After being dressed as cannon fodder, I became popular again [entertainment circle]

The 3v3 game started, He Zizhao, Xia Mingyuan, Xu Xiao stood on one side, Zhuang Yu, Churan, Chen Wu and the others stood on the other side.

Xu Xiao silently looked at the scratching baby face next to him, then at the fighting cock next door who was blowing his beard and staring at Chu Ran, and finally thought about himself...

Well, it seems that the three of them are not very reliable.

"Although this issue is role-playing, it's still half an ancient style special. There are some simple ancient literature questions. There are five questions in total. Everyone can't answer after answering once. The group that finishes answering first will be considered the winner. , rush to answer and read your own name!"

Hehe... The corners of Xu Xiao's mouth twitched, and he thought speechlessly, "Ruhua takes good care of my seventh uncle, master number one, I don't call hello, does this count as an ancient style special?"

However, Director Liu worked much harder than the other guests. He pressed the cap, cleared his throat, and began to read: "The first question—I'll do the movements, you guys guess an idiom."

The camera VJ pointed at Director Liu, and Director Liu showed what he thought was the most gentle and kind smile, then touched his swollen belly, and repeatedly drew an arc on his belly.

Got it!Xu Xiao's eyes lit up, and he understood: "Xu Xiao! Potbellied?"

Some staff members made a "poof" and laughed softly.

Director Liu's mouth twitched: "That's not right."

Chen Wu raised his hand: "Chen Wu! The director...is he generous and fat?"

Director Liu said gloomily, "...it has nothing to do with obesity."

Director Liu thought for a while, folded his palms together, and recited Namo Amitabha, and then drew a circle on his stomach.

All six people "!!"

Chu Ran took the lead and said, "Chu Ran! Be merciful."

Director Liu snapped his fingers: "Yes, that's right!!"

"What?" Xia Mingyuan muttered with an indescribable expression on his face, "I thought she was pregnant in October."

Xu Xiao, who was standing next to Xia Mingyuan, had a face of "???", and He Zizhao also asked suspiciously, "Isn't this all chanting? How come you are pregnant in October?"

Xia Mingyuan said confidently, "Prenatal education music."

Xu Xiao & He Zizhao: "..."

Luo Linlin happened to be in charge of the subtitles for Xu Xiao's group, and she couldn't help laughing when she heard this.

She laughed so hard that tears were about to come out, and out of breath, she patted the shoulder of Xiao Daozhu next door: "Xia Mingyuan is really a genius, what do you think about prenatal education music?"

Dao Liu said happily, smiling, "The second question is to test the general knowledge of literature."

Unlike Zhuang Yu with a relaxed face, Xu Xiao's group was already dumbfounded when they heard the words "common sense of literature".

Xu Xiao's black question mark: "Director, are you overestimating us?"

"Don't worry, it's all very simple." Director Liu waved his hand indifferently, "I'll give you a practice question. There are common cultural knowledge about the three in ancient times, such as the three cardinal guides - the ruler guides the subject, the father guides the son, and the husband guides the three." Fugang, what is the three yuan?"

Xu Xiao was still waving his fingers: "No. [-] Scholar... what happens after No. [-] Scholar?"

Chen Wu has already read out the answer: "Jie Yuan, Hui Yuan, Number One Scholar!"

Director Liu: "Bingo! That's right!"

Xia Mingyuan looked terrified: "No, no, Chen Wu is too good." He shouted excitedly, "Chen Wu is the youngest—he is only four years away from the college entrance examination!"

Chen Wu said weakly: "Brother Mingyuan...it's been five years."

Director Liu ignored Xia Mingyuan's protest - after all, this guy's nickname was already a protest.

"You are usually late, but this time you came first suddenly," Director Liu shrugged, "This is God's arrangement for you to be a group of three, I can't help it."

"Okay, the second question—" Director Liu cleared his throat, "You know the gossip—"

Zhuang Yu replied: "Zhuang Yu! Qian, Kun, Zhen, Xun, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui."

Director Liu chuckled: "That's right."

Xia Mingyuan let out a breath of cold air, and muttered in his mouth, "It's cold, that scoundrel Chu Ran will definitely want me to be Ruhua".

???

Another point?

Xu Xiao looked at Zhuang Yu, who answered fluently, and felt that he would probably be Eunuch Xu today.

Xu Xiao lowered his eyebrows and asked dejectedly, "You can still read Feng Shui."

Zhuang Yu glanced at him and said in a calm tone, "This is common sense in literature."

Xu Xiao: "..." Do you know that gossip is standard in the entertainment industry in the new era?

However, Director Liu said "Okay, okay" twice, and said, "I haven't finished yet."

Zhuang Yu: "..."

When Xu Xiao heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and coughed disguisedly under Zhuang Yu's staring eyes.

