Sick Beauty Master Self-Help Guide

No way?

Song Chuyu's body can't be this piece of jade, can it?

Song Chuyu's pupils trembled.

But this piece of jade is cracked like this, if it is really Song Chuyu's body, then he will die soon.

Song Chuyu was afraid.

Yan Xun heard Song Chuyu's thoughts, held his hand, and said, "Master, no way. Even if he really dies soon, I will do my best to make Master get better."

The little apprentice had sincerity written all over his face, and he didn't sound half false, which made Song Chuyu very moved.

"Anyway, I can't die now, so it's not a big problem." Song Chuyu looked like he didn't take it seriously, but he was terribly afraid in his heart.

But after thinking about it, if he died because of the poor health of the original owner, would he be able to go home.

Thinking about it this way, Song Chuyu seemed to be able to accept that her own body was a piece of jade full of cracks.

The monsters in the square were getting denser and denser. Song Chuyu and the others were originally in the middle area, but for some unknown reason, people from behind rushed up and pushed them to the front.

"What's going on?" Song Chuyu didn't dare to speak out, and chose to transmit the sound.

Yan Xun took out a golden bead from the portable space, injected spiritual power, and saw that the bead turned transparent, only Yan Xun could see it.

The bead flew into the air in an instant, overlooking the entire square.

All of a sudden, what Zhuzi saw all entered Yan Xun's mind.

"Dzi Bead is here." Yan Xun opened his eyes and said.

Song Chuyu was a little curious when he heard the words, and wanted to take a look, but was blocked by the bull monster in front of him.

"Master, look up."

Suddenly, Yan Xun pointed upwards.

Song Chuyu looked in the direction Yan Xun was pointing at, only to see two silk ribbons drawn up from the ring obliquely in front, and a blond girl stood at the center point where the ribbons intersected.

The girl has golden curly hair, like a lamb, but behind her is a big red fox tail.

She has round green eyes and a round face. She only wears a tube top skirt and a thin long-sleeved blouse. She holds a pig-head-shaped lamp in her hand and raises her chin, looking down at the crowd.

Isn't she a pig?

Why do you have a fox tail?

Song Chuyu was puzzled.

He looked at Yan Xun with puzzlement written all over his eyes.

"Dianzhu and her worship Yizhangxue think that the fox clan is the most noble race in the world, so she took the demon pill of the fox clan and can grow a fox tail." Yan Xun sent a voice transmission to Song Chuyu.

It turned out to be the case.

This Tianzhu is still a big fan.

Song Chuyu suddenly realized that he had imagined the drama of fans chasing idols.

Yan Xun naturally shook his head when he heard the story Song Chuyu made up for Tianzhu and Yizhangxue in his mind, and said, "Master, there is a white moonlight in Yizhangxue."

"Stim... Stimulate?" Song Chuyu passed through the voice transmission, his eyes were full of surprise, and he even made up a strange plot in his mind.

"This Bai Yueguang is dead." Yan Xun said again.

Then this dzi is a bit miserable.

Theoretically, the living cannot compete with the dead.

The dead Bai Yueguang, that is the Bai Yueguang of Bai Yueguang, who is almost unsurpassable in this person's heart.

"Master, stop thinking about it, Tianzhu is going to talk." Yan Xun smiled helplessly, still holding Song Chuyu's hand, and refused to let go no matter how hard the other party struggled.

Originally, Song Chuyu was still a little bit entangled that Yan Xun was always holding onto his hand, how unbecoming it was, to actually hold hands in public.

No.

But when Yan Xun said that Tianzhu was about to start talking, his attention was attracted by Tianzhu again.

Seeing Tianzhu lift the pig head lamp in the handle, she glanced at the pig head lamp fascinatedly, her eyelashes fluttering under the light, and it took a long time before she looked at the demons standing in the square again.

"Today is the day when Xingningfang holds the Lantern Appreciation Festival. I will invite the demon with the most dazzling natal lantern to the ring, and all the demons will choose the winner of this lantern appreciation festival." Tianzhu closed her eyes and slowly raised her eyes. Started, enjoying the cheers of all the monsters.

Why cheer?

Song Chuyu didn't understand.

Maybe this is their special fun, Song Chuyu nodded, feeling that he had found a reason for the demons.

wrong.

Why is this contest so weird?

Pick out the most dazzling natal lamp and go to the stage to vote.

crooked?

Problems?

This is a beauty pageant, right?

Song Chuyu's pupils trembled.

