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Subject: I want to complain!Complain to Mr. President, he is too deceitful! ! !

Main building: I finally went to the amateur department yesterday. There were so many delicious foods that I couldn’t stop. I even secretly hid the jerky to give to the bird I like, but the other party didn’t show that he liked me.Later, I turned into a human form according to my father's suggestion, hoping to impress him with my handsome appearance, but in the end...

The CEO suddenly appeared and killed me instantly. Although that bird has a good impression of me now, he didn't immediately agree to be with me.

This is simply a history of blood and tears. The poster is a bit incoherent. I hope everyone understands.

Floor 1: This post does not comply with the rules, so it will be moved to the gossip forum. [link address]

2nd Floor: Touch the landlord, the CEO may not have done it on purpose, he is very nice, your father and father are still connected by him.

3rd Floor: Am I the only one who is jealous of the original poster? I started chasing after a long time after I was born, singles don’t accept it!

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Building 4444388: I didn't expect that there are quite a lot of single dogs in the company, but I want to remind the host that the parrot is the adopted son of the Qinglang family, and his aesthetic outlook is probably similar to that of Qinglang.

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Xu Fangyan ran out for a while out of sheer displeasure, and then, regardless of the reaction of the two birds, he turned back into a little white cat and went back to sleep on the bed.

Mr. Qi and the parrot stared wide-eyed for a while, and the parrot moved its position again, thinking it was still the most comfortable, and he was going to sleep.As for Mr. Qi's courtship behavior and the birds' suspected courtship intentions, the parrot cub actually doesn't know much about it. He has rarely been in contact with birds since he was a child, and he is surrounded by fluffy green wolves.

Mr. Qi, who had no idea that the direction of his efforts was a bit wrong, had no choice but to turn back into a fluffy cub, and then carefully leaned against Mr. Parrot.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu got up and touched the place where the little white cat was lying, feeling a little strange.I don't know if it was his illusion, the other half of the bed seemed to have been slept by him, but the little white cat was lying on it sprawled, and he couldn't imagine himself rolling over.

"Brother Yan, do you want to put these two birds outside?" Yan Hui asked Yan Mu while running to the kitchen to cook porridge, wearing an apron.

During the day, although there are dangers outside, cats and dogs rarely sleep, so they should be able to take care of these two birds.Yan Mu nodded, "Take it out to work later, please take care of the cripple."

There is also a little leopard outside who is losing weight, and it has been very effective in just a few days. Although he still looks like a big fat cat, his body is much more flexible.The little leopard seemed to realize that this was good for him, and no longer rejected weight loss. He was still very excited to see Yan Mu, so he ran over and rubbed his trouser legs before leaving.

Seeing that the fat leopard had lost weight, Yan Mu was also very happy. He went to the pet hospital at noon to tell the doctor about the situation of the fat leopard. Give him the pill found in the parrot's lounge. "Look what this is, I found it by accident." Yan Mu was in a hurry to go back to work, so he didn't say much.

Every day in the company is the same job, many people get bored after working for a month or two, but neither Yan Mu nor Yan Hui, they like this kind of regular working atmosphere, if it is like this every day, it can be predicted and planned The future, and nothing big will happen, would be great.To put it bluntly, Yan Mu is a bit obsessive-compulsive. He likes to have a planned and stable life. It is best not to change suddenly, otherwise he will feel very panic.

He is probably the kind of person who is most suitable to be a small employee, and Yan Mu himself sometimes thinks so.But his career is different from other ordinary employees, because he has many cats and dogs at home, and occasionally picks up cubs that ordinary people can't see. Although their appearance and disappearance are very mysterious, this is not the case. It should not prevent Yan Mu from enjoying the process of taking care of them.

Only when you give sincerely will you be rewarded. The reason why Yan Mu's reputation is so good is precisely because of this reason.

"So a tiger in the zoo is going to have a baby. I'm really excited now. I want you to go over and help find a solution." Yan Mu's boss found him and said earnestly, "Don't worry, the company will cooperate with you and follow the instructions. For normal business trips, leave your job to Yan Hui. Isn’t he already able to take care of himself? Yan Mu, this is an opportunity to deal with the zoo. As you know, the government is behind the zoo. It is also good for our company, you are our company's great hero!"

Even though he said so, the boss was actually complaining in his heart. These words were asked by the company's senior management. If he wanted to express himself, he must feel that the snakes in the zoo are mentally ill. They are the professional breeders. Yan Mu An amateur at best.Tigers are ferocious beasts. Even if some wildness is eliminated in zoos, they are still very dangerous.

