He Yixi's finger pointing towards the sky: "Don't talk nonsense, be careful that people will hear it, and I will refer to you again."

He Yixi withdrew his hand and smiled: "Where does he have time to listen to the gossip of a criminal like me?"

Zhichuan has been concentrating on cultivation for 100 years since he was a mortal, and he has never thought about love even after he was promoted to the immortal rank. He shook his head and said, "I have been friends with you for many years, and I still don't understand what you are thinking."

"If the matter of love is made clear, it will not be called complicated." The two of them walked unhappily, but they had already reached the door of the store. "You Tiao" opened the door early, and the boss disappeared for several days. Concentrated on doing business, he lazily leaned against the antique rack, which looked like a clothes rack at first glance.

Hearing He Yixi's sour words, Zhichuan's cheeks hurt: "What you said seems to be a big truth, but in fact, you have been single for a long time, even if you see a bastard, you will be moved."

He Yixi pushed the door open and went in, and when he heard this, he turned his head and called Zhichuan: "Then you are no better than a bastard."

"..."

I wanted to tease him, but smashed my toes instead.

Poor Zhou Chao didn't know that her male god came back last night, and she was squatting in the store crying at the moment, the ceiling was about to collapse, He Yixi was so shocked when he entered the door that he almost wanted to leave, but Zhou Chao's swollen eyes were sharp. After catching it, he screamed again and again and was about to throw himself into his arms.

"God! Where have you been! I think you've lost weight these days!"

He Yixi pinched the back of his neck and lifted Zhou Chao, somehow pulling her away from him.Zhou Chao jumped back on the table, moved his nose, frowned, and his eyes became sharp: "God, what does it smell like on you!"

He Yixi froze for a moment, forgetting that the little guy's nose was a thief, and heard Zhou Chao yell again: "Why does it smell like Gu Yi!"

He Yixi hurriedly waved his hand to signal "You Tiao" to take Zhou Chao away. Zhichuan managed to see him slumped once, slapped the table and laughed, and was reminded again: "My sea yellow is precious."

Zhichuan had no choice but to withdraw his hand, and sat upright like an old dog: "Mengchuang, I came to you today because I have something to talk to you about."

He Yixi raised his eyebrows: "You have something serious to tell me?"

"Li Changbi was punished after his death, and his physical body was gone long ago. He should have been reincarnated as soon as possible when he was released now, but now you also know that there are too few Taoists and we are short of manpower. If we don't check for a while, let him slip away. I know how to use a method to blend in with a nightshade who is not shallow."

"Yansha?" He Yixi was a little surprised, but soon understood, "No wonder he can come and go freely in the gap, so that's what happened."

"It's still the same sentence, we are short of manpower, but it is really troublesome to find someone to find him, so the above returned the token to you and told you to go." He said that he took out the jade token from his pocket and handed it over. He Yixi took it Sneering in his hand: "You guys are pretty good at making the best use of everything. But that's okay, I have to get to know him, it's just that Yan Sha is too elusive, where can I find him?"

"Since this matter is entrusted to you, I will definitely not give you clues. The Emperor of Heaven asked me to ask you, 'Where did Haiyan's longan go?', and he said that you will understand after listening."

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