Cub Recruitment Office
Chapter 76
Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:
Subject: [Help] I want to help someone I like apply for an ID card, I don't know if it is possible, his situation is a bit special...
Main Building: Like the title, he is a snake. I can help with the paw print problem, and I will take full responsibility for him in the future. I don’t know if this will work.
Floor 1: It’s not that I attacked the landlord. It’s not that no one proposed such a method back then, but it didn’t work out in the end.Since you can love each other, I am afraid that identity is not important to you?Why bother, if it is discovered by humans, your partner may have unnecessary troubles.
Floor 2: I seem to know who the landlord is. In fact, you don’t need to do this. As long as you live in Minister Yan’s house all the time, this is a better protection than an ID card.
Floor 3: So it was him!envy!Hurry up and pass over the snacks that Minister Yan gave you!Otherwise, I will report you to miss work for a long time!
……
Floor 888384: Thank you for your support. My snacks are all at Mr. Beibo Rabbit. If you want, you can go to him. ps: I have talked with the CEO, there may be a turning point in the matter of the ID card in the future, all in all, wait patiently.
**
In fact, there is another purpose for posting this post, that is, the poster wants to show his affection!People in the company show affection in various ways every day, and the host wants to show it too, but he has been living in the home of the amateur minister, with the domineering president Xiaobai Mao, so he can't show it openly!If the poster really shows off blatantly, and is seen by the still single CEO who is still chasing the person he likes, he will definitely be retaliated against!
That's right, that's how jealous the CEO is!
"That's why I posted this post on purpose, but everyone didn't seem to notice it." Meng Ge lay on the soft cushion with his paws around the fat snake, and said, "We have passed the Ming road , I will make up a wedding when I have a chance in the future, what do you think?"
Fat Snake twisted his body, and his inorganic vertical pupils seemed to have changed. He has been living in Yan Mu's house for a while, and he knows everything he should know. Peng Zhiyu has to admit that he was indeed captured by Lu Wei Lied, trying to fight against humans.Although it was aggrieved to stay in this small house all the time, it was full of life, and every corner was decorated with warmth. Even if he didn't want to admit it, he had to say that it was really nice and he liked it.
The atmosphere was just right, and the two pure ones leaned together and fell asleep.
But on the bed, the little white cat sneaked under the quilt, lay down in front of a tablet that was not available on the market, and stared at the screen intently.
Subject: [Help] It's time to give gifts again, I would like to ask everyone what to give...
Main building: If the reply has content and is accepted by me, there will be additional benefits.
Floor 1: The CEO is mighty, he has no love experience, so he can only watch from the front row!
Floor 2: It is said that my father was the strongest in the whole group back then, with beautiful fur and elegant temperament, but even so, he still defeated other love rivals to catch up with his father.
Floor 3: It’s better for our group. Generally, there are only one or two males. Everyone can take turns to use them during the estrus period.But the disadvantage is that the big lion is too sentimental, and he wants to date someone when he sees someone he likes.
……
Floor 888: Mourn 10086 for the big lion that was hanged out, the whole company knows your virtue... 23333333333
**
Yan Mu woke up the next day and didn't see the little white cat, thinking he had gone back by himself and didn't care.Today is Friday. If you are not busy, you can leave work two hours earlier. The company is still very humane in this regard.
Asking Yan Hui to go home with the big wolf who came to pick him up, Yan Mu instructed: "If you meet a small vendor selling cantaloupe and green melons in the community, buy some. If you don't meet them, forget it. There is also the asbestos tile building. The house should be unoccupied right now, so you take Queweier to clean it up, maybe it will come in handy.” Ever since Lu Yang’s incident was exposed, the abrupt asbestos-tile house in the community has been left there and no one cares about it. Yan Mu took the time to look at it a few times and was about to get it.
With the big wolf guards, Yan Mu didn't worry about Yan Hui, he took the bus to the riverside community by himself, and was going to talk to the rainbow lorikeet.
