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Chapter 4 Jade Rabbit Sniffing Green

Let's go back to the afternoon of the election day.

Yinhu was really tossed by this day, the physical pain and the heavy blow to the spirit soon stared at the past on the warm couch.

I don't know how long this sleep has passed, and suddenly felt that someone shook her, Yinhu was upset, even if she was surrounded in the clan's mansion, no one dared to shake her up, so she opened her eyes angrily, and it scared Biyun Jump.

Biyun has been with the Guerjia family since she was a child, and she has experienced the ups and downs of the family, and she has shared the hardships with the master's mother and daughter. Besides, her own Gege's temperament has always been the most gentle and gentle, where has she ever seen such a fierce one? eyes, so his legs softened and he knelt on the ground directly, and he said in a faltering voice, "Little... little master... Eunuch Su is begging to see you outside."

There are still a few Su Gonggongs in the Forbidden City. Yinhu's mind has cleared up a little after he rested, and his mind is so stunned that the slaves woke up the master to see him. I'm afraid it's the one next to the emperor. .So I sat up straight, looked at the sky, and suddenly felt a little bit in my heart. Could it be that Xuan went to the Hall of Mental Cultivation at this time... When the word "servant bed" flashed in Yinhu's mind, Rao was the former The Eighth Prince, who is known by everyone as a virtuous man, couldn't hide the mixed colors on his face at this moment, and his face was almost distorted.

Yinhu gritted her teeth and adjusted a natural smile, got up and went outside, thinking that if the fourth child really had such shameless thoughts, the master would simply kill him on the dragon bed.It's a pity that at this moment Yinhu is really blinded by shame and anger, not to mention that the eunuch in the respect room should be responsible for announcing the recruitment of servants, there is no need for Su Peisheng to announce it in person.Let's just say that with his current delicate body and sick bones, even if he rolled into the dragon bed, he would not be able to earn an emperor in his prime.

Su Peisheng stood outside and finally saw the new young master coming out of the inner room slowly, so he hurriedly greeted him with a smile.Seeing this familiar face at such a close distance, even the chief eunuch, who has been with Shengjia for a long time and is used to seeing all kinds of scenes, bowed his head in a little embarrassment at this moment, and quickly put up the rice paper with both hands, and praised, " Congratulations, little lord, the emperor misses you very much, so why not give the little lord a name in his own handwriting."

Yinhu was waiting to hear his reason for coming, and now he understood that it was to change his name. Is the fourth brother of the emperor really addicted to changing people's names? Thinking of this, he almost snorted coldly.

Fang Ruo stood on the side, seeing that Yinhu didn't intend to answer the words, he thought that the young master had just arrived, and the etiquette would inevitably be a little rusty, so he immediately bowed to take the rice paper from Su Gonggong and presented it to Yinhu with both hands .

Yinhu couldn't, so he had to take it over and open it to see that it was the word "Siqing".

Naturally, Fang Ruo and Biyun didn't know the meaning of these two words, they only thought that the emperor valued the new owner, so they echoed a few auspicious and pleasing words, and hinted that it was important for Yinhu to thank her quickly.

Presumably in the Xipei Palace, only Su Peisheng and Yinhu deity understand what this "Siqing" refers to.

After all, people are under the eaves, let alone under the red walls and glazed tiles of the Forbidden City. Yinhu naturally had to bow his head, so he gave Su Peisheng a smiling face, and tried his best to show a coy gesture of a child to thank Sheng'en sincerely.But whatever he Yinhu wants to pretend to be, he has never been unremarkable.

Since then, the name of Wenqing of the Guerjia family has been officially changed to Siqing, which is insignificant to Yinhu, since it is not his first and last name anyway.But Xiu Nu received such favor on the first day of her stay in the palace, the news probably has already grown wings and flew to the ears of noble lords in all palaces and courtyards.

Su Peisheng said that after finishing his speech, it was naturally inconvenient to delay returning to his command.After a while, Yinhu looked at the dinner served on the table, but it was different from noon. In addition to the vegetarian porridge and vegetables, he also added pouch tenderloin and almond bergamot.Yinhu naturally understands that the emperor's actions today have brought him countless attentions, and now he has no power in his hands, and his whole body is covered, how can he stand up to the gift of such a big fanfare.So he had no choice but to cast aside Yongzheng's hateful behavior in his heart, and at the same time try to eat a few more bites of food, at least to take care of his sick body first, in order to escape from death in the future.

