Sick Beauty Master Self-Help Guide

Song Chuyu was imprisoned in a corner by Yan Xun, obviously feeling suppressed by the opponent's spiritual power.

People can't move that kind of spiritual power suppression.

Don't come here!

It is wrong for you to attack Master!

Song Chuyu was afraid.

"Master, is this disciple scary?" Yan Xun's voice was a little hurt.

There's no need to get hurt, right?

Isn't it normal to be afraid at times like this?

"Or is it that Master just wants to have more atmosphere?" Yan Xun asked.

Song Chuyu:?

When I issue a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem.

What does it mean to have a little more atmosphere?

Why do you still want to do strange things to Master?

That's not okay, baby.

Yan Xun seemed to ignore Song Chuyu's fear, and he still approached Song Chuyu a little bit.

"Are you really Ah Xun?" Song Chuyu was puzzled.

The expression on Yan Xun's face was even more sad, he frowned, and began to act like a baby: "Master, I don't even recognize my disciple. Disciple is so sad, I need Master to kiss me."

hiss.

do not do that.

What does it mean to be good only if the teacher respects and kisses you.

Are you a child?

I want Master to respect and kiss me every day.

Even children don't want to kiss every day!

You wake up a little.

"Does Master hate disciples?" Yan Xun asked.

hiss.

Don't be so black and white.

Does the teacher not say that he likes you, but that he hates you?

Can't be neutral?

Does neutrality have no human rights?

Can't a teacher be a passerby?

Why, you are money, everyone loves you?

Song Chuyu complained in his heart.

"I heard it all. I don't want everyone to love me. I only want my master." After Yan Xun finished speaking, before Song Chuyu could react, he bent down, held his face, and lowered his head to bite his lips. .

hiss.

Kiss again!

It's hard to get into the habit of not kissing.

Come kiss again now!

There is no end!

Song Chuyu's fist was hard...it couldn't be hard.

why?

He was sitting in the water now, cornered by Yan Xun, his legs were limp.

The fist is really hard.

Asking is cowardly.

It took Yan Xun a while to let go of Song Chuyu, and Song Chuyu could clearly feel the burning on her lips.

Yes, it is hot and spicy.

It feels like my lips should be red as hell.

It's like eating super spicy hot pot.

The perverted spicy kind.

It made my lips red.

So terrifying.

God knows how Yan Xun just bullied his mouth.

Men and women cry, and they all cry when they hear it.

Song Chuyu wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Have you had enough trouble?" Song Chuyu feigned anger.

Although it is true that he should be angry, but I don't know if he is gradually forced to accept it, Song Chuyu is already a little angry.

It's like Song Chuyu has gradually accepted Yan Xun in his heart.

How Yan Xun made trouble for no reason, how he hugged him and hugged him, he was angry on the surface, but in fact he was a little indifferent in his heart.

"No." Yan Xun dared to say.

hateful.

The veins on Song Chuyu's forehead twitched.

angry.

Really pissed off.

"Why, I'm your master, have you forgotten? Do you think you haven't made enough trouble, Yan Xun." Song Chuyu narrowed his eyes to look at him, and traced the outline of the person in front of him through the thick fog, thinking about it After thinking about it, he said, "Could it be that to be your master, you should sleep in your arms, be forced to stay by your side, and be pressed and kissed by you in such a place."

"In your heart, am I your master, or some plaything that you can bring around for fun?" Song Chuyu tried her best to make her words sound hurtful and serious, trying to find a way to make Yan Xun give up .

Yan Xun's eyes darkened, and he smiled wryly: "It turns out that Master thinks so."

hiss.

do not talk like that.

You make the teacher very scared.

Song Chuyu frowned.

"Didn't Master always know that my disciple's heart is on you?" Yan Xun said.

Yes, the teacher knows...

Know a tortoise.

Song Chuyu twitched the corners of his mouth.

Is knowing the same thing as being able to accept it? !

Can you figure it out.

As a teacher, this is not daring to resist the evil forces, okay?

"Master really doesn't like disciples?" Yan Xun asked after taking a deep breath.

"I treat you only as a teacher and student." Song Chuyu turned his eyes away, not daring to look at Yan Xun.

Song Chuyu didn't see Yan Xun's expression.

All he knew was that Yan Xun hugged him violently and bit his neck.

Hey Hey hey.

Brat!

Don't be like this!

How can you explain it to others when you leave traces like this!

and also.

Don't just bite Master's neck casually, okay?

Is there anyone like you as an apprentice?

When Song Chuyu was bitten by Yan Xun, his whole body became stiff for a moment.

but.

Very quickly, Song Chuyu felt that his entire waist became soft in Yan Xun's hands.

The whole person also began to soften.

hateful.

What a strange reaction.

"Master, do you hate it?" Yan Xun said suddenly, without waiting for Song Chuyu to answer, he continued as if talking to himself: "Master doesn't hate it at all, but also likes it very much."

hiss.

The word of the tiger!

What a tiger's word!

Rebel!

hateful.

Song Chuyu was furious.

Really annoyed this time.

How could there be such an apprentice.

hiss.

He also sucked it!

After that, there will really be a small strawberry on the neck.

hateful.

I remember when he was in college, he saw strange red marks occasionally appearing on the necks of some boys and girls in the class, and he didn't know what it was at first.

Later, after a wave of science popularization by relatives and friends, I realized what it was.

"I don't like it at all as a teacher." Song Chuyu insisted.

