Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: I just want to know who started the trend of losing weight. My wife is addicted to losing weight. I ate vegetarian food for a week at home, and my face turned green...

Main Building: Our family of three are all carnivorous. The feeling of not being able to eat meat is like being a herbivore who cannot eat meat for a week in a row. Please feel it.

Floor 1: I know!Some time ago, my stomach was not good. Dr. Zhuo didn't allow me to eat grass, but I could only eat dried meat. I felt that my whole body was sublimated. If it wasn't for the supervision of my family, I almost couldn't survive.

2nd Floor: The original poster's picture is broken. People who love beauty have been losing weight, okay? You just don't know it.But your wife doesn’t need to change her diet to lose weight, she just needs to exercise more at night, you know.Here are two addresses for your reference. These are the most energy-consuming exercises. If you insist on exercising all night, you will definitely burn calories. [Address 1][Address 2]

Floor 3: My second brother is a good man, I decided to lose weight with my wife, we have gained a lot of weight recently.

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Floor 8834: The second brother is a bird. The jj in the address can rotate 360 ​​degrees. Mine is not as convenient as the bird. I can’t do some movements. Will it affect weight loss?

Floor 8835: Based on personal experience, the owner of the floor has improved several of the actions, and posted pictures for your reference. [Coding picture][Coding picture]

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Building 8888893: Well, let me add that some movements are done at different frequencies, and the calories burned are different, of course it also depends on the degree of cooperation between the two parties. [Form][Form]

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Ever since the little tiger cub’s father posted a complaint on the Internet, and then the posts became more and more weird. After the moderator locked the post and set up a login account, and only those who are over 18 years old or physically mature can view the post, the post became more and more popular.

After the moderator helped to set restrictions, people who can see the content of the post are even more unscrupulous. There are even live broadcasts, and some young dads explain certain skills, and some take the opportunity to promote that lubricating oil is more useful, and even Another father showed off his proud jj.

Of course, everyone's real body is very different, the size of a small body is of course small in a certain part, but there are also huge ones, and a certain part is naturally very proud!Usually, these huge-sized commuting routes are fixed. If you want to choose a road that is not a tofu project, you have to be careful to avoid ordinary people, or you will be miserable if you don’t find it!And because some people accidentally trampled on bridges or roads due to various reasons, the company also specially paid for the construction of roads to put an end to scumbag projects.

Just like some time ago, someone had to take a shortcut in order not to be late for work, and as a result, he stepped on the bridge and broke it.

"There's nothing to show off. After all, we have a huge gap in body size. We just need to make our friends happy." Seeing that the post is about to go to Siberia, the huge group of proud and elated pictures uploaded, Nanbo Rabbit The gentleman immediately popped up and said angrily, "All the roads you damaged require me to come forward to negotiate with that group of humans. It's not like you don't know that humans are cunning. Unfortunately, my eyesight is not very good..."

"Touch the Minister of Foreign Affairs."

"Okay, everyone, don't be fooled, let's discuss a better weight loss posture."

...It is related to the topic of adulthood, so it is inconvenient to disclose the details.

However, there is no partner at present, and it is reasonable to say that the white cat is still a cub. The little white cat who has not yet reached the estrus period secretly uses the privilege to watch in the post and benefit a lot.I have watched short movies a long time ago, and I have taught myself the basics. Now, seeing everyone speak out, the little white cat's eyes turned green.Although the body is not yet fully developed, the little white cat's heart is hot. He was worried that he could not control himself and turned into a human form and ran to find Yan Mu, so he hid in his home and did not show up.

When the popularity of the post subsided, everyone found the information they needed in the replies, and when they ran to practice, the little white cat finally calmed down his fiery heart with difficulty, prepared a barrel of olive oil, and went to Yan Mu's house.

It's been a while since we saw each other, and Yan Mu's family hasn't changed much.After unremitting efforts, Big Fatty finally succeeded in losing weight. After Yan Mu passed the inspection, everyone cheered together, and in order to help Big Fatty celebrate, Yan Mu made a lot of snacks and went to the asbestos tile house to celebrate.

The little white cat first delivered the olive oil to Yan Mu's house, and then went out the window and went straight to the asbestos tile house.

Thanks to the efforts of the cubs, the furniture in the amateur club is very high-grade, and the sofa that was crushed by the elephant has also been repaired. At this time, Yan Mu is sitting on it, eating fruit salad comfortably.The cripple looked at Fatty with relief. Although there was still a little distance from the perfect body, the appearance of Fatty was much better than that of the previous Fatty. Now Fatty should be able to find someone he likes when he goes out.

Quewei'er squatted lazily at the door of the asbestos tile house, with the dog's head resting on its two front legs, its ears flicking.Most of the other dogs were squatting in the house, some were sleeping, some were eating snacks, only Jingjing was busy shuttling among them, wagging her tail quickly, not knowing what he was excited about.A group photo of Yan Mu and the dogs is posted on the wall, and there are also photos of the dogs alone. Photos of the six puppies are also posted. This asbestos tile house is like a paradise.

Occasionally, people passing by accidentally saw it, and they would be startled at first, but after recognizing Yan Mu and Yan Hui, as well as Queweier and Lame, they relaxed and greeted Yan Mu.There is no way, ordinary people might be scared when they see so many dogs, but people in the community are used to it, especially Quewei, who has a great reputation in the community.

Everyone is very loose, enjoying such a relaxing time to the fullest, except for the little kangaroo.He was also smuggled here by Yan Mu today, but there was an egg in the bag. The little kangaroo didn't dare to jump around, for fear of touching his stomach, so he just lay on the corner of the sofa and ate Yan Mu slowly. Give snacks.

"Wow..." Jingjing looked over the cats and dogs and saw the kangaroo, and ran over curiously, and when she saw his bulging belly, she became even more curious.

"There is an egg in it, you can pay for the bird. Do you still remember the parrot and the strange bird that followed the six puppies?" Yan Mu stroked Jingjing's dog's head and explained to him patiently, "You can't find it now. The little kangaroo is playing, he should be careful now..."

Turning her head to look at the other dogs, and staring at Big Fatty for a while, Jingjing realized that the wallaby was different from them.But he understands the concept of cubs very well. The six puppies and the two birds are very good playmates. Jingjing put the dog's head in front of the little kangaroo's stomach and listened for a while, but she didn't hear anything, and turned her head and ran away. .

Just when Yan Mu thought Jingjing would be sent away, the guy ran back again with a bag of bone biscuits in his mouth, which was a snack specially made by Yan Mu for dogs. "Thank you Jingjing, when the little bird is born...he might eat..." Taking the biscuit, Yan Mu stroked Jingjing's dog's head and asked him to find other dogs to play with.

A few days later, Yan Mu went to the pet hospital to pick up the husky that could be discharged. At the same time, he and Yan Hui discussed the name of the husky, Gu Gu.Because this husky is very miserable, he has been hungry since he was only a few months old, and he has eaten not only grass leaves and roots, but also small stones. His life is very bitter, so Yan Mu gave him this name, which means coo coo no more No hungry stomach growling.

The new family members are welcomed by all the cats and dogs, but Big Fatty has returned to the zoo, and the little tiger cub has left. For Googoo, the wallaby is probably the strangest.Jingjing reacted the most. Although he has seen other huskies, they are different from himself in terms of coat color and appearance, but Gugu looks very similar to Jingjing, almost like a brother. Jingjing is happy It's terrible, I said that day that I want to play with Cuckoo.

Yan Mu felt that Jingjing had a lively personality, and she might be able to drive well enough to googoo, so he let them sleep outside at night.However, when Yan Mu was feeding the dogs the next day, Gu Gu Gu, who was still thin, turned into a living dog. From a suffering husky who was full of doubts about dog life, full of wariness towards human society, and lived cautiously, he became... Jingjing kind of...

The style of painting changed too fast, if the appearance hadn't changed, Yan Mu would have thought it was just Gu Gu.But although he is still thin and weak, with only a little strength to support his body to walk, his personality has changed a lot, just like Jingjing's essence...

"I decided to help Gu Gu find someone to adopt him." Yan Mu looked serious.

Yan Hui agreed, "Huskies are probably all the same. Gugu before was abnormal. Now his IQ has plummeted, but he is very happy."

I very much agree with Yan Hui's idea. Yan Muna took pictures with his mobile phone, made them into adoption revelations, printed them out, and posted them at the gate of the community.Many people in the community have asked Yan Mu before, whether the dog or cat in the family can be adopted, but at that time the situation was special, Yan Mu refused, and now Gu Gu is a good time to adopt, I hope he can find the one he likes new home.

After posting the adoption notice, Yan Mu received many phone calls on his first day at work. He put forward a condition, "No matter what, you must let Gu Gu take the initiative to go with you, otherwise I have no choice."

The people who called agreed, and when Yan Mu got off work in the afternoon, he met the person who wanted to adopt Gu Gu at his door.

This husky is still very thin, but already very old, looks very handsome, and can understand Yan Mu's words, and he also actively interacts with people who want to adopt.Everyone was so cute, but he didn't agree to go with anyone.

"I'm very sorry, Gu Gu might..." Yan Mu felt strange, considering that Gu Gu had the same personality as Jingjing, it shouldn't be.Jingjing played very well with several people, and even tried to follow them to their house to play, she had no integrity at all.

And the little white cat, whose presence is not very strong recently, secretly heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that Gu Gu is not that stupid.He was raised by Yang Ming, and Yang Ming has a relationship with Lu Wei, so it is not sure whether there is something special about Gu Gu's body that has not been discovered, so he does not want ordinary people to adopt Gu Gu.Although Cuckoo is very dick, it still digests internally... I guess.