The winter sky darkened extremely quickly, and not long after the dinner was removed, the lamps were lit in the palace.At this time, the well-dressed palaces are nothing more than those young masters who are favored by the emperor.Like the two new masters in Chuxiu Palace, there is no need to wait. According to the ancestral system, the green head cards of the newcomers will not be ready until the third day after the official canonization.

So Yinhu was finally able to get rid of the flag head, take off his cloud temples, clean his face and put on a short jacket, and lay on the bed rubbing his stomach.I don't know if it's the habit of stomach problems in the past, or if I just ate too much. Anyway, the stagnation and discomfort in the stomach made Yinhu slump again. It seems that it will not be overnight to restore this dilapidated body merit.

Taking advantage of the time to rest, Yinhu pulled himself together and chatted with Biyun about the family affairs, and now he has to learn more about his parents' family background, otherwise it will be a big mistake.

And just when the master and servant were about to fall asleep, they heard the eunuch of Chuxiu Palace who was on duty outside the corridor shouting loudly, "Good luck, Your Majesty."

Yinhu sat up in a jerk, and almost fell off the bed, secretly wondering why the emperor came when Su Peisheng had just left.But his hands and feet moved faster than his brain, and he hurriedly put on his clothes with Biyun.

Yinzhen strode directly into the West Side Hall, and even the chief eunuch of Chuxiu Palace came a few steps late, and hurriedly knelt down to pay respects to the emperor.

Yinzhen waved him off, and asked directly, "Who is the teaching aunt here?"

Fang Ruo has been waiting at the door of the outer room since she heard the noise from outside, and when she heard this, she hurried forward to kneel and replied, "Go back to the emperor, you are a slave."

"Why don't you young masters come out to welcome you?" Yinzhen sat on the main seat without saying a word, and Su Peisheng had already ordered someone to brew the emperor's favorite golden silk Pu'er in winter and bring it up.

Fang Ruo felt slightly troubled when he heard that the emperor should not have come, but the emperor has come. The slaves absolutely cannot blame the emperor, but they were afraid that the poor answer would hurt the young master, so they bent even deeper , almost knocking his head to the ground.

Before Fang Ruo could reply, the door of the inner room opened in response. Although Yinhu was wearing the flag suit properly, the headgear could not be worn after all, let alone makeup, but her posture was extremely relaxed, just a few walks When he came to the emperor, he bowed respectfully, and said, "All blessings, Your Majesty."

Seeing him appearing, Xu Zhen thought that he had already rested, and the speed of dressing was really fast, but upon closer inspection, the scarf was still crooked.In Yinzhen's eyes, the Guerjia family after removing makeup and hair accessories is a little more similar than what he saw in the palace, and even the prostrating figure is full of toughness.So, he was not in a hurry to call out, and just looked down on people like this.

From the jet-black long hair, to the sideburns close to the cheeks, to the slightly warm-colored bluish-white face, drooping and restrained eyes, and the tender white neck exposed outside the neckline... Yinzhen felt that Rather than saying that this woman resembles Lao Ba, it is better to say that she most resembles Lao Ba before the age of seventeen or eighteen. At that time, there was no quarrel between the brothers, and there were often scenes of horse racing in the school field and singing songs to the moon. Is it a warm time that Emperor Yongzheng remembers most but regrets?Thinking of this, Yinzhen looked at Guerjia's eyes with a lot of gentleness, and actually looked at half a cup of tea.

Yinhu's knees knelt on the ground were already hurting, but the emperor didn't cry out for a long time, and the earnest eyes that had been turning around him were too unbearable, so Yinhu finally couldn't help but look up at the emperor.The four eyes meet, Yinzhen's pupils suddenly shrink, and his face becomes serious again, as if the tenderness just now is just an illusion.

The emperor's expression that changed in an instant was naturally seen by Yinhu. He knew that he shouldn't raise his eyes, but he couldn't look back after what he did, and then he heard the emperor's cold voice, "Xiaoxiazi, put your eyes on me." Put the things here, teach my aunt to stay, and wait outside for the rest."

The servants all obeyed the orders with great winking and withdrew, and even Biyun was greeted by Su Peisheng to leave, and the room was quiet again for a moment.

"Get up." Yinzhen waited until half a cup of tea was finished before opening his mouth again. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Yinhu getting up cautiously, standing with his head down and not lifting up again. He suddenly felt lost in his heart, as if just for a moment The feeling of grasping was gone again.

And Yinhu has already made up his mind to be a boring gourd. Although he doesn't know the emperor's preferences for women, but he has been brothers and ministers for many years, Yinhu can still get the fourth brother's pulse by asking himself.Whatever kind of person the emperor dislikes the most, the master pretends to be that kind of person. The neglect that the young lord of the harem fears most is exactly what Yinhu strives for.