"No, Master likes it very much." Yan Xun retorted. "You're not me, how do you know." Song Chuyu felt that if he admitted this matter today, the other party would definitely go too far in the future.

No.

This little dragon cub is easy to push his feet, so don't give him a chance.

"But Master..." Yan Xun didn't know what he saw, raised his eyebrows, and his voice was a little surprised.

Song Chuyu knew what the other party was talking about.

It's something kids can't hear.

hateful!

"Shut up!" Song Chuyu couldn't bear it anymore and told the other party to shut up.

Yan Xun curled his lips aggrievedly, and said, "Master obviously likes it, but he still cheated me."

"That's not you..." Song Chuyu was interrupted by the other party before he could finish speaking.

"Master, return the murderer, tell the disciple to shut up." Yan Xun was even more aggrieved.

okay.

Stop being a kid.

You think about things that children can't do, but you have to pretend that the children are acting like a baby with the master.

Is this really good?That must be bad!Yes or no?

dont you agree?

You feel your conscience and say, don’t you?

Yan Xun, don't play dumb.

For the teacher to know that you are listening.

"The master said that he didn't want the disciple to know what was in his heart, but he always whispered to the disciple in his heart." Yan Xun said.

Song Chuyu:?

you have a problem!

you have a problem!

Isn't that because the teacher knows that you must be listening at this time!

"Master's heartbeat is so fast." Yan Xun put his hand on Song Chuyu's chest, feeling the ups and downs of his chest.

Didn't you notice that the breathing was loud?

As if to suffocate.

Gulps to inhale.

But still very suffocating.

Master is like this now.

Why do you only feel your heart beating fast.

You traitor.

"Master's heart beats faster when he is beside the disciple, which means that the master likes the disciple." Yan Xun's eyes lit up.

What a fallacy!

My heart beats fast after running.

The heartbeat "bangbangbang" is so loud next to the physical education teacher who keeps the score.

Could it be said that teachers also like physical education teachers?

That must be impossible.

"Who is the physical education teacher?" Yan Xun frowned, and a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes.

It’s over.

Where did you learn the weird stuff again.

Song Chuyu decided that he still couldn't escape Yan Xun's question.

"Tell Master honestly that you like such words because your heart beats fast. Did Cui Tongtong tell you?" Song Chuyu asked.

Yan Xun was a little surprised, and said, "How does Master know?"

hiss.

It was you two single dogs who discussed it again, right?

Song Chuyu felt that he was about to be suffocated.

"Master, is there a problem?" Yan Xun was a little strange, tilted his head, and blinked.

Don't be cute.

It's no use being cute.

"Get out of the way, I want to go out as a teacher." Song Chuyu pushed Yan Xun.

No push.

Yan Xun seemed a little unhappy.

"Master still refuses to respond to me." Yan Xun said.

"How do you ask Master to respond to you?" Song Chuyu frowned, thinking that the child is really difficult to deal with.

Why does the teacher like this kid so much?

hateful.

"As long as the master nods, I will let everyone know that you are my Taoist partner, and we will hold the most grand wedding in the world." Yan Xun's eyes brightened, and the voice seemed to have been planned early in the morning. , but Song Chuyu didn't dare to say it just now because Song Chuyu didn't agree.

Song Chuyu was a little moved, but when he thought of this world, he still couldn't accept it.

Even if he now knows that he is from this world.

But he still wants to go back to modern society.

"I don't want to stay here." Song Chuyu lowered his eyes and pushed Yan Xun, and this time he finally pushed.

Song Chuyu sat upright, waiting to hear Yan Xun's reaction.

Yan Xun seemed to have guessed it a long time ago, but he still seemed a little confused.

"But Master is from this world, does Master still want to leave his original world?" Yan Xun asked.

"I don't like many places in this world." Song Chuyu said.

Yan Xun raised his eyebrows, sat patiently beside him, and asked, "Master, can you tell me why?"

"That's right, I don't like many things. You can't explain clearly, and you won't understand even if you say it. You will only find it too strange. How could the world be like this?" Song Chuyu smiled self-deprecatingly.

Yan Xun blinked and asked, "Is there anything I don't understand?"

"In that world, stealing and killing are illegal. They have rules to restrict everyone and build a harmonious society." Song Chuyu said, thinking of life in modern society, although his memory has gradually blurred, he still misses it very much.

"Does Master like that kind of world?" Yan Xun was not surprised, nor did he feel that Song Chuyu's idea was so wild and unconstrained.

"I like it." Song Chuyu nodded.

"That apprentice can find a way to make this world what Master likes." Yan Xun seemed very motivated.

But Song Chuyu didn't think he could do it.

Let Yan Xun change the world, it is better to let the two of them go back to modern society together.

It's just that it's too selfish to say such a thing.

Let Yan Xun give up everything he finally got, and follow him to the modern society.

It would be selfish to think about wasting all of his cultivation.

Yan Xun seemed to hear what Song Chuyu was thinking.

He bit Song Chuyu's ear, as if he had said something.

Song Chuyu felt that the earlobes were numb and warm.

What the other party said seemed to be heard clearly, but it seemed not to be heard clearly.

"What did you just say?" Song Chuyu asked.

"Teacher said..." Yan Xun said it again, but Song Chuyu didn't know why, but sometimes he felt a little unconscious and vague.

Just like his gradually blurred memory of modern society.

"Is it because the sound of the water is too loud? I still can't hear clearly." Song Chuyu said with a smile.

"Ah Xun, say it again."