Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: Everyone should have heard of myths and legends, do you think they are true?For example, if a python crosses a river, it will...

Main Building: Hualong.My attitude is the same as that of Minister Yan. I think this is a fantasy and impossible.It's a pity that our company doesn't have a dragon, otherwise you can ask.

Floor 1: I don't know, but according to the company's internal records, we alien intelligent races should have other possibilities for development, but there are too few evidence-based materials.I'm leaning toward earth-native myths and legends becoming reality.

Floor 2: That is the legend of the earth, we are outsiders after all.However, it is useless to discuss these academic ideas, and it is important to do your job well.

Floor 3: Time will reveal the facts, and the facts will prove everything.The building opened by the host is not very interesting. It's better to guess whether Mr. Peng's nephew will secretly try to cross the river. The scene of them sneaking across the river abroad was quite joyful.

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Floor 8888: Joy 1, I hope someone can take a picture of it and post it on the Internet this time.

Floor 8889: I will not go again, thank you for your concern.I'm a little unhappy. This time, the jerky that Minister Yan gave me will not be sold to you. I want to keep it for myself.

Floor 8890: Forgive me upstairs, Er Kangshou!Jerky is important!

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"I don't know whether it will transform into a dragon or not. I only know that Peng Zhixin is no different from a snake spirit." The fat snake twisted its body, its inorganic eyes looked cold, but what it said was very joyful, they are all snakes , and are somewhat paranoid mentally.

Leaning his back against the tree trunk, standing upright with his front paws hugged together, Meng Ge said in a very stylish way: "If this is only Mr. Peng's interest, we have nothing to say. It's like someone likes to eat Durian, some people like to eat stinky tofu, while others don’t like both.”

"It's a good thing our family doesn't have so many customs." The alpaca cub pawed the tender grass with its hoof, chewing it carefully while saying, "It's just that humans give me the nickname 'Grass Mud Horse' and it's not cool, and they say I like it. Eating lying grass, in fact, that kind of grass is dry and small, I don't like it at all, this kind of fresh and juicy grass leaves are my favorite."

"Father asked me to play, and find a partner by the way." Shamat's pony cub also came over, flicked his hooves, hopped around on the spot and said lively, "You must hurry up to find a partner, otherwise all the good ones will be thrown away." Others picked it away. And my father was anxious to hug his grandson, hey..."

The little elephant rolled over the leaves with its trunk and ran over, and said disapprovingly: "I will find a partner in a few years. Both my father and father agree that I will be single for a few years. Enjoy the single life, otherwise there will be trouble in the future." It’s a different kind of life.”

What everyone said made sense and expressed their opinions.The little white cat pricked up its ears to listen to the movement over there, flicked its tail in disdain, and continued that I was in Yan Mu’s arms, and only he was with the person he liked now, and he even sent a hot love letter last night. Could not be more proud.

And the little white cat doesn't like to eat grass leaves, he is not even a vegetarian, if his body doesn't allow it, he would rather eat meat all at once.There is also fruit salad, which is also great. Thinking of this, the little white cat is a little greedy.

Peng Zhixin was silent for a moment, did not answer Yan Mu's words, he just stood up, wanting to try again.His indomitable spirit is really admirable, even if his body is covered with water, his elegant temperament will not be damaged, and then he was thrown into the water again by the waves...

The situation here has basically not changed. Yan Mu handed the folder to Yan Hui, asking him to record the results on his behalf, and was going to see the cubs.

A few of them are together, happily gnawing on the fresh tender grass, and the baby elephant uses its trunk to tear off the young leaves from the treetops, while the ponies and alpacas waiting below happily eat their usual enough without leaves.When Yan Mu passed by, they were dividing up the last tender branch on the ground. Because of their height, the alpaca cub had never eaten this kind of fresh and tender leaf, so it clung to it tightly with its mouth, and the pony refused to show weakness. , Still lying on the ground playing tricks.

"You..." Yan Mu knew that the cubs got along well, but he didn't expect the cubs to tear leaves for them.

Twisting its body and jumping down from Yan Mu's arms, the little white cat turned to look at Meng Ge who was standing against the root of the tree, "Meow... Meow..."

The cubs all quieted down and stood in front of Yan Mu in a row, as if they were being inspected.The twig was finally eaten by the pony. He wore a colorful mane and looked at Yan Mu with big eyes blinking.

"...Okay." Yan Mu touched their heads one by one, and told them, "Be careful when eating, don't eat the grass that is not sure, if you are like those wild boars, I can't save you." Yan Mu Mu is definitely not alarmist. Strictly speaking, the cubs are not local, so it is inevitable that some plants do not know them.

