Sick Beauty Master Self-Help Guide

What should I do if the apprentice keeps talking about tigers and wolves?

Beat me up?Can't beat it.

Preach well?As soon as I opened my mouth, I was kissed.

Pack up and run?Will be arrested and brought back to the small black house.

hiss.

Being a master is too difficult!

Better to resign and go home.

Until the second day, when the two were sitting on Xiaozi's body and preparing to leave the ice field, Song Chuyu was still thinking about this question.

"What is Master thinking?" Yan Xun was a little curious when he saw that Song Chuyu was thinking.

What am I thinking you don't know?

Didn't you secretly turn on the bug?

I do not believe.

"Since knowing that Master will be unhappy, this disciple has never used mind-peeping techniques again." Yan Xun looked aggrieved, blinked his eyes, curled his lips, and muttered: "Could it be that Master doesn't trust disciple? ?”

hiss.

Don't talk like that.

It's easy to soften your heart.

Before transmigrating the book, Song Chuyu liked the protagonist very much, but now the protagonist pestered him so much to pursue him, which made him a little overwhelmed.

It's really overwhelming.

Although the other party looks a lot like a paranoid kid.

But Song Chuyu still couldn't stand it.

After all, it is the protagonist that he liked before, it is impossible to change his attitude all of a sudden just because the other party likes him.

What's more, Song Chuyu is gay in the first place, and he is still a [-], so he has a high degree of acceptance for this.

Seeing that Song Chuyu was silent, Yan Xun raised his hand and brushed Song Chuyu's white hair scattered on both sides, and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Song Chuyu sighed, not intending to dwell on this matter any longer, but just asked, "Where shall we go this time?"

"Go and clean up the salamanders." Yan Xun hooked the corners of his lips and smiled at Song Chuyu, with a little smug expression on his face, as if this trip was bound to be a success.

Ok.

There is no failure for the protagonist to go out.

Ever since he watched Yan Xun snatch the dragon's horn under the eyes of Yizhangxue and Tianzhu, he already felt that nothing was impossible.

"Where is the salamander...?"

Song Chuyu watched Xiao Zi fly out of the ice field, and watched the surrounding scenery change from ice field to forest, to extreme night, and to an ocean.

So where does this salamander live?

so far?

Can they still travel such a long distance, across mountains, rivers and seas, to come to the ice field to harass the Snow Goose Clan?

So persistent, wouldn't it be the leader of the salamander who wanted to attract the attention of the wild goose king?

No way?

Song Chuyu thought of something strange.

"They live on the volcanic island. The king of the salamanders is the fire king Da Poliu. When the time comes, the volcanic island will be included in the bag. You can call him the stinky lizard." Yan Xun chuckled, as if he was just saying that he would eat at noon today. What.

Up to... up to or not?

Ｗ？

Ah this.

How could there be such a strange name.

Is everyone in the demon world named ghosts?

Is that why he is destined to be conquered by Yan Xun, a ghost named Yan Xun?

Song Chuyu was shocked.

"What happened, Master?"

Ever since Yan Xun turned off the bug at Song Chuyu's strong request, he now has to ask Song Chuyu what's wrong every once in a while.

But Song Chuyu really just complained in his heart, and occasionally he complained too much, and his face would show a bit.

Nothing really happened.

But Yan Xun cared about his master, Song Chuyu couldn't say anything.

"Chu Yu?" Seeing that Song Chuyu didn't answer, Yan Xun called out again.

"It's not big or small, it's called Shizun." Song Chuyu slapped the other party's hand touching his face away, and said with a straight face.

When Yan Xun heard this, he knew that Song Chuyu was just pretending to be angry, not angry at all, and he didn't take it seriously.

But he didn't take it seriously in his heart, and he still had to give Song Chuyu face.

"The apprentice is wrong." Yan Xun was wronged.

hateful.

What are you wronged.

Song Chuyu's fist...was not hard.

It's even a bit of a set.

I don't know how long Xiao Zi has been flying, but when Song Chuyu clearly felt that Xiao Zi was tired, she finally arrived at an island.

There is a mountain in the middle of the island, which is red, and the salamanders can be vaguely seen moving out the fire crystals from the mines.

It turns out that Salamander has a mine in his home.

No wonder Yan Xun wanted to grab this place himself.

but.

It's just that there is a mine, so does Yan Xun need to bring him here in person?

