Cub Recruitment Office

Staff Exchange Forum of the Earth Ad hoc Alien Management Office:

Topic: Lu Yang is still in the company, let's talk about how to deal with him, should we use elephant legs, tiger claws, or cow hooves?

Main Building: Since he is not an ordinary person, we can actually make a move secretly, right?The landlord has sharpened his claws and is ready to go into battle at any time to kill him.

Floor 1: Count me in, the bear's paw is infinitely powerful.

2nd floor: The newly researched ecstasy hypnotism can come in handy.

3rd Floor: Tiger Roars That Shake Mountains and Rivers... Well, I am too young to practice it, so I can only let my dad do it.

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Floor 738888: Let's leave everyone. Let Minister Yan handle this matter, with the help of the President. There is no room for us to play.

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When Yan Hui called the shark, Yan Mu hadn't reacted yet.In his impression, sharks are all in the deep sea, and there are no offshore areas, let alone this is a freshwater river. No larger fish has been found for so many years, and it is simply a fantasy to say sharks.

Seeing two fins, one black and one white, sticking out of the water, Yan Mu opened his mouth, and had to admit that it really looked like a shark.The river near the bank was very shallow, and Yan Mu was thinking of taking a closer look, when the little white cat in his arms swished in and plunged into the water quickly.

Completely different from the usual lazy appearance, the little white cat swims very fast in the water.The two suspected sharks originally wanted to approach the shore, but they seemed to sense the approach of the little white cat, and quickly turned away from the shore.

But the speed of the little white cat is not covered. Like a strange-looking fish, he quickly approached the fin of the suspected shark, and grabbed it with one paw.

The black fin was caught, and the fish froze and twisted in the water, sending out sound waves that ordinary people couldn't hear. "Help, help... It hurts me to death. Brother, come here, I seem to be injured..."

"Idiot, this is not our territory. It's really uncomfortable to swim in fresh water. Hurry up and run..." The white fin paused, as if looking back, and then immediately changed his words, "Don't, I will stop now, what instructions do you have, sir?"

Floating in the water, the little white cat shook its ears and shook the water on its head, "Meow meow..." Yesterday Yan Mu told Queweier to look for the black and white double sharks, the little white cat heard it too, and the result was a whole I haven't found these two bastards for a whole day, and now I suddenly found that they went swimming in the river and showed their real bodies. The little white cat was angry at that time.

Fortunately, at this time, there are not many people here. The little white cat leaned over and gave the white shark a paw. The two sharks immediately sank to the bottom of the water, turned into human shapes, and emerged from the water with something similar to a shark fin in their hands. , followed the little white cat and swam slowly to the shore.

In Yan Mu's eyes, it was just two humans hiding in the bottom of the water and swimming, pretending to be sharks with two fins. The ability to dive is really great, Yan Mu thought.The little white cat went ashore first, and the two people behind also ran out in embarrassment. It wasn't because the diving time was too long, but because they seemed to have suffered some injuries on their backs.

"It's you?" After seeing the appearance of the two of them clearly, Yan Mu was surprised for a moment, and seeing that they were naked again, he hurried back to the car and took out two large towels for them to wrap around the important parts.The little white cat was picked up by Yan Mu with a big bath towel. After drying off the fur on his body, there was a small dried fish to eat. Yan Mu also massaged his body for fear that he would catch a cold.

But it is a good thing to meet black and white sharks here, Yan Mu organizes his words in his mind, describes the asbestos tile house in the community, and then carefully looks at the expressions of these two people.

Looking at each other, White Shark looked around, didn't find anyone paying attention here, and then said: "Let me tell you, there used to be a homeless man who lived there. He was very poor, fell ill, and died directly in the It's inside. Someone asked Black Shark and me to help change the lock, and also changed the door by the way, and gave a full 1000 yuan! Including the hush money!"

Seeing Bai Sha's shrewd but somewhat stupid appearance, Yan Mu knew that he only said it for his own sake.Generally, things that need to be kept quiet must not be said casually. Yan Mu felt that his guess might have come true, and Lu Yang was lying.

Comparing what he saw with what the black and white sharks said, he could clearly see that the asbestos tile house was not Lu Yang's home at all, but the shelter of a homeless man.Only the bed, chair, and TV that Yan Mu saw later were all moved in by Lu Yang later.No wonder he felt something strange when he entered the room. It turned out that not only the new door did not match the house, but also the furniture inside.

With a decision in his heart, Yan Mu asked again why the black and white sharks ran into the river to pretend to be sharks. They were so stupid that they were bubbling.

"Hey, we didn't make a lot of money." Bai Sha looked at the little white cat cautiously, and then continued, "Then I went to the city to have a big meal. After spending all my money, I couldn't take a car, so I thought about taking a shortcut. return……"

In fact, the two brothers didn't even think about swimming across the river. It was safer to cross the bridge far away, but there were fish in the river, and the brothers were hungry again, so they thought about catching some fish by the way...