"Didn't you say to go up for a competition?" Song Chuyu sent a voice transmission to Yan Xun.

"Yes, it's just a competition." Yan Xun nodded, as if he wasn't surprised at all, he already knew it.

It turned out that Song Chuyu had been wrong all along.

However, who would have thought that it would be such a competition!

In the dignified realm of comprehension, shouldn't competitions be fights? !

You are here for a beauty pageant.

Goodbye.

Song Chuyu felt incapable of accepting it.

"Speaking of which, why does Tianzhu look so...young?" Song Chuyu had a new question, and it really was Song One Hundred Thousand Whys Chuyu.

Hearing this question, Yan Xun gave Song Chuyu a strange look, as if he was still holding back his laughter.

Do not laugh!

Is this question funny?

hateful.

How can you laugh as a teacher.

Song Chuyu was a little embarrassed, only felt that the tips of his ears turned red, and his whole ears were warm.

"Dzi Bead is older than Master." Yan Xun said.

Song Chuyu:?

Song Chuyu thought that the original owner was already the age of the remnants of the previous dynasty, but he didn't expect Tianzhu to be older than the original owner.

what is that?

Ancient remnants?

Yan Xun couldn't hold back his laughter, and looked at Song Chuyu with smiles in his eyes.

Outsiders must think that they are Taoist companions who are here to kill dogs, but in fact, this little bastard Yan Xun is just laughing at him as a teacher.

Song Chuyu's fist hardened.

"Master, don't be angry, this disciple didn't do it on purpose." Yan Xun's eyes looked very sincere.

Do you think the teacher will believe it?

That's absolutely impossible.

Unless you pet the wolf's tail for the teacher.

Yan Xun did not expect Song Chuyu to have such a strange request.

He didn't mind letting Song Chuyu stroke his tail, but he still thought what Master had said earlier.

"Okay." Yan Xun narrowed his eyes and smiled.

I always feel that this little brat is smiling maliciously.

Why was it that he was the one whose tail was touched, but Yan Xun smiled like a loser and became Song Chuyu.

Weird, weird.

Tianzhu has already started looking for the most beautiful boy in the audience, Song Chuyu didn't care.

Anyway, he can't be chosen.

No one would really choose his piece of blue and white jade listed in such a ghostly manner.

No way?No way?No way?

Song Chuyu thought in her heart, and felt that she could watch a play down there.

Unexpectedly, I just thought so, and it didn't take long.

"The male demon whose body is green and white jade, it's you." Tianzhu raised her hand painted with vermilion Koudan, pointed at Song Chuyu, and fixed him.

Song Chuyu:?

exist?

why me?

Song Chuyu was confused.

To be honest, it was the first time for Song Chuyu to appear on stage in a beauty pageant.

Overwhelmed.

There was a million panics in my heart.

Song Chuyu looked at Yan Xun and wondered why such a beautiful dragon wasn't selected.

No, he cannot be the only one chosen.

If Yan Xun is selected today, then next time Yan Xun wants to hold his hand, he will not struggle.

Facts have proved that people cannot set flags.

"There's also that male demon with dragons around jade." Tian Zhu pointed at Yan Xun, blinked his eyes, and raised his voice at the end: "The two of you standing together must be demon couples."

Song Chuyu:?

Song Chuyu was about to refute, but Yan Xun smiled and said, "Yes."

What are you right?

Song Chuyu turned his head and glared at Yan Xun.

Yan Xunlang's ears moved, his eyes were full of innocence.

"These are the only ones." Tianzhu raised his foot, leaped lightly, spun and landed on the ring, and suddenly said to Yan Xun: "Look, you are a couple of monsters. I grant permission to you two, as long as one of them is selected." , another person can also come to the city lord's mansion."

Song Chuyu was not very willing at first, but now that he heard it, he felt it was a good deal.

In this case, the two of them will participate in the competition, and no matter which one is selected, they will all be able to enter the City Lord's Mansion.

In this way, it has some advantages over others.

If you suffer a loss, you will suffer a loss, and if you are a Taoist, you will be a Taoist.

Song Chuyu didn't bother with this issue any more.

Seeing that Song Chuyu was no longer entangled in this matter, Yan Xun seemed to have acquiesced, which made Yan Xun a little happy.

With this joy, the wolf's tail dangled back and forth, and its eyes were bright, looking straight at Song Chuyu, unable to move it away.

Song Chuyu had already accepted the matter of Yan Xun ooc, and seeing it now, it was not as strange as when she first knew about it.