"You are for the mine?" Song Chuyu asked.

"No, I just turned their mine into ours by the way." Yan Xun said.

what?

Do they have anything more valuable than this mine?

"Have."

Yan Xun must have turned on the bug again just now.

Song Chuyu was just about to get angry, but when he saw Yan Xun turned his head, his eyes were full of grievances, and he muttered: "I have already hidden my mind-peeping technique."

Song Chuyu: ...

What does it mean to hide it? It's the same as pressing the bottom of the box and never using it again.

Do you think I will believe it?

Although the little apprentice usually looks very trustworthy, but he can't really trust him in this matter.

Most likely you will regret it.

Don't ask Song Chuyu how he knew.

Last night Song Chuyu strictly ordered Yan Xun not to peek at him taking a bath with the mirror.

Unexpectedly, Song Chuyu was caught that night.

But he didn't use the water glasses.

He went in by himself, turned into a dragon shape and shrunk his body to hide beside him.

It was Song Chuyu who had sharp eyes, and saw that there was a part of the gauze curtain that was not the right color.

Almost caught his eye...

Did you think you weren't seen? !

After Yan Xun found out that he had been exposed, he directly transformed into a human form, threw himself into the water and hugged Song Chuyu.

hateful.

He is also acting like a baby!

Such an adult and still act like a baby!

While acting like a child, I was thinking about things that children are not allowed to know.

what's wrong with you? !

Seeing the blue veins on Song Chuyu's forehead twitching, looking at the anger in his brows and eyes, Yan Xun guessed what the other party was thinking.

"Master, did you remember last night?" Yan Xun's voice sounded a little excited.

I don't even know where I went wrong!

Rebel!

Unrepentant.

brazen.

Peek at Master taking a bath.

It's abominable.

"You still dare to mention last night?" Song Chuyu couldn't bear it anymore, and there was no need to bear it any longer.

He gritted his teeth and looked at Yan Xun.

Yan Xun looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Damn, what should I do if the apprentice is too rebellious.

"Why didn't you dare to mention it?" Yan Xun blinked, seemingly puzzled.

Why?

Is it appropriate to peek at Master taking a shower?

"You peeked at the teacher taking a bath, and you still asked why you didn't dare to mention it?" Song Chuyu gritted his teeth.

"Master, what you said is wrong." Yan Xun retorted, seeing Song Chuyu wanted to jump up and hit him, he quickly held down the opponent's hand, his voice softened a bit, but this did not change the fact that he was in need of a beating.

Just listen to him.

"Teacher is fair and square."

hiss.

How to do.

Will beating the apprentice be a plot of begonia flowers?

"Okay, here we are, I won't tell you this."

In the end Song Chuyu chose...

avoiding problem.

Don't ask why.

The question is that the situation is stronger than people.

Xiao Zi hovered over the volcanic island, as if looking for a place to settle.

The salamanders below went about their business, as if they couldn't see them, the uninvited guests.

"Can't they see us?" Song Chuyu asked.

"Invisible, I have hidden the breath." Yan Xun said.

So Song Chuyu felt relieved.

Fortunately, it is not a strange setting.

Just the protagonist's golden finger.

"How do you plan to take down the volcanic island?" Seeing Yan Xun looking at the crater thoughtfully, Song Chuyu asked curiously, "Should we drive in from the outside, or take a detour and force them out?"

"Do not."

Yan Xun patted Xiao Zi on the back of the neck, and saw Xiao Zi rushed into the crater in a flash.

The sudden sprint scared Song Chuyu enough, he quickly grabbed Xiaozi and looked at Yan Xun beside him against the wind, before he could ask, Yan Xun's voice came from his ear.

"Catch the thief first to capture the king."

Hey, is there a saying in your comprehension world that you catch the king first when you catch the thief?

Song Chuyu was shocked.

and also.

I won't rush down so suddenly next time.

Very scary.

If you are scared to death and become a teacher, what will you do, Yan Xun?

Song Chuyu thought to himself.

This crater is very strange. It doesn't look like an extinct volcano at all, but once you enter it, you can't feel the heat at all.

Are you really a volcano?

Song Chuyu was suspicious.

"Master, come here."

Suddenly, Yan Xun raised his hand and pulled Song Chuyu into his arms.

For a moment, Song Chuyu only felt that his whole body was wrapped in cold spiritual power.