After listening to the two people's explanation, the corners of Yan Mu's mouth twitched.Peng Zhi wanted to cross the river, but he didn't succeed every time. These two guys were lucky, they went to the river to catch fish, crossing the river was like playing.Fishing is not restricted here. After thinking about it, Yan Mu asked them to continue catching fish and buy some at their own expense, so that they can make dried fish when they go back.Not to mention, the ability of black and white double sharks to catch fish is really top-notch, and as long as you give 100 yuan, you can catch fish without stopping.In the end, Yan Mu felt that the two brothers were out of their minds.

The photographer over there took photos like chicken blood, and called a car to summon the bride and groom who wanted to take wedding photos.Yan Mu was far away, and saw that there seemed to be two men among them, wearing suits of different colors, one holding three puppies, the other holding two and a bird, looking at each other affectionately.

Jingjing ran to Yan Mu's feet with her head drooping, looking hopeless, and the golden retriever followed behind him, murmuring not knowing what she was expressing.

"What happened to Jingjing?" Yan Mu asked a little strangely.

"It's okay, he just doesn't like water." Meng San got into the car, and when he saw that the phone was connected, he immediately became excited.Yan Mu looked outside, vaguely heard what Meng San said dear, and immediately knew that he should be calling the single father with children.

No longer paying attention to this side, Yan Mu went to the store to buy two plastic buckets, put the fish caught by the black and white double sharks in them, and finally did the math and gave them 150 yuan.I didn't expect to get so many fish in one trip, Yan Mu and Yan Hui were very happy.

After getting the photo album, the six puppies also took photos again, as well as a group photo with the big dog. The photographer said that next time they would send the photos directly, and Yan Mu would just paste them into the photo album.

Back home, Yan Mu immediately started making small dried fish, and the little white cat was lying beside him watching. The beautiful cat's eyes had mixed emotions, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart.That night, the little white cat slept until midnight, decisively transformed into a human form, secretly kissed Yan Mu's lips, then got under the bed and grabbed Meng Ge who was sleeping soundly.

"Master President." Meng Ge helplessly turned into a human form, rubbed his eyes and said, "What's the matter?"

Standing in front of the window with his legs apart, Xu Fangyan looked at the dim light outside with his arms folded. Xu Fangyan didn't even look at Brother Meng, and said, "I'm going to give some presents, do you have any suggestions?"

Meng Ge immediately wrinkled his face. He wanted to give Peng Zhiyu a gift, and he could just give himself a living jerky, but Mr. President obviously couldn't be perfunctory. ask?"

"Ask them? Tell me to send dry fodder, living branches, or dried meat from the amateur department?" Xu Fangyan snorted, opened the window and quickly jumped onto the window sill without turning his head, "It's useless to ask. "

Meng Ge: "..." So why did you call him up?

The next day Yan Mu got up together and was startled by the big box next to him. After looking carefully, he found that it was sent by the owner of the little white cat. In the box was a whole cake and delicately packaged snacks. It should be The product of a chain cake shop here in the development zone.

"Our breakfast and lunch are settled." Yan Mu pays attention to practicality, and he accepts that everything that can be eaten and used is good.

"Brother Yan, this is a couple's cake. Abai's master really has a crush on you." Yan Hui put the cake in a lunch box and put the prepared rice balls in another smaller lunch box.

Not noticing the little white cat who was a little stiff, Yan Mu said indifferently: "Maybe this cake is for an event, or there is only this one today. The business of that cake shop is very good, especially the one with a high sales volume of this cake." .”

It was precisely because of the high sales volume and good reputation that he bought it. He did not expect such an explanation.The little white cat stretched out its paws, and with difficulty drew circles on the floor with one nail.

During this period of time, Yan Mu was used to hiding the little white cat in his bag when he was going to work, and looked at it from time to time. Sometimes the little white cat would sleep in the bag all the time, and sometimes he didn't know where he went, but he would always appear at lunch.

Lu Yang didn't show up in the morning, but he finally appeared in the afternoon, dragged Yan Mu to the corner, and asked cautiously, "How is it?"

Thinking of the other party's deception, Yan Mu felt a surge of disgust, and said lightly: "I hope you can tell me the truth, otherwise I can't help you."

After several changes in his face, Lu Yang approached cautiously and asked, "You already know?"

Nodding his head, Yan Mu sighed and said, "You can find someone else to help, or leave this company." He has been in the company for the longest time, and he knows that there is no room for sand here. Colleagues who move right and wrong here, none of them will last long.This place is different from some companies where you can get a good position by flattering the leaders. This is one of the reasons why Yan Mu likes to stay here. As long as you work hard, you will definitely not be bullied and framed.

"It was Lu Wei who asked me to do this." Lu Yang seemed to have made up his mind, and he said with a gloomy face, "You should know that we don't have household registration status, and it is difficult to live here without money, and we don't even have the minimum security. , Maybe one day I will die when I encounter a natural enemy..."