Sick Beauty Master Self-Help Guide

A few days after buying the house, Xianyu Xianzun felt that he should find something for them to do, so he arranged some affairs related to the lower realm for them. He didn't say anything, but gave Yan Xun a way to contact the subordinates Opportunity.

Song Chuyu didn't think it was necessary at first, and even felt that it was not right to be a social animal within two days after finally coming to the Upper Realm.

As a result, Xianyu Xianzun said.

With wages, let them go to the lower realm to communicate.

Ah this.

Isn't this writing, communication, reading as tourism?

Thinking of this, Song Chuyu immediately ran to tell Yan Xun a lot of good things about the job, as if he wasn't the one who said bad things at first.

Very outrageous.

Song Chuyu, there is no need to be like this.

After working for a few days, Song Chuyu felt that it was time to use the convenience of work to play in the lower realm.

The main reason is that he wanted to experience the life of the ancient working people on a whim.

Naturally, Yan Xun would not reject Song Chuyu, and after arranging a lot of things, he took Song Chuyu through the Tianmen, without looking at the boundaries of those monks, and directly found a place where ordinary people live together.

From Song Chuyu's proposal to experience life until they went down to earth, within a few days, Yan Xun's subordinates arranged everything properly.

The place Yan Xun's subordinates arranged for them was called Qu Village, which was very close to the town, and it didn't even take an hour to ride there on horseback.

You can fly, why ride a horse?

That's because Song Chuyu felt that to experience life should be like experiencing life, and with a wave of his big hand, Yan Xun blocked his spiritual power first.

Yan Xun was not even allowed to use spells.

Very conscious of experiencing life.

Think about it, if a rich person claims to experience the life of the poor, living in a luxury house and driving a luxury car, and spending a lot of money, this is very unconscious.

A few of Yan Xun's new subordinates saw Song Chuyu leaning on Yan Xun like a salted fish, talking about experiencing life and wanting to experience life, for a moment they forgot what they were reporting, and froze in place.

Petrified the kind of stunned in place.

I feel that my young mind and fragile three views have been impacted.

After all, their bosses who are cool and domineering in their hearts are actually getting along with love like this.

There is even a kind of obedience to the other party in everything, wishing to shake his own dragon tail into a dog's tail.

Why not Dragon Tail.

This is mainly because the dog's tail is fluffy.

Plush is more cute.

If the dragon tail was transformed, Song Chuyu would definitely think that he was going to use the dragon tail to entangle him again.

It's astringent, not right.

After those newcomers went back, they even cried and made up a story about Song Chuyu's demon concubine oppressing Yan Xun when they gathered for dinner in private.

Make it like they live under Song Chuyu's bed.However, this is what happened after the two of them returned to the upper realm, and Yan Xun didn't know it yet.

If you know, you won't be so angry.

He did obey Song Chuyu's words.

If you can't use fairy art, then there is a very important problem.

When it was time to eat at noon.

Facing the unfamiliar kitchen, the two fell into deep thought.

"Master, can you cook?" Yan Xun broke the deadlock first and asked.

Song Chuyu moved his stiff neck, looked at Yan Xun, and took a deep breath: "Of course."

At any rate, he is also a young man who has lived independently in modern society, so he can still cook.

Even if it is not as good as a great chef, simple home-cooked dishes are still ok.

There was some disbelief in Yan Xun's eyes.

"You don't believe me?" Song Chuyu feigned anger.

Seeing the other party like this, Yan Xun squeezed his palm, and chuckled lightly: "How could it be, it's just... will Master use this?"

Ah this.

It really won't.

He used to use induction cooker.

Do induction cookers understand?

He doesn't even use the gas stove very much, how could he use such an ancient thing!

No, I have to find a way to trick Yan Xun into living in modern society.

Baobuqi, he went and didn't want to come back.

Although the air here seems to be much better than modern times.

"It's not that you can't try." Song Chuyu felt a little embarrassed, but one cannot give up just because of a trivial matter.

Song Chuyu turned his head away, tried his best to hide his embarrassment, and walked out of the kitchen holding the other party's hand.

Yan Xun smiled behind him, and when he entered the room, he watched the other party sit down, and then said to him: "The kitchen is full of oily smoke, so don't go in. I'll take care of such trivial matters in the future."

Seeing what Yan Xun said, Song Chuyu touched his nose, struggled for a while, and agreed.

However, he felt that he had to try it for the first time.

Originally Song Chuyu wanted to say to try it in the evening, but when the words came to his lips, it turned into going now.

Anyway, it's noon, and I just have to eat.

Moreover, Song Chuyu also has self-knowledge, anyway, he has to grope for things that he has never used before.

Yan Xun looked at Song Chuyu with a smile on his face, as if he wanted to say something, but he kept holding back.

"Speak up if you have anything to say." Song Chuyu saw it, and even thought it was not a good thing.

"Master, didn't you find out just now? You didn't let them prepare, and you planned to do everything yourself, so there is no firewood to light the fire at home." Yan Xun couldn't help but said with a smile.

Song Chuyu:?

How can this be.

Isn't this shooting yourself in the foot?

Experience life, once is enough.

However, giving up now does not seem to be very good.

Song Chuyu made up his mind, patted his robe, stood up, and asked, "Where do you go to cut firewood?"

"There are forests on the mountain." Yan Xun was dressed in a black robe with arrow sleeves, and it looked like he had been prepared from the beginning.

Gee.

To climb a mountain.

Song Chuyu's interest in experiencing life suddenly... disappeared.

Experience life, once is enough.

Song Chuyu looked at Yan Xun's body, and then at himself.

Blue and white large sleeves.

