Cub Recruitment Office

Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office Comment Book Forum:

Subject: There are too many overlord clauses in the agreement signed between human beings and aliens, and they are illogical. I would like to file an appeal to amend it. What do you think?

Main Building: Like the title, why do we have to obey the rules obediently if we have a registered permanent residence, we can’t even deal with our own kind, and we haven’t seen humans on Earth take action?

Floor 1: The landlord is careful to say that human social relations are intricate and responsible, and some human beings want to protect those black households for their own rights, and we have nothing to do.The agreement will not change, we can only do some things within the scope of our responsibilities.

Floor 2: Everything is for the sake of the harmonious environment of the earth, and those terms have been discussed and settled by the ancestors countless times.Don't be impatient, please tell me what happened to make you so excited?

Floor 3: I seem to have guessed it. If it's about Lu Yang, the host doesn't have to worry. They have a rainbow lorikeet native to the earth. It's their pig teammate and our good helper.

Floor 4: What's more, there is the president here, so we don't need to worry.

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88887: There is the ID number of Mr. President. ps: I hope that Minister Yan will become one of our own as soon as possible, and then he can represent us to fight against the earth's native humans, animals and alien black households.

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Lu Yang didn't speak. The information he revealed to Yan Mu in the afternoon had already broken the rules. If he said anything else, he would definitely be beaten to death.Not only could he not say it himself, he even winked at the parrot to tell him not to say it.But parrots can only understand the expressions on the faces of birds, and the expressions on human faces are the same to him. He is face-blind and can't read at all.

"You are so stupid. Didn't I say that he is a gray bird? The peacock is not here." The parrot circled in mid-air, finally landed on Yan Mu's shoulder, and accused, "You are still the same as me." , why are you so stupid."

Lu Yang was about to vomit blood, this parrot was so stupid, it was so stupid that it could not be cured!But he can talk again, and he is a little smart, but he just can't turn into a human. He lives a human life as a parrot native to the earth, and he is still living a prosperous life. For Lu Yang, it is simply terrible.

Ignoring Lu Yang, Yan Mu touched the parrot's bright feathers, found a small packet of sunflower seeds from his bag and gave it to him.While the parrot was happily squatting on the ceiling and eating sunflower seeds, Yan Mu looked around, but found no useful information, so he had to go back to Lu Yang. "I already know so much. I will find out what you are hiding sooner or later. Why don't you tell me now?"

Out of breath, Lu Yang clenched his teeth. He was worried that he would vomit blood when he opened his mouth. This was not aimed at Yan Mu, but because of the parrot's anger.Although in the afternoon he wanted Yan Mu to investigate Lu Wei and be involved in this matter, he had already been beaten up by Lu Wei, and now he dared not have such thoughts, so he could only turn his face away and ignore Yan Mu. animal husbandry.

"Ah, the peacock is back, come with me quickly, and I'll take you away." The parrot flew out with flapping wings, and led Yan Mu out from the small gate of the villa, specifically walking through the dense flower beds and grass, if it wasn't for the parrot If you know the way, most people will definitely get lost when they enter.

When he was approaching the entrance of the villa, Yan Mu saw someone coming in with a car. He could see the inside through the open window. It was a very beautiful person. He was so beautiful that he immediately guessed that the other person should be from the mouth of a parrot. Peacock!

Leaving the villa, the parrot said happily: "Hey, I do this often, and the peacock never found it."

Well, except that the IQ is a bit low compared to normal people, this parrot should be considered smart among its kind.Yan Mu took out the remaining two packs of sunflower seeds in the bag and gave them to him, and watched him fly back to the villa before turning and leaving.

Not long after walking, the little white cat and the little golden jackal appeared one after the other, and the other cats and dogs also showed their heads. Seeing that Yan Mu was fine, they shrank back.There is still a distance from the garden community, but fortunately there is a direct bus, Yan Mu takes the bus with the little white cat in his arms, and the little golden jackal likes to run by himself.

Back home, Yan Hui had already prepared dinner, as well as dog and cat food.But everyone was not in a hurry to eat because there were guests.

"I heard that Castro is very smart and loyal, but he is also very exclusive, so I want to bring him to your house for a few days to get in touch with other dogs." Du Lihua obviously did a lot of homework during this time, not only The puppies are healthy and healthy, and they know the characteristics of Castro very well.

If you want Castro to integrate into human society, you must let him get used to this kind of life from an early age, otherwise he may only be loyal to his master, thus hurting other humans he thinks are not good for his master.Yan Mu's family doesn't have many other things, but the dogs are the most. If he wants Castro to understand how to live in human society, it will definitely be effective for Queweier to take care of him for a few days.

The Castro was lying at Du Lihua's feet, looking around warily, but when Yan Mu approached, he hesitated and did not resist, probably because he still had the memory of being rescued by Yan Mu before. "What's the name?" Yan Mu touched the puppy's head, and led him to the door.