However, in order to complete the task assigned by the company's top management, the boss did not complain, but just patted Yan Mu's shoulder heavily.

"Let me go and have a look." Yan Mu also knows that tigers are dangerous, but he has taken care of cubs before, so he should have some experience.If he didn't go, he would definitely feel bad if something happened to the tiger.

Carrying his bag, Yan Mu found two more cubs inside, the little white cat and the little tiger cub, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, leaning together and looking up.After scratching their chins respectively, Yan Mu felt a lot more relaxed.After boarding the car sent by the zoo, Yan Mu joked with the driver, "Is that sika deer cub okay?"

"Well, he has grown up a lot now, and many people like to take photos with him." The driver is chatty, "Hey, didn't the cub get out of the car to look for you before? Someone posted the video on the Internet, you and the sika deer The cubs are all popular, but people can't find you, they can only look for the sika deer cub, and now he is also an Internet celebrity. Fans come to the zoo every day, thank you, young man."

"Where's the little bear?" Yan Mu thought for a while and asked again.

"Sometimes I come to the zoo, come and go without a trace, and like to eat the food we provide for other cubs. Everyone has seen it a lot, and they are not surprised." The driver is obviously used to it.

At first, seeing such a strange cub suddenly made me nervous. After all, there is still a difference between the wild ones and the ones raised in the zoo. In case of a fight, they are so strong that the zoo can only help from the side.At that time, Yan Mu was asked to send the little bear away, and everyone was relieved. Later, when the little bear cub appeared again, everyone was still nervous, but seeing that he got along well with other big bears and little bears, they were relieved.

It's that fast from startled to calm.

Talking about interesting things in the zoo along the way, Yan Mu relaxed a lot. He carried his bag and followed the staff into a room.From the open window, you can see a tiger about to give birth inside. He walks around very anxiously, occasionally roaring, and looks very bad mood.

"There were tiger cubs in the past, but they didn't have this kind of reaction." The staff explained that he didn't give up hope, and Yan Mu was invited to the doctor because he was in a hurry. "Please take a look, he has already I haven't eaten for a day, and I don't know why. We can't use anesthesia needles unless it is absolutely necessary, as it will affect the cubs."

"The experts are already on their way, and they will arrive at noon." Another staff member said reassuringly, "It's okay if you don't see it." Cub, it's all shit luck.There are also all kinds of breeders, and some of them just like to attract cubs. That kind of talent is innate.

Looking through the window, I really can't see anything. From Yan Mu's point of view, the tiger's health is fine, maybe it's an emotional problem?

"I want to go in and have a look." Yan Mu turned his head and said.

The others looked at him in surprise and forgot to respond for a moment.Ordinary people see this kind of beast, even if they get close to the cage, they have to hide far away, let alone go in.Even zoo keepers are not sure about getting close to them unless they are trained to perform.

The little tiger cub in the bag stirred up, and the little white cat secretly poked Yan Mu with its paw through the bag, as if to express its support.Yan Mu also felt that his idea was a bit absurd, but he had experienced many things, so he intuitively believed that such a method was feasible, because the little tiger cub also expressed his support.It is not easy to tell others about the miraculous things I have experienced, so Yan Mu can only stick to his own opinion.

"Well, the expert will come soon, let him have a look before making a decision." Everyone still prefers the expert.

"Okay." Yan Mu had no objection.

After waiting for almost two hours, the experts invited by the zoo arrived late. It is said that there was a traffic jam on the road, but Yan Mu felt that the other party's departure time was too late, otherwise it would not have taken that long to get out of the city.

Everyone surrounded the expert and approached the room, opened the window, and he leaned over to look at it alone, and said decisively: "It should be prenatal depression. I will prescribe some auxiliary drugs for emotional relief, and he will be fine when he is in labor."

Hearing this, whether it was Yan Mu, the breeder, or the senior management of the zoo, they all thought that this expert should be a brick expert.Tigers do have emotions, and may indeed be depressed, but the premise of that is that the tiger has lived with humans for a period of time and has lost its wildness.

"Tigers have not been domesticated successfully." Someone retorted in a low voice, "They still have a lot of wildness. This tiger was injured outside and we brought it back. He was already pregnant at that time." If a wild tiger If he is also depressed, then he will never live to be so old. The tiger in the wild is the real king of the jungle!

Hearing this explanation, the expert was also a little embarrassed, but he couldn't say more.After all, he has a specialization in art, and he studies animal psychology. Although he has won awards for his published papers, he has zero practical experience. This time, he thought it was just a simple problem, so he deliberately took over this job to gain fame...