Now that I'm already OOC, what about my love?

Song Chuyu was held by Yan Xun and flew up to the ring. He first glanced at the people who were also selected, and then looked at Tianzhu, who was only half his height but older than himself.

Not to mention, although sister Tianzhu looks like a girl, she still has a lot of aura.

It is worthy of being the lord of a city.

Seeing Song Chuyu and Song Chuyu coming up, Tianzhu glanced at Song Chuyu, saw the fox tail behind him, smiled coquettishly, and asked, "Does this little friend also think that the fox clan is the most noble race?"

No, actually, you misunderstood.

Song Chuyu was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer.

"Actually, I like it." Yan Xun saw that Song Chuyu was a little embarrassed, maybe it was social fear, so he took a step forward, stood in front of Song Chuyu, and replied with a smile.

Tianzhu raised her eyebrows, she didn't know what to think, and there was a bit of loneliness in her eyes, as if she was very envious of Yan Xun's protection of Song Chuyu.

"You are protecting your demon companion." Tianzhu said with a bit of sourness, but she didn't really care about it.

The demon standing under the ring saw the interaction between the two, and some even started discussing strange topics.

Song Chuyu's hearing ability is not good, but Yan Xun's hearing ability is the best.

All heard.

Song Chuyu frowned after hearing only a few strange words.

He turned his head to look at Yan Xun with some vigilance, and met the other's eyes, and even read three words from the other's eyes.

learnt.

hateful.

Did you learn something weird?

Children, don't listen to these strange things.

"Master, I'm not a child." Yan Xun sent a voice transmission to Song Chuyu with a look of innocence in his eyes.

"You are an apprentice, isn't it right for me to call you a little friend?" Song Chuyu retorted via voice transmission.

Yan Xun seemed to be choked for a moment, lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and seemed to think there was some truth.

"But the master calls me a kid, so it doesn't conflict with what I hear." Yan Xun's eyes became more innocent.

Song Chuyu: ...

Well, I don't want to argue with you about this.

Don't compare yourself with kids.

As a teacher, you must maintain a high-cold personality.

Don't bother with this weird stuff.

The two stood on the ring and exchanged eyeballs, Tianzhu stood by and watched with a bit of envy in his eyes.

When the two of them calmed down a bit, Tianzhu smiled coquettishly and said, "Since the two of you are done flirting, let's start the competition."

What is flirting?

We are serious mentors and apprentices.

The super serious kind.

The one next to the teacher is just a child.

Don't talk about flirting, it's just a bad thing for children.

Yan Xun glanced at Song Chuyu, only slandered a few words in his heart, and did not communicate with Song Chuyu again, for fear of being too public and attracting Tianzhu's attention.

This competition is very simple, just let the people below vote.

Each of them will have a box of their own, and when the Dzi Bead speaks, the demons below them will pour spiritual power into the box, and whoever has the most spiritual power in the box will win.

Didn't it mean that the aura in the demon world is thin?

Then why use spiritual power to vote? Isn't that a waste?

It can't be that their spiritual powers are different, and they can be recycled, right?

No way?

Song Chuyu was shocked.

"Master, it seems that they value this competition because of the precious spiritual power." Yan Xun heard the question in Song Chuyu's heart, and transmitted it to Song Chuyu.

That's right, there's this saying.

So formal, so advanced, I admire it.

Song Chuyu had never watched the talent show, and most of them had heard about it. Strictly speaking, the competition at the Lantern Festival was his first experience with the talent show.

Or attend in person.

Although strictly speaking, the Lantern Appreciation Competition is not a talent show.

But Song Chuyu felt that if he had that taste, then he should be considered.

Before voting, of course there is another link.

That's it - a talent show.

Of course you don't have to act.

Song Chuyu doesn't perform.

He stood there, very embarrassed, and said with a cold face: "I have no talent."

All the monsters below cheered, not knowing what they were screaming for.

Yan Xun frowned upon hearing this, and looked at Song Chuyu, wondering what he was thinking.

Tianzhu didn't seem surprised, but saw Yan Xun's eyes, raised her eyebrows, and asked with a smile, "What about you?"

"Me neither." Yan Xun smiled and spread his hands.

This time, the reactions of the demons were not that big, but they were discussing something.

Since the two of them didn't intend to perform, they couldn't stand in the center of the ring to block others, so they naturally went to the side to wait.

The performances of other people are very exciting, and there are all kinds of performances.

