After being dressed as cannon fodder, I became popular again [entertainment circle]

Originally, I felt that playing badminton was not a particularly difficult game, but because I was on a boat, my feet still felt shaking.

In fact, it was not easy for Chen Wu to bump. He seemed to be a little unable to grasp the strength. Every time he bumped, others would jump in fear. He Zizhao kept his hands on his knees, and his head looked up and down with the shuttlecock. Chen Wu He counted each bump.

"one two Three……"

"25!!"

No.20 five times, when the waves hit, the cabin shook obviously, Chen Wu staggered, the hand holding the racket became stronger, and the ball flew forward at once!

He Zizhao's heart was jumping in his throat, his eyes widened and he shouted: "Chen Wu! Chen Wu!! My little ￥#%%"

Because I was in a hurry, the words Xiaolongbao stuck together randomly,

What He Zizhao said was like casting a spell, which made Xu Xiao want to laugh while being extremely nervous at the same time.

Fortunately, Chen Wu panicked for a moment. With long arms and long feet, he leaped forward with a stride, extended his racket and successfully caught it.

He Zizhao let out a long breath and smiled happily, then he was relieved and continued to count.

"26!"

"27!"

"28!"

"29!"

"thirty!"

As soon as he arrived at thirty, Chen Wu put down his racket and was baptized by Xu Xiao touching his head. He Zizhao even hugged Chen Wu, touched his head on tiptoe, "Awesome!"

Zhuang Yu patted Chen Wu's shoulder, Chu Ran also rubbed Chen Wu's head with a smile, and even Xia Mingyuan, who was protesting non-stop, came over, patted Chen Wu's shoulder, and hummed sourly: "Good job!" not bad!"

Chen Wu's face was flushed by everyone's trouble, his eyes were shining, and he smiled shyly.

He Zizhao was gearing up, "I'll be next!"

"Okay, just come as you come." Director Liu smiled and threw something over.

He Zizhao stretched out his hands and took a handful, and when he opened it, it turned out to be an orange.

Why give him oranges, He Zizhao: "?? Oranges?"

"The third game—guess the orange petals!" Director Liu smiled like a chrysanthemum, "I will never leave my hands if I buy it!"

six people:"……"

This is completely stupid, He Zizhao was stunned, "Director, are you playing so casually?"

Xia Mingyuan: "I think you just don't want to feed us!"

Director Liu was very well-founded, he raised one finger and shook, "How can this be called casual, half and half chance, it's almost the same as the program team giving you food." Is it similar? The six people lined up the black line.

"I'm sure I can win," He Zizhao puffed his face, touched the oranges, and counted with his fingers, "I'm the golden hand of our team!"

Many staff members couldn't help discussing in a low voice—He Zizhao puffed up his mouth and pouted his cheeks, and it was so cute to seriously guess whether the oranges were odd or paired.

"No wonder Zizhao is the captain of the XSD public election haha, he is really cute when he is serious!"

"It's not that I am an afterthought. He Zizhao was the first person I invested in during the XSD class."

"Hey, hey, look at his pouty face, I really want to pinch it!"

"...Pinch it to burst...? (looks terrified)"

After He Zizhao turned the round orange several times, he made a confident decision.

"Double!" He Zizhao said, "Oranges can be divided in half, either eight or ten, it must be an even number!"

After finishing speaking, he began to peel the oranges, peeling them one by one with a nervous face and counting them.

"one, single"

"two, double"

"..."

"Seventh! Single!!" There were only three bright orange petals left in He Zizhao's hand. He immediately cheered, and showed these three petals to Director Liu, "There are three remaining, ten in total. The result is Double, double!"

"Okay, the third game—pass," Zheng wrote with a smile, "Now it's the fourth game."

"This game is actually not difficult at all. It should be the easiest of the six games." Screenwriter Zheng pushed his glasses.

Xia Mingyuan muttered somewhere, "The most difficult one must be mine."