Compared with other places, the villa area is different, at least it has more greenery and looks more beautiful, not to mention that some people plant a lot of flowers in their gardens, and some people plant climbing vines, and the entire wall is covered Covered in green, it looks so beautiful, Yan Mu couldn't help taking out his phone to take a few photos.
Arriving at a familiar place, Yan Mu waited for a while and didn't see the parrot coming out. Seeing that it was getting dark, if he delayed, he might not be able to catch the bus back. Yan Mu thought for a while and found the villa along the road he had walked before. The small door, I stood outside and looked at it, but found nothing suspicious, opened it tentatively, and slipped in quietly.Fortunately, I saw how the parrot opened the door before, otherwise Yan Mu might not be able to study this small door for a day.
Watching TV dramas or novels, like this kind of situation where you break into other people's homes over and over again and still get through unimpeded, either the screenwriter is a fool, or the author has a brain hole, Yan Mu is a little lost in thought, but who made the world he is in now is the reality Woolen cloth.Novels come from life, and Yan Mu's life is sometimes very exciting.
Approaching the kitchen door, Yan Mu was about to open the door when he heard a voice approaching, and he quickly backed away to hide.
"I've searched all the places, but nothing." Someone said, "It's just a small bottle, just find a place to hide it. It's so big here, where should we find it?"
"That was developed by Mr. You haven't had a chance yet."
"Hey, you don't have any. But if we can find it this time, we can deduct a little bit."
"Okay, hurry up and report to the boss. If you can't find it, you should withdraw. When the people here come back, we will definitely not find it."
The voice got farther and farther away, but Yan Mu couldn't go in anymore. Judging from their conversation, there should be other people inside. If someone knows that there is a trail here and comes to check, Yan Mu will be exposed.After standing there for a while and making sure that the parrot was not there, Yan Mu turned around and walked away quietly.
He doesn't have the ability to be a hero in a novel or something, so he just acts as an ordinary person and does what he should do.Then when he came out of the villa and left the community, Yan Mu met a small vendor selling cucumbers, and he resolutely paid for five catties.
It smells delicious, it is round, there are flesh and seeds in it, and it can be eaten, but it is not easy to digest. Yan Mu doesn't know what the scientific name is, and he always calls it cucumber cucumber.When it happened to be buying cucumbers, a group of people came out of the villa in a mighty manner, drove various cars, and passed by Yan Mu.
Anyone who saw the face was a stranger, Yan Mu wondered if there was that Lu Qing in this group of people.After those people left, he checked the time, went back to the villa again, quietly entered the room where the parrot rested and opened his small bed.The medicine bottle hidden inside was gone, and there were traces of rummaging around. Yan Mu carefully restored the lounge to its original state, and left quietly.
I thought that what the group of people were looking for was the pill that the parrot hid, but now that the pill is gone, they said they didn't find it. So was the pill taken away before they came, or was it not the pill at all that they were looking for?The doctor at the pet hospital is still researching. Yan Mu called and asked, and said that the ingredients in the pill were very complicated, but the preliminary analysis concluded that the pill contained some body fragments of rare animals. As for the specific parts, The doctor didn't say.
Knowing so much made Yan Mu even more curious, but fortunately he still had enough patience.
On the way back, I turned to the pet hospital. This time it was not because of Yan Mu's personal affairs, but because someone was looking for him.Without mentioning the fat leopard's weight loss, the pet doctor directly recommended Yan Mu for help.
"That tiger performed very well, but he was purely wild before this, and he was very wild, and a breeder was bitten." The person from the zoo looked at Yan Mu apologetically, "Thank you for your help last time , this time I still want to ask you to help look at that tiger..."
After listening for a while, Yan Mu nodded in embarrassment.It turns out that tigers are the same as pet dogs and cats. Sometimes they will go for B-ultrasound to check the babies in their stomachs. Other tigers are raised by the zoo itself, and they are very close to the breeders and will cooperate, but this tiger is obviously not Then be obedient.