There is pole dancing.

Song Chuyu didn't know how to complain.

In a world of comprehension, there is such a modern thing as pole dancing.

Dude, are you time-traveling?

Yan Xun heard what Song Chuyu was thinking, and sent a voice transmission to ask: "Master, what is time travel?"

He didn't care about anything else, but Yan Xun keenly felt that this word was not that simple.

Even this word may have a great relationship with Song Chuyu.

Song Chuyu froze, smiled for the first time, and sent back through sound transmission, saying, "I don't even know what this is, a teleportation array?"

"Master lied to me." Yan Xun's voice echoed in Song Chuyu's heart through sound transmission, but there was an extremely harmless smile on his face.

His words were terrifying, and with his seemingly harmless expression, it was even more terrifying!

Song Chuyu stood there with weak legs.

He couldn't help but think of the original owner's death.

Before the original owner died, Yan Xun said such a sentence.

Master, you lied to me so hard.

too horrible.

Song Chuyu could tell that if the original master didn't lie to Yan Xun, but just abused him, then it might be just not to slap him in the face, and he wouldn't die so badly.

The original owner's death can be clearly seen, Yan Xun hates others for lying to him the most.

It should even be said that Yan Xun hated the people he trusted for lying to him the most.

Song Chuyu didn't dare to look at Yan Xun, he turned his head away and looked away, pretending that he couldn't hear what Yan Xun said.

"I can wait. But, Master, don't let me down." Yan Xun seemed serious, but his voice sounded a little helpless, which made Song Chuyu feel a little guilty.

He was thinking whether the person Yan Xun liked was him or the original owner.

If it was the original owner, would Yan Xun become angry because of being deceived, making him die worse than the original owner?

so horrible.

No, you must not let Yan Xun know.

Song Chuyu collected himself, nodded, and did not answer Yan Xun through voice transmission.

"Master doesn't want to say it, you can say it bluntly, don't lie to me again." Yan Xun's voice sounded a little wronged, which made Song Chuyu's heart ache for a moment.

"I..." Song Chuyu passed by voice transmission, but she just said a word, but she didn't know how to continue.

He couldn't tell Yan Xun the truth, he was afraid that what Yan Xun liked was actually the original owner, so what was the difference between lying to him in this way.

But he didn't want to lie to Yan Xun either, he opened his mouth and finally sighed, he could only say via voice transmission: "Master... I won't lie to you anymore."

It’s the future, the past doesn’t count.

As expected of me, Song Chuyu.

Yan Xun was stunned, he didn't expect Song Chuyu to play this word game with him.

But he didn't seem to care, just smiled and made a "good" mouth.

Song Chuyu glanced at him, feeling that Yan Xun's "goodness" was not that simple.

But now is not the time to delve into this, it is still in the competition of the Lantern Appreciation Festival, Tianzhu is still standing by.

To be honest, it was just too presumptuous for them to chat through sound transmission.

Thinking of this, Song Chuyu looked straight ahead and stopped having meaningless exchanges with Yan Xun.

Yes, meaningless communication.

There is also the possibility of falling off the horse, and Song Chuyu would not do such a stupid thing.

In fact, there were not many people selected by Tianzhu. After this round of performance, it didn't take long for the performance to end.

Tianzhu stepped forward and said a few more words, and went directly to the voting session.

Come, come, Song Chuyu just wanted to see how Lingli voted.

The first time I saw it, it was a bit of a novelty.

Originally thought that Song Chuyu was just here for a formality, and that the person who would be selected at that time should be Yan Xun.

did not expect.

Those spiritual powers whizzed towards Song Chuyu's box.

Song Chuyu was dumbfounded.

How can this be.

Why choose me?

The spiritual power pouring into Song Chuyu's box didn't stop until the voting was stopped by Tianzhu.

"This green and white jade friend is really popular." Holding the lamp, Tianzhu winked at Song Chuyu.

Song Chuyu glanced at those transparent boxes. The spiritual power in his own box was about to overflow.

And Yan Xun also has a lot, almost ranking second.

According to the usual practice, Tianzhu randomly found a few people and asked them why they chose Song Chuyu.

The first one to come out was a beautifully dressed cat demon little sister.

Her cheeks were flushed, and when she heard that she was called, she turned around in a normal way, and jumped onto the ring, her voice full of vigor.

"Because he is the most beautiful!"

The few demons who came up later said the same thing.

Song Chuyu was shocked.

This is the legendary... heartthrob?