It's fine if you don't count points, you still have a chance if you don't count points! !

Director Liu continued: "The gossip is exactly what Zhuang Yu said. What is the Eight Banners? Where are the Eight Banners?"

"!!!"

As soon as Xu Xiao stopped, his eyes widened immediately, and he raised his hand at the same time as Zhuang Yu.

Director Liu: "Xu Xiao, take a quick step, Xu Xiao first."

The corners of He Zizhao's mouth twitched, and he secretly said to Xia Mingyuan: "I don't know about the gossip about the director, but the Eight Banners have only heard about it. They are so cruel, they all come out with these men!"

Xia Mingyuan nodded sympathetically: "That's right, it's all about Ma Dongmei and Sun Honglei taking the exam!"

Chu Ran, who was next to Zhuang Yu, also obviously felt that Xu Xiao was not his opponent, and he said to Zhuang Yu leisurely, "Eight flags, Xu Xiao can't finish talking, or let's just raise our hands and forget it—"

Before he could talk, Xu Xiao crackled his head and covered his face, and murmured out without panting: "Yellow flag with yellow flag, white flag with white flag, red flag with red flag, blue flag with blue flag!!"

Chu Ran (confused): "..."

Xia Mingyuan & He Zizhao: "!"

He Zizhao shouted excitedly: "Xu Xiao, you really know?!"

"What do you mean me, I—" Xu Xiao almost blurted out, I didn't know how many tricks I played in Qing Chuan dramas back then, and I was born abducted, "I... I also watched a lot of Qing Chuan dramas back then of!"

Chen Wu sighed with "wow": "...I, I have seen it too, but I don't remember it..."

After winning a question, Xia Mingyuan immediately turned his nostrils to the sky, and said proudly to Chu Ran who was standing on the side after the answer: "You wait, I will call your name and let you be Ruhua."

"Are you going to try? Xu Xiao is gone, let me see what you do," Chu Ran said coolly, "There are three more questions, don't be so arrogant."

"The third question," Director Liu took out a piece of paper, on which were a few big characters "Chuan Wuer Xiaotu", "You can see it clearly, type a word!"

"..." In the silence, Chen Wu said blankly, "...Which character can have so many radicals?"

Xia Mingyuan rolled his eyes in circles: "This nima can write?"

After failing to guess the questions repeatedly, He Zizhao gave up on himself, with writing all over his face: "As long as I give up fast enough, there will be no questions that can be difficult for me."

Although Xu Xiao had already answered, but standing next to Chu Ran, he couldn't understand it at all, and asked Chu Ran in confusion: "This can't be written."

Chu Ran frowned and thought for a long time, and finally shook her head: "I can't guess which word it is."

The staff began to discuss in a low voice: "This question is quite difficult. I only understood it by reading the answer at the beginning. If I didn't read the answer, I would never have thought of it!"

"This is the hardest question, I think."

"It's really hard to think of which word is the main word to separate..."

However, at this time, Zhuang Yu suddenly spoke.

"Zhuang Yu." Zhuang Yu said slowly, "It's red, red red."

Zhuang Yu saw Xu Xiao, who had been staring at him, with a confused expression on his face, and then said slowly: "The soil is on the top, Chuan Wuer, Chuan removed the two vertical strokes on the right, which is the upside-down two, took it apart, and put the Just put it in and it’s done.”

Xu Xiao suddenly realized.

Seeing that Xu Xiao's face almost had the expression "So that's the case, why didn't I think of that", Zhuang Yu laughed and sneered.

fool.

Now, Xu Xiao's group He Zizhao and Xia Mingyuan haven't answered the question yet, while Zhuang Yu's group has only Chen Wu left.

Chu Ran heheed, and smiled brightly at Xia Mingyuan: "Xia Mingyuan, Ruhua's place is reserved for you."

Zhuang Yu came over and stood beside him.

Zhuang Yu glanced at Xu Xiao, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: "Did you hear that?"

Xu Xiao: "?? Hear what?"

Xu Xiao had a question mark on his face, Zhuang Yu put his hands in his trouser pockets, his posture was very ugly in Xu Xiao's eyes.

Xu Xiao listened to him and said, "Chu Ran wants Xia Mingyuan to be like a flower, so do you want to be a father-in-law, or take good care of my seventh uncle?"

"..." Xu Xiao murmured in a low voice, Zhuang Yu, it's not the last moment yet, isn't he afraid of overturning?

Xu Xiao deliberately said: "You are the father-in-law, and I am the emperor."

Zhuang Yu glanced at him: "Then you can only think about it." He said so, but the next second, Zhuang Yu suddenly smiled, and his amber eyes bent to look at him, "I don't mind being nice to Eunuch Xu of."

Xu Xiao: "..." Well... something better!

