Unhuman Strange Records

I believe in hell, but I don't believe in heaven

—— Osamu Dazai

When Gu Yi learned of Yang Nian's death, he was still studying the recipe of pigeon soup.

Guo Yuxiu saw that Gu Yi was staring at the computer for a long time without any movement, and leaned over to glance at his computer screen, almost smashing the soy milk on the ground, and quickly reached out to touch Gu Yi's face, Gu Yi was so disgusted, he backed away: "What about the pot? , Do you have any plans for me, why do you always want to touch me."

Guo Yuxiu stretched her head out to look at the sky again, shouting all over the office: "Hey, the sun is coming out from the west today, Captain Gu is looking at the recipe!"

Tang Jing dropped the watering can with a click, and rushed over to stare at Gu Yi's face: "My God, let Ji Liang test it later, it's not a fake!"

Gu Yi sat back and waved his hands again: "Let's go, let's see what's wrong with the recipe, and I'll put you together to stew together."

At the end, he took out his mobile phone and called: "Hey, Mrs. Li, where can I buy pigeons? Huh? I don't deliver letters, I cook them - no, whoever I do it for, it's not for you anyway, so hurry up and talk about it." Small fire, how long to simmer for? What? I’m not filial? Hey, Mrs. Li, I bought you Jingxin Oral Liquid—don’t hang up, hey—"

There was a complete silence in the office, and the drop of a needle might cause an earthquake.

Tang Jing stretched out his hand tremblingly: "Captain Gu, you—"

Ji Liang pushed the door open and rushed in. Seeing the faces of all the staff in the office except Gu Yi, he asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

"Captain Gu is in love again!" Tang Jing exclaimed and blurted out.

Ji Liang's round face was immediately full of smiles, and his double chins popped out: "Gu Dui, can we pass the first seven this time?"

"Get out!" Gu Yi threw his pen cap at him, "Stop fucking cursing me."

There are several legends about the age of Haiyan Public Security System, Gu Yi can be counted as one of them. Although he is not as good as He Daxianer, he is still a young talent with outstanding temperament. I was in a hurry to marry my daughter, niece, niece, and cousin to him, but it was a pity that I couldn't talk to each other, and none of them survived seven days, as if they were cursed, and even got a nickname - Gu Touqi.

Ji Liang was a nimble fat man, he dodged the pen cap thrown by Gu Yi, and continued: "I'm here to tell you something serious, Yang Nian died in the detention center, he almost bit off his wrist."

"What?" Gu Yichen stood up from the chair, his brows twitched again, his heart skipped a beat, and he always had a bad premonition.

Tang Jing exclaimed again, his face full of unbearable patience, he struggled for a while, and then stumbled again: "This... what is it? Suicide in fear of crime?"

Ji Liang shrugged: "Who knows?"

"You said Yang Nian is dead?"

He Yixi just woke up, his face was still as white as a sculpture, without a trace of blood, he was leaning against the bed, unwilling to listen to Gu Yi's words and go to the hospital for a visit.

"Yes, I heard that I almost bit off my wrist."

He Yixi's eyes drooped, his brows were tightly frowned, as if he couldn't figure out something, and he looked up at Gu Yi with a little worry. He didn't know where the wound was being pulled, and bit his lip in pain, bringing out a little bit of pain. Come bloody.

Gu Yi held the thermos bucket tightly, and cursed in his heart, "Damn it".

"Then why are you here?" He Yixi could see that something was wrong with Gu Yi, and he didn't know what evil he was doing. Seeing him holding a thermos as if he was holding his own son, He Yixi nodded, "What is this?" ?”

"I..." Gu Yi sat back again, and handed the thermos to He Yixi, nervous and shy as if offering a treasure, "Then what, sir, I boiled it myself, you try it?"

He Yixi:? ? ?

Which show is this?A weasel pays a New Year greeting to a chicken?

Before he could open his mouth, Zhou Chao jumped out first, and shouted with his hands on his hips, "Gu Yi! You made it up by yourself? Stop poisoning you!"

After yelling at Gu Yi, he flattered He Yixi again: "God, don't drink his stuff, I'll cook something delicious for you."

Zhou Xi ran on her outside the door: "Come on! With your skills, you may not be as good as Gu Yi!"

Zhou Chao rushed out with an "Aww", and fought with Zhou Xi again, jumping like a dog.

He Yixi rubbed his ears because of the noise, Gu Yi hooked the door with his sharp eyes, the noise of Zhou Chao and Zhou Xi seemed to be a little further away, Gu Yi came to sell his pigeon soup again, he probably has the skills of a French chef The true biography, all the ingredients are stewed together and the job is over. After three hours, I tasted a small bite and thought it was okay, so I hurriedly sent it to the opposite door. It was still steaming at the moment.He Yixi looked suspiciously at Gu Yi and met Gu Yi's small eyes again, like a puppy waiting for its owner to feed him a bone, and it was not good to refute him, so he stretched out his hand to him, Gu Yi blushed inexplicably: "How about, So what, I, uh, I feed you?"

He Yixi finally couldn't help it anymore: "Captain Gu, are you doing something bad behind my back?"

"Ah? Me?" Gu Yi was stunned, seeing that He Yixi was still stretching out his hand, obediently handing over the fruit of his labor, and shook his head again, "I didn't do anything!"

He Yixi took a sip and raised his eyebrows.

Gu Yi's little heart was pounding, his eyes moved up and down with the spoon, he was so nervous that He Daxian'er would spit it out on the spot.

"I can't see that Captain Gu still has such skills." He Yixi swallowed it safely, and the taste was still good.