Chu Ran gave him a white look, "I see which round you lose is the hardest."

The two elementary school students started arguing again.

"However," screenwriter Zheng's but immediately attracted everyone's attention, and she continued, "Because this is the simplest game, designated personnel will play this round."

"Chu Ran," screenwriter Zheng pushed his glasses, "it's you."

Chu Meiren was still arguing with Xia Mingyuan, when she was suddenly pointed out, she said "Huh?"

Screenwriter Zheng showed him a meaningful smile, "The game is—name out three advantages of each guest within five seconds. The advantages of each guest cannot be in the same category as others, otherwise it will be regarded as repetition."

Xia Mingyuan snorted and shouted, "This is too madam—isn't it too simple?"

Xu Xiao couldn't help coughing when he heard this—it's easy to talk about the advantages of the four of them, but it's easy for Chu Ran to talk about Xia Mingyuan's advantages...

cough cough.

It's hard to say.

Screenwriter Zheng didn't give Chu Ran any time to prepare.

As soon as he finished speaking, he began to ask, "Xu Xiao!"

Chu Ran blurted out smoothly, "Be kind to others, be kind and generous, and have a good personality."

"Zhuang Yu!"

Chu Ran answered fluently, "Talent, money, and good looks."

"Chen Wu!"

"good temper……"

Screenwriter Zheng interrupted, "I have a good temper and a strong personality, let's say it again, five—"

Chu Ran choked, "... good figure, healthy, simple!"

Screenwriter Zheng: "Simple is a good character, repeat."

Chu Ran: "Great strength!"

"He Zizhao!"

Chu Ran: "...good luck, good looks!"

Screenwriter Zheng: "No, good looks and good looks are repeated, five—four—three—"

Chu Ran obviously ran out of words this time, so he hurriedly said after counting to three: "...you are very popular, petite and exquisite!"

He Zizhao: "???" What is petite and exquisite?

Screenwriter Zheng poked (He Zizhao) with a heart attack, "Short is a figure, repeat, two—"

The staff laughed.

He Zizhao: "..." I thank you.

Chu Ran was almost at the speed of life and death, and said in a hurry, "You are very popular!"

Screenwriter Zheng smiled charmingly, "The last one is Xia Mingyuan."

Chu Ran: "..."

Screenwriter Zheng: "Five—four—"

Xia Mingyuan bared his teeth and claws from behind, and the Lion roared, "Tell me quickly! What do you mean by shutting up at this time?!"

Obviously at this time, Chu Ran's head was empty and he had nothing to say.

But the screenwriter Zheng didn't give him any time to think, and kept counting down to five, four, three in front of him, driving him to death.

At three, Chu Ran finally spoke.

Chu Ran: "Uh--you have a good voice."

Xia Mingyuan roared, "I have a good voice!"

Screenwriter Zheng tilted his head, indicating to continue.

Chu Ran started again, er, screenwriter Zheng: "Two—one—"

"fail!"

As soon as the word "failure" was uttered, except for Xia Mingyuan, the five people and even the staff all laughed.

Amidst a group of laughter, Xia Mingyuan's face was full of shock and grievance, "I have so many advantages, you can't even name two?"

Chu Ran was obviously also a little embarrassed. It was rare for him not to hate Xia Mingyuan, and he just said: "The type is heavy."

Xia Mingyuan was relentless and furious, "Good taste! Look for yourself, am I not the most fashionable among the six people today?!"

"Also, extremely smart - good head, noble and elegant - good temperament, my ability is still strong, so many. Why don't you say any of them?!"

The more Xia Mingyuan talked, the more the others laughed.

"Qiqi, do you think he is really angry or joking!" Luo Linlin covered her mouth and bent over, "Why do I feel that every good thing he said is just teasing me."

Lu Qi coughed, "He's going to make a documentary again."

Chu Ran choked, and finally clenched his hands into fists to cover his mouth.