"I heard that the selected girls have to go through several screenings?" The emperor seemed to lose interest in the newcomers in an instant, only drinking tea, and asked his aunt to teach and guide him.

"Go back to the emperor, yes." Fang Ruo replied with a bow, thinking about all the actions of the young master just now, it seems that the emperor has lost a little interest.

"What regulations do you want to examine?" The emperor continued to hold the tea, circled the rim of the cup with his hands a few times, and continued to ask questions in a leisurely manner.

Although Fang Ruo didn't know what the emperor meant by this question, he still talked about it in detail.The process of selecting a show girl includes not only family background and appearance, but also length and weight, body odor, skin color and articulation, and many other items. Even whether they grind their teeth and snore when they sleep, and how many moles they have on their bodies are all detailed.Fang Ruo reported all these to the emperor.

After listening for a long time, the emperor felt that the aunt's words were missing the point, so he said bluntly, "What is the jade rabbit smelling green?"

Fang Ruo was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, but the emperor's question did not allow the servants to hesitate, so he described it in a very concise and subtle way.

Yinhu was listening by the side, and at first he only felt that the draft was really troublesome.Think of him as a prince and elder brother, women are all chosen off-the-shelf, so he didn't pay much attention to this matter.For a moment, he didn't understand what the emperor was singing. It wasn't until he heard the last part of the dialogue that his face suddenly changed.

The so-called "Jade Rabbit Sniffing Cui" is a unique name, but the content really makes Yinhu, a big man, feel ashamed.He ordered Xiunv to squat on a plate of incense ashes with her skirts removed, and tease her nose with barnyard grass until she sneezed.

Yinhu's face turned blue when he thought that his body had been subjected to such screening.But what made him even more unexpected was the order from the emperor.

Yinzhen naturally saw that Yinhu was uncomfortable, and only thought it was the youth of the youngest daughter's family. When he thought that this person who was almost the same as the old eight was once teased and manipulated by the slaves, he felt refreshed.What's more, what is the difference between a beautiful girl and a plaything for the emperor?So Yinzhen didn't even bother to hide it at the moment, he snorted and said directly, "Auntie, it's right to go and see the plate on the table, let me show the Jade Rabbit Xuncui today."

Fang Ruo was at a loss for words, but the king's life was like a mountain, so he had to lift the cloth on the table, and it turned out to be a plate of incense ashes and a stalk of barnyard grass.Fang Ruo thought to herself, the old aunts also occasionally heard about the pleasures in the boudoir of the harem. Since she entered the palace in the reign of the Holy Ancestor, she had heard those obscure sayings in various palaces and courtyards, but this ten thousand-year-old body and nine-five-year-old venerable, Jinkouyu said that It was the first time she met Xiu Nu's real body to personally inspect it.But what can the servant do, even the little master standing next to him can't do anything.But then again, if you win the emperor's heart through this fun, it will be the young master's chance.

Seeing that Yinhu was stiff and not moving, Fang Ruo couldn't say anything to persuade him, so he had to hold the plate and place it firmly in front of the emperor, and presented the barnyard grass with both hands to the emperor with great winking. Since it is the fun of the boudoir, then the one who holds the emerald green play rabbit will naturally not have the turn of her servant.

Yinzhen felt that this aunt was good and had good eyesight, so he took the emerald green grass and began to fiddle with it in his hands, waiting for Guarjia to take off his clothes.

Seeing that Yinhu was still motionless, Fang Ruo called out "little master" in a low voice, with endless words of admonition, for fear that the young master would be young and inexperienced, but would blow off the emperor's good intentions.

Yinhu heard Fang Ruo and looked at Fang Ruo. He was also the one who always winked, and he couldn't see the comforting expression on this aunt's face.But the request of the fourth child is really too much, even if he is killed at this moment, he will definitely not give in.

After all, Fang Ruo didn't understand Yinhu's mind, so he started slowly and wanted to untie the scarf for the young master.

The hand was about to touch the neckline, Yinhu took a step back quickly, and regardless of Fang Ruo's resistance, he rushed straight to the emperor's seat, lifted the flower pot shoe, stepped on the brocade plate and kicked it hard, and the whole plate was thrown out .

In the blink of an eye, the emperor was defenseless at all, and his nose was directly covered by the incense ash that was lifted up.

There were a few rattling noises in the room, and Su Peisheng and others were just outside the corridor, almost crawling and banging on the door to come in. This didn't surprise the servants.