But even with such cold spiritual power enveloping him, he could still slightly feel the heat from the outside world.

Huo Lingli and Yan Xun collided with the spirit shield separated by Lei Lingli, as if today must be a winner.

Suddenly, Yan Xun called out the soul-breaking knife and slashed in a certain direction.

The fire energy like a heat wave was split, and never gathered around Song Chuyu again.

Song Chuyu opened his eyes, and found that he was still inside the spiritual power cover made by Yan Xun.

He stretched out his hand to touch the spiritual power shield, and only felt a numbness from his fingertips, as if he had been lightly touched by static electricity.

No pain, just a little numb.

just.

Why can't you go out?

Song Chuyu found that the spiritual power shield he encountered was almost solid, and he couldn't get in from the outside, and he couldn't get out.

Lock him in like a spherical cage.

For a moment, Song Chuyu suddenly felt that he was too presumptuous in his daily life.

With Yan Xun's ability, it is very easy to force him to accept himself.

Yan Xun was a very paranoid person, he was afraid that Song Chuyu would leave, but he never really tried to force Song Chuyu.

Even if he wanted Song Chuyu to stay, he begged coquettishly, and never used his overwhelming cultivation to force Song Chuyu to stay.

Song Chuyu turned his head to look at Yan Xun, who was holding the soul-breaking knife and confronting Fire King Dapuliu, feeling a little complicated.

hiss.

speak up.

Why is it that Yan Xun can solve mobs with just a few fingers.

He has to be there to put on what looks like an even-handed confrontation.

Finally, he moved his fingers to show his overwhelming strength.

Let the other party show the expression of "my mother, this melon is too strong".

Don't pretend to be a pig and eat a pig at this time, okay? You are so arrogant when facing people of Yizhangxue and Tianzhu's level.

This salamander is only at the Jindan stage at most!

Let Xiao Zi go up!

Oh no.

Xiao Zi was a little tired from flying.

Now she is lying on Song Chuyu's lap to act cute.

Yan Xun didn't know if he sensed that Song Chuyu was looking at him, and turned his head to smile at Song Chuyu, but his smile froze when he saw Xiao Zi.

It’s over.

It felt like Xiao Zi was going to be thrown back to farm.

Song Chuyu twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling sorry for Xiao Zi for two seconds, just two seconds, no more.

If there is more, Xiao Zi probably will only be able to farm in this life.

Song Chuyu felt that Yan Xun should be in a hurry to clean up Xiao Zi.

He glanced at Fire King Da Poliu, without moving his hands, the powerful suppression of his cultivation made Da Poliu's seven orifices bleed, and he surrendered again and again.

But Yan Xun's purpose didn't seem to be here. He walked up to Da Po Liu step by step, stepped on the other's back, leaned over and didn't know what to say.

Da Po Liu was stunned, rolled his eyes, and shouted with a mournful face: "You are a majestic young master of the Dragon Clan, what kind of genius and earthly treasure do you want, why bother to ask for my little fire crystal?"

What Fire Crystal?

Is it any different from the fire spirit stones obtained from the salamander mining?

Song Chuyu was a little curious, staring at the interaction between the two.

It's a pity that I couldn't hear what Yan Xun said just now.

"I'll give it if I ask you, what are you talking about so much?" Yan Xun was a little impatient, turned his head and glanced at Song Chuyu, his eyes softened instantly, but when he caught a glimpse of the crack in the green and white jade around his waist, his eyes still darkened.

"This fire crystal is useless except for repairing the cracks." Da Po was sweating coldly on his forehead, and couldn't stand the suppression of his cultivation, so he could only cry out pain and said: "It hurts! I say I say! This Huo Jing was taken away by Lord Leibao, and it is not on my volcanic island." Hiss.

Why is it Leibao again?

There is no end to this leopard.

Why is it always him?

"What does he want Huo Jing to do alone?" Yan Xun was a little annoyed, why is this person everywhere, it's annoying to death.

Da Puliu was finally let go by Yan Xun, and quickly crawled to the side, and sat down on the ground, afraid that he would be stepped on by Yan Xun again if he got too close.

"I heard that there was a crack in Jing Yicheng's golden core. He came to me to snatch the fire crystal, and then asked me to lead people to attack the ice field. I don't know what to do." Da Puliu finally explained the reason.

Jing Yicheng?

Who is this?