"Question [-]——" Director Liu took out another piece of paper with blue wavy lines on it. The words "He Lanlu Han Cao Tiehan Zhang" were written on the wavy lines. Director Liu said loudly, "I Draw and guess - type a four-character idiom!

"!" He Zizhao's eyes lit up as soon as he saw this picture, like an [-]-watt incandescent lamp, he roared, "He Zizhao! He Zizhao!!"

When Director Liu named him, He Zizhao's face was full of excitement: "The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea!!"

Director Liu smiled and asked: "...Are you sure? Are you sure you don't want to change?"

Confused by Director Liu's rhetorical question, He Zizhao groaned a few times and scratched his hair for a long time, "I won't change it! We definitely played xsd before, I remember!"

Director Liu stretched out his voice, making He Zizhao so anxious: "He Zizhao——"

He Zizhao urged: "Director, hurry up!"

Director Liu: "He Zizhao, correct answer!"

"Damn it!!!" He Zizhao was so excited that he rushed towards Xu Xiao like a firecracker. He jumped onto Xu Xiao's back excitedly, with one arm around Xu Xiao's neck, and the other excitedly Waving and screaming.

"..." Zhuang Yu next door remained calm, and silently stretched out his hand, pulling He Zizhao off Xu Xiao's back.

He Zizhao came down and asked, "Brother Zhuang, what are you pulling me for?"

Zhuang Yuyong glanced at Xu Xiao, and suddenly said: "Didn't you say you only have one person on your back?"

He Zizhao "?" looked at Xu Xiao in confusion.

Xu Xiao had two more question marks than him: "???"

Zhuang Yu coughed and narrowed his eyes: "Didn't you say that you only carried one person on your back, that's why I let Zizhao come down, did you forget?"

He didn't remember it.Xu Xiao: "..." Is his back the co-pilot of some domineering president?Can only sit/carry a loved one?

But for the sake of looking at the big human-shaped cat opposite, Xu Xiao still coughed.

Then he said to He Zizhao very naturally: "Zizhao, it's like this, brother's back can only be given to the girl he loves..." Xu Xiao caught a glimpse of the corner of the cat owner's mouth drooping from the corner of his eyes, and immediately changed his words, "I can only hide my love for Diyin." Son, don't keep jumping on brother."

He Zizhao nodded with a half-knowledge, and said "Oh".

Looking at his confused baby face, Xu Xiao couldn't help but touch his nose—what's the matter with the feeling that the parents fooled the child into picking it up from the trash can?

Wait a moment?Why did he and Zhuang Yu become He Zizhao's parents?

Just at this time, Director Liu said loudly: "The last question—guess the idiom from the expression picture." Xu Xiao turned his attention back just as he had just wandered away.

Director Liu took out a blank piece of paper, on which was a rooster first, a policeman second, the sun third, and an elephant fourth.

"Okay! Let's start guessing!"

...Fortunately, he wasn't the one left in the end, Xu Xiao stared at the chicken, the policeman, the smiling sun and the elephant looked confused, really clueless.

Chen Wu was also nervous, but he didn't seem to understand at all, and his expression was blank: "Chick... Jingri Xiang? Gong... Gongcha Taixiang? Is there such a word?..."

When Xia Mingyuan saw this, he immediately laughed.

"Xia Mingyuan!" Xia Mingyuan raised his hand swearingly, "A lucky man!"

"Hahahaha," Director Liu said with a smile, "It seems that foolish people are blessed with foolishness."

"Xia Mingyuan, correct answer!"

Chen Wu scratched his head stupidly, and said embarrassedly to Chu Ran and Zhuang Yu: "I really don't know how to..."

Chu Ran patted Chen Wu on the shoulder: "It's okay, I can't see it either."

But listening to Xia Mingyuan's strange smile, Chu Ran couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

Xu Xiao intentionally walked slowly in front of Zhuang Yu, and looked at him with a smirk: "Xia Mingyuan wants Chu Ran to be like a flower, do you want to be a father-in-law, or take good care of my seventh uncle and grandpa?"

Zhuang Yu: "..."

"Oh?" Xu Xiao was delighted to see Zhuang Yu's rare embarrassment. He made an inch of his feet, his eyes were crooked, and he joked, "If you don't talk, then Eunuch Zhuang can only serve me well."

Zhuang Yu was silent for two seconds, then suddenly chuckled, his phoenix eyes bent into beautiful crescent moons.

He covered the mic and leaned over to his ear.

"How do you want me to serve you? Sleeper?"

Zhuang Yu's bass-like deep and magnetic voice penetrated directly into Xu Xiao's ears. Xu Xiao felt his breath and heard the explosive word, and the roots of his ears suddenly became hot.

After Zhuang Yu finished speaking, he left, leaving Xu Xiao alone to rub his burning ears.

The servant... the servant is so tall! !

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