Gu Yi seemed relieved, his forehead was sweating, his face was about to break into a smile, halfway through the grin, he felt that it affected his noble and glamorous personality, and then he took it back. From He Yixi's point of view, he seemed to be crying but not laughing It was like a toothache, and advised him: "Then you have another drink."

He Yixi happened to just wake up, he was a little hungry, so he didn't refuse, and took a few sips without saying a word, Gu Yi stared at him in shock, why didn't he find that He Daxian'er had such a dignified, elegant and good-looking diet before.

He Yixi couldn't stand his eyes, as if he was reluctant to take a few mouthfuls of soup, he put down his spoon: "Captain Gu, what are you looking at?"

Gu Yi hurriedly withdrew his gaze, and flew around to cover up: "I didn't see anything, I just took a look, and you, you have another drink."

He Yixi couldn't figure it out, why hadn't seen him for a few days, Gu Yi stuttered, saw that Gu Yi refused to meet his eyes, so he had to take another sip, the room was silent for a while, and suddenly heard Gu Yi speak, with a little hesitation , and asked him: "Daxian'er... are you... Heaven's Punishment hurting?"

He Yixi paused while holding Shao'er's hand, then looked up at Gu Yi: "Who told you? Zhou Dynasty or Zhou Xi?"

"It's...all of them." Gu Yi rubbed his hands, still not quite convinced, "Are you really... a god?"

He Yixi's eyes fluttered, and he nodded and said, "That's right."

That day Gu Yi was leaning outside the bedroom door, his mind was full of Zhou Chao screaming, rubbing his temples and asking Zhou Xi: "Is what Zhou Chao said true?"

Zhou Xi had no expression on her face and nodded, "Yes."

Gu Yi put on the look of "you seem to be making me laugh", grinning the corner of his mouth: "Oh, that's amazing, dare to ask which fairy is Da Xian'er, why haven't I seen his temple?"

"Demolished." Zhou Xi cherished words like gold, jumping out monosyllables, and added after thinking about it, "Breaking the rules of heaven, apart from immortal books, demolishing temples, and cutting off incense, he now has nothing but to live longer Son, it’s not much different from ordinary people.”

Zhou Chao jumped out to join in the fun again, poking his finger at the tip of Gu Yi's nose: "You think he is so rare about money! Without money, he will have to be imprisoned for 800 years!"

"Ah?" Gu Yi was a little confused when he heard it. Why does it sound like there is such a thing as bail money in the sky.

Seeing that Zhou Xi was about to leave, she hurriedly yelled at him: "What kind of rule has Daxianer violated? Why should he be punished by heaven?"

Zhou Xi had no feelings, and had a cold face: "I don't know, you can ask yourself."

Gu Yi had no choice but to ask by himself. Seeing that He Yixi had finished drinking the soup, he quickly took it with his hands and feet. explain."

"Then, did I ask?" Seeing He Yixi nodding, Gu Yi continued, "What... have you committed, and you will be imprisoned for 800 years?"

"Killing." He Yixi pursed his lips, "There is another one, killing the real dragon."

If the person who spoke was not He Yixi, Gu Yi would have thought that this person had read too many cultivation novels: "What do you mean?"

"Anyone who kills will get rid of immortality, destroy temples, and will never be enshrined by others. He will be punished for thousands of years, and he will no longer have the desire to kill. I can't hurt ordinary people. Just like Tan Jingting, if he has the desire to kill, he will be punished by heaven." .”

"What is God's punishment?"

"It's just a small thunder punishment, it's just been hit twice." He Yixi raised his eyelids, his voice was relaxed, and he didn't seem to take it seriously.

The small thunder punishment is comparable to the nine-fold lightning calamity, each strike will burn people's flesh and blood, and their bodies will be bruised. Few people have tried it once, and dare to try it a second time.

Gu Yi saw the wrinkle between his brows on his pale face, and although he didn't expose him, he felt so guilty that he bowed his head and confessed to He Daxian'er: "It's all my fault, if it wasn't for me—"

"This matter has nothing to do with Captain Gu—" He Yixi raised his eyes and saw Gu Yi's twisted facial features. He just wanted to comfort him, but when he rolled his eyes, he immediately changed the subject, "If you insist on blaming yourself Why don't you give me another year's rent free?"

"Ah?" Gu Yi didn't realize it for a while, and He Yixi sighed: "If Captain Gu doesn't want to, I won't force it. After all, I did it myself, and I have nothing to do with others."

"Free!" As expected of Gu Yi, who is good at Chinese and has a perfect score in reading comprehension, he suddenly came to his senses, and slapped the edge of the bed, suddenly full of pride, "Free for all! Free for a lifetime!"

After finishing speaking, he thought about it as if his own property rights were not as long as He Daxian'er's, and shut up in embarrassment, when he heard He Yixi chuckle, his eyebrows and eyes were curved, and his eyes were full of tiny stars, making Gu Yixiang slam into the wall, hugging He picked up the thermos, stammered and said "I, I will come again tomorrow" and fled out the door, almost bumping into Zhou Chao.

Zhou Chao jumped up and scolded him again: "Gu Yi, you are sick! Hurrying to reincarnate?"

Gu Yi didn't have time to pay attention to her, and jumped up very fast, but the male god in the bedroom suddenly called her, and Zhou Chao hurriedly jumped in: "Male god, what's the matter?"

He Yixi leaned against the bed: "Help me take a message to your master, and ask him what secret is Gu Yi, and why should I come to him."

Zhou Chao nodded honestly and was about to go out when he heard the male god add: "Also, ask him if he has been drinking recently and let something escape."

The author has something to say:

Just like Conan, the famous cv character must be the murderer!cough

Someone with a name must have a problem!Mark my words!