It sounds very familiar.

But Song Chuyu couldn't remember who it was.

"Doesn't Taichu Academy have any panacea to repair the cracks in the golden core?" Yan Xun frowned, somewhat disbelieving.

Oh, remembered.

Jing Yicheng, the elder of Taichu Academy, is Lei Bao's twin brother.

how?

This Leibao slaughtered half of the disciples of Taichu Academy and rebelled into the demon world, and still cares so much about his younger brother?

When mentioning this, Da Poliu felt a bit uncomfortable, so he laughed dryly and said, "Master Lei Bao won't let me speak."

"Are you afraid that he will kill you, or that I will kill you?" Yan Xun put Duan Hun on Da Poliu's neck.

Da Puliu had seen Yan Xun's strength a long time ago, and now the opponent was holding a knife on his neck, which made his legs tremble in fright.

"Young master, don't be impulsive, the villain just says it." Da Poliu was a timid person, and he couldn't even stand firmly when he was frightened.

Yan Xun put away the knife, raised his chin, and signaled the other party to speak quickly.

"Jing Yicheng's realm fell sharply a month ago, from the Nascent Soul stage to the Golden Core stage! Moreover, there are cracks in his Golden Core, and now Taichu Academy is suffering from a headache! His first apprentice, Feng Caiyue, is also here. Looking around for a panacea to help her master repair the rift." Da Poliu lowered his voice, afraid that there would be Lei Bao's eyeliner around.

"Fire crystals can't directly repair the cracks. They have to cooperate with the dragon's horn in the hand of the dzi bead, a grass on Yanhe Island, and the sea pearl guarded by the giant python in order to achieve the effect of repairing the cracks." Zhu Zi smiled obsequiously, and asked again: "Is the young master also wanting to repair the cracks of something, this fire crystal has no other use other than this."

Yan Xun didn't answer, just glanced at Da Poliu and said, "King Yan will send someone to take over the volcano island, you'd better not play any tricks."

"Yes, yes, how dare a villain." Da Poliu said.

Song Chuyu watched Yan Xun return to his side empty-handed, raised his hand to dispel the spiritual power shield, threw Xiao Zi aside, grabbed his wrist, and pulled him into his arms.

"Stay away from Xiao Zi in the future." Yan Xun said, and gave Xiao Zi a look.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Zi yelled at Yan Xun.

Relying on Song Chuyu hugging it, he was so arrogant.

Xiao Zi, you are going to be finished.

Song Chuyu gave Xiaozi a look of pity.

"Chu Yu, don't look at him, look at me." Little Yan Xun expressed his dissatisfaction.

It's been a long time since I heard this sentence.

I miss it quite a bit.

"it is good."

Song Chuyu couldn't say bad, so naturally he could only say good.

Anyway, Xiao Zi will not come out in the future.

It should be farming in the portable space.

farming.

Farm bitterly.

It's hard to think about it.

"What did you just say to him?" Song Chuyu was still very curious. He only heard a small part of the conversation between the two of them just now, but most of it was still unclear, and he was confused when he heard it clearly. He didn't know what the other party was talking about. What.

Yan Xun glanced at Song Chuyu, hesitant to speak, seemed to be weighing his words, and after a while he said: "This time I came to the volcanic island for Huojing. Huojing is refined together with dragon horns, a plant of grass, and sea pearls. It can be refined into a elixir for repairing cracks. It can mend golden elixir and jade."

After finishing speaking, Yan Xun held Song Chuyu's face in his hands, looking a little sad.

No...you don't want to kiss again, do you?

Speaking of kissing today.

It seems not.

Unexpectedly, this time Yan Xun kissed Song Chuyu without catching him.

Instead, she held his face and looked at it for a while, wondering what she was thinking.

After an unknown amount of time, he let go of Song Chuyu, took her by the hand and walked out of the crater Yufeng.

then.

He was in the air, taking the shape of a dragon.

Without the slightest warning.

Song Chuyu almost fell.

Fortunately, Yan Xun moved quickly, caught Song Chuyu, and flew Song Chuyu to nowhere.

"Where are you going?"

After asking, Song Chuyu was a little skeptical, could Yan Xun, who had become a dragon, speak human language?

"Master, I can talk." Yan Xun was a little helpless, how could his master be so reticent.

Oh, it turns out that you in the shape of a dragon can speak human language.

Unexpected.

and also.