Leaving the pet hospital, the cucumber in Yan Mu's hand was nearly half gone. There is no way, the doctor also likes to eat this, and the mop who has lived in the hospital for a long time also likes to eat it.
Back home, Yan Mu talked about the zoo in a playful way, "I didn't expect that with the advancement of the times, animals can also have B-ultrasound. I heard from the doctor that there is also a big fat cat that is too fat. It's bulging as if it's pregnant, and its owner has brought it here twice for inspection, and each time it's thought that the big fat cat is pregnant with a kitten..."
"Pfft, that's too fat." Yan Hui pursed his lips and smiled, then quickly touched his stomach and said, "Fortunately, I didn't continue to gain weight."
His eyes stayed on Yan Hui's lower abdomen for a moment and then he moved away as if nothing had happened. Yan Mu picked up the little white cat and rubbed it for a while, then changed the subject and said, "Ah Bai can eat so much, why doesn't he lose weight? His body hasn't changed at all, and he hasn't grown any more." Big."
Originally proudly tilting its head up, when it heard the last sentence, the little white cat stretched out its paw pads to pull away Yan Mu's hand, ran to the sofa to nest, and hid its head, not as knowledgeable as Yan Mu.
"Haha, I'm shy." Yan Mu stopped teasing the little white cat, and opened the balcony window to let in the parrot cubs and another bird who were waiting outside. They were going to come back to sleep at night.After greeting the cats and dogs outside, Yan Mu announced that he was going to sleep.
In the dead of night, Mr. Qi would try his best to get close to Mr. Parrot, hoping that his attitude would soften.During the daytime, Mr. Qi was still rolling around with Yan Mu, and got a fluffy hat with wolf ears, which was so small that he could wear it on his head.
Perhaps because of the wolf ear hat, Mr. Parrot's attitude finally changed slightly, which made Mr. Qi ecstatic.
Subject: [Help] I want to help someone I like apply for an ID card, I don't know if it is possible, his situation is a bit special...
Main Building: Like the title, he is a snake. I can help with the paw print problem, and I will take full responsibility for him in the future. I don’t know if this will work.
Floor 1: It’s not that I attacked the landlord. It’s not that no one proposed such a method back then, but it didn’t work out in the end.Since you can love each other, I am afraid that identity is not important to you?Why bother, if it is discovered by humans, your partner may have unnecessary troubles.
Floor 2: I seem to know who the landlord is. In fact, you don’t need to do this. As long as you live in Minister Yan’s house all the time, this is a better protection than an ID card.
Floor 3: So it was him!envy!Hurry up and pass over the snacks that Minister Yan gave you!Otherwise, I will report you to miss work for a long time!
……
Floor 888384: Thank you for your support. My snacks are all at Mr. Beibo Rabbit. If you want, you can go to him. ps: I have talked with the CEO, there may be a turning point in the matter of the ID card in the future, all in all, wait patiently.
**
In fact, there is another purpose for posting this post, that is, the poster wants to show his affection!People in the company show affection in various ways every day, and the host wants to show it too, but he has been living in the home of the amateur minister, with the domineering president Xiaobai Mao, so he can't show it openly!If the poster really shows off blatantly, and is seen by the still single CEO who is still chasing the person he likes, he will definitely be retaliated against!
That's right, that's how jealous the CEO is!
"That's why I posted this post on purpose, but everyone didn't seem to notice it." Meng Ge lay on the soft cushion with his paws around the fat snake, and said, "We have passed the Ming road , I will make up a wedding when I have a chance in the future, what do you think?"
Fat Snake twisted his body, and his inorganic vertical pupils seemed to have changed. He has been living in Yan Mu's house for a while, and he knows everything he should know. Peng Zhiyu has to admit that he was indeed captured by Lu Wei Lied, trying to fight against humans.Although it was aggrieved to stay in this small house all the time, it was full of life, and every corner was decorated with warmth. Even if he didn't want to admit it, he had to say that it was really nice and he liked it.
