Cub Recruitment Office

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Topic: [Tucao] The big fat man in the zoo is too much. Seeing that I am slender and trying to rob a civilian man, he is a green, lively and pure cucumber boy...

Main building: Well, actually, the original poster played a game of rock, paper, scissors with Fatty, and the principal lost and had to give the jerky to Fatty.However, Fatty needs to lose weight recently, and Minister Yan expressly forbids him to eat high-energy snacks. He can only eat coarse grain biscuits when he is really hungry. It is said that they are calcium supplements, and the taste is quite bland.

Floor 1: Humo Mr. Xiaodai, or sell all your snacks.Mr. Beibo Rabbit Level 2: It's not a big deal, as long as the big fat loses weight successfully.I remember that Minister Yan still has little tiger cubs, why did he let Big Fatty succeed?

Floor 3: Little tiger cub, the world is getting more and more chaotic. Unfortunately, I thought Big Fatty was stupid, so I wanted to date him.Now it seems that I should change the target, anyone who wants to date me can also ask me: [picture of handsome Mr. Gray Wolf]

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Floor 37: The third brother is quite handsome, that is, you have dated more than 20 handsome men, did you fail once?

Floor 38: Wait upstairs, is it possible that the third brother has some hidden disease?Yan Gou hesitated.

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Floor 88834: I have come back from a date. This gray wolf is quite old. Although he is handsome, his x-ability needs to be improved. His skills are poor. No wonder you have no partner.

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Before going back to his home, Yan Mu went to see Jingjing first, this guy didn't know how he played, got all covered in dirt, and was very excited, threw himself on Yan Mu's lap, wagging his tail and acting coquettishly.The golden retriever next door to Jingjing’s house is not there, they should have gone home, most of the other dogs are lying lazily on the ground, Yan Mu always feels that they are playing with Jingjing, they are all too tired to move...

The lame man came out from nowhere and followed behind Yan Mu, obviously knowing that he was about to take Da Fatty out for a walk.It's still not dark yet, but the greenery in the neighborhood is good, if Fatty can hide, most people will definitely not be able to see it.

It's rare that the little white cat didn't show up, and Yan Mu felt that he should be looking for his master, Ah Yan.Thinking of that handsome and handsome man, who is very elegant in his gestures and gestures, and should also be very rich, drives all kinds of luxury cars, and is also kind-hearted, and is especially kind to himself, Yan Mu pursed his lips, There is only one thing that is not good about him, mentally...

Yan Hui ran ahead to get the key to open the door, and before Yan Mu entered the house, he ran out again, saying with a bit of schadenfreude: "The little kangaroo is playing with his temper, it seems that all his snacks have been eaten by Big Fatty, and now Big Fatty I’m still sleeping.” During the day, this guy didn’t come out easily, and Yan Mu shut him up at home, but he didn’t expect him to be so smart that he could cheat him out of the shrewd little kangaroo’s paws.

Standing at the porch to change shoes, Yan Mu saw the big fat sleeping on the soft cushion, and the little kangaroos hopping around anxiously, the liveliest ones like to be on the floor The rolling tiger cub was nowhere to be seen.Pretending to be nonchalant and walking into the living room, Yan Mu ignored Big Fatty and did not look for the little tiger cub, but shouted at the bottom of the bed in his bedroom, "Brother Meng, come out and tell the truth."

Fatty and the little tiger cub who hid must think that there are no other cubs in the house, and the kangaroo must think so too, so they will be angry, but Yan Mu's family has a permanent population, that is, the Mongolian who does not have a strong sense of existence. elder brother!This meerkat cub likes to lie under the bed and play with the fat snake the most. He made the fat snake chubby before. During this time, the fat snake has lost a little weight, but Yan Mu still finds it strange that the belly of the fat snake seems to be Didn't cut it down.

Hearing Yan Mu's call, Meng Ge, who was hiding under the bed and living his little life, crawled out holding his own fat snake, and then cooperated with the fat snake to start performing.In order to get closer to the truth, Meng Ge even divided himself, pretending to be a big fat man, and then pretending to be a little tiger cub. The fat snake is the unlucky little kangaroo who didn't protect his snacks.

The two cubs writhed wildly for a while, then pushed their snacks over, and then pushed them over again. In the end, all the snacks of the fat snake were pushed to Meng Ge, and Meng Ge won!Their snacks are usually given by Yan Mu according to the portion, these two have been saved by themselves, and now they are all moved out to perform.It looked like a cartoon, it was so cute, Yan Mu pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, finally touched Brother Meng's body, and said gently: "Okay, I see, thank you all."

The little tiger cub thought that he could plant his behavior on Big Fatty by hiding himself, but this wishful thinking was absolutely wrong.And he thought that he could hide in the rice cooker by covering the lid himself, but Yan Mu found him immediately because the rice cooker was used for dinner.

"He doesn't think we don't need the rice cooker tonight, does he?" Yan Hui took another iron pot to clean. "Even if we eat porridge or noodles at night, it's possible that we don't need the rice cooker."