Are you using the mind-peeping forbidden technique again? !

Can you respect it a bit, anyway, the name is a forbidden technique, so use it less, okay?

"Master, it's not a mind-peeping technique, it's a blood deed." Yan Xun was a little complacent while speaking, and spun around in the air a few times.

It made Song Chuyu dizzy.

baby.

Are you the legendary roller coaster in the cultivation world?

Why don't you open an amusement park in the future?

This simply made Song Chuyu feel the feeling of riding that n-ring roller coaster back then.

So exciting.

very scary.

Almost sat up and threw up.

It's just that it seems a bit embarrassing to vomit when you come down.

At that time Song Chuyu insisted on holding on, drank a saliva to slow down.

"Master, are you feeling bad?" Yan Xun asked suddenly.

Of course it was hard!

You're going to have a heart attack!

"The blood deed said that you are not feeling well." Yan Xun slowed down his flying speed and flew slowly on the sea.

"It's okay, it's not a big problem." Song Chuyu shook his head, riding on Yan Xun's back, touching the opponent's dragon horn, thinking that the dragon horn is really beautiful.

"Master, the dragon's horn is very sensitive." Yan Xun's voice sounded aggrieved, but Song Chuyu could hear a bit of joy, not knowing if it was an illusion.

Must be an illusion.

hateful.

No, Yan Xun didn't answer his question just now.

"You haven't said where you are going yet." Song Chuyu touched the dragon's horn again as if revenge.

I only felt Yan Xun tremble all over, almost knocking Song Chuyu off.

So what, how about I fly by myself.

Song Chuyu thought.

"Take sea pearls." Yan Xun's voice was a little hoarse, which made Song Chuyu feel a little strange.

Strange and strange, Song Chuyu seemed to have come to his senses.

Oh no, apprentice, it's the master's fault.

Never touch your horn again.

However, this Yan Xun is really strong in action.

If you can't get the fire crystal, you will go to Nanyang to get the sea pearl.

It's just that this giant python doesn't sound like a creature in the sea, why is it in Nanyang.

"There is a Dragon Palace under Nanyang, and there is no water in the Dragon Palace." Yan Xun said.

Live Dragon Palace!

Song Chuyu used to watch TV dramas and often heard about Dragon Palace, but TV dramas are TV dramas after all, so he wanted to see for himself what the real Dragon Palace looked like.

Feeling that Song Chuyu was interested, Yan Xun was a little happy, and said: "Master likes it, we can also build a dragon palace to live in in the future."

"Don't you have to go back to the Demon Realm?" Song Chuyu raised his eyebrows, somewhat puzzled.

Yan Xun didn't speak, maybe he was thinking about how to answer.

"I thought about it for a while, since the two worlds of monsters and monsters have been unified in the previous life, there is no need to do it again in this life." Yan Xun said something that seemed to be wrong, and it was the same thing that Song Chuyu had said before.

Song Chuyu was a little surprised to hear that Yan Xun had said this, but the latter sentence was still a tiger and a wolf.

Song Chuyu didn't want to recall it at all.

"I figured it out, I don't ask Master to stay, I just ask Master not to leave me."

what happened?

Suddenly say something like this.

Song Chuyu was very uncomfortable.

Although Yan Xun, as an upgraded man who cultivates truth, lives like a love man in front of him.

Every day I think about falling in love with Song Chuyu, healing Song Chuyu's body injuries, and mending the cracks in the green and white jade, so as not to lose her one day.

As if in the previous life, he had a career, but in this life he just wants to be a salted fish.

But ah.

little apprentice.

The way you conquer the demon world doesn't look like you've given up on your career.

It's very suspicious.

Song Chuyu narrowed his eyes, for a moment he couldn't understand this apprentice.

"Where is Master, where am I, okay?" Yan Xun said suddenly.

hiss.

Stop saying things like that.

Song Chuyu was afraid that he would not be able to hold on and directly agreed.

Didn't I promise to be treated like this?

hateful.

No.

Although Song Chuyu is a [-], it's not good to be defeated by the paranoid apprentice.

The sea in front of him gradually changed its appearance, mainly because of its color, which made Song Chuyu feel that he should be in another place.

"Master, this is Nanyang." Yan Xun suddenly opened his mouth and explained for Song Chuyu.

Yes, I see it.

So where is the giant python that should stay on land?

"It's coming."