The atmosphere was just right, and the two pure ones leaned together and fell asleep.
But on the bed, the little white cat sneaked under the quilt, lay down in front of a tablet that was not available on the market, and stared at the screen intently.
Subject: [Help] It's time to give gifts again, I would like to ask everyone what to give...
Main building: If the reply has content and is accepted by me, there will be additional benefits.
Floor 1: The CEO is mighty, he has no love experience, so he can only watch from the front row!
Floor 2: It is said that my father was the strongest in the whole group back then, with beautiful fur and elegant temperament, but even so, he still defeated other love rivals to catch up with his father.
Floor 3: It’s better for our group. Generally, there are only one or two males. Everyone can take turns to use them during the estrus period.But the disadvantage is that the big lion is too sentimental, and he wants to date someone when he sees someone he likes.
……
Floor 888: Mourn 10086 for the big lion that was hanged out, the whole company knows your virtue... 23333333333
**
Yan Mu woke up the next day and didn't see the little white cat, thinking he had gone back by himself and didn't care.Today is Friday. If you are not busy, you can leave work two hours earlier. The company is still very humane in this regard.
Asking Yan Hui to go home with the big wolf who came to pick him up, Yan Mu instructed: "If you meet a small vendor selling cantaloupe and green melons in the community, buy some. If you don't meet them, forget it. There is also the asbestos tile building. The house should be unoccupied right now, so you take Queweier to clean it up, maybe it will come in handy.” Ever since Lu Yang’s incident was exposed, the abrupt asbestos-tile house in the community has been left there and no one cares about it. Yan Mu took the time to look at it a few times and was about to get it.
With the big wolf guards, Yan Mu didn't worry about Yan Hui, he took the bus to the riverside community by himself, and was going to talk to the rainbow lorikeet.
Compared with other places, the villa area is different, at least it has more greenery and looks more beautiful, not to mention that some people plant a lot of flowers in their gardens, and some people plant climbing vines, and the entire wall is covered Covered in green, it looks so beautiful, Yan Mu couldn't help taking out his phone to take a few photos.
Arriving at a familiar place, Yan Mu waited for a while and didn't see the parrot coming out. Seeing that it was getting dark, if he delayed, he might not be able to catch the bus back. Yan Mu thought for a while and found the villa along the road he had walked before. The small door, I stood outside and looked at it, but found nothing suspicious, opened it tentatively, and slipped in quietly.Fortunately, I saw how the parrot opened the door before, otherwise Yan Mu might not be able to study this small door for a day.
Watching TV dramas or novels, like this kind of situation where you break into other people's homes over and over again and still get through unimpeded, either the screenwriter is a fool, or the author has a brain hole, Yan Mu is a little lost in thought, but who made the world he is in now is the reality Woolen cloth.Novels come from life, and Yan Mu's life is sometimes very exciting.
Approaching the kitchen door, Yan Mu was about to open the door when he heard a voice approaching, and he quickly backed away to hide.
"I've searched all the places, but nothing." Someone said, "It's just a small bottle, just find a place to hide it. It's so big here, where should we find it?"
"That was developed by Mr. You haven't had a chance yet."
"Hey, you don't have any. But if we can find it this time, we can deduct a little bit."
"Okay, hurry up and report to the boss. If you can't find it, you should withdraw. When the people here come back, we will definitely not find it."
The voice got farther and farther away, but Yan Mu couldn't go in anymore. Judging from their conversation, there should be other people inside. If someone knows that there is a trail here and comes to check, Yan Mu will be exposed.After standing there for a while and making sure that the parrot was not there, Yan Mu turned around and walked away quietly.