"It's called Dukaka." Du Lihua followed outside, seeing that Dukaka got along well with Queweier, he left in peace.

Yan Mu held the cat and dog bowls, and called Queweier and Lameer to bring everyone to eat.Then I saw a slender, nimble fold-eared cat following behind the lame boy, ran to the cat bowl to have a look, then picked up a fried small yellow croaker and ate it slowly.This fold-eared cat is very cute, like a cat with an owner. At first, Yan Mu thought that he sneaked into his house to eat cat food. After seeing the attitude of the cripple towards him, he suddenly remembered something.

"Is this the big fat cat?" Yan Mu still remembered carrying the cat back from the pet hospital, his arms were so tired.At that time, the big fat cat would drag its belly to the ground when it stood up. It was as round as a big ball, and its movements were not flexible at all. The pear-blossom cat Ada who rushed out scratched his paw...

He yelled at Yan Mu, and the lame man finished eating the fried fish and some finished cat food, then he yelled at the fold-eared cat and left by himself.The other cats didn't care about the folded-eared cat either. He looked around, and finally stood awkwardly in front of Yan Mu.

It is certain that this is the big fat cat that was too fat before. Yan Mu picked it up and touched it curiously. The fur is a little loose because of the rapid weight loss, but it looks very healthy.I don't know if he suffered with the cripple. Although he was not injured, his fur was very dirty. Yan Mu took him back to help him take a bath, dry his hair, and then began to eat.

After eating, he treated it as a walk to digest food, and Yan Mu sent the fold-eared cat to the pet hospital.

"Uh, do you know that your tabby has created a miracle." The doctor looked at the fold-eared cat who had regained its slender figure with emotion, "The reward will be paid directly to your card, and the zoo asked me to discuss it yesterday, let's see if it can be done." Can't prepare medicine to help a fat leopard lose weight, or should I send him to your house?"

"Is a leopard different from a cat?" Yan Mu hesitated, although he had taken care of lion cubs, tiger cubs and other ferocious beasts.

"That's the deal. That leopard is miserable. The breeder who rationed him is a novice. For some reason, he is getting fatter and fatter, his appetite is getting bigger and bigger, and now he will lose his temper if he doesn't eat it. " said the doctor, found out the phone book and prepared to make a call, "But if he gets fatter, I'm afraid he'll lose his life."

When the call was made, the zoo was very excited and said that it would be delivered that night.It was only now that Yan Mu understood the position of the pet doctor in the zoo, but after thinking about it, this person can handle all pet diseases by himself, and is also responsible for the vaccines in the zoo, so he is naturally capable.However, Yan Mu's identity was still hidden from the zoo, and he did not show up. He waited for everyone to leave before coming out with the little leopard.

This little leopard was as big as a forearm plus a palm, and was fatter than the previous fold-eared cat, with a big round lump.Feeding animals too fat will definitely harm them. A high fat ratio will cause other high blood lipids, blood pressure, etc., and it will also affect their normal life. If it is in nature, it will definitely be eliminated in minutes.

Back home, Yan Mu put the little leopard on the ground, and he lay lazily on his stomach without moving.

"So fat." Yan Hui was taken aback when he saw it. When he leaned over to look at it, the little leopard stretched out its paws and tried to grab him, but he was too fat, and his movements were not flexible at all. Yan Hui could catch him in one go. Chubby legs.

"Meow." Contemptuously walked in front of the little leopard, the little white cat stretched proudly, then jumped back on the bed and lay down on it to watch.

The little leopard was probably stimulated and screamed, but he still didn't get up, because his body was too heavy, and if he stood up, he would fall down and hurt his spine.

Yan Mu already had experience this time. He took the little leopard to the bathroom, dyed his fur, pretended to be a bigger cat, and sent it outside for the lame to take with him. I believe that this guy will lose weight after a while.

In the middle of the night, the little white cat woke up irritable, ran to the bottom of the bed, grabbed Meng Ge out, and meowed a few times. "That little leopard has the breath of our side."

"But he is an ordinary earth-native leopard." Meng Ge was silent for a while, then turned around and stroked his long tail, and stopped talking.

The two were silent together, and the little white cat sighed softly and said: "Minister Bear of the Field Service Department often goes to the zoo to grab food for the big bears there. He will go to feed the little leopard without any hassle, and feed him super fat.

In order to confirm their own thoughts, the two were silent for a while, and then returned to their own places.Meng Ge's treatment under the bed is getting better and better recently. Yan Mu specially made him a cushion. The fat snake has a lot of presence recently, so Yan Mu also made him a cushion.

But Brother Meng suddenly felt that it was time for his fat snake to lose weight. When Yan Mu went to work tomorrow, he should do more exercise at home.