After I dress up as a woman

When you come to the gymnasium, everyone sits in groups according to the same table.

The four students who failed to form a team sat on the sidelines as substitutes.

The first test is mainly to test physical fitness. Guests are required to stand on the fingerboard to perform an obstacle course relay. The team with the shortest lap time wins.In the relay process, there are certain tasks. If the task is completed, you can have a chance to choose a substitute player and increase the chance of a challenge.

The tasks in the relay process are randomly selected. Before the challenge, each team sends one person to the turntable for selection.At the same time, the challenge order of each team also needs to be drawn.

Jiang Ran and Xie Feng discussed it, he was in charge of drawing tasks, and Xie Feng was in charge of drawing order.After dividing the work, the two raised their hands to prepare for the first lottery.

The staff took off the cloth wrapped on the turntable and showed all the tasks to everyone.

There are six tasks in total, namely: expose eight teeth throughout the challenge, shout "I'm so happy" ten times, must hop on one foot in the first 50 meters, need to roll forward three times on the way, and give teammates a high-five and hug every time they pass an obstacle , Before departure, turn the elephant's trunk ten times in situ.

The difficulty of these six tasks is not the same. Among them, the task of "the first 50 meters must be hopped on one foot" made everyone who saw it wailing.

"Ahh! You are too cruel! 50 meters, shiatsu board, hop on one foot?! Don't you think we are human?" Pan He complained loudly, "We are human, flesh and blood, not robots ,man of Steel!"

"If you're lucky, you won't get one." The director said calmly while hiding behind the camera.

"But it occupies the largest area, and it is also the easiest to draw!" Lu Yueshan discovered the key point. She pointed to the area occupied by this task on the turntable with a helpless expression on her face.

The director's voice was still steady, and he said: "The task does not have to be completed if it is drawn."

Zhuang Han said: "Yes, it is not necessary to finish it, but it is equivalent to losing an opportunity."

"It depends on how we handle it." Song Xuanyong, another resident guest of the program group, said, sitting on a small chair with a calm face.He is almost 50 years old this year, and the route he takes in the show is an old man who is calm in Buddhism, has extremely poor physical strength, and has no fighting spirit.

Therefore, wherever he went, he always found a place to sit down, and his teammate this time was Lin Xian.

Lin Xian did not stand, but cooperated and sat next to Song Xuanyong, with an expressionless face as usual.

Seeing this scene, Pan He smiled directly, and said to Lin Xian, "Lin Xian, what's the matter with you? Why did you lose all your youthful vigor after forming a team with Brother Song?"

Sitting there, Lin Xian obviously didn't have any expression or strange body movements, but it just gave people a very leisurely and relaxed feeling.

"Life consists in stillness," he said.

The joy of finding a confidant immediately appeared on Song Xuanyong's face, "Xiao Lin, you are my soulmate!"

Lin Xian stretched out his hand to shake his hand, and the atmosphere between the two was extremely harmonious.When this episode was broadcast, it was matched with a romantic and sweet bgm in the later stage, and it was slowed down several times at the same time, and a layer of pink filter was added by the way.

The audience who saw it laughed loudly, and said in the barrage that "it's knocked, it's knocked".

Everyone bargained with the director team again, and finally got a benefit.If someone draws the "first 50 meters must hop on one foot", they can guess punches with the director, and win two out of three rounds. If they win, they can draw again.

Although everyone still wants to fight for better benefits, such as directly canceling this option, the director's attitude is very firm, and everyone has no choice but to agree.

Jiang Ran and Xie Feng were the first to step forward to draw.

Xie Feng was very nervous, she said to Jiang Ran: "Be careful, don't get the task of jumping on one foot!"

Jiang Ran was a little stressed by what she said, and said, "If I really got it, you wouldn't blame me, would you?"

Xie Feng shook his head and said, "No, but you need to come for the 50 meters."

The total length of their challenge is 200 meters, and each person is responsible for 100 meters.The original plan was for Xie Feng to run first, so that Jiang Ran could decide the speed according to the situation.

"Okay, if I get one, I'll run first." Jiang Ran didn't refuse.

He took a deep breath, glanced at the turntable carefully, visually estimated the proportion of each option, and at the same time quickly calculated the corresponding probability in his mind.

I feel a little pity in my heart: if I let him spin twice more, he should be able to master the strength well.

Now, there is only one chance, so I can only come by feeling.

Jiang Ran stretched out his hand, held the turntable, felt the material, and then didn't dare to turn the turntable too hard.

As soon as the turntable started to turn, he had a feeling that he should not be able to turn to the one-legged hop task.Sure enough, as he expected, he finally fell on the "challenge showing eight teeth throughout the whole process".

This task looks simple, but it is actually not easy.

Because it requires eight teeth to be exposed "all the way", if one of the mouth is accidentally closed, or the number of exposed teeth is not enough, the task will be considered a failure.

In Jiang Ran's mind, the difficulty of this task should rank second.However, the program group ranked it third, and the task of three forward rolls was second.

Seeing that it was this task, Xie Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great, it's not hopping on one foot!"

Jiang Ran said: "This task is not easy. Let's try our best to succeed once. Let's take the task as a surprise."

After he finished drawing, other guests also began to analyze the difficulty.

Duan Zhizhi covered her face and said, "I hope we don't get this task, otherwise we won't be able to complete it."

Her mouth is small, and she has to work very hard to open her mouth wide to reveal her eight teeth.But Lu Yueshan is very relaxed, as long as she just smiles casually, at least eight teeth can be exposed, so she is very looking forward to getting this task.