He doesn't have the ability to be a hero in a novel or something, so he just acts as an ordinary person and does what he should do.Then when he came out of the villa and left the community, Yan Mu met a small vendor selling cucumbers, and he resolutely paid for five catties.
It smells delicious, it is round, there are flesh and seeds in it, and it can be eaten, but it is not easy to digest. Yan Mu doesn't know what the scientific name is, and he always calls it cucumber cucumber.When it happened to be buying cucumbers, a group of people came out of the villa in a mighty manner, drove various cars, and passed by Yan Mu.
Anyone who saw the face was a stranger, Yan Mu wondered if there was that Lu Qing in this group of people.After those people left, he checked the time, went back to the villa again, quietly entered the room where the parrot rested and opened his small bed.The medicine bottle hidden inside was gone, and there were traces of rummaging around. Yan Mu carefully restored the lounge to its original state, and left quietly.
I thought that what the group of people were looking for was the pill that the parrot hid, but now that the pill is gone, they said they didn't find it. So was the pill taken away before they came, or was it not the pill at all that they were looking for?The doctor at the pet hospital is still researching. Yan Mu called and asked, and said that the ingredients in the pill were very complicated, but the preliminary analysis concluded that the pill contained some body fragments of rare animals. As for the specific parts, The doctor didn't say.
Knowing so much made Yan Mu even more curious, but fortunately he still had enough patience.
On the way back, I turned to the pet hospital. This time it was not because of Yan Mu's personal affairs, but because someone was looking for him.Without mentioning the fat leopard's weight loss, the pet doctor directly recommended Yan Mu for help.
"That tiger performed very well, but he was purely wild before this, and he was very wild, and a breeder was bitten." The person from the zoo looked at Yan Mu apologetically, "Thank you for your help last time , this time I still want to ask you to help look at that tiger..."
After listening for a while, Yan Mu nodded in embarrassment.It turns out that tigers are the same as pet dogs and cats. Sometimes they will go for B-ultrasound to check the babies in their stomachs. Other tigers are raised by the zoo itself, and they are very close to the breeders and will cooperate, but this tiger is obviously not Then be obedient.
Leaving the pet hospital, the cucumber in Yan Mu's hand was nearly half gone. There is no way, the doctor also likes to eat this, and the mop who has lived in the hospital for a long time also likes to eat it.
Back home, Yan Mu talked about the zoo in a playful way, "I didn't expect that with the advancement of the times, animals can also have B-ultrasound. I heard from the doctor that there is also a big fat cat that is too fat. It's bulging as if it's pregnant, and its owner has brought it here twice for inspection, and each time it's thought that the big fat cat is pregnant with a kitten..."
"Pfft, that's too fat." Yan Hui pursed his lips and smiled, then quickly touched his stomach and said, "Fortunately, I didn't continue to gain weight."
His eyes stayed on Yan Hui's lower abdomen for a moment and then he moved away as if nothing had happened. Yan Mu picked up the little white cat and rubbed it for a while, then changed the subject and said, "Ah Bai can eat so much, why doesn't he lose weight? His body hasn't changed at all, and he hasn't grown any more." Big."
Originally proudly tilting its head up, when it heard the last sentence, the little white cat stretched out its paw pads to pull away Yan Mu's hand, ran to the sofa to nest, and hid its head, not as knowledgeable as Yan Mu.
"Haha, I'm shy." Yan Mu stopped teasing the little white cat, and opened the balcony window to let in the parrot cubs and another bird who were waiting outside. They were going to come back to sleep at night.After greeting the cats and dogs outside, Yan Mu announced that he was going to sleep.
In the dead of night, Mr. Qi would try his best to get close to Mr. Parrot, hoping that his attitude would soften.During the daytime, Mr. Qi was still rolling around with Yan Mu, and got a fluffy hat with wolf ears, which was so small that he could wear it on his head.
Perhaps because of the wolf ear hat, Mr. Parrot's attitude finally changed slightly, which made Mr. Qi ecstatic.
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