The emperor wiped his face, stood up awkwardly, his fingers were trembling with anger, pointed at Yinhu's nose and cursed, "Bitch, bold, presumptuous!"

The emperor saw that the supposedly weak young master was not ashamed standing in front of the emperor, but glared angrily. Yinzhen raised his hand in a fit of anger and smashed the teacup towards Yinhu's forehead.

There was only a muffled sound as the teacup shattered on Yinhu's brow bone, a stream of bright red blood flowed down her cheeks instantly, and the person also swayed but finally stood still.

At this moment in the West Side Hall, Su Peisheng and Xiao Xiazi were already guarding the emperor's side, time and space were instantly condensed, and the eyes of the emperor and the beautiful girl confronted each other again, but the atmosphere suddenly became a little more dangerous.Even Fang Ruo didn't dare to raise his hand to pull the young master again, only Biyun broke free from the eunuch's confinement at the moment when he saw Yinhu's blood shed, threw himself on Yinhu's calf, and begged bitterly , "The emperor is merciful, the emperor is merciful, my lord, please speak quickly, please beg the emperor."

Being hugged by Biyun's legs, Yinhu, who was already dizzy from the impact, fell unsteadily and sat on the ground, pressing his hand on the shattered porcelain tiles, and instantly dyed it bright red again.

Su Peisheng hurriedly dusted the emperor's clothes, but was kicked away by the emperor.

When Yinzhen walked to Yinhu's side, he could almost hear the emperor's teeth gnashing. The chief eunuch of Chuxiu Palace had already led all the eunuchs to wait at the door. The two took it.

But the emperor finally left in a huff, leaving a room full of people at a loss, they could only look at Su Peisheng, the most useful celebrity beside the emperor.

Where did Su Peisheng get into this bad luck, he just got up from the ground and chased after the emperor with the slaves from the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

The head eunuch of Chuxiu Palace's mind raced in an instant. Is he going to take someone or not? If so, where should he be locked up?After all, this house is the young master chosen by the emperor, so it is naturally more honorable than the other ones. It was not the first day that he was given a name. It was originally a great favor, so why did he end up in such a state?

This chief eunuch is not stupid, he knows that it is easiest to hit his toes when he falls into trouble, and the power of concubines in the harem is not something that happens in the emperor's breath?Since the emperor has not given up, the empress will naturally be in charge of the harem, or else the empress dowager.So he hurriedly ordered the young eunuch with the most appropriate words to report the matter to Jingren Palace, waiting for the queen to make a decision.The Guerjia family and the personal maid Biyun were first locked in the inner room of the side hall, and even Aunt Fang Ruo was guarded and not allowed to move around.

In the various courtyards of the harem of the Forbidden City that night, one was worried and the other was happy. What was worrying was that the new little lord was able to win the holy family by just one chance. What was gratifying was that the new lord was so ignorant. The flattery caused the emperor to drop his cup and go away. I'm afraid his life will not be long...

The author has something to say: Dear friends, please don't beat the author, thank you! ! !

The body examination data of squatting naked, sneezing and blowing ashes on the plate was kindly provided by the creme brulee children's shoes. Under the various pressures of the quiet sea children's shoes, Ah Ning finally failed to resist the temptation after going through a battle between heaven and man, and wrote !

Myna, Ah Ning is already on her knees, please scratch her gently, don't scratch her face!

After all, Ah Ning is not willing to let you blow the dust, is she?

After all, it still confuses you, Brother Si, doesn't it?

After this battle, the fourth brother ran away in disgrace, didn't he?

Of course, he is the emperor, so he will come to take revenge later, this is something Ah Ning can't do, spread his hands...

——————Do you still need a small theater today? ————————

Fourth Brother: Director, this script is good, perform it!

Starling: Director, I have to change this script!

Gouleg Ning: Mynah, how do you want to change it?

Starling: You can't take off your clothes.

Gouleg Ning: Come on, don't take it off.

Starling: You can't blow the ashes.

Gouleg Ning: It's not appropriate to brag about it, this show has to be filmed, right?

The starling stared: I can shoot without blowing, the master kicked it off, and the face of the fourth child was blurred, what a beautiful picture! ╮(╯_╰)╭Dog Leg Ning: Alright, I will act as you said!

After work...

The fourth brother wiped his face: I want to kill the director! ! !

Gouleg Ning: If you kill me, you won't be able to shoot the bedtime scene later...

Fourth brother: Then I will keep you for now, I am such a man, able to bend and stretch, and do big things regardless of small details!Finish the old man first and then deal with you bastard!

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