This robe looks like a fairy when the wind blows.

If you add Song Chuyu's white hair, you will be an immortal in the sky.

But now this white hair has been turned black by Song Chuyu's magic.

The main reason is that he feels that he is here to experience life.

White hair is too ostentatious.

When the time comes, the aunts and uncles in the village will come up and ask, young man, why do you have less gray hair?

How should Song Chuyu answer.

This is not easy to answer.

However, the problem at this time is not here.

Song Chuyu's body was obviously not suitable for working. He frowned and thought for a while, maybe it was after some ideological struggle.

Finally, say, "I'll go into the house and change."

"Okay, if Master wants to help, just call out." Yan Xun followed to the door and said.

Song Chuyu slammed the door shut, quite forcefully.

"Need not."

Yan Xun touched his nose, but didn't have much reaction, just chuckled twice.

Song Chuyu behind the door was already blushing a little, but when he heard the other party's laughter, his whole face became visibly hot, and the tips of his ears were also warm.

hateful.

This little dragon cub knows how to tease Master.

"Master, forget it, the disciple will go."

Song Chuyu was halfway through when he heard the sound of the door opening, and when he turned his head, he saw Yan Xun sticking out his head and blinking at him.

hateful.

Song Chuyu looked at the other party with fierce eyes.

"Master, why are you ashamed?" Obviously, this look is not fierce at all, and has no deterrent power at all. Yan Xun even dared to say: "There is something on Master that I have never seen before."

Song Chuyu:?Did a car drive past just now?

what happened.

Apprentice, something is wrong with you.

Song Chuyu twitched the corner of his mouth, raised his hand and slammed the door shut with the wind of his palm.

Only Yan Xun's voice of feigned surprise was left outside.

"Master, isn't it impossible to use fairy arts?"

Being a teacher is enough, you bite me!

The veins on Song Chuyu's forehead twitched.

"No, I think this is just a verbal restraint, and it has no deterrent effect at all." Yan Xun was still standing at the door, relying on the extremely poor sound insulation of the house, he spoke as if he was not separated by a door at all.

"Then what do you want?" Although Song Chuyu spoke fiercely, he was still very curious.

"There should be some punishment, otherwise it's just a word of mouth." Yan Xun said, opened the door and sat beside Song Chuyu. Seeing that the other party didn't chase him, he boldly reached out to tie him He put on his shirt, and said on his mouth: "Let's punish Master not to go out today."

"Where can I find firewood for cooking if I don't go out?" Song Chuyu talked about going out to chop firewood, but actually wanted to go out to play.

"Just go as a disciple." Yan Xun smiled lightly, and waved to the door for Xiao Zi to come over.

Song Chuyu's eyes lit up, and he thought that this little dragon cub hadn't let Xiaozi out for a long time.

"There is also Xiaolan." Seeing that Song Chuyu's attention had been diverted, Yan Xun hurried out to find the foothold of his subordinates, and asked them to gather all the necessary daily necessities.

Experience life, really toss.

However, Yan Xun felt that Song Chuyu just wanted to experience it on a whim, which was very interesting.

So there is no need to be serious, really no need.

After Yan Xun finished explaining, in order not to reveal his secrets, he really ran to the mountain and walked around.

In the end, I accidentally ran into an old man who went to the mountain to collect herbs. The old man accidentally bumped into a tiger. When he ran away in a panic, he broke his leg and thought he was going to die.

At this time, Yan Xun rushed forward and dealt with the tiger three or two times.

"Thank you, hero. Without you, I really don't know what to do!" The old man wiped the sweat from his forehead and struggled to stand up.

"Master, I think you won't be able to walk with this leg, so I'll carry you on your back." Yan Xun was just a little effort, anyway, he wanted to delay for a while, so as not to expose himself and let his hands go on to work.

The old man smiled and waved his hands, just about to refuse, but found that he really couldn't walk.

"Thank you, the hero is really chivalrous." The old man lay on Yan Xun's back, smiling.

It's just that this chivalrous heart doesn't seem to go well with Yan Xun.

Originally, Yan Xun thought that the old man should be from a medical clinic in a nearby town, but he didn't expect to be a villager from Qu Village.

"Master, my wife and I also live in this village." Yan Xun carried the old man on his back to his house, and when he put him down, he said something casually.

"Oh, thank you so much, young man." The old lady who spoke was the old man's wife. It seemed that they were the only couple in the house, and it seemed that their children had gone out.

"It's nothing, it should be." Yan Xun smiled, rejecting the eggs offered by the old lady.

"It's noon, young man, have you eaten yet, why don't you just have lunch at our house?" The old lady was very enthusiastic, if it didn't look like there were young people in the yard, Yan Xun would have thought her next sentence meant I have a big girl with yellow flowers in my family.

That would be scary.

"No, my wife is still waiting for me to go back and cook." Yan Xun still refused.

Unexpectedly, the old lady was a little surprised when she heard it, and felt that it was so inappropriate, so she quickly smiled to cover it up, and said: "Oh, since I haven't made it yet, just take it home from me and eat it."

that's it.

Yan Xun doesn't even need to cook today.

Seeing Yan Xun coming back with food, Song Chuyu was stunned.

"Apprentice, we are here to experience life, not to eat and drink with grandpa and aunt."

Song Chuyu felt that this experience of life was really a failure.

He failed so much that he couldn't stand it within a few days.

In the end, the two of them returned to the upper realm, and they seemed to have no intention of mentioning it in front of Xianyu Xianzun, but they actually wanted to hear the gossip about "how was your experience in the lower realm".

Song Chuyu's forehead twitched with blue veins, and squeezed out four words from between his teeth.

"not so good."