Xie Feng also tried to open his mouth, and asked Jiang Ran with a bared smile: "How is it? Are there eight?"

Jiang Ran quickly counted and said, "Yes, there are more than a dozen exposed teeth now."

"That's good, I'll draw the order." Xie Feng said with a sigh of relief.

Pan He said: "I think it's easy to show eight teeth under normal circumstances, but when it comes to challenges, you have to endure the pain caused by the finger press board and overcome obstacles. In this case, I want to keep eight more teeth." Teeth are too difficult."

"That's right, as long as you close your mouth for a second in the middle, the task will be considered a failure." Zhuang Han nodded and said, "Why do I think this task is more difficult than hopping on one foot?"

"It should be said that there is no easy task here." Song Xuanyong said, "Even the simplest yelling ten times I am so happy is difficult. The challenge is so intense, what if there is more shouting and less shouting?"

Pan He immediately said: "I can do this task, and I will never make a mistake. But Brother Song, I understand that you make mistakes, after all, where is your age?"

Song Xuanyong's age is often ridiculed in the program "Happy Move", which is already a common interesting stalk in the program.

Loyal viewers of the show will also write words similar to "age stalk get" in the barrage. If this stalk does not appear in any program, everyone will not be used to it.

Song Xuanyong pretended to be angry and said, "I'm not young anymore, but our Xiao Lin is young. Isn't it, Xiao Lin?"

Lin Xian replied lazily, "Don't worry, it's okay."

Song Xuanyong got infinite courage from this answer, and he immediately said: "Okay, then I will smoke now!"

Xie Feng just finished drawing the order at this time, and their group took the third challenge.

Looking at Lin Xian's appearance, Jiang Ran began to think about how to accomplish the hidden mission of the two of them.

Their first task is to perform the same specified action three times at the same time as your hidden teammates during any challenge.

There are five designated actions: draw an "X" with crossed hands on the chest together, jump three times with both hands raised above the head together, squat down and smile at each other with faces held together, shout "I'm so happy" together, jump together The key dance of the theme song of "Exclusive Pick".

Choose three of the five actions.

Among them, the action of "Shouting 'I'm so happy' together" matches the lottery task. If they are lucky enough to draw the same task, it will be easy to complete.If you can't get it, you will be in trouble.

For this task, Jiang Ran felt that although it was difficult, the probability of completing it was quite high.

Soon, all five groups of guests were drawn. Pan and Xiasha's team was the first to challenge. The task they drew was "Turn the elephant's trunk in place ten times before departure".

Pan He was very gentlemanly. He was the first to go on the field, and after ten laps on the spot, he started running crookedly.Before reaching the first obstacle, he plopped and fell.

He wailed and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Listening to his wailing, everyone laughed unceremoniously.

Jiang Ran simply squatted down, and from the corner of his eye he noticed that Lin Xian also squatted down tacitly.

When he was thinking about how to hold his face without arousing suspicion, Xie Feng squatted down for some reason, and she held her face as soon as she squatted down and said: "It's a good thing we didn't get this task, otherwise I'm sure Give up. I may fall down if I can't take a step after spinning in circles!"

Jiang Ran was filled with infinite gratitude to her, thinking that he was playing the role of a coquettish little girl, so he looked at Xie Feng holding his face in his hands, and said with a smile: "It's okay, if I really get it, I'll come change."

Although his face was facing Xie Feng, but because Lin Xian happened to be not far from Xie Feng, it was Lin Xian who was really looking at him.

Lin Xian cupped his face very naturally, and smiled without fear of being discovered.

Jiang Ran was taken aback by his smile, and subconsciously covered his face with his hands holding his face.He was afraid that if he took another look, he might blush.

Seeing him covering his face, Xie Feng asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Ran twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "My eyes felt uncomfortable just now, please rub them."

"Did you get up early in the morning?" Xie Feng covered the microphone and whispered next to him, "Persist for a while, and talk about it after recording the show. If you are really sleepy, pinch yourself."

Jiang Ran said gratefully: "Thank you, I will."

The two of them were so close that the others didn't find it strange when they saw it, they all thought they were discussing a battle plan.And in the eyes of others, both of them are girls, no matter how close they are.

Only Lin Xian who knew the truth was upset.

He stood up, walked slowly to Jiang Ran and Xie Feng, and asked softly, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Ran was startled when he heard his voice, and sat down on the ground.

Xie Feng was also frightened, she rolled her eyes and said, "Can you stop being scary?"

Lin Xian took a deep look at Jiang Ran, which directly made Jiang Ran's legs that had just regained strength soften again.He simply didn't stand up anymore, anyway, he was wearing sportswear and sat down firmly on the ground.

"What are you doing here?" Xie Feng asked angrily.

Lin Xian said calmly, "Curiosity."

The interaction between them was also discovered by others. At this time, Pan and Xia Sha's team also completed the first challenge, which took 42 minutes and [-] seconds.

Lin Xian and Song Xuanyong's team is the second challenge.

Facing Xie Feng's question, after Lin Xian answered the word "curious", Song Xuanyong came over and added, "Curious about your battle plan."

Xie Feng stood up and said, "I can't tell you this."

Jiang Ran had a flash of inspiration, crossed his hands and drew an "X" on his chest, and echoed Xie Feng: "I can't tell."

Lin Xian raised his eyebrows lightly, "Can't tell?"

"No." Jiang Ran also stood up and drew an "X" on his chest again, and at the same time Lin Xian did the same.

Xie Feng probably saw Jiang Ran do it, so he did the same.

In an instant, Jiang Ran and Lin Xian completed two-thirds of their first hidden mission.

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