He originally wanted to say something back to Xia Mingyuan, he couldn't tell nonsense with his eyes open, but when he saw Xia Mingyuan jumping up and down in anger,

Chu Ran: "..." Forget it, let him be fine this time.

Screenwriter Zheng smiled: "Which dish are you going to remove this time?"

The six people discussed for a while and removed the egg burrito, but fortunately, there were still four dishes left on the table.

It's finally the fourth game, and the only ones who haven't played so far are Zhuang Yu and Xu Xiao.

"The fifth game." Director Liu took out the book and said with a smile, "Give me 10 minutes to read and answer a question about this book."

Are you kidding me?It's not something as thin as a member's handbook. No matter how fast you read a book, you usually have to read it for an hour or two. Now it's only 10 minutes?

Xu Xiao couldn't help asking, "...Director Liu, are you sure you'll only give me 10 minutes, not ten hours?"

Xia Mingyuan also yelled, "Read a book in 10 minutes? If we are so good that we can finish a book in 10 minutes, why are we on this show!"

What Xia Mingyuan said, Chu Ran couldn't help laughing, "You are very self-aware."

Director Liu caught everyone's attention with a cough just in time before the two of them started arguing, "That's right, it's 10 minutes."

Xu Xiao: "..."

Xu Xiao simply picked up the pan-fried buns, "I return this pan to you."

The staff all laughed.

Director Liu laughed, "Well, it's true that this game is the most difficult of the six games, and it's normal if you haven't tried it."

"Let me just say, what can I watch in 10 minutes?" Xu Xiao muttered, and bumped his elbow into Zhuang Yu, "This is completely an impossible challenge, don't you think so?"

Zhuang Yu suddenly turned his head, glanced at him, and suddenly said: "What if I pass by."

Xu Xiao choked - just pass it, and asked him why.

Xu Xiao couldn't help muttering in his heart, starting from when Zheng was driving, and now shooting, Zhuang Yu seemed to be acting weird all the time.

Big Brother VJ came over and pointed the cannon at Xu Xiao. Xu Xiao had no choice but to cough and reply: "You'll just pass...you're the boss."

Zhuang Yu hummed, raised his eyebrows and said, "That's what you said."

Xu Xiao couldn't help it anymore, "What if you haven't passed?"

Zhuang Yu glanced at him, "Three words, impossible."

This is too arrogant... Before Xu Xiao could speak, Zhuang Yu had already turned around.

"I challenge." Zhuang Yu said lightly.

Director Liu smiled "haha" and handed over the book, Zhuang Yu took it—Xu Xiao took the opportunity to glance at it, the title of the book was "The Second Coming".

It sounds like a very literary title, but within 10 minutes, it must be impossible to finish reading.

But Xu Xiao thought, if only 10 minutes are given, the content will definitely not be tested, and some more obvious questions should be tested, such as who is the publisher, who is the author, who is the hero and heroine...

However, Zhuang Yu almost glanced at these covers and catalogs before flipping through them.

With such a fast speed, Xu Xiao almost suspected that he didn't even read any words on it.

I was talking harshly just now, and the camera filmed it--wouldn't you be afraid of overturning the car? !

Standing next to Zhuang Yu, Xu Xiao was extremely nervous, but Zhuang Yu turned over page by page at such a high speed that he stayed on almost every page for a few seconds.

He wanted to remind him loudly, but he was afraid that he would interrupt Zhuang Yu's train of thought, so he could only stare dryly at the side - it was as if the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuchs were in a hurry.

Even the staff started talking in low voices.

"Director Liu's test is very biased, Zhuang Yu will not be able to see anything in the end after looking at it like this..."

"Would it be better to cut this part?"

"I think it's going to be a slap in the face...but it should be okay to do it later."

But Zhuang Yu seemed to be completely unaffected by these whispers, and kept turning the pages of the book quickly, looking very easy-five or six minutes passed like this, and they slowly began to hesitate.

"Maybe... Zhuang Yu is really studying?"

"I heard that Zhuang Yu's acting is basically one line, and he has never had a problem with his lines. He must have a good memory..."

"No, if he is really a speed reader, then this is too scary."

When 10 minutes were up, Director Liu didn't give him a second, "Time's up!"

"Please listen to the question. In Chapter 5 of The Second Advent, the male protagonist Chen Youwei recited a line of poetry while drunk. What is this line?"

Xu Xiao: "..."

Damn it, this test is too detailed, who the hell can answer it in 10 minutes!

Zhuang Yu was silent for a while, Xu Xiao looked at it, and couldn't help but want to help Zhuang Yu, he picked up the fried bun again, and said in an exaggerated tone, "Director Liu, just tell me when you're hungry, isn't this just for us to talk to each other?" ——"Do you want to deliver the food?

Zhuang Yu took the plate from his hand and put it back where it was.

Xu Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and raised his eyes to see that Zhuang Yu was very calm, and said, "Fei Guang Fei Guang, I advise you to have a glass of wine."

When Zhuang Yu read this poem, not to mention Xu Xiao's eyes widened, even Director Liu opened his mouth wide open for a long time.

With a "wow", everyone was boiling.

"Damn it, did Zhuang Yu really get the answer right?"

"Is this too awesome?"

"Did he say something nonsense?"

"But Director Liu has such a big mouth, why do I think he is right!"

Director Liu stammered, "No, that's right, Zhuang Yu—pass!"

He Zizhao was dumbfounded, "Give me a day, I may not finish reading this book..."

Chen Wu also looked adoring, "Brother Zhuang is too powerful..."

Even Xia Mingyuan stopped his childish bickering with Chu Ran, showing a hint of admiration on his always proud face, and muttered softly, "Okay, it's really awesome."

"I'll go!" Xu Xiao was the closest to Zhuang Yu, grabbing Zhuang Yu's arm and shaking wildly, "Damn it! How did you do it, you are so awesome!"

Zhuang Yu let Xu Xiao shake, but put his hand on Xu Xiao's shoulder, like a big brother covering a little brother.

He glanced at him, and said casually: "It's nothing, how can you be the boss."

Xu Xiao didn't even notice the change in Zhuang Yu's posture, he was tongue-tied, "No, no, have you really finished reading it all? Just 10 minutes?"

This actually asked a question that everyone present wanted to know.

Xu Xiao was knocked on the head, Xu Xiao let out an "ow", and heard Zhuang Yu say: "Of course not."

"If you want to test the simplest publishing house, word count, and author's name, the time should be 5 minutes, but it is impossible to test too specific plot content in 10 minutes-and this book has exactly There are quite a few sentences in italics and bold, so if my guess is correct, the range should be one of these sentences."

Everyone has a face full of shit...

Xu Xiao was shocked, "...you wrote it all down?"

Zhuang Yu: "Just a few words."

Is this what people say? ?

What is just a few words? ?

Even Director Liu couldn't help but click his tongue, "Zhuang Yu, Zhuang Yu, you are really extraordinary."

Zhuang Yu tmd is too amazing! "

"Fuck, Apollo really lives up to its name, this is really amazing..."

"With Zhuang Yu's analytical ability, he can do anything well..."

"If I had one-tenth of Zhuang Yu's memory in the college entrance examination back then, if I studied liberal arts, I would have a Q major and a B major..."

Only Lu Qi and Luo Linlin were not talking about this matter.

Luo Linlin shook Lu Qi's hand, "Zhuang Yu is asking for credit in front of Xu Xiao! This nima iceberg male god has a very proud face!"

Lu Qi: "Yes, yes, yes! Eight hundred percent yes!"

Being on the edge for a long time made Xiao Daozhu completely explode. He yelled at the two women: "There is a head, if the two of them really have something, I will live broadcast and eat shit for you to see!"

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