Everyone will have lunch here, most of them bring their own dry food, but Yan Mu also brought a pot.Boil hot water, cook simple vegetable porridge and broth, and everyone drinks a little, which is much better than dry food.There are also wild vegetables that humans can eat nearby. They are delicious. Yan Mu dug a lot and went out to eat them. He prepared to dry the rest and take them home to eat.

It was rare for the little white cat not to cling to Yan Mu, and ran into the woods by himself.He racked his brains to come up with that love letter. He originally thought that Yan Mu would definitely burst into a boy's heart when he saw it. Even if he didn't want to see Xu Fangyan right away, he still had to be moved by something. He was thinking of him all the time. Could have a hot kiss or something.That's right, in the little white cat's view of love and what he thought he was pursuing, the two of them should go to this extent!

If we look at the experience of the cubs in the company, usually the two sides look at each other and smell each other's tail roots, and maybe they may hit third base that day.However, considering that Yan Mu is a human being, Little White Cat feels that this process can be slowed down appropriately, but not too slowly, although it is only his one-sided love...

Hiding behind a bush and turning into a human, Xu Fangyan grabbed a handful of grass and wrapped it around his waist to cover the important parts. He felt that he looked very handsome like this! "How is it?" It's not enough to think you're handsome, you have to be handsome by others.

Standing beside the fat snake with his arms around him, Meng Ge nodded seriously, "Very handsome! It can be said that I came here for camping, and I happened to meet something..." The chance encounter is an eternal excuse, even though this is a sparsely populated forest.

"That's a good excuse. I'll give you a raise when I go back." Xu Fangyan nodded heavily, took out two wild fruits as if by magic, and then walked out in high spirits.

This is the second time we met in this way, Xu Fangyan decided not to confess his love this time, and sent Ye Guo to express his heart, and was going to chat with Yan Mu for a while.When the white cat is in the form of a cub, the two cannot speak the same language, which is the biggest shortcoming, but the cat has fur, which can cover the face and expression changes, which is an advantage.

Striding out, I saw Yan Mu who was holding a branch to help the cubs slap mosquitoes. He pursed his lips slightly, walked over with a sullen face, and stretched his arms like a zombie. Ye Guo handed it over, "Here you are!" The words seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, which was impolite, and Xu Fangyan felt uneasy. Yan Mu.

Yan Mu was a little startled by this person who appeared out of nowhere and had no clothes on, but after seeing the other person's appearance, he was not nervous.After all, in his heart, the other party is a little mentally abnormal, but he will not cause trouble to others, and he will only be happy with himself. Such a person can let him be happy without hindering others.

After receiving the wild fruit, he found that the other party did not intend to leave immediately. Yan Mu showed a gentle smile on his face, and said, "Why did you see it here by chance? Do you also have a job? But this wild fruit cannot be eaten, and it is harmful to the human body." Harmful."

Although the question was asked, Yan Mu did not expect the other party to answer it, just like the last time he suddenly appeared abroad to confess to himself, for those who are not mentally normal, it is necessary to be tolerant. If you don't pursue it, don't pursue it.Not all people live in the exact logic that one plus one equals two. For Yan Mu, as long as he lives well, no one hinders him, and there is no major change in the living environment, then there is no need to change .

Taking a step back, even if Yan Mu pursued it, he had to make sure that the other party could cooperate, after all, he might not be mentally normal.

"I'm camping here, let's meet again." Xu Fangyan said dryly, and then saw the fruit in Yan Mu's hand, and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I don't know if this can be eaten."

"It's okay, as long as no one eats it. I still have some jerky made by myself here, and I'll give you some." Yan Mu took out most of the jerky in the bag and gave it to the other party, smiling, "Your Is the camp far from here? There may be wild boars around here, so be careful."

"Well, that..." Xu Fangyan lowered his head in silence.

Looking at it from Yan Mu's angle, his side face is the most beautiful, with a straight nose bridge, especially long eyelashes, sword eyebrows slanted into the temples, a pointed chin, thin, and a protruding collarbone can be seen when looking down.This person is tall and tall, with a standard figure, just like a clothes rack, but he is covered with messy grass...

Fortunately, this side is in the blind spot of other people's vision, and others can't see this side, otherwise they will definitely be more shocked than surprised when they find a stranger who suddenly appears without clothes on.Yan Mu is a little thankful that there are only baby elephant cubs and the strange-looking Shamat horse here, and everyone else is normal. He feels that his style is too different from this maverick horse, and he has always stayed away from him, but even so However, Yan Mu still signaled the other party to hide behind the bushes with him, trying not to be seen by others.

Yan Mu was wearing short boots, his calves were very thin, his thighs were not too thick, and his pants were a little tight, just outlining a seductive arc. Xu Fangyan looked a little bit dry, his mind was at war between heaven and man.