Yan Mu shook his head, looked at the little tiger cub who was lying on the ground feeling hopeless, and said: "He was thinking about ghosts in the morning, and when we were eating, we walked around the cabinet and stared at the rice cooker inside, so there is no need to deliberately try to find."

Flicking its tail, hearing Yan Mu's explanation, the little tiger cub felt that his life was even more hopeless.Fortunately, now is the time for the big fat, he can sneak out with Queweier, I hope the big fat will be strong, and it is best to lose weight overnight and become a slim big fat!

Because the dogs and cats all know that Fatty needs to lose weight, and Yan Mu personally told him to, so everyone wants to do their part.So... the team for walking and having fun at night is a bit huge, and Jingjing is the most active among them. He is also relatively well-known in the community. After all, Meng San always brings a group of younger brothers wherever he goes, and he is very famous in the circle of rich people. In addition, Jingjing, a husky that is even bigger than ordinary huskies, is also well-known in the circle of ordinary people.

The automatic dog walking and cat walking army occasionally meet people in the community, most of them are startled, and then see Jingjing who comes out to greet him, immediately burst into laughter, and then rush to express that they do not affect dogs and cats They slipped away from Jingjing and hurriedly stepped aside.

In this way, under Jingjing's cover, Fatty didn't appear so obtrusive, and everyone wandered around the community.As the boss of stray cats, Lame is very dissatisfied with Fatty, who is also a cat. In his opinion, even if he is not as powerful as the pear-blossom cats Ada and Aer, at least he has to be a little bit more like them. He looked like a fat little tiger cub, but the result directly exceeded his tolerance, it was really fat.

Under the command of the boss, some of the army will stop halfway, some will run back when they pass by Yan Mu’s house, and some will stop when they pass by the asbestos tile house, but at this time there are always new cats or dogs. !That is to say, other cats or dogs have a chance to rest, only the little tiger cub and Big Fatty don’t. Of course, Jingjing can also rest, but he still insists on running laps, as tired as a dead dog. !

When Yan Mu prepared the dog food and cat food and brought them out to greet everyone to eat, Jingjing panted and lay down on the ground hot and tired, as if she had gone to hell.The little tiger cub and the big fat tiger cub were also in the same state. The other cats and dogs were very calm, not sticking out their tongues or panting, not to mention how comfortable they were.

Touching Jingjing's dog's head sympathetically, Yan Mu said helplessly: "Jingjing has worked hard, drink more water and eat more."

Feeling that she had been truly praised, Jingjing immediately came back to life with full blood, and ran to line up to eat dog food.The lame man took five pear-blossom cats together, staring closely at the little tiger cub and Big Fatty, making sure that they could only eat Yan Mu's special food and not covet the cat food of other cats.

After eating and going to bed, Yan Mu prepared his pajamas and went to take a shower, when the little white cat suddenly appeared and startled him. "You want to take a bath with me? But cats can't take a bath frequently, so you wait for me outside." Yan Mu drove the little white cat out without mercy, and Yan Mu happily took a shower by himself.

Standing outside as stiff as a doll cat, the little white cat approached the door of the bathroom with stiff steps, trying to hear the movement inside!But I have already taken a bath together, admired the man's body that made the little white cat's blood spurt, and listened to the movement inside through a door, it was like scratching my boots, my heart was itching, it was not enjoyable at all!It's like he used to eat dirt to satisfy his hunger, and then suddenly one day he ate a whole meal, and now let him eat dirt, he couldn't swallow it!

From frugality to extravagance is easy, from extravagance to frugality is difficult!

Full of pornographic thoughts, the little white cat decided to kiss Yan Mu's photo.The little tiger cub and the big fat tiger cub dragged their tired bodies back after eating, and fell asleep already. Meng Ge also went back to the treasured land under the bed to enjoy the two-person world with the fat snake. There were only wallabies outside!

At this time, the little kangaroo is concentrating on watching TV. As a special cub, his knowledge is actually very limited. The human society on TV is very interesting, and there is even more exciting animal world!This is definitely Wallaby's favorite TV show, bar none!

"Meow." The little white cat secretly jumped onto the bed, found Yan Mu's photo and kissed it.

Yan Mu came out of the shower and saw that the little white cat had fallen asleep. He turned off the light lightly and fell asleep quickly.

Late at night is the world of the cubs. The little kangaroo is worried that his snacks will be won by the little tiger cubs tomorrow. When he sees Mr. Beibo Rabbit appearing, he immediately takes out all the snacks he has hidden and exchanges them for money!The little white cat still ignored them, ran to the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of yogurt, ate some canned apples, and ate a piece of dried fish.

He was busy going to work every day, and after get off work, he asked the big fat man to slip away to lose weight by himself. This kind of life lasted for two days, when Lu Yang finally found him, he looked even more haggard.Yan Mu vaguely saw that there were still wounds on his body, which seemed to be bitten out.

Lu Yang clutched his stomach, and said sadly: "Help me find a safe place where there is no one, preferably in the wild, so that no traces will be left, and I will not be discovered by...he